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*cracks my little faggot knuckles* @tamarieatsbatteries175 @jay-drinks-gasoline @paradichlorosocksy I love you all platonically

INCASE PEOPLE FORGOT!!!!

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My spawnpoint is just low-key a fucking ass. She'll talk all this about how parents and children should have boundaries and privacy and then she'll peek over my phone. Not to mention that she said Trump is a better choice over Kamala. I think I may genuinely be more intelligent than her.

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I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!

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(i.e. animal, fantasy creature, robot, etc.)

Also, if you would press it, put what you'd turn into in the tags!

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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Indeed, very fumpky pens.

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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drink my concoction boy

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Not me admiring myself in the mirror (I am very prettyfull :3)

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WARNING!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!1: Tilly under the cut

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I gotta show to guys some of the Kevin (yes @tamarieatsbatteries175's cat Kevin.) pictures I have on my laptop.

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Me: What else can i add to this username...

The humble underscore:

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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Everyone say thank you cousin Throckmorton

Throckmorton

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Bowl decorations probably

I am lowkey really excited about santa