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[neomechanical]

hi tumblr i missed u ive been playingb around with paint 3d

[gortashstan]

i asked my friend (notorius gortash unenjoyer) whether gortash is cut or not and

[smilestimz]

🌨️❄️️Sweet Ride❄️🌨️

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[xyfff]

Day by day I'm getting more and more paranoid the government will block tumblr

Just in case: i have cara(not very active, but at least it's family friendly), vk group and telegram channel(both are primarily on my native language and 16+, but i rarely post something inappropriate... I need to work on rules for comments tho...........). So if anything happens and i wouldn't be able to use this site anymore you know where to find me 🫡...

also now I'm thinking on getting bluesky acc.. maybe i will make one later

[sevilai]

Goretober Day 6 - Body Horror

Honestly I had so many ideas for what this one could be that I just ended up doing something kind of bog standard

[dykelizard]

that one image where its like “ah yes me my boyfriend and my boyfriends boyfriend” but it just keeps on going. me my boyfriend and his boyfriend and his boyfriends boyfriend and his boyfriends boyfriends girlfriend, etc etc. and it just. goes on forever. it’s just one big huge polycule all lined up and all tucked into one really big bed

[frootbyethefoot]

no one is going to understand what im talking about but mandy is soooo eye and extinction coded. the need to figure out whats going on or die trying. the need to know nearly destroying them. they see what is essentially the end of the world and almost lose themselves in nihilism and despair. do you see my vision.

do you see my vision

[ID: a screenshot from the magnus archives transcript for episode 144. it reads " There are terrible things coming, things that, if we knew of them, would leave us weak and trembling, with shuddering terror at the knowledge that they are coming for all of us. We all made them, and their course is already plotted. "]

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[goldeaglefire1]

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb