#[ ❓ ]—anonymous

[potionofinstantdamage]

what's hermitcraft

academics point to the conclusion that it may be some kind of sex ritual

[ataleofcrowns]

a little spoiler for ch.10

I knew that some people would be mad at X but personally I feel bad for that farm boy 😔

I know he shouldn't have expected more from X and he let his lil delulu get over him , but I still feel little bad for him. Bro just wanted some love 😭 ( I know at least 3 girls like him)

#deluluisnotsolulu 😔✊

He absolutely had a case of selective hearing when X stated in advance that this was a strictly no strings attached tryst lol. Thought he could convince X otherwise, but unfortunately for him his game was NOT there, to put it politely 🙈

A bit of skill in observation would have also told him that X was fucked up over a certain someone else so he never had a chance, but alas...

Also, let's be honest, the people that are mad at X are way more delusional than the farmer guy. At least the farmer guy got laid. The Crown on the other hand hasn't even gotten a kiss from X yet at that point, yet somehow these people think X is in a committed relationship with their Crown and that X "cheated"? Yeah, no, that's not how that works 💀

[gender-premium-tm]

For the 6 characters ask I’m throwing Sanji your way

my boy!! my silly little guy!!! it may have been obvious but i loveeee drawing him

edit: changed the background bc i didn’t like it

[swiftfootedachilles]

For the trope mashup:

31. Soulmate AU and 125. Dom/Sub

absolutely obsessed with trying to find a way to combine these 2 tropes. but not in a assigned-dom/sub-at-birth way because the best part of bdsm is the trust volunteered by each party

hmm maybe there's an app that can match you to your soulmate - as long as you are both in the system. kinda like 23 And Me for soulmates, using the latest genetic technology to match users with 99.997% accuracy. jaded from yet another shitty dead-end date while trying to find his soulmate the traditional way, ian dips into his savings and signs up for the hottest soulmate-finding app. sick of her brother acting like a dick, she swabs some of his DNA off a beer bottle and enters it into the app in the hopes he finally gets laid. neither were expecting the results theyd receive a few weeks later. little did they know that for the past 2 decades, theyve been 3 city blocks and 4 juvie sentences from their soulmate

MIKHAILO ALEKSANDR MILKOVICH

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 08/10/1994

SEX: M

HGT: 5'-07"

WGT: 135 lb

HAIR: BLK

EYES: BLU

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: CHOLERIC, HIGH INTENSITY, HIGH SENSITIVITY, LOW ADAPTABILITY, LOW SELF-REGULARITY, WITHDRAWING, REGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE/SUBMISSIVENESS UNKNOWN, BRAT, MASOCHIST, HEDONIST, EXPERIMENTALIST. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO SUD, ASD, FH, CAH.

IAN CLAYTON GALLAGHER

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 05/09/1996

SEX: M

HGT: 6'-00"

WGT: 187 lb

HAIR: RED

EYES: GRN

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: SANGUINE/MELANCHOLIC, HIGH SENSITIVITY, HIGH PERSISTENCE, MODERATE ADAPTABILITY, APPROACHING, ALTRUISM, SEMI-IRREGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE, TAMER, OWNER/HANDLER, DADDY. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO BD I, BD II, SUD, INC TGF-β2.

[elakha-house-cube]

@ ????, okay I really need a better name for you other than ???? so how does St. Equinox sound?

"... Fine I guess? I don't get it."

Ooh, I do! Because Kira explained it to me on discord

"You people are still using Discord? Now I know something's fucky. ... You wanna tell me what's up, then?"

Hmmm... nope!

"Oh come on-"

[skunkes]

could you share the png to pdf program you mentioned o_o ive been looking for one too lol!!

program is imagemagick!

Reddit comment originally suggesting it, with one described way of using it for pngs to pdf

Reddit comment in the same thread, suggesting the method I used to get the result that i was personally looking for and found more simple in general

[frogliftcertified]

do you dislike nonbinary people?

now why would i go and do that

[starsstims]

Happy Birthday 🥳🎉💕

Thank you! 💛

[cloudsuniversencharacters]

I offer the EXEs choccy milk

OG Sonic.EXE looks at the choccy milk, before groaning and putting his hands on his hips; looking at the ground in contempt, before sighing and taking the 'choccy' milk. "Thank you... mortal…"

“Erm... thanks I guess...? Though, I don't know why you'd give someone like me this. Again, you humans are weird.” X says, taking the choccy milk; holding it in his palm. He was weirded out a little, but this was his first time and the other EXEs times of drinking human consumption beverages.

