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[lololololchips]

Can you please please please do a seventeen text being jealous of there son/daughter cuz they have all the s/o attention

here you go!:)

dad texts || SEVENTEEN

genre: one shot, fluff, fake texts au, non!idol, parents au

warnings: fem pronouns, jealous svt (nothing serious tho), lmk if i missed anything else!

[bearbaitbf]

hey babe. yeah, just come take a seat on my lap. yeah it’s cool. oh haha, yeah, sorry, ignore the bump, new packer, just wiggle a bit to get comfy… oh shit, sorry, i didn’t mean to grip you so hard haha… ohh oh shit, can you just… wait, no, lemme just… move you like that… fuck, baby, you sound so pretty gasping on my cock like that…

[ickystickybabyprincess]

[derrygalpals]

Derry girls + textpost

[shopcat]

this is like the cutest they've looked in an official art adjacent thing we've ever received i think like i want to buy them a burger

[crackshotreporter]

Consider these "concept refs" bc I do not have the time to make regular fullbodies for them. Anyways *catifies your FNaF Movie*

[gendernull]

autistic ace, autistic aroace, and autistic aro flags!

[clancys-corner]

conversations with my cat be like

"meow!"

"whats up?"

"meow"

"yeah?"

*walks away from me and across the room continuing to meow*

"im over here bub"

"meow !!" *comes back around the couch and then immediately starts doing something that i very much have told him not to do multiple times*

do you see what i have to put up with 😭😔

[redactedterms]

It’s coining time, babyy!

Felibond: an alteraffectis attraction label that describes the relationship between pair-bonded cats or the bond between a domestic cat and their owner.

Flag with and without symbol:

I divided the seven stripes into three sections with the white lines so it would be easier to modify for oriented versions of felibond attraction. Other than that, I just tried to combine the catkin and alteraffectis flags in a way that looked good, so the colors don’t have any meaning.

Flag variations under the cut

Oriented Felibond flags:

Lesbian, Veldian (turian,ect), and Enbian

(the lesbian and veldian colors were taken from some alt bambi flags, can’t remember who made them)

Bi, Pan, Omni and Poly

[lololololchips]

BONON BF TEXTS PLSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

(CRYING SOBBING BEGGING ON MY KNEES)

THE VERNON BF TEXTS ARE FINALLY HERE EVERYONE!!!!!

Vernon Chwe || even more more vernon bf texts

genre: fake texts au, smau, non!idol, fluff

warnings: cursing, suggestive, lmk if i’m missing anything!

[bearbaitbf]

i think a rough lookin cowboy should hogtie me and laugh at how wet i get over it

[derrygalpals]

so, the thing that makes Derry Girls so much more special than other "teen dramas" is that it is actually about teen drama. the actors actually looked like teenagers, went through actual teenage problems, created problems that an actual teenager would cause and had absolutely no chill. it was earnest and lively and awkward.

"Derry Girls is a coming of age story; following five ridiculous teenagers as they slowly...very slowly... start to become adults, while around them the place they call home starts to change too and Northern Ireland enters a new more hopeful phase — which was a small, magical window of the time."

this is what Lisa McGee promised and that's what she delivered.

and best thing of all, they decided to end the show when the time came for the characters to move on, when the adulthood that was looming all along finally came. they didn't drag it into more seasons and eventually drive it into the ground. they ended it when adolescence ended for them.

[shopcat]

elf senshi is actually. i'm speechless. this is the funniest thing i've ever seen i wish he was real just so i could watch real senshi pick him up and crack him over his knee and he'd fold up like a ping pong table and his faggish italian moustache would cartoonishly float away

[naomisathome]

my room if i slayed

[kota-corner]

And just like that, they're almost three weeks old💓

I'm adopting the runt of the litter! Her name is Allie, and I've been supplementing nutrients for her through bottle feeding. She gets some from her mother still, but not as much as her littermates since she was easily pushed around. So she wasn't gaining a lot of weight at first and was very weak. She's already doing better! I'm so proud of her!

That was her over a week ago!

We also named the mama Nala! She's gonna be cared for by the whole apartment complex, and we are pitching in to get her spayed and vaccinated.

Pretty girl!

Also, here's my adult cat, Ace! I've had him since he was eight weeks old, and he's turning six in November! He's mostly ragdoll, with some unidentified mix(es) in him. He's essentially my ESA, and I'm thinking of getting him certified. He helps a lot with my anxiety, c-ptsd, and autism.

More updates coming!

[gendernull]

autistic genderqueer, autistic neutrois, and autistic maverique flags!