#@whatthehelliswrongwithhim

[doublebilldave]

Double Bill Number Fourteen:

The Coffee Table (2022) + A Christmas Story (1983)

whatthehelliswrongwithhim writes: “hello dave. I just finished the coffee table (2022) and thought it would make a fun double feature with a christmas story (1983): they’re both movies where a guy buys a weirdly sexy piece of furniture that his wife hates. keep up the good work man”

Hi! Thank you for the great suggestion and the kind words! I actually really really want to see “The Coffee Table”, but haven’t been able to find it anywhere, hopefully it will be available here in Norway soon. I think I saw “A Christmas Story” when I was a kid, but maybe it’s due for a rewatch this Christmas season.

[nintengoat]

okay since you said to send asks

do you ever impulse buy games? if so, what are some of those games that you wound up really loving? if not, what is the secret to having self-control because I have no idea???

I have definitely impulse bought plenty of games!! They’ve run the gamut from flops to some of my favorite games. A couple that I’ve impulse bought but REALLY enjoy have been Slime Rancher, West of Dead, Stories Untold, and World of Horror, just to name a few! But if you’re looking for the secret to self-control you are NOT gonna find it with me, hedonism is my middle name

[pivitor]

Hey friends, I made a Zine celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Wonder Years' album The Greatest Generation! It includes 13 mini-essays, one for each song on the record, each by a different writer. Contributors include some of my best friends and favorite writers (including Tumblr users @angrypedestrian @explosionshark & @whatthehelliswrongwithhim) as well as a few names you may recognize from music criticism circles such as Absolutepunk's Drew Beringer and Endless Scroll's Miranda Reinert.

If you want a free copy (while supplies last!), please request one on the following link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn3Ka2d75ujYbrPvZ82IQzoreqz1QDBCjyMZZaAzpferNETg/viewform?usp=sf_link

Thanks! Spencer

[imasucker-4-memories]

Thank you @xokristennichole for the tag! 😌🫶✨

The first ten songs to pop up on my shuffle:

Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

Full Circle by Movements

What Day Is It, October? by Free Throw

Plane Vs. Tank Vs. Submarine by Tigers Jaw

There, There by The Wonder Years

Scott Pilgrim vs. My GPA by Mom Jeans.

Cinco De Mayo Shit Show by Marietta

Really? by Prince Daddy & The Hyena

Your Graduation by Modern Baseball

The Medic by Foxing

If you'd like to participate tag: @imabitofa @lingonberryjamistakenwhat @smoothdecember @whatthehelliswrongwithhim @redacted-cryptid @eckspress

[ferretliciously]

@whatthehelliswrongwithhim

[cupboardgods]

9 People You Want To Know Better Tag

Tagged By @kendraws

Tagging (no pressure) @selfchiller bc you tagged me in that other thing, @thespoonmissioner, @leeviathans, @mtndewbajablast, @whatthehelliswrongwithhim

Three Ships: HarryKim.......................hold on I'm thinking.....................Yuki/Haru (Tsuritama) and loopzoop (Lupin III)

First Ship: Y'all don't KNOW my passion for Emma and Eadric from the Frog Princess books. They fall in love. They get married. They have a baby. That baby starts dating a dragon. Y'all don't understand.

Last Song: Existential Heckle by The Yellow Dress

Last Movie: Fellowship of the Ring

Currently Reading: Disco Elysium fanfiction......and I recently started The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson

Currently Watching: Bridgerton season 3....lol

Currently Eating: chocolate popsickle

Currently Craving: Just remembered I got chocolate popsicles in the freezer fuck yeah (see above)

[imasucker-4-memories]

Tagged by Kristen (@xokristennichole) to post my lockscreen, the last song I listened to, the last photo I took, and the last pic I saved. ✨

Tagging if you'd like: @smoothdecember @soft-little-witch @withinthestars @whatthehelliswrongwithhim @redacted-cryptid @no-itskelly @cat-oracle and whomever else would like to ☺️

[thominyourside]

1, 3, 7, 10, 15, 22, 24, 30 for the music ask thing 😎

1. A song you like with a color in the title? Purple Yellow Red and Blue by Portugal. The Man

3. A song that reminds you of summertime? Close your Eyes and Count to Fuck by Run the Jewels

7. A song to drive to? Ghostwriter by RJD2

10. A song that makes you sad? A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley

15. A song that is a cover? Close to Me by The Get Up Kids

22. A song that moves you forward? We Come Running  by Youngblood Hawke

24. A song by a band you wish were still together? Everyday by Modern Baseball

30. A song that reminds you of yourself? Window by Nana Grizol

[bloodredx]

@whatthehelliswrongwithhim

[werealljustfucked]

whatthehelliswrongwithhim replied to your post “today officially marks 3 years of being clean from self harm. if you...”

I’m proud of you!!!

thank you so much ♥

[darkbluec0nstellations]

2, 35, 53, 59, 66, 68, 74, 79, 92, 96, 106, 108, 111, 134, 142 (if you still feel like doing these after that other person made you do a billion of them lmao)

2. What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)Hamster.

35. Where would you like to travel and/or live?Would definitely travel to Chicago.

53. How are you feeling right now?Tired.

59. What three words describe you the most?Tired. Awkward. Hungry.

66. Favorite emoticon?🤦‍♀️

68. What is your MBTI personality type?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

74. What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?My fingers and legs are not straight.

79. Something you wish didn’t exist?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

92. A store you hate?Uhhh I don't know.

96. Winter or summer?Yes.

106. Do you like bugs?Eh.

108. Something you get paranoid about?Losing my house keys, I guess.

111. A question you hate being asked?Uhhhh.

134. Do you like roller coasters?Yes.

142. Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?Yes.

[imasucker-4-memories]

Thank you @soft-little-witch and @xokristennichole for tagging me! 🥳🫶

Four albums I've been listening to:

No pressure tagging: @smoothdecember @surfcrowdsnotwaves @softcorepeachpit @redacted-cryptid @whatthehelliswrongwithhim @lingonberryjamistakenwhat @mothwoahman @imabitofa @nostromhoe

[songofsaturn]

Spell your URL using song titles!

thankie @perfectly-bassic

Summer of 42' - Kishi Bashi

Oh, Devil - Electric Guest

No Scrubs - TLC

Gallows - CocoRosie

Once There Was A Hushpuppy - Dan Romer and Benh Zeitlen

Four - Miles Davis Quintet

Supernatural - Vic Chesnutt

Anonanimal - Andrew Bird

Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf) - Sly and the Family Stone

Untouched - The Veronicas

Reagonomics - Lemon Demon

NA NA NA (NA NA NA NA NA NA) - MCR

tagging uhhhhhh @jakkstuffup @thelastofuspart2 @the-astral-clocktower @crookedbaroness @acetrainerjess @dorying-about-you @nylarac @whatthehelliswrongwithhim and anyone else who's interested 😎

[ferretliciously]

@whatthehelliswrongwithhim told me to post the summer playlist I made so h e r e

[darkbluec0nstellations]

fine then 1, 4, 6, 11, 15, 30, 34, 41, 44, 45, 47, 48, 54, 55, 64, 65, 71, 83, 86, 93, 99, 109, 115, 121, 129, 132, 138, 139, 153, 165 and 168

1. How tall or short do you wish you were? Maybe like an inch taller.

4. What was your favorite video game growing up? Crash bandicoot.

6. If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Fragile. Handle with care.

11. What’s your sexuality? Bisexual disaster.

15. Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Dashie! 

16. How tall are you? 5' 5"

30. Favorite movie? Space Jam.

34. What is a color that calms you? Peach.

41. Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Someone. I think they know who they are.

44. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Yes. 

45. Do you smoke or have you ever done so? Yes.

47. What is a sound you really hate? Nails on a chalkboard.

48. A sound you really love? Birds chirping.

54. What color would you like your hair to be right now? Rose gold. 

55. When did you feel happiest? Probably singing on stage with my favorite band.

64. Favorite animal(s)? Pandas. Penguins. Corgis. Mane coon cats. Puffins.

65. Name three of your favorite blogs. @whatthehelliswrongwithhim @lawyersarepeopletoo and @thesideofbrightness

71. What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? I think I wear my Hundredth shirt a lot.

83. Favorite person to talk to? Good question. Next question. 

86. Can you run a mile within ten minutes? I think so.

93. How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? All of them.

99. Someone you look up to? Hayley Williams.

109. Can you draw? Not well, but yeah. 

115. Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now? Someone.

121. Something you want to do right now? Watch some more My Hero Academia. Or Fruits Basket. Which I'm probably going to do soon.

129. What would you want written on your tombstone? 'Oops.'

132. Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Sometimes. 

138. On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? A solid 6.

139. What nicknames do you have/have had? Jazz. Goose. Snoozer. Taco. Day 1 buddy.

153. How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] I'm single soooo....

165. Longest your hair has ever been? Pretty long. Like past my boobs long. 

168. Do you like to wear makeup? Sometimes.

[imasucker-4-memories]

Thanks @lingonberryjamistakenwhat for tagging me in a “tag 9 people to get to know them better”! 😁

Favorite color: I typically say any shade of blue, but I also really like an pastel/soft colors or dark colors even though most of my wardrobe is black.

Currently reading: I usually jump around when I'm in the mood to read. The ones I've been reading the most of is Lovecraft Country and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Mostly reading Lovecraft Country after learning that H.P. Lovecraft was a massive racist and bigot and the book is a play on his racism. I do want to read Lovecraft's literature just because of the fascination of monsters. Ever since reading Fahrenheit 451, I've been trying to find more books that were written in the mid 1900s that were predicting the sci-fi aspects of the future. I think I have Brave New World somewhere 🤔

Last Series: last new series I watched was The Bear. I do recommend it if you like drama cooking that isn't reality tv.

Last Movie: I'm pretty sure the last movie I watched was Kiki's Delivery Service. I know this isn't the same thing, but it's got me wanting to watch more of Mamoru Hosoda's films because I loved Belle, The Boy and the Beast, Summer Wars and the Digimon Movie.

Currently working on: I mean the goal is "myself" and being comfortable, but if we're talking about tangible things than my boardgames and I'm working on a Pokemon D&D campaign for some friends and I. I'm really excited for that because I'm going to be the GM and creating the world and scenarios have been an exciting process.

Tagging the most recent people from my notifications and more because why the heck not (don't feel like you have to if you don't want to):

@kawaii-pigeon @imreadyforthesuntoset @theabsolutemost @softcorepeachpit @smoothdecember @puri-fied @istherepricetoburnthisparadise @midnightportals @whatthehelliswrongwithhim @vanillacocacolla @gemstonerose @akiseyu @shuttupimsopunkrock @saidtostaine @milkgremlin