#[ asks! ]

[d0not-disturb]

hello char. I come to you today with an art request: Grumbo schnuggles. Where doesnt matter. Theyre straight up cat face-smooshing eachother. Thank you. Goodbye.

IM FEELING HOMOPHOBIC

[artistcalledbella]

vibrating in excitement whenever I see your absolutely delicious, scrumptious Jeff the killer art, my eyes blessed whenever I go onto your page and see him

I’ve been meaning to draw him more! I did a small sketch of him today after finishing a big piece for a different fandom

[ssseriema]

he won, seri

cough up the ariana griande drawing…

I SAW THAT I WAS LIKE fuckk now i actually have to draw this 😭 ill do my best ... for princezam and ariana griande ill do my best.....

[erosmutt]

Request on lorenzo drabble fluff/smut that making out with him while he's asleep pleaee?

[Suprise me at the at the end please :3)

ugh I love this, I had a dream the other night and Renzo was in it!! I'll surprise you <3 I'm writing this on my phone so I'm sorry, and sorry for getting to the ask so late!

Lorenzo sits nude in your tub, hums of content filling the air, his blonde curls catching the candlelight. Yet another day he narrowly escaped Gerbino, and as always, he's staying at your home.

You walk in with a basket of laundry on your hip, dress swaying as you move. "You look exhausted," you murmur aloud, kneeling down beside the tub. He sighs, laying his head back. "I always am."

It wasn't long before the poor thing fell asleep. Quite uncomfortably, but he found a way. You smile as you lean down and press a kiss to his soft, plush lips. So warm, tasting like brew. You prod at his lips with your tongue before slipping it past, teasing his with your own. Suddenly, his hand tangles in your hair, giving it a tug while he swirls his tongue around yours in return, your saliva mixing messily.

"Gods, you're beautiful." Lorenzo murmurs, pressing a kiss to your nose. "Make some dinner, yeah?" He pats your waist, urging you to go to the kitchen. "You'd make such a pretty wife, by the way." You sigh as you search through the kitchen cabinets for something to make. "Mhm..."

[weaselishmcdiesel]

consider... car cat x dave petter

davepeta x karkat is so appealing to me bc it's my two most favorite karkat ships in one and also davepeta is my exact gender

[sanguinewolves]

We should make a poll about 'do you think I am a popular blog' because I have 0 clue how people perceive me

actually youre so right anon

[elven-kisses]

can we please get some more ren and martyn silliness

more than happy to oblige :3

[nordidia]

hi hello i am LOSING MY MIND over your raph & leo content,,,,,,,,, too fumkign perfect,,,,

rejoice...

[megbanned]

Evil uzi should be an uzi that likes pinks, softcote and act nice.

Yes

[themeraldee]

SO WHAT IF: homelander got with a Female SO who is a screamer in bed. Not because it hurts but it feels sooo good. Better if she’s a quiet, timid employee at vought he finds endearing.

(He is so interesting. I can see him with strong women as seen in the show, but he would also like a submissive thing that fawns over him. He’s so versatile with ships!)

yessss yesssssssss

the semi-public sex would go HARD.

Also I'd love to see Homelander discover this. Such a difference to when they're just being cute and lovely or interacting at work. Here's her screaming his praises. Even though timid, she'd be making sure he knows how good it feels. Having had partners before who either found her vocal cries either disturbing or annoying, she wants to make sure he knows she's feeling good. All thanks to him.

Also at first she's super quiet and holds back, not wanting to be too much and freak him out. Until he forces it out of her one way or another...

lil 18+ snippet below cut

He knows you've always been reluctant to move your bedroom activities to other, more risky, places. Yet the thought of getting everyone to hear you get the life fucked out of you sounded too good to pass on.

"You gotta keep quiet for me sweetheart. Or everyone out there is gonna hear you sing for me." Except he has you on your back on your office desk, bent in half, knees next to your chest as he's stuffing you full of his cock. The squelching noise your bodies make on each slide is deafening enough without your screams and moans getting in the way.

Before he buried himself in you, he's spent good time getting you ready, feasting on your cunt until you were sopping wet and ready to take him the way you always want to. Full throttle without stopping.

And with each thrust you get louder and louder. You mumble just how good, ahh ahh, s'good it feels. How good he feels. It's barely coherent but Homelander licks up every word of praise from your lips.

Now that he's learned how to get you to let go he doesn't hesitate to abuse the sensitive spot inside you with short snappy thrusts until you sing for him freely.

Although there's no debating whether or not your moans are easily heard from the hallway, the answer comes swiftly anyway.

Someone knocks on the door. "Uhmm, is everything okay? I've come to bring you the paperwork you asked for." One of your co-workers sounds from the other side of the door.

Homelander takes pleasure in knowing it's the off-putting man he's seen attempt to flirt with you. Yes, let him hear. Let him hear how nobody could ever make you scream this way. Nobody but Homelander.

He gives you a head tilt that says 'see?' and he clamps his hand over your mouth while he rams you even harder. The wooden desk legs squeak horribly against the floor as the desk moves forward with every snap of his hips.

Still, Homelander puts good effort into keeping his voice stable. "Buddy, now's really not the time. Leave it till tomorrow."

"B-b-but." Even though the man is usually oblivious to Homelander's presence anytime he oversees his inappropriate behaviour, at least now he understands there's more at stake.

"Leave." His eyes power up automatically with his tone and while the disaster of a man can't see him, the shift in atmosphere is palpable.

At least from his perspective. Homelander's still fucking your brains out and you're barely aware of the situation. It feels too good to give up on the haze of pleasure lighting up your nerves and force yourself to face the real world where there's embarrassment that comes with nearly getting caught.

He watches the guy scuttle off at his menacing tone.

Finally, Homelander returns his attention back fully to you.

"Look how much attention you're attracting." He lets himself get back in the moment. His voice wavers when you squeeze around him.

"What's that, hah you want more?" He grips onto the desk, letting his pent up energy go into splintering the wood and not the fragile bones of your pelvis.

"Bet they'd all love to see what you're screaming for huh? Maybe I should let them. Let them know I'm the only fucking one to get you singing like this. Fffuck, yeah that's it. Feel so fucking good baby..." With his hand wedged in between your bodies he strokes your clit into completion.

Your screams are muffled by the leather of Homelander's glove and you let yourself scream your heart out as your cunt finally pulses around him with orgasm. The desk finally gives in and breaks when he spills inside you.

He puts all the force he wants to squeeze you with into destroying the office furniture. Because at the end of the day you're the irreplaceable one.

[livmadart]

If Conan was isekai'd into Dunmeshi, would the characters think he's a half foot?

Pffffft i would love to drop conan into dungeon meshi he would be so upset that magic exists. To the second anon: so true i basically drew Extremely Long Conan for chilchuck heheheheh

Thank y’all for your asks! I believe @meitantei-shitpost posted something similar to this :)

[d0not-disturb]

“I swear today is the day I answer my asks”

[artistcalledbella]

hi ! i was wondering if you have ever drawn price before? love your art and ty for getting me out of artblock haha <33

Surprisingly no! But (ironically) I’ve been struggling with art block recently and drawing him helped with that lol

Edit: I made the second one a print!

[ssseriema]

have you ever drawn falsesymmetry? i think she’d match your style

she has a lot of swagger

[callmegaith]

pls draw freehoun but they’re living a happy life after the events of hl2..

"Our life is just beginning"

Thank u for the cute request, anon. May it fill you with joy and hope. 🥰💜