#@neil-gaiman

[helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron]

[chaosthynameisbi]

good omens crew stranded in the woods:

michael: it’s getting chilly out here. we better find a way to warm up soon. is anything here flammable?

neil: *glances at the oblivious david*

michael: neil no.

neil: *starts to pour kerosene around the sleeping david*

michael: neil… don’t do it.

neil: *strikes match*

michael: NEIL-

david, waking to the chaos: bit chilly out here.

@neil-gaiman

[littleblueducktales]

Narrator: He lied. It was not gentle.

[crowleybaby66]

Omg

[0ffbeatqueer]

Just finished Good Omens 2 ... Shout out to @neil-gaiman for breaking my heart in such a breathtakingly beautiful way

[thefivedemon]

@neil-gaiman

just had a dream that i had a dream where i wrote something along the line of 'Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes' which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.

[starlight-bread-blog]

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[nicostiel]

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow

[ruchirarambles7]

Sorry fuckyeahgoodomens but that's the premise of American Psycho. American Gods is about a pair of con artists recruited by a FBI agent to catch a corrupt politician.

My dad is making me read American Gods… So like, what’s it about? The copy of the book we have has no dust jacket, therefore, no summary.

It's about three American Dogs who have to travel home from California to Maine. It's a long journey, but they face down a bear and several other dangers, including dogcatchers.

[holisticdirkmuppet]

sweetest post ever??? 😭

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[rainbowthefox]

Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing