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maggienottingham‌:

Aren’t we a little bit old for this?

Too old for fun? Is that even a thing?

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kovukiwa‌:

Yeah, no, I’m really not. The alternative is way funnier. Imagine all these prissy types complaining about the stink in the air for weeks to come. I’m starting to think you’re losing your pranking skills, since the thing you set up apparently by accident is better than what you planned. 

Hey! I was just thinking of having fun! And I know tons of people that would have fun doing an egg hunt! If I was setting out to plan a prank, you know it’d be the best thing you’d ever seen.

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isaac-medici‌:

Hopefully the school maintenance team doesn’t find them first 

Why not? They could join in if they want! They should be able to have fun just like the rest of us!

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aryapendragon‌:

Wait, you what? Dude, do you want the entire campus to smell like rotting, sunbaked eggs? Nasty.

Well, it won’t smell like that if you find them! And besides, the plastic ones suck! They don’t keep the chocolate from melting, so I solved that by not involving chocolate!

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cassieadale‌:

I just thought I would ask! Because it could be helpful to make sure you get all the eggs in the end, but if you don’t have a map, that’s fine. I’m sure everybody helping will help you find them, myself included. What were all the parameters for finding them again? They’re not, like… in trees though, are they? Because if so, I need to start looking immediately and you need to help me because fake eggs trip up real birds really badly!!

Some of them are! But not all of them. Egg hunts are always boring when they’re just hidden on the ground, they’re too easy to find! Rachel already said she got the trees covered though so I don’t think you have to worry! She’s good at finding stuff, I’m sure she’ll find them before anything bad happens!

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TEXT ✉️ PEYPER

Peyton: No, if it was for that reason I'd be encouraging you to go on a date with... whatever that girl's name is that you were talking about when you said you felt like you ate too many pop rocks.

Peyton: If you're not interested in it being a TRUE date you're welcome to consider it an acting exercise! A drama club initiation ritual of sorts. You have to be convincing enough that people think we're genuinely dating to pass the test!

Casper: Okay, because I was SO not looking forward to more homework. I have enough already.

Casper: So... it's more of a challenge.

Casper: I think I can do that. But what do I get when I pass? Just initiation? Or do people have to admit that I'm not just a waste of time that doesn't belong in drama club?

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toritriton‌:

Wow, gross. And also kind of sounds like The Purge: Easter Style. I’m definitely not going to bother helping you find them, but I’d be happy to help people egg you when they start stinking, that sounds like a fun use of the ‘no rules’ clause.

I hid them! I cant be a part of the hunt. It's all on you guys if they start stinking, so maybe you should throw them at yourself. Besides, have to catch me to smash eggs on me. AND THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN MWAHAHA!

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TEXT ✉️ PEYPER

Peyton: It has come to my attention that it would be in both of our best interests if we were to go out on a date!

Peyton: Please reply yes or no letting me know if you agree.

Casper: It would??

Casper: Is this because I said I dont think about that stuff? Is this like homework or something so I learn?

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cassieadale‌:

Oh, that’s so thoughtful and creative and festive of you! Do you happen to have a map of where you put all the eggs, though? In case people don’t find them all. I don’t mean to be a grandma about it but, um, animals are really drawn to raw eggs in stages of decomposition and we wouldn’t want to start a commotion for them, or worse, get them sick.

Uhh... I didnt think I would need a map. I didnt want people asking me to help them! Or have someone take it and cheat so I just hid them and, uh, forgot where I hid them. But it's fine! Theres a bunch of people looking for them, I'm sure theyll all be found in no time! ...I think.

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isaac-medici‌:

I feel like this is the type of things thats fun for like a day and then afterward you are just stuck with rotting eggs everywhere

Guess that just means you gotta find them fast! Otherwise that's exactly what's gonna happen!

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piper-orangeboar‌:

You used real eggs? Dude yes!! I’m so making a game out of this and smashing them on people’s head. Ten point for every hit and a bonus 20 for every rotten one you get. Casper you genius!

They're hard boiled though! I don’t know how good their gonna be for the ew factor when smashing them on people. But to be completely honest I've never boiled eggs before so who knows if I even did it right. It's like a surprise that way though! Never know if you're gonna end up covered in egg slime or not!

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waverlytriton‌:

I’m not sure how I feel about this. On one side, I’m thankful you didn’t use plastic eggs just in case they aren’t found they can’t hurt any living creature and eggshells’ calcium and minerals will be broken down into the soil. However, do you have any idea how the poor chickens are treated to get those eggs? Wasting them like that for some fun just seems wrong. I’m sorry, I recently discovered a new website on chicken industries and it’s just all so horrible. It really makes you feel for them.

Uh... I just know I bought them and that means I can do whatever I want with them! I didnt do anything to the chickens and sorry it hurts them, but they're here now and they're not going to waste! People can eat them if they find them fast enough!!

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kovukiwa‌:

Not gonna lie, trying to find them sounds like a lot of work and it’ll be way more funny to let all the eggs rot and stink up the school so that’s what Imma do.

I mean, there's no rule saying you have to join, because there’s no rules!  But it's a lot of fun so you're missing out!

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racheladale‌:

Oh my gosh, yay! Not to brag or anything but I totally won the fake plastic egg hunt this morning in Sherwood and I brought back a toooooon of candy, so now I’ve got like, a bajillion chocolates worth of energy to keep me awake to find your real eggs, too! Are they like, plain white ones, or did you make them all fun and Easter colory before you hid them? Oooh, and does no rules mean I have to climb trees? Because it’s always so stinky when they tell me all the eggs are at eye level or lower back home.

Dude, you won! That gives you total bragging rights! And yeah I painted them,  but not Easter colors. Just the best colors ever - black and orange!! Plain white would be boring, I couldnt just leave them like that! Or on the ground,  wheres the fun if you find them just by looking around? I hid them all over the place that way the fun lasts longer!

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anja-bjorgman‌:

Okay so, hypothetically speaking, let’s just say a person wanted to plan a hypothetical prank for their hypothetical friend. And so they took the friend’s hypothetical homework and was going to pretend that their hypothetical reindeer ate their homework. But then the reindeer did eat it and you don’t know how to do chemistry what would you do? You know…. hypothetically speaking.

Non-hypothetically? That prank is lame. You should up the ante! Like... oh! Go into the chem lab before they do and rig their experiment to explode!! Now that’s a prank. I wouldn’t even get mad if you actually used that idea instead of your stupid homework eating one.

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So since I didn’t see anything about an official one, I went ahead and hid a bunch of eggs around campus! But find them quick! I used real ones, not the plastic ones. The only rule is there are no rules! And the hunt begins.... NOW!

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text ✉ツ kazper

Kaz: FIGURING IT OUTSELF IS PART OF THE GAME. I DID, NOW YOU HAVE TO, AND IF YOU CAN'T, WHICH YOU CAN'T, YOU LOSE, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Casper: Or I can just quit because this isn't fun anymore