#@notasliceoflife

[ofwondersandhares]

"Must be? You mean you aren't sure? --" Kendra was very confused, tilting her head curiously as she watched the silver-haired boy pick it up and put it in his pocket.

To his bow she had simply nodded, a sigh leaving her lips as she looked away from him, not even aware that he had been walking back toward her.

"What gave it away? ---" It was more of a rhetorical question. "I'm not. I came from Wonderland, my name is Kendra, and I'm a Queen. Who might you be, handsome boy who may be using somebody else's inhaler?"

Yuki stood quietly for the moment as the strange woman had remained quiet. When she spoke up he nodded his head delicately "Yes." The slender male had said. Then looking over to where the blonde had been gesturing, he frowned in on the item for a moment. Then walked over. Crouching by the bush he plucked the item from the bush "It must be." It was certainly an inhaler and looked just like his own. Tucking it away he smiles at the mystery woman again "Thank you." Bowing in his thanks before he righted himself up and walked back toward her "You don't look like you are from here, have you come from somewhere else?"

[proudxkunoichi]

@notasliceoflife [Frozen ANBU thread with Neji;]

Ino didn't realize that she had been holding her breath until Lord Rokudaime agreed to her demands. Truthfully, she hadn't expected him to. Sure, she could be pretty persuasive when she wanted to be but Hatake Kakashi, notorious for being a walking enigma who'd sooner play mind games on people than fall prey himself was something else entirely. But then she thought of how much the man valued his comrades and how Gai was Neji's sensei, Kurenai was Kiba's and the deceased Asuma had been hers. Three people Kakashi cared for, people he had grown-up with and fought besides. Would it be far-fetched to believe that he had taken sentimental factors into account? No matter the case, the end result pleased her and she agreed to forgive Kiba...in time. The incident was still too fresh and vivid but time healed all wounds and Ino would be damned before she let herself break.

She was stronger than that.

With a sincere 'thank you' and a bow, the blonde left the room, the weight on her shoulders feeling a tad bit lighter than when she had entered. The others followed after her and it was only when Naruto said something about telling Hinata that everything clicked. Ino had mentally blamed Sakura for nothing. Not that she could bring herself to be upset about Kiba telling Hinata, or Hinata telling Naruto. What was done, was done. She just hoped her team wouldn't find out.

Outside the Hokage Tower, she faced Neji, shaking her head when he made the remark about Kiba. "That was before I knew he fell victim to a similar circumstance." Ino never quite knew what the Hyuuga's opinion of her was. As a shinobi? That part was easy to deduce. But as a person? Not a good one, most likely. The majority saw her and thought vain, loud, shallow, dumb, temperamental, sensitive and while some of those were indeed true, she wasn't heartless or absurd. Teal eyes narrowed, sensing something in his tone that Ino couldn't quite put her finger on. "Well, it was either this or..." she waved a hand, thinking that it didn't warrant a mention. "Don't worry. After work is over with, you don't have to live with me or something. Kakashi has more important things to do than make sure you do your duty as 'my constant companion'." She'd rather not have Neji see the cracks in her composure, witness her crying, be awoken by the nightmares she had and so on. "Tomorrow, nine o'clock." Ino called over her shoulder as she walked away.

The next day, the Yamanaka was seated at her desk, several documents were neatly placed on it, waiting to be opened and dealt with. When Neji arrived, she had been humming a tune before stopping to greet him. "Alright, so, this is how we are going to proceed. I don't know how much you know about what is going on behind these walls. Which is why, I will have someone assigned to instruct you. There is the espionage section where Konoha recieves massages from the spies we had placed all over the Shinobi Nations. Before they get taken to the Hokage, we make sure our spies weren't compromised and the scroll is safe, meaning no bombs are attached to it or other potential dangers. The extracting information section is one that you won't fit in because it requires using the Yamanaka jutsu, the report section is a means of which Kakashi-sama gets notified of our progress and anything relevant but not threatening. The ones working here pay close attention to whatever is happening in the other sections and then talk to the shinobi involved for their input so, a report can be written. Other than that, there is a section I have just implemented. It deals with orphans and traumatized children in general. I work with them and interfere if I am needed in the other sections."

