#<3 sending love to them and their wife and hoping people stop being the fucking worst

[laniidae-passerine]

my heart is fucking breaking for Throb Zombie rn. it’s always awful to see any performer receive abuse online for utterly unsubstantiated allegations (still awful even if they’re true) and yet this time the abuse is going above and beyond the usual horror show. to see them express suicidal ideation in their stories is terrifying and it’s just devastating to know that the hate is so loud it’s drowning out all the love for their absurd level of talent. I love drag kings so much and Throb is one of the best I’ve ever seen. his persona is polished, bold and always with this aura of magnetic drama, be that an alluring murderer, a long lost spaceman or a playful huntsman (oh that briar and rusty performance is brill). They also seem so kind and thoughtful in and out of drag while remaining assertive and true to their own goals. I know they won’t see this, but I just wanna put some love and appreciation out into the world because Throb Zombie is a fucking supermonster and I love em.

[wifeofnatasharomanoff]

Am I the only one craving CEO!Nat having assistant!R in her office bend over her desk while investors or whatever are waiting outside for a meeting w Nat. Nat fckn R senseless so everyone can hear them 🙇🏼‍♀️ ohh or after that the ‘meeting starts’ while R proceeds to sit on Nat’s lap cockwarming her 🫣

Don’t know I’m just a big fan of CEO!Nat

Slow Down

Warnings: dom g!p Nat, milfy!Reader cause why not? smut, degrading, edging, public sex kinda not really?

Words: 796

A/N: i am literally such a fangirl for natsxwife and tashakinks requests they're so bbg for that i love them.

this is basically a one-shot from You Can Be The Boss

hope you like this fic my angels, take care of yourselves i love you guys <3

You step into your wife's company, with her forgotten lunch in one hand, and her coffee in another. You never asked why she kept you as her assistant after the two of you publicly announced your relationship. But months after, you were finally back from maternity leave.

On your way to her office, a few of your coworkers greeted you, ‘Good morning Mrs. Romanoff.’ you were fairly new to the marriage so the thought of being, ‘Mrs. Romanoff’ made your heart flutter.

You opened the door to her office, your slight smile drops when you see her arguing on the phone. “Good morning Miss Romanoff.” you whisper, loud enough for her to hear. The corners of her lips slightly quirked up to a small smile.

Her gaze flickers up to you, “Yeah– yeah, the meetings in an hour. Bye.” she hung up the phone, setting it down on her desk. “Hey baby, when did you get here?” you put her lunch on an empty spot on her desk, “Just a few minutes ago,”

You walk over to her and sit on her lap, “You okay?” you ask, placing a light kiss to her neck. “Better now that you're here detka.” she sighs in relief, placing her hand on your thigh. “Is Alex at home?” you nod, “Melina's with him.”

You relax your body in the comfortable silence, slowly shutting your eyes. Her hand moves further up your thigh, “You made a mistake wearing such a whorish skirt in front of me kotenok.” you blink your eyes open when she brings two fingers to your covered centre.

You suck in a sharp breath as she slides your panties off, tossing them away. “Bend over the desk.” she orders. You get off of her and turn around, bending over the glass table. Your skirt rides up to your waist, exposing your, already dripping slit.

You wince when you feel a stinging pain on your ass, “Shh.. baby I won't hurt you.” you smile, “You just did Tasha.” she grabs a fistful of your hair, forcing you to look up. “Feeling confident are we?” she whispers into your ear.

She presses her crotch to the back of your ass, grinding her bulge against you. “Natasha..” you gasp out, “That's not my name slut.” she sends another smack to your ass. “Daddy! Please.. please.” your whimpers were so loud that they could be heard from outside of the room.

She mutters out a ‘Good girl’ before she unbuckles her belt, and lines her tip to your wet cunt. You let out a shaky breath, clawing at her desk. “Daddy please!” your pleads, all so pathetic to Natasha. “Beg harder.”

“Please.. I need you so bad, please, daddy use me! Ruin me.” she smirks, “Yeah?” you nod hesitantly, regretting the last four words.

She slowly inserts herself inside of you, harshly grabbing onto your hips. High-pitched moans coming from your mouth as she thrusts in and out of you.

She grunts, slamming her cock deeper into you. “Fuck! Oh my god.” you were a moaning mess underneath her, “Daddy's gonna fuck you dumb baby.”

“Mhm..” you slur out, gasping softly as you feel a soft pair of lips sucking on your neck. “Nat– that's gonna make a mark stop.” she smacks your ass again. ‘That's gonna be red by now’ you make a mental note for later, “Good. People would know who owns you then.”

