#>posts this >refuses to elaborate >leaves

[starberriesky]

I just think he's neat 🪼

[isuggestforcefem]

With this a reminder that I have a backup in the form of @isuggestforcefemagain

[nozhknife]

Barista Marazhai isnt real he cant poison you and before you say that, i know that heinrix WOULD NEVER drink anything from that filthy creature, however, i needed comic to happen also, ten hours later i realized that i colored the coffee way too light which is utterly stupid. lets pretend the spices did some job

[terri-schmerri]

Regression Depression Club

Applications open

[odkk-17]

Twitter trend with justicykes

Post SOJ be like

[lovesickeros]

☆ what a kind god, what a cruel god

{☆} characters zhongli {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood, light angst {☆} word count 0.5k

You are a kind God - with hands that heal instead of hurt. Words that forgive, instead of rightfully insult. The stories do little justice to the breadth of your gentleness, extending your love to the slimes that coalesce at your feet, eager to know the touch of the Divine. The birds that sing with the wind your praises from upon your shoulder.

But to him, your kindness is so very cruel.

They do not deserve it. He does not deserve it.

Your forgiveness should be a blessing after all they have done, but it feels like swallowing acid instead. It makes him feel sick and lightheaded, throat constricting until he struggles to breath against the weight of his sins, heavy upon his chest.

He wonders if your hatred would be easier. Even apathy, he thinks, would be preferable to the way your screams intermingle with the softness in your voice as you cradle his face between his hands within his dreams. Even in the waking world, your every word is shadowed by broken pleas, drowned in golden ichor as it rises up your throat, silencing your screams - it haunts him, and he cannot handle seeing the way you look at him in concern. He does not deserve it.

Try as he might, he cannot forgive himself. He does not think he ever can - not when he wakes to the feeling of blood on his hands, his tongue, filling his lungs until all he tastes and smells is blood.

If you had been a little less kind, he thinks he would find comfort in your cruelty.

Your anger would be a mercy.

But you are not. You are..kind. Gentle. So many things he once praised on bruised knees at an altar that towered far above him, drowned in gold and silks, every word he speaks a prayer to the most Divine. And he cannot bear the weight of knowing that he could have destroyed that part of you - he cannot bear knowing that he didn't, and you look upon the man who wore your blood like a second skin with a kindness that burns him like a hot iron.

He did not deserve such a loving God.

"..Zhongli?"

He pauses in his internal struggle, hands shaking on his lap. He clenches them into fists, blunt nails digging into his palms until they stop - yet you look at him with furrowed brows, concern gleaming in your eyes, and he feels sick all over again. But for you, he would do anything. Even if it meant pretending he did not feel like a monster in a mortals skin when you smiled at him like he was worth anything.

"Yes, Divine One?"

He chokes down the phantom taste of iron upon his tongue, forcing himself to smile to soothe the worries that crease your brow.

"You said you'd take me to the Chasm today."

He feels..relieved as the worry melts away from your features. It is the very least he can offer - he shall take upon your burdens, your worries, so that you may look upon Teyvat with love, and not fear. He will carry the sins of the many, so that you may look upon the nations with pride, and not horror.

It is all he can do, to ease the way his chest aches when you smile at him, hand tugging at his sleeve and forcing himself unsteadily to his feet.

He does not deserve you - but for today, he can pretend. Just a little while longer.

[catamations]

Deltarune or something

[semisentientseafood]

cutely realizes I never posted this here even though people like this style of inkfish more on here than twitter

[nobylite]

💫 it's just a gadget! be the hero! ☄️

[wildwardance]

dog on a leash

[timetravelstudies]

Thinking about asoiaf and one thing i know will never and could never happen in canon for thematic, character and logistical reasons but that i would LOVE to read a good fanfic about is tyrion and cersei healing their relationship even a little bit. like they would have SO much to discuss. yeah sure jaime is cool and there are very good reasons why he’s the only sibling they each can tolerate but despite his many faults at the end of tje day hes simply too much of a dog to truly understand them. in a more normal situation/universe/family hed simply be a jock whose deep dark secret is hes a little bicurious. meanwhile cersei and tyrion have a profound viciousness, killer instinct, batshit insanity they could absolutely respect each other for if they werent pitted against each other by circumstance. and similar depths of trauma at the hands of the family itself though it takes different forms. in fact i think it could be really healing for them both to recognize both their own tragedy & their own freak in each other.

[a-s-levynn]

"Even if the sky cracks in mourning / And the heavens just won't open up for me" A Series of Small Offerings - II/12 - day20

[milimeters-morales]

i hope you all know that any picture of a gangly animal that looks like spaghetti noodles tried to build its confidence but isn’t all the way there yet is Miles to me.

[nozhknife]

hair down or something

[simcardiac-arrested]

Oh it’s over for you idiot now I’m in your head

[d-j-two]

Got knighted with an (unused) (hopefully) plunger stick.

I am now the king of the porcelain thrown and no one can stop me.

fuck you, I own your toilet by extension now.