Ino bit the inside of her cheek, folding her hands togheter. She looked at Neji, knowing that he was made for battle, for striking enemies and protecting the village from the outside, not the inside. She also knew, however, that he was a genius. While the transition would, without doubt, be difficult...she could already picture him with her mind's eye learning in a month what others couldn't begin to learn in years. "Once you have the big picture, I expect to see you in my office and tell me what you decided that fits you best. I won't meddle in any of your affairs since I have caused you enough trouble as it is." Ino could have instantly appointed him as her assistant, of course. Instruct him herself about every section while she worked then hand out tasks. However, she got the feeling that it'd best that she leave him to his own devices.

The switch in dynamics, her in charge, him under her command...Ino was determined not to let him feel that. She was partially to blame for him losing face and have his position frozen, after all. Neji wasn't unkind but surely some sort of grudge was present, right?

[suck-my-tomato]

💛 (Sasuke and Neji, NotASliceOfLife)

                                   moodboard meme

accepting until i run out of ideas/will do repeats 

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

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[ltichigokurosaki]

Begining Again- Toshiro

It had been a long 2 years since he had first been a Substitute Soul Reaper.  Now, however it was different. He had, last month been sent a hell butterfly stating that he needed to visit the sekikimon for something urgent.  He didn’t know what it was but he had hoped it wasn’t for them to ask him to return what they had given him so generously.  The gifts of spirtual pressures of the gonti captains and lts.  This gift he would always respect and cherish and not use unjustly in anyway.  

On the way in, Rukia and Renji stared at him as he walked up the steps wondering why he was here.  He didn’t need to explain himself. He did, But he would in time.  Head captain looked down at Ichigo and he smiled in his own unique way. “Ichigo Kurosaki.  Through your valiant effort and sacrifice.  We are hereby stripping you of your Substitute title.  And instating you with an official title.  At the request of a captain in this room. They have requested that you join their squad in honor of your relationship with them.” He paused as he looked at all the captains. 

Ichigo looked at the head captain stunned.  First he thought his powers would be stripped again. But this time ... He looked at each of the captains for a hint of recognition to what the other was talking about.  “From henceforth, you will be  under the leadership of... Toshiro Hitsugaya as his Third Seat Lt.”   Ichigo stood back a little. “I’m sorry -- I appreciate the offer truly i do -- But were going into the human world final exams to where I am going to be placed for college. I must study.  Maybe after then -- I will be able to start training to learn my new duties.  But as of right now -- I have to decline.”He stated honestly as he looked at Toshiro. 

Yammamoto nodded in respect “I accept your decision.  Henceforth in 3 months time -- You will start training. Once more.  At HItsugayas Discression. .. That is all ... Dismissed. “

That was almost 13 weeks ago now.  He was in the middle of his studies and exams were right around the corner.  He walked around the corner lost in thoughts when he sensed a familiar presence. Toshiro.  When he rounded fully he saw the captain in his school uniform. “Oh shit”he thought ... was that to start this week..  He was dead if that was the case. Which unfortunately it was.  When he walked closer to the other he raised his arm rubbing his head gently . “Hey Toshiro.. Been a long time...Hasn’t it?”He wondered curiously 

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[opscurus]

( notasliceoflife​ // ULQUIORRA )

Ulquiorra narrows his eyes on the other as they make that statement. It was of course one that made little sense to him. As he could not understand many things about humans. No matter what this boy believed himself to be, now. They were still, at their core, more human then he was. Or could ever remember having been. That made him curious, as always. But he would not be lied to.

“You cannot both wander, and stay out of trouble Ichigo. Especially here. Where you’re half a meal to be feasted upon.” Ulquiorra tilt his head slightly, giving the other more of his attention, the ever present expressionless look on his face remaining still “Trouble will find you, no matter how far you wander. It’s remaining still, that keeps the danger away.” The Espada then turned his head away. “Things that move, make it all more complicated, more dangerous.” He continued, almost sounding sorrowful as he remembered his fallen fellow Espada, and how all he wished was to keep them safe, to help them get the salvation they desired and needed. But Ichigo and his friends’ ‘wandering’ had impeded that. Before that, Aizen’s intervening, with the promise of salvation, but all he brought was more destruction…Aizen was another liar to add to the pile…

“Then, if I’m not safe, I’ll fight...even though I don’t wish to anymore...” His hand went to the hilt of his sword upon his back -- ZANGETSU -- his weapon was something precious, and though the arm that he used it with was pretty much toweak to wield it, the Anomaly felt there in the sands would be a place he could survive, for a LITTLE WHILE at least. Fingers wrapped arround the wrapped hilt and they trembled. (Half a meal), now that was amusing....not really funny because Ichigo hadn’t had a lot of humor in his life. Lips quirked as Ichigo thought about it, maybe dying there wouldn’t be so bad...

