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The device bro was posting from was fictional. Their clothes, fictional. The food they had that morning. More than likely fictional.

i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist

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Meowzers

Brrrrr(charging)ow(the attack) *baps you*

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Thanks Tumblr now I'm going to watch fucking Octonauts

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I do have school tomorrow and I should sleep,

but S2 E4 of Dexter could be really good.

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Even if it could fall the idea proposed in the video is bullshit. Your body would carry the inertia and you would be a pile of gore possibly partially on the roof.

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U kicw nwb

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Have you finished mouthwashing yet?

On the part with the flesh centipede that cries like a baby.

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I have no idea who this character is but I'm guessing they're from vocaloid

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There is a tubi advertisement with a dude that has a hat like shape made of flesh and skin on his head. Yes ther are visible veins. Yes it looks stupid as fuck.

there's a flesh hat on your blog

People keep submitting this on would-you-punt-them too

what the hell is the "flesh hat"???

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This idea is directly stolen from @crime-soncloud

welcome to "things which I'm fairly confident few other people have done" today's episode: Throwing sawblades

Grab the bitch, make sure not to give yourself tetanus by pricking yourself on it, and throw!

(They're pink so I can find them in the event they inevitably get thrown in the bush behind the board.)

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Oh mutuals I hope you don't way less than 125 pounds lest I punt you

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Hot take

100 fahrenheit isn't shit and y'all are just pussies.

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Gender is weird okay.

I feel like I was meant to he born female, but I don't feel any connection to gender... If that makes sense...

It's like a sense, and I just don't have it. Falling on a barrel at (≥ toddler age) really took the gender outta me huh?

So like... Trans Agender? Hlep.

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Gaydar implies the existence of lesbometer

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- My friend, a cishet white woman.