Xenophanes takes the choccy milk, examining it for a little out of curiosity. “Hmm... this looks interesting, well, I do need a refresher after killing that little brat's Girlfriend...” Xeno says, before sipping the choccy milk, though not drinking all of it yet.

Lord X takes the choccy milk, raising an eyebrow on how humans say "chocolate milk" now. “Oh? Is that how you humans refer to... chocolate milk now? How interesting...” Lord X says, before sipping the choccy milk and disappearing out of sight.

OMT takes the choccy milk with his right hand transformed into a tentacle, some of it getting on the ground, and wrapping it around the glass before chugging it and once all of it is gone, he drops the glass on the ground. “Chugged it, you guys are just too slow.”

The new guy; Exeller shakes his head with his eyes closed, raising his hands and gently pushing the choccy milk back a little. Looking cranky like a cat. “I. don't want. Chocolate Milk...” Seems like he doesn't want it because he just wants to try and be serious n' scary. But secretly, he'll get choccy milk by himself privately without anyone knowing he did.

[dienamights]

Where’d you go 😭

I am ALIVE (very questionable)

I’ve been mia cause i got a job -well, an internship- in the company i’ve been busting my ass to get in since last December, and that shit’s taking 12 hours of my time almost every mcfucking day

Load’s been a bit lighter now, so i’m hoping for more me time :((💗💗💗

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[gender-premium-tm]

im new to tumblr but you’re like one of the first artists ive come across and I just want to say that I really like your art.

HEGUGEHEGEH???? thank you so much!!!

[margareth-lv]

Sam and Caitriona have one child. ONE. Please stop.

Has there been a revolution on the Dark Side of Power? Has Anti-Land overthrown its former masters? Why the sudden change of story? According to the official version so far, wasn't the father of the child born in August 2021 by chance PA aka 🧛🏻‍♂️?

Anyway, great! I'm happy about the change.

Unfortunately, I can't admit that you're right, Anonymous, about the number of Sam and Caitríona's children. I don't know how many they have. They have not invited me to visit them. I have not had the opportunity to see for myself the exact number of little Hoohans.

But a bit of material stored in my dark vaults suggests that there may be more than one child.

See for yourself.

Season 1 vs season 3. How do you interpret this change of body?

🍼

*** *** ***

Season 4. What has happened here? Bloating? Indigestion?

🤰🏻

*** *** ***

Why did the belly grow instead of shrinking after birth (autumn 2021)?

👩🏻‍🍼

*** *** ***

Finally, who is the little boy on the right?

❓

PS. I promise not to stop, no matter what you mean by "please stop". Yours sincerely,

margareth. 🩷 [December 5, 2023]

[elakha-house-cube]

@ ???? Look, it's simple. The fact that you're protesting so much means something. If you didn't have yuris for Leaf you would simply say so and move on instead of making a big deal of it. Ergo you must be in total lowell with her

"... okay, you know, I was all ready to say something sarcastic, but - the hell you mean lowell?"

Typo, probably.

"Yeah, probably, but y'know what? I'm gonna grill them over this. I'm gonna rake them over the coals. I'm gonna put them through the wringer. I'm gonna make them file their taxes in triplicate."

[delenygma]

❓Dano!Riddler Headcanons: Part 25 | 💚 Delivery Boy (Requested by Anonymous) 💚❓

Headcanon requests are technically still closed, but I made an exception for this 🖤

(This takes place during Before the Batman.)

(And... Why does the restaurant owner sound like Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" in my head? Damnit-)

🟢 Edward begins his shift at Fumento's around 5PM, typically finishing no earlier than 2AM. He often stays a lot later to wash dishes and clean the kitchen for that little extra money, which he usually only receives it if the owner is feeling particularly generous or sympathetic. (Such pity in his eyes, looing at him like... He's just another pathetic c-cockroach scuttling around the kitchen-) Which almost never happens.

🟢 It's exhausting, utterly exhausting. But he needs the d-damned money. Education and bills won’t pay themselves. (He just wants to... Live. Live, and not have to suffer.)

🟢 He is wearing himself thin to survive, risking his life for a meagre existence. The things he has witnessed around Gotham since he started this job replay in his mind, over and over. (Oh. How he despises her, how he loathes Gotham. But, he... L-loves her, too.)

🟢 It’s yet another November night, a steady deluge of rain pouring down like the tears of a sacrificial angel, desperate to purify the streets.

🟢 Edward feels as though he is on the brink of death. He is simultaneously on fire - his muscles howling, his bones feeling as if they might splinter any minute - and intensely cold as the rain seeps through his jacket. He can't afford to fall ill now - no, no. He needs the money by December. He can't lose this job either. Tuition money, bills. Survival. -ENDUREENDUREENDURE-

🟢 "What are you waiting for, Ed? This is the last delivery of the night. Get a move on!" the restaurant owner barks, standing in the doorway with arms crossed. Glaring. "Come on, boy! It’s just around the goddamned corner." Edward's heart skips a beat as the owner tells him the address. (Oh n-no. You can't see him like this - but he needs to...)

🟢 Edward hesitates for a moment - several moments - before finally pressing your doorbell. He clutches the paper bag tightly, the scent inside making him feel nauseous while simultaneously reminding him that he hasn’t had anything other than coffee for the past two days.

🟢 Your heart shatters the instant you see him at your doorstep. He is soaked through, his hair plastered to his face, pale and trembling. "Edward? Oh goodness, what are you... ? Oh." You spot the paper bag. Gently, you take it from his hands and place it on the floor.

🟢 "I, um-" You pull him inside. He is so unsteady that he falls against you, mumbling apologies as you draw him closer. He would protest and try to pull away, but he is just so... Tired. So cold.

🟢 You want to say something, but a lump forms in your throat. In that very moment, all you can do is hold him. It pains you - your sense of powerlessness. The only thing you can offer is being a source of warmth. You don't quite realise that in his eyes-

🟢 You are enough.

[satorusgirltonight]

"𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝" 

"𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊 𝖉𝖔 𝕴 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝕴 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚❓" 

Modern Vampire (kinda stalkerish???) ! Choso x F! Reader 

tw// stalkerish tendencies, choking, mentions of blood, implied kidnapping? 

I didn't proofread this- reblogs and notes appreciated

You lived in a small townhouse, next to a pair of brothers who were quite friendly, but the eldest brother was.. 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕖𝕥, to say the least. He never really spoke to you,  he just waved or stared into your soul. Yuji itadori, the younger brother was always super kind to you, whenever you would see him in the mailroom, or just around, he would come up to you and ask you things;

"𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶?"

Or sometimes, it was 

"𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴?"

Yuji Itadori was far too young for you if he was trying to flirt with you, and he wasn't your type. You always answered his questions respectfully, but sometimes you were short with him, as to try and deter his weird questions. 

His brother, Choso Kamo, was quiet.. Interesting.. To say the least.. 

You would see him and try to say hi, but he’d never say hi back. It was weird, and eventually, you just stopped taking it personally. But then again, he was always 

Around. 

One morning in the sweet spring of April, you got home from your long day of classes, only to find a lovely bouquet of flowers, your favorite, on the doorstep of your townhouse. You picked them up, looking for some sort of note or tag that said who they were from. Nothing rang a bell, and you put them in a nice vase on the kitchen counter. 

Choso Kamo watched from a bush. The bush was quite uncomfortable and it wasn't a very fun place to watch you from, but what other option did he have? This was his first ‘advance’ he could say, trying to show his desires for you through anonymity. 

He always admired you. The day you moved in, Yuji had made banana bread and asked him to deliver it to you. 

That was the only time he has really ever spoken to you, and probably ever will.  Until he saw you in the mailroom. He could hear your pulse, and the vibrations your natural pheromones gave off to him were insatiable. 

The sun caught your face so well that day, and he accidentally made direct eye contact with you. Something he would not get over, as he had your attention for that split second. 

You had tried to talk to him that day but he left before you could say something. 

Then it happened at the convenience store down the street. 

Then it happened as you were both arriving home at the same time

Then it happened when you met up with your friend at the local park. 

Then he followed you to school. 

Then he followed you whenever you left the townhouse.

Yuji itadori soon realized he had some sort of crush on you, or at least a desire to know you, so he confronted his brother about it. 

Choso blew it off, and told Yuji to not give it any thought. 

Until Choso realized that you TALKED to Yuji. So Choso decided to bribe his brother with some money for video games, and had him ask you questions about yourself, your favorite things, and hopefully would invite you over. 

He just hoped you would never find his stash. 

No, not of cash, of blood, rather pigs blood, not human. 

But he so desperately craved it. YOUR blood. Just yours, and only yours. His mind was on it constantly, whenever he saw you, he could practically already taste it. 

But he never wanted to hurt you. As if he bit you, it would hurt, badly. 

Human bites are also binding. That’s what's killing Choso Kamo. 

When and if he ever did bite you, your soul would be bound to his, forever. You’d also stop aging, but you’d remain human, unless you decided you wanted to turn. 

It was a gamble he had to be willing to take at some point.. He knew it was you that it had to be, after 155 years of looking for someone that might actually interest him. 