Moving...keeping still... He had kept still for so long in the forests of Soul Society. Even though he was practically a hermit, Ichigo still felt the FIRE inside to fight...to live... Moving in the sands DID make things complicated, Ichigo had known that all too well when he was in Hueco Mundo before to save his friends. It had been dangerous... Ichigo had been dangerous and still was to some effect.

Bringing up his free hand, his fingers brushed back his Shihakusho top to expose the white and ugly puckered SCAR on his chest -- the one the Espada before him had given him, way back when...when Ichigo had died by the Espada’s hand. He was sure the other knew, and could see the scar. Ichigo didn’t really HIDE it, though it shamed him because even though he was human, he was a mess of everything and felt that he belonged nowhere.

[lilxmcrtes]

What Happened To His Face | @notasliceoflife​​

“ I was punched in the face, once.” Ulquiorra had stared off into nothing as he tried to remember this incident of him being punched in the face, once. Blinking, he went on “ Or, is it that you are calling me ugly?” The arrancar had then asked, catching on to the fact that the girl in front of him wasn’t quite the ‘gentle personality, type. Looking at Lorelei he stares at her for a moment, his face void of emotion “ If that is what you are asking. I was born with this face. I also do not follow human beauty standards…” He barely followed any human standard for anything, not even murder, or kidnapping.

[ ♤ ] ~ The beginnings of a devious smile curled her lips as an amused huff left her nose at his question. No, that hadn’t been her intention but it certainly could be taken that way. It was quite her style. Fortunately for Ulquiorra ( at least if he would’ve felt hurt otherwise ), she was just asking about the markings on his face. But now…

“Yeah. You are ugly.” Truthfully, she didn’t find him to be either attractive or ugly. Just a bit odd. But going along with it just seemed humorous to her. It wasn’t like she had any attachment to him, as she did with most people, so it didn’t really matter the outcome anyway. “No, you certainly don’t. Why don’t you? It’d probably serve to your advantage.”

[murcixlago]

"I’m dying." (NotASliceOfLife)

@notasliceoflife

From the meme:

Upon hearing that from her master, Murciélago was actually quite shocked. She was certain that it had to be the truth. Her master wouldn't joke about that, right? It made all the alarms go off in her. "Why, master? I don't believe that you would. I shall make sure you'll survive." Even if everything was sounding so calm and she acted that way. Inside Murciélago she felt like murdering the person or saving her master from it. Ulquiorra had not deserved that. Had nobody ever thought of the value a life had? Murciélago also understood, her master had never treasured lives a lot. If someone had died, it was that way. But her own master dying? Not when she could prevent it.

"You can't die, master. I need you." Murciélago silently spoke as she closed her eyes, now showing a little of how she truly felt about the situation.

[sexy-shark]

// Continued from here

She had always thought of Ulquiorra as odd. She had always thought him to be emotionless. However, it was clear that at this moment he was feeling something.

"Ulquiorra. As the current ruler of Hueco Mundo... as much as I loathe the position... I'm concerned for your wellbeing. What you're doing right now is far from normal. What's wrong?"

[lordsosukeaizen]

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?” (NotASliceOfLife)

From the meme:

@notasliceoflife

The god chuckled at the attempt of a joke. At least he expected it to be a joke. "Your sense of humor surprises me, Ulquiorra. It is a very uncommon behavior of you. Have you been exploring the world of the living, again?"

[niveusluna]

stare stare them down. (NotASliceOfLife, From Ulquiorra)

@notasliceoflife

stares right back at you because what the fuck

[ukitxxke]

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.” (NotASliceOfLife)

“...--Who was doing what now in which bathroom?”

[proudxkunoichi]

It was jarring but not unexpected, she supposed. Compared to what had transpired between them only a few hours earlier (Neji's cold demeanour and scruticizing gaze combined with her pride and temper was simply a recipe for disaster)...now the two of them were getting along. It's not like they had a choice, though. The police department proved itself to be infested with snitches and solving the gruesome case connected to it all was their only saving grace. They had no one but themselves to trust and rely on. Ino was mature enough to know they had no time for petty fights and bad blood. Besides, the Hyuuga was starting to grow on her.

Talking about dating and sex was a nice way to break the ice. The subject was hardly uncomfortable for Ino and though Neji had seemed to feel a certain degree of discomfort, getting tongue-tied at times, he indulged her nonethless, answering her questions with pure honesty. Her hunches about his personal life proved to be right. He had opportunities but his values and principles were stronger than any desire that he might have felt. No romantic relationships because work and no one night stands because he was above such things.

