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A little random but i would really love to know what your handwriting looks like. Any chance we could see a sample?

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

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What are your pronouns ^w^? I'm interested in bullying you OxO and talking behind your back °W° but I want to do it correctly >v<

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Stim toys and softer noise–we’ve got your senses covered! 🐧

As a window into the wonders of the ocean, the Aquarium can be a popular place full of sights, sounds, smells, and textures.

Feeling overwhelmed? Head to the Membership and Tours Center to check out a sensory bag with tactile stim toys and noise-reducing headphones–free of charge! 🎧

We strive to share the beauty of the ocean with guests of all abilities, because there’s wonder in ocean life, and caring for it helps us all. 

Prepare for your visit and learn about all of our accessibility accommodations. 💙

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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Not enough seed world specevo projects abandon plants entirely. Fuck those guys. Fungus. Mold, mushrooms.

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we need to get more autistic, all of us

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WEBSITE: "This is a sex-free zone! This is a good, pure, Christian website and we would never expose our innocent, child-like patrons to such lewd filth as sex and sexual sexings-"

THEIR ADS: "Hey there, stud, how would you like to demolish virgin elf pussy every day? Play our new hentai game and drill through fantasy sluts for hours! We've programmed our elf-pussy simulator with over 100 kinks-"

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Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

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Anyone who interacts with this is gay (positive)

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“You shouldn't make fun of Donald Trump's conditi-” Nah

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reel took me the fuck out

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event