You were sweet, almost too sweet. You left a sugary taste in his mouth, which always burned in his body for hours after. 

Then Yuji invited you over. 

He usually just sat on his phone while watching you and his brother play just dance, or some other video game. Eventually, Choso wanted to play. 

He couldn't get enough of you. It was a disaster at this point.

You found yourself getting closer and closer to Choso Kamo as the months went by, and by the end of the summer, you had his number. 

He was surprised when you sent the first messages. 

He was elated when you brought up the twice a week gifts at your doorstep, too. 

He found some sort of comedic relief when you brought it up to him while he was over at your place for the first time, without his brother in attendance. He took it all in, learning every inch of your space. 

"I just don't know who’s doing it, I would get a doorbell camera but I dont have the money for it” you said to him, sitting next to him on your couch, loading up the video game you wanted to play. 

“I wouldn't worry about it, the gifts are harmless right?” Choso said back to you, holding back his smile. 

“Yeah they are, but it’s just a bit off putting, I don't know anyone who would do it.” you said, grabbing him a controller. 

your voice was sweet, and your pulse was LOUD in his ears. 

He was at the point now where you considered him a best friend. He hated that. He wished you saw him as more. Although he couldn't read your mind, he almost wished he could, so he’d know how you truly felt. He knew you felt the same. You had to! There was no way you didn't, with the way you looked at him, accepted his gifts and texted him 24/7 with all your issues, hopes, and dreams. 

You often invited him over late at night, if you couldn't sleep, but recently he hasn't needed an invitation. He had stolen your spare key a while back, and when he saw you weren't sending him tik toks, he knew you had fallen asleep. 

Until he got caught. 

….

It was late and you had put your phone down after your long day, you were drained but you were still up due to the amount of caffeine you had. It was quiet, peaceful and serene, you almost fell asleep until you heard your front door open. 

Your heart froze in fear. You didn't want to move but you did anyway, grabbing a pocket knife you had in your bedside table and calling out. 

“Who’s there?”

Well getting caught was not on Choso Kamo’s bingo card. 

He froze almost as much as you did. There wasn't any turning back now, he was halfway into your living room space. 

 “𝓘𝓽𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓮” 

You recognized Choso’s voice immediately and relaxed. 

“Choso?” you called out to him, coming out of your room. You were wearing his sweatpants that he let you borrow, and a tank top. 

He was over the moon to see that.

“Yeah, hey” he said a bit awkwardly

“What are you doing here..? It's three in the morning” you said, seeing him in your living room. 

He could lie, but he didn't want to. 

He started inching closer to you. 

“You know that spare key you lost?” he said, all sense of sanity started to leave his mind. 

“Yeah, a few months ago” you said, in the darkness. 

“𝓘 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓲𝓽.” 

“Oh, uhm.. Why?” you said, starting to question everything you knew about your best friend. You let out an awkward laugh, now getting nervous as he backed you to a wall. 

“To be closer to you.” he said, bluntly, grabbing your hand, stealing the pocket knife from your hand. 

“You could've texted” you said, trying to piece the puzzle together.

Has he always been.. Like this? 

“Where’s the fun in that, when you look so pretty just existing.”

You were silent, not knowing what to say. He grabbed a piece of your hair that was in front of your face, and pushed it behind your ear. He could hear your pulse, and it was tempting for him to bite but he refrained. 

“I sent you those little gifts, I hope you liked them.” he said, his eyes not leaving yours. 

You did like them, and you would've liked them more if he gave them to you without love letters and anonymity. 

“Why are you doing this, I trusted you.” you said, angrily, confused in the three in the morning haze, being pinned to a wall. 

“When I saw you, in that mailroom for the first time, I knew you were born to be mine, and mine alone”

“That isn't love Choso!” you exclaimed, knowing he wouldn't like that answer. 

He pinned your body to his, fully. 

“I’ve done everything in my life to keep you with me, I KNOW I love you, and you need to be with me. It was love at first sight”

This was NOT the Choso you knew. 

“Love at first sight doesn't exist, Choso” you said, pleading, feeling his hand rise to your neck, lightly choking it, now feeling the main pulse on the side of your neck. 

It was heaven. He had you in his grasp, finally. 

"𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊 𝖉𝖔 𝕴 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝕴 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚" 

He tightened his grip around your neck, and around the pressure points in your neck. You tried to struggle, but it was pointless.

“Let it happen, i’ll take such good care of you i promise.” he said, sadistically watching. 

Is all you heard as you felt lightheaded, and eventually, passed out. 

“This is the start of our perfect life together.” 

do y'all want a part two

PART TWO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

part two