soliloquiststuff

[dovewingkinnie]

the missing kits for the warriors fnaf au!! chose the most obscure kits as the victims jsdf they are mentioned in like 2 lines but its ok (these are all kits that have died in the books, most of them died by murder except for a few) petalkit takes on the role of cassidy!! thought it would be interesting for her to be vengeful like her mother is (more on mapleshade later) and also give mapleshades kits more character

[rodolfoparras]

You know what rattles this little pea brain of mine? Price on leave who’s gained weight, ass, stomach and thighs jiggling as you forcefully thrust into him, the back rolls when you got his ass up in the air head forced down to the floor while you bully your cock into his hole, the pudge of fat on his hips that you can’t help but grab at every time you go in for a kiss or that you can’t help but nip at when trailing kisses down to his dick, or the way his gut droops down to the fringe of curls that start at the base of his cock, dark hairs dusted all over his stomach and smeared in your cum since you’ve made it a habit to finish all over it every time you fuck, forcing him to wear clothes that no longer fit just to see him walking around with his pants unzipped and the way his shirt will ride up every time he stretches or lifts his arms but you assure him he has nothing to worry about since you’ll be getting him new clothes after ripping these olds ones up or cumming all over them while you fuck

[whoachillbro]

Rewatching daiya hehe and FINALLY WE GET TO SEE MY BOY HARUICHI!!!! Love love love let my boy bat!!!!

[bettydice]

tagged by the one and only @jadesabre301

Last Song: SHINee - Sweet Misery was bemoaning once again that pop songs are sooo short now, what is this barely 3 minute nonsense, where are my extended instrumental parts with some faint vocalising in the background, where are my long outros where you can just continue VIBING TO THE SONG where are my- *gets dragged away from computer*

Currently Watching: kdramas last week I watched the first season of Love (ft Marriage&Divorce) and I don’t know if I have the energy for more now, but it was just the right amount of boring yet dramatic when I wasn’t feeling well I started Agency with Lee Bo Young and will probably continue watching it, hopefully I get to see her destroy a lot of men’s lives I still have to watch the last episode of Little Women which I really really enjoyed and I should probably watch the finale before I forget everything that happened in the show

Currently Reading: I haven’t picked up a book since christmas and even that was me rereading books

Current Obsession: I’ve just emerged from a few month of intense video game playing and am mostly obsession free atm the video game obsessions were: Heavensward expansion(FFXIV), Wildermyth, Diablo IV

tagging @loquaciousquark  @eponymous-rose @perahn @mystery-moose @fistfulofgammarays @theherocomplex

If you’ve been tagged by both jade and me and you end up doing this, I already know that you did it because of me, ilu 2 <3

[syn4k]

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FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

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vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[casyawn]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[kvothes]

so true

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[jackstanifold]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls