#[ ❓ ]—anonymous

[potionofinstantdamage]

what's hermitcraft

academics point to the conclusion that it may be some kind of sex ritual

[ataleofcrowns]

a little spoiler for ch.10

I knew that some people would be mad at X but personally I feel bad for that farm boy 😔

I know he shouldn't have expected more from X and he let his lil delulu get over him , but I still feel little bad for him. Bro just wanted some love 😭 ( I know at least 3 girls like him)

#deluluisnotsolulu 😔✊

He absolutely had a case of selective hearing when X stated in advance that this was a strictly no strings attached tryst lol. Thought he could convince X otherwise, but unfortunately for him his game was NOT there, to put it politely 🙈

A bit of skill in observation would have also told him that X was fucked up over a certain someone else so he never had a chance, but alas...

Also, let's be honest, the people that are mad at X are way more delusional than the farmer guy. At least the farmer guy got laid. The Crown on the other hand hasn't even gotten a kiss from X yet at that point, yet somehow these people think X is in a committed relationship with their Crown and that X "cheated"? Yeah, no, that's not how that works 💀

[gender-premium-tm]

For the 6 characters ask I’m throwing Sanji your way

my boy!! my silly little guy!!! it may have been obvious but i loveeee drawing him

edit: changed the background bc i didn’t like it

[swiftfootedachilles]

For the trope mashup:

31. Soulmate AU and 125. Dom/Sub

absolutely obsessed with trying to find a way to combine these 2 tropes. but not in a assigned-dom/sub-at-birth way because the best part of bdsm is the trust volunteered by each party

hmm maybe there's an app that can match you to your soulmate - as long as you are both in the system. kinda like 23 And Me for soulmates, using the latest genetic technology to match users with 99.997% accuracy. jaded from yet another shitty dead-end date while trying to find his soulmate the traditional way, ian dips into his savings and signs up for the hottest soulmate-finding app. sick of her brother acting like a dick, she swabs some of his DNA off a beer bottle and enters it into the app in the hopes he finally gets laid. neither were expecting the results theyd receive a few weeks later. little did they know that for the past 2 decades, theyve been 3 city blocks and 4 juvie sentences from their soulmate

MIKHAILO ALEKSANDR MILKOVICH

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 08/10/1994

SEX: M

HGT: 5'-07"

WGT: 135 lb

HAIR: BLK

EYES: BLU

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: CHOLERIC, HIGH INTENSITY, HIGH SENSITIVITY, LOW ADAPTABILITY, LOW SELF-REGULARITY, WITHDRAWING, REGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE/SUBMISSIVENESS UNKNOWN, BRAT, MASOCHIST, HEDONIST, EXPERIMENTALIST. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO SUD, ASD, FH, CAH.

IAN CLAYTON GALLAGHER

POB: CHICAGO USA

DOB: 05/09/1996

SEX: M

HGT: 6'-00"

WGT: 187 lb

HAIR: RED

EYES: GRN

TYPE: ROMANTIC, SEXUAL

ATTRIBUTES: SANGUINE/MELANCHOLIC, HIGH SENSITIVITY, HIGH PERSISTENCE, MODERATE ADAPTABILITY, APPROACHING, ALTRUISM, SEMI-IRREGULAR BIOLOGICAL RHYTHM. DOMINANCE, TAMER, OWNER/HANDLER, DADDY. GENETIC DISPOSITION TO BD I, BD II, SUD, INC TGF-β2.

[elakha-house-cube]

@ ????, okay I really need a better name for you other than ???? so how does St. Equinox sound?

"... Fine I guess? I don't get it."

Ooh, I do! Because Kira explained it to me on discord

"You people are still using Discord? Now I know something's fucky. ... You wanna tell me what's up, then?"

Hmmm... nope!

"Oh come on-"

[skunkes]

could you share the png to pdf program you mentioned o_o ive been looking for one too lol!!

program is imagemagick!

Reddit comment originally suggesting it, with one described way of using it for pngs to pdf

Reddit comment in the same thread, suggesting the method I used to get the result that i was personally looking for and found more simple in general

[frogliftcertified]

do you dislike nonbinary people?

now why would i go and do that

[starsstims]

Happy Birthday 🥳🎉💕

Thank you! 💛

[cloudsuniversencharacters]

I offer the EXEs choccy milk

OG Sonic.EXE looks at the choccy milk, before groaning and putting his hands on his hips; looking at the ground in contempt, before sighing and taking the 'choccy' milk. "Thank you... mortal…"

“Erm... thanks I guess...? Though, I don't know why you'd give someone like me this. Again, you humans are weird.” X says, taking the choccy milk; holding it in his palm. He was weirded out a little, but this was his first time and the other EXEs times of drinking human consumption beverages.

Xenophanes takes the choccy milk, examining it for a little out of curiosity. “Hmm... this looks interesting, well, I do need a refresher after killing that little brat's Girlfriend...” Xeno says, before sipping the choccy milk, though not drinking all of it yet.

Lord X takes the choccy milk, raising an eyebrow on how humans say "chocolate milk" now. “Oh? Is that how you humans refer to... chocolate milk now? How interesting...” Lord X says, before sipping the choccy milk and disappearing out of sight.

OMT takes the choccy milk with his right hand transformed into a tentacle, some of it getting on the ground, and wrapping it around the glass before chugging it and once all of it is gone, he drops the glass on the ground. “Chugged it, you guys are just too slow.”

The new guy; Exeller shakes his head with his eyes closed, raising his hands and gently pushing the choccy milk back a little. Looking cranky like a cat. “I. don't want. Chocolate Milk...” Seems like he doesn't want it because he just wants to try and be serious n' scary. But secretly, he'll get choccy milk by himself privately without anyone knowing he did.

[dienamights]

Where’d you go 😭

I am ALIVE (very questionable)

I’ve been mia cause i got a job -well, an internship- in the company i’ve been busting my ass to get in since last December, and that shit’s taking 12 hours of my time almost every mcfucking day

Load’s been a bit lighter now, so i’m hoping for more me time :((💗💗💗

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

��� horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[gender-premium-tm]

im new to tumblr but you’re like one of the first artists ive come across and I just want to say that I really like your art.

HEGUGEHEGEH???? thank you so much!!!

[margareth-lv]

Sam and Caitriona have one child. ONE. Please stop.

Has there been a revolution on the Dark Side of Power? Has Anti-Land overthrown its former masters? Why the sudden change of story? According to the official version so far, wasn't the father of the child born in August 2021 by chance PA aka 🧛🏻‍♂️?

Anyway, great! I'm happy about the change.

Unfortunately, I can't admit that you're right, Anonymous, about the number of Sam and Caitríona's children. I don't know how many they have. They have not invited me to visit them. I have not had the opportunity to see for myself the exact number of little Hoohans.

But a bit of material stored in my dark vaults suggests that there may be more than one child.

See for yourself.

Season 1 vs season 3. How do you interpret this change of body?

🍼

*** *** ***

Season 4. What has happened here? Bloating? Indigestion?

🤰🏻

*** *** ***

Why did the belly grow instead of shrinking after birth (autumn 2021)?

👩🏻‍🍼

*** *** ***

Finally, who is the little boy on the right?

❓

PS. I promise not to stop, no matter what you mean by "please stop". Yours sincerely,

margareth. 🩷 [December 5, 2023]

[elakha-house-cube]

@ ???? Look, it's simple. The fact that you're protesting so much means something. If you didn't have yuris for Leaf you would simply say so and move on instead of making a big deal of it. Ergo you must be in total lowell with her

"... okay, you know, I was all ready to say something sarcastic, but - the hell you mean lowell?"

Typo, probably.

"Yeah, probably, but y'know what? I'm gonna grill them over this. I'm gonna rake them over the coals. I'm gonna put them through the wringer. I'm gonna make them file their taxes in triplicate."

[delenygma]

❓Dano!Riddler Headcanons: Part 25 | 💚 Delivery Boy (Requested by Anonymous) 💚❓

Headcanon requests are technically still closed, but I made an exception for this 🖤

(This takes place during Before the Batman.)

(And... Why does the restaurant owner sound like Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" in my head? Damnit-)

🟢 Edward begins his shift at Fumento's around 5PM, typically finishing no earlier than 2AM. He often stays a lot later to wash dishes and clean the kitchen for that little extra money, which he usually only receives it if the owner is feeling particularly generous or sympathetic. (Such pity in his eyes, looing at him like... He's just another pathetic c-cockroach scuttling around the kitchen-) Which almost never happens.

🟢 It's exhausting, utterly exhausting. But he needs the d-damned money. Education and bills won’t pay themselves. (He just wants to... Live. Live, and not have to suffer.)

🟢 He is wearing himself thin to survive, risking his life for a meagre existence. The things he has witnessed around Gotham since he started this job replay in his mind, over and over. (Oh. How he despises her, how he loathes Gotham. But, he... L-loves her, too.)

🟢 It’s yet another November night, a steady deluge of rain pouring down like the tears of a sacrificial angel, desperate to purify the streets.

🟢 Edward feels as though he is on the brink of death. He is simultaneously on fire - his muscles howling, his bones feeling as if they might splinter any minute - and intensely cold as the rain seeps through his jacket. He can't afford to fall ill now - no, no. He needs the money by December. He can't lose this job either. Tuition money, bills. Survival. -ENDUREENDUREENDURE-

🟢 "What are you waiting for, Ed? This is the last delivery of the night. Get a move on!" the restaurant owner barks, standing in the doorway with arms crossed. Glaring. "Come on, boy! It’s just around the goddamned corner." Edward's heart skips a beat as the owner tells him the address. (Oh n-no. You can't see him like this - but he needs to...)

🟢 Edward hesitates for a moment - several moments - before finally pressing your doorbell. He clutches the paper bag tightly, the scent inside making him feel nauseous while simultaneously reminding him that he hasn’t had anything other than coffee for the past two days.

🟢 Your heart shatters the instant you see him at your doorstep. He is soaked through, his hair plastered to his face, pale and trembling. "Edward? Oh goodness, what are you... ? Oh." You spot the paper bag. Gently, you take it from his hands and place it on the floor.

🟢 "I, um-" You pull him inside. He is so unsteady that he falls against you, mumbling apologies as you draw him closer. He would protest and try to pull away, but he is just so... Tired. So cold.

🟢 You want to say something, but a lump forms in your throat. In that very moment, all you can do is hold him. It pains you - your sense of powerlessness. The only thing you can offer is being a source of warmth. You don't quite realise that in his eyes-

🟢 You are enough.

[bonuscatart]

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ravensrock 🔁 dashing-through-the-yard

🐕 dashing-through-the-yard Follow

Pookie was very good at the vet today ☺️

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scarletbear 🔁 scarletbear

🐻 scarletbear Follow

for being a cheese heir, vlad masters doesn't sell a lot of cheese imo

🐻 scarletbear

*reading the notes* was not expecting to learn masters had an 18+ fast food restaurant today

#rip to the person who didn't get cheese on their burger

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📝 thewritingwombat Follow

Chapter 2 of my Space Wars flower shop AU is up! Now with more bees 🌹🐝

Link

#space wars #space wars au #my writing

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carelessweasel 🔁 sombody

❄️ frostyphoenix Follow

I go to a fast food restaurant. they ask if I want the new spicy sauce. it's flaming hot, they say. no thanks, i tell them. i take a bite of my burger and immediately incinerate

❄️ frostyphoenix

#nasty burger core (via) WHAT?

🥛 the-evil-milkshake Follow

You didn't know about the explosive sauce?

❄️ frostyphoenix

I still don't know about the explosive sauce what is america DOING

🧪 bill-rye-the-science-bread Follow

#investing at 51 notes

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romanticfrogs 🔁 mightyraccoon

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(🕶️) Anonymous asked: AITA for going with my first choice for prom? I wanted to go with one girl, but the text I thought I sent her went to the wrong number. So, I thought she was ignoring me. I asked my second choice who said yes. Then, I find out about the wrong number thing. I asked the first girl in person if she wanted to go to prom with me. She said yes. I told the second girl that my first choice said yes, so I wasn't going to prom with the second girl.

What do these acronyms mean?

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fryertuck 🔁 chaos

🌌 ghost-boy Follow

They found a new substance in Saturn's rings! Good thing the rover has the right equipment so we don't have to wait like 2 years for a sample to get here

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