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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck

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Jurassic park, but it’s miniature elephants and you’ve read the novel.

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Speak, hands for me!

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to quote a classic

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reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

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how does being punched in the face feel like

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

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I’m new here but if companies can buy politicians and politicians can write laws banning people from existing and people who can’t just *stop existing* go to prison and prisons can use prisoners as slaves and those slaves can be rented out to companies to make money off of to buy more politicians then that kind of just seems like human farming, right

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