Neji was turning out to be more interesting than Ino had anticipated. She was quiet as he spoke, content to just listen. He skipped a few years... Impressive. She had been paired up with a genius. If anything, that aspect brought her some weird type of comfort. The blonde stole a glance at him and felt her lips curl upwards into a soft smile. She had made him flustered without meaning to. Cute. As soon as he stopped the car, Ino followed his lead and climbed out, the both of them making their way inside. She and Neji seemed to have similar tastes in food, if nothing else. There was something else that pleased her about Chinese restaurants. Much like the Japanese ones, they were more...private. If chosen to do so, they could eat in their own little corner and discuss the case without fear of someone eavesdropping on them.

As soon as they ordered, Ino continued the conversation from where they had left off. "You are as rare as a dinosaur, Neji." she remarked. Waiting for marriage to have intercourse wasn't unheard of, but it was becoming less popular by the second, even in Japan. "I believe sexual compatibility is important to make a relationship work and besides, if feelings are involved, especially then, it'd be a self-inflicted torture to wait. This kind of practice might have worked before because you know, arranged marriages and courtships which lasted two weeks, if that. Even then however, men were required to know what to do and how to do it when the time came so...they weren't really virgins. Those who had money, at least. It was worse for us, women." Ino didn't think that she had to elaborate further on that. A modernist and feminist, women's treatment in the past had always been a bit of a sore spot. However, she wasn't judging Neji for doing whatever he felt was right. He wanted to build a connection, first and foremost. Ino understood that too, even if the cynic in her, the insecure girl who had been cheated and disappointed in relationships had stopped beliving in that sort of thing. Love was painful, a sure way to get your heart broken and she had vowed to never give in again. Lust was easy, it was safe.

Teal eyes softened as she looked at him from across their table. "You didn't strike me as the romantic type, to be honest." she admitted, still pleasantly suprised by such discovery. Ino couldn't deny it. There was a certain allure to old-fashioned love stories and ancient times. She took a tentative sip from her cup of tea, careful not to burn her tongue before winking his way. "I look forward to meeting the woman who will tear a hole through your restraint and self-control. Call it a gut feeling but I'm rarely wrong." Ino could relate to what he said about kissing. One of her childhood best friends, Shikamaru, had been her first so, there was nothing she could say to that. It was simply more comfortable that way but it could also complicate things. She shook the thought away. It was in the past.

proudxkunoichi‌:

So, Neji buried his emotions, avoided intimacy and getting too close to people. Ino had dealt with his type before. Almost. He had some things that set him apart. Properness and very good manners. A grace that she envied, even. She wondered if he had ever cursed or gotten drunk before. Unlikely. “Ah, that explains it.” she murmured to herself as she opened the door and climbed inside the passenger’ seat. For all his experience when it came to intelectual matters, he didn’t know much about romance or relationships period. “If you want my advice, don’t overthink it. Most people make the mistake of trying to come across as someone they are not. Flirting should resemble a river. Of course practice makes perfect but the key is to take your best qualities and bring them to the surface. You are a gentleman, for example and trust me when I say that there are plenty of women who dig that. Myself included. You just need to get out of your comfort zone every now and then because that might not be the last time we will have to pretend for the sake of our job.”

Being a detective was thrilling because you never knew what you had to do next or what kind of storm would be approaching. Acting happened to be one of Ino’s best suits. However, she was sure Neji was strong in many areas where she wasn’t. It was why they were partners. No cop could last long without someone to rely on.

The blonde leaned back into her seat with a purr before she considered what he said. “Chinese, definitely Chinese food.” she nodded to herself, hoping her stomach wasn’t going to make that sort of awful sound again. “If you feel up for something else though, I don’t mind.” Contraire to what some people believed, she was not a picky eater. Not anymore, at least. There had been dark times where things weren’t pink. Bulimia, her teenage struggle. Ino shook her head to get rid of the thought. No point in dwelling on the past. In order to get her mind off it, she turned her head to face Neji, watching him as he drove.

“So, you are really telling me that you have never ever had a relationship before?” The idea didn’t sit right with her. Ino didn’t understand how or why. He might be married to his work but that wasn’t a good enough reason. “I mean, looks aren’t the problem.” she blurted out as she gave him an once over as if to prove her point. Neji was handsome. “I can’t wrap my mind around it. Surely you had options. Opportunities. Something.” Curious beyond belief, Ino continued her assault of questions, much like a confused child would. “One-night stands? I’m not judging but that somehow doesn’t feel like your type of thing.” He was too…nice for that, at least in her opinion. Admirable, truly. “Come on, you must have kissed. If not, we are going to remedy that. Seriously Neji, we can’t have you die on duty without knowing how pleasure feels like first. You’d be missing out. I can be your…wingwoman or whatever.” Ino gestured vaguely with her hand, her expression serious yet no less excited. Hell, she’d kiss him herself if she knew he wouldn’t mind or brood and avoid her afterwards.

Hearing her murmur, Neji had glanced toward her, briefly, before returning his attention onto the car. Once they were set and she had commented on what to do in the situation he frowned slightly, over thinking this statement from her. Perhaps it was something he just couldn’t help.  Placing his hands onto the steering wheel he turned his gaze toward the window at his side, catching his image in the mirror for a moment.  He had already believed that being yourself, would reap the most benefit. Though he had also known he wasn’t always, exactly, himself. There were times he let the mask slip, sure. But everyone had a mask that they kept up, even to those most important to them. There was always a secret self, one deserved such secrets, even. That skeleton in the closet, so to say. Starting the car he he let’s out a breath “Probably not. However, if it is for the job. I’m sure I will come to adapt well.” He says to her them, though sure that she would challenge his comfort level and make learning how to act in the situations like the one just moments ago.

As he was driving her across town, where the restaurants and such had been, he nodded when she answered “ No. Chinese is fine. I’ve always enjoyed it, myself.” Neji had been glad, honestly, that she had picked to go to a Chinese place instead of elsewhere. It would give them time to sit and talk and such. Which had always been one of his favorite things to do with his family, eating together, sharing stories of the day. A small frown appeared on his lips as he thought back to those days, so long ago by then. His uncle hadn’t liked him eating with the rest of the family, since he wasn’t technically a part of it. However, his uncle also was not so cruel as to send him away during meal time either. He just, ignored Neji. It probably made it all feel worse. Like no one had cared about what he had done at school. What clubs he was in, what other activities he did. Perhaps it had been crueler, that way around, instead of just eating by himself.  Staring toward the road, he imagined what he might learn from his new partner.

While he drove to the Chinese place, memories of his former partner and him often eating together while talking about cases had came to his mind. It had hurt, to imagine not having those moments any more with the other. They were the only constant in his life for a time. His best friend, losing that special connection felt like his arms had been chopped off and he was being demanded to do push ups despite it. As Ino had spoke, replying to what he had said to her he blinked and then nodded “Not a romantic one. No. I’ve been busying myself, I suppose.” Neji had told her then. He had sexual appetites, at times. He figured. But something else always seemed to come to mind and the feeling would go away, giving into his next interest. He could be content playing a video game all night over such things. Perhaps, he thought, there was something wrong with him. Everyone else he had known that was his age were out dating people, and clearly having a lot of sex. But he wasn’t so interested in all of that. Preferring to work instead.

“Huh?” He then said at her blurting out that his looks weren’t the problem. Blinking he turned his attention away, focusing on the road “ No. I suppose I am considered more or less ‘handsome’ to others. I’ve been told a few times, anyway.” Perhaps it was because it was his own face, and he had to stare at it every single day of his life. But he thought he looked pretty average, for the most part. He grins a bit then and nods “Oh. Yeah. I did. Especially during college, when I was of legal age. I skipped a few grades so most of my classmates didn’t give me any attention like that. Not until I was nearly graduating. It seems that going to college a few years earlier than you are ment to slows down the offers you receive to…uh, sleep around and date.” Neji cleared his throat, then shrugged his shoulders. Letting out a breath then he continued “ I suppose by the time I fit the legal age for my classmates to take these opportunities. I was already disciplined enough to wait for marriage and focus on my work.” Though he could see the irony in his focusing so much on his work that he couldn’t even find someone to marry.

Shaking his head then he seemed slightly amused “ No. No one night stands. I-” He paused, he couldn’t imagine doing something like that. It would be too much for him, he wanted connections. He wanted someone that would make his world feel less like the ocean and more like an island. Enough for two people, at least. Someone to talk to was valuable to him “ Never really cared much for the whole idea of it. I guess…” His face started to turn slightly red however “ Pleasure…feels like…I-do not plan to die.” He swallowed thickly, not wanting to think about it. Especially since he hadn’t done it, it wasn’t like he was a robot, as much as he would like to pretend “ Ahem, N-No thank you. I appreciate the offer. It is that, I’d rather become close to the person when I…do that.” Neji nodded, he was very sure that’s what he wanted “ Friends, if anything.” He tells her as he pulls into the parking lot of the Chinese restaurant. Cooling off he shook his head and moved to get out of the car, glancing around at the empty parking lot for a moment before waiting for Ino to join him in walking toward the building.

