fusiontaleva

[crimiminale]

          STARTER CLOSED ━━ com @aluatetraiu.

quando notou que tiffany estava no local os olhos não conseguiam mais desviar pra outro lugar, ainda que tentasse disfarçar e não parecer um psicopata já que não era um olhar de flerte e sim um que carregava certa magoa e por mais que não fosse assumir também havia saudade. ela estava diferente, quer dizer tinha bastante tempo desde que namoraram, mas ainda era tão linda quanto se lembrava assim como fria, exatamente como quando sumiu de sua vida. saber que estavam na mesma festa e morando no mesmo condomínio o deixava com um sentimento estranho no peito, não sabia se seria algo bom ou ruim, não tinham terminado muito bem, michele ainda não sabia ao certo os motivos dela ter fugido sem sequer se despedir mas suspeitava que tinha a assustado com o que fez com o stalker que vinha a ameaçando ou talvez ela ainda se importasse com o louco por eles terem sido amigos antes dele surtar ao descobrir do namoro dela com o bonetti. era uma situação estranha e se sentia ridículo por não ter coragem de se aproximar, quase como se fosse de novo aquele maldito inocente adolescente por quem ela tinha se apaixonado no passado.

[blumineck]

"The problem with trying to be historically accurate, is that history doesn't care"

So much of the time we think of historical cultures as being very uniform, but people have always been weird, and our expectations of past behaviour don't always match the reality!

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

[texaschainsawmascara]

Jennifer Tilly playing poker

[classichorrorblog]

Bride Of Chucky (1998)

[chasemisprintedlies]

[chenisthebestkitty]

Tiffany couldn't quite work out how Miss Level got paid. Certainly the basket she carried filled up more than it emptied. They'd walk past a cottage and a woman would come scurrying out with a fresh-baked loaf or a jar of pickles, even though Miss Level hadn't stopped there. But they'd spend an hour somewhere else, stitching up the leg of a farmer who'd been careless with an axe, and get a cup of tea and a stale biscuit. 

It didn't seem fair.

“Oh, it evens out,” said Miss Level, as they walked on through the woods. 

“You do what you can. People give what they can, when they can. Old Slapwick there, with the leg, he's as mean as a cat, but there'll be a big cut of beef on my doorstep before the week's end, you can bet on it. His wife will see to it. And pretty soon people will be killing their pigs for the winter, and I'll get more brawn, ham, bacon and sausages turning up than a family could eat in a year.”

“You do? What do you do with all that food?”

“Store it,” said Miss Level. 

“But you-”

“I store it in other people. It's amazing what you can store in other people.” Miss Level laughed at Tiffany's expression. “I mean, I take what I don't need round to those who don't have a pig, or who're going through a bad patch, or who don't have anyone to remember them.”

“But that means they'll owe you a favour!”

“Right! And so it just keeps on going round. It all works out.”

“I bet some people are too mean to pay-”

“Not pay,” said Miss Level, severely. “A witch never expects payment and never asks for it and just hopes she never needs to. But, sadly, you are right.”

“And then what happens?"

“What do you mean?”

“You stop helping them, do you?”

“Oh, no,” said Miss Level, genuinely shocked. “You can't not help people just because they're stupid or forgetful or unpleasant. Everyone's poor round here. If I don't help them, who will?”

"A Hat full of Sky" - Terry Pratchett

[hotandfunnywomen]

Tiffani Amber Thiessen

[deputyrook]

“It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more.” ― Bela Lugosi

[bigboobshaunt]

The fact that the "BEYONCÉ?" "I just know his dick is big" "I'm so sorry this ugly bitch would say that about you oh my god" "You are the only bitch in this house I ever respected" "Why don't you take a look at the material?" reaction pics are not only all of the same woman and all happened within the same season of a show... that's herstory.

[horrortvfilmsource]

BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) dir. Ronny Yu

[cxrrodedcoffin]

tiffany pollard you are so real ♡

[slayer-barbie]

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

[stars-bean]

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

[classichorrorblog]

Bride Of Chucky (1998)

[celebrity-erotictriggers]

Tiffani Amber Thiessen