[proudxkunoichi]

❛ i’ve risked my life for you ! ❜ (NotASliceOfLife, From Neji)

The exclamation effectively halted her movements. Neji rarely, if ever, rose his voice but granted their current circumstances, it shouldn't be all that surprising. Ino whirled around to face him. "Don't you think I know that?" she responded in kind. Naturally, she rose her voice to match his. "I didn't ask you to." The kunoichi had scanned him for injures and though she discovered minimal ones mostly, the deep gash near his lung bothered her. It wasn't fatal but had Neji been slower...or that attack faster, it would have.

She approached the brown-haired shinobi angrily, more so with herself than him. I'm a liability. The jutsu that had her put on the mission could have ended his life today. Her body was left vulnerable whenever she used The Mind Body Switch Technique. "Do you care so little for your own life, Neji? Firstly Hinata and Naruto during the war. Only Kami knows how you survived that one." she paused, hands glowing a bright green, hovering over his wounds to heal them. It gave her something to focus on and helped restrain her volatile emotions better, or so she thought. "And now me..." A few tears rolled down her cheeks. Ino would have preffered not to look him in the eyes. She didn't like people seeing her cry but she had already finished taking care of the lower body wounds.

It was only natural for her to carry on working, going higher. A cut courtesy of a well-thrown kunai on one of his cheeks left her staring directly into the lavender-tinted eyes of the Hyuuga clan. "Why did you do it?"

[suck-my-tomato]

“ you’re so worried about losing me you’re missing everything in front of you. ” (Neji, NotASliceOfLife)

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accepting

@notasliceoflife

‘You’re so worried about losing me, you’re missing everything in front of you’

Neji had spoken out loud after a long moment of silence between the two, it was almost random but the other had to have been thinking of it for a while with how well put it was.

“I am worried about losing you.” Sasuke did not even try to deny that fact. “You are the most important person to me, and losing you… again, would be hell.” He had said all of this without even looking up from him phone that he was mindlessly scrolling on for the better part of the afternoon. There was a minute or silence once again, he finally put the phone down and turned to the Hyuuga. “That night in the ally plays in my mind on a constant loop. And no-“ A hand went up to keep the other from speaking, he had saw Neji’s lips part. “I do not feel like I owe you anything anymore, I simply cannot stand the thought of losing you one day, so I’m trying to get in all the moments we lost over those years of you being gone. Make up for the shitty friend I was, the position I got put in and the damage I did to you.”

[ltichigokurosaki]

Training

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Toshiro and him had been at it for about a day or so now of almost non stop training regimin between him and Rangiku switching off between each other against him. “Toshiro -- I --” he said as he was panting hard as he looked at the other. “Can we stop for now?”He questioned as he looked to the other as some of the other squad members were asking to participate in help train the newest LT. Probably sizing me up...but with little to no sleep training ... I’m about to collapse... he stopped as he stood up when Rangiku came in for a strike. He almost blocked but the reaction timing on his part was too slow and he got cut on the shoulder and he backed up putting Zangetsu on the ground as a means to stop skidding backwards.

[lilxmcrtes]

Wanna Fuck? | @notasliceoflife​

Hearing this strange woman come up and ask if he wanted to ‘fuck’ had the Arrancar tilting his head slightly. He really didn’t understand why some humans could be so vulgar and up front about such acts “…I don’t know what the hell is in your mind.” Ulquiorra commented, a little bit taken by surprise still. Perhaps thinking that ‘fucking’ was more of the mind, than of the body. Though he did enjoy the mind more than he had come to enjoy the body. His gaze fell then, thinking over a few things to himself “Do you think I am fuckable, woman?”

[ ♤ ] ~ Lorelei was never one for being particularly subtle but her lack of sobriety was the one to blame for not dragging out the moment. She was a tease after all. The best part was the thrill of bringing out the other’s desperation. Apparently she found Ulquiorra interesting enough to skip past that ( while under the influence ).

His response made her laugh. “I don’t think I really know what’s in my mind either.” A finger tapped against her temple. Then she paused at his question. Her bright eyes explored his form, and satisfied, the woman grinned. She drew closer and let her hand move up his arm. “I think I’d like to find out.”