“Ohh– Natasha..” you loudly moan, scratching at her desk as she hits the sensitive spot in your cunt with every thrust. “Natty, please. I'm so close–” the burning desire to let go making you let out embarrassing whimpers.

She roughly tugs onto your hair, “Don't you dare.” she growls out. Knocks on her office door pulls you out of your trance. You widen your eyes in panic, “Natasha. Don't—” she covers your mouth, pulling you back onto her lap on the chair.

She adjusts your skirt, and fixes your messed up hair. Clearing her throat, “Come in.” she says. She pinches your thigh, leaning close to whisper in your ear. “Be a good girl and sit still and silent.” you nod, letting out a quiet squeak.

A couple of people walk into her office, taking a seat at the chairs in front of her desk with awkward looks on their faces.

The entire meeting was quick, but you fought the hardest urge to make a single noise as she was still deep inside you. Or grind shamelessly against Natasha's body.

The sigh of relief you let out as soon as the investors leave the office was unbelievable. Natasha plants a kiss onto your neck, “Good girls deserve a reward moya lyubov.” you crash your lips against hers, finally being able to let your soft moans out.

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

🦋's Post show thoughtsssss

Superb Acting, as usual

Thankful for our Helaena sighting, no matter how short. My heart went out to her when they got mobbed, my poor girl😭

Aemond serving cunt, I kinda giggled when in that first scene at the beginning hehehe

Honestly I really wanted that scene with Aegon to show him saying something along the lines of he loves him in his own twisted way, blah blah, some loyalty or remorse or something. But god forbid we have the greens actually liking each other.

I'm actually looking forward to Otto coming back, tbh, like him or not the man was a powerhouse- Aemond knows what's up (not always)

DAERON MENTIONNNNNN

Gwyane really said yea girl ya'll kinda fucked up in this place ngl, thank god I wasn't raised here lol

I may not have been Viserys's biggest fan, however, to see Paddy again was surprisingly welcome.

Alys slayed, I can't wait for her and Aemond to meet, I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure for this to happen.

I really wanted to see a fallout of the mobbing with Alicent and Helaena, particularly with Aemond, to see some kind of regret of something in him, but again, god forbid they give Aemond some level of complexity. Only thanks to Ewan's skill as an actor do we get any depth, but we get not one shit from Ryan Condal.

Poor Aegon, honestly.

Even though I'm tired of Daemon at Harrenhall, I really hope that the direction it's gonna take is him getting to the point where he's back to being the ultra loyal uncle-husband, SEND HIM HOME TO HIS WIFE, DAMMIT

Now, the Mysaria and Rhaenyra kiss. I know this could potentially be divisive amongst fans, however.....it was hot. I'm sorry, but....it was hot. I kinda wanted more, this is way better than seeing Alicent and Crispy. I felt the chemistry between them but I rlly thought they would leave it ambiguous. Again, not a fan of this overarching narrative of Rhaenyra being this holy blessed chosen one, and the greens are all one dimensional assholes who hate each other, but- that was hot. Give us them scissoring next episode k thanks.

Despite the general issues, I am curious for next episode.

Excited to see your thoughts (can't believe there's only two more episodes) I'll miss these post show asks but alas we shall find more things to discourse over <3

One of my highlights of the week is you coming to my asks after the episode has aired. I can't believe that after this one we only get to do our thought dumps twice more! :(

Here are mine!

I have to get this out of the way first, because it was my absolute favourite part and I cannot stop thinking about it; Rhaenyra and Mysaria!

I've had a feeling something like that would happen from their very first encounter, all of their interactions just feel very charged. It was hot AF and I hope we get more of that. Such an interesting dynamic.

Aemond had a little more screen time this episode and, as usual, Ewan slayed. He ran that small council meeting like a fucking drill sergeant and seeing him all hot tempered and mean was...UGH.

I think Aemond's reasoning for dismissing Alicent from the small council was similar to Criston's for not wanting to name her as Regent - he wants to keep her out of harm's way and protect her from the horrible decisions they are going to have to make moving forward.

The way he set Larys up was so fucking good, and I am frothing for the return of Otto. I just know he is going to deliver some absolutely incredible lines next episode.

The exchange between Aegon and Aemond at Aegon's bedside was so well acted by both Tom and Ewan - Aegon's fear and Aemond's unsubtle threat of "this is the version of what happened and you better not tell anyone otherwise" - I do think it's stereotypical sibling rivalry, but the context makes it so much darker.

Aegon and Larys's exchange was amazing too - Larys just laying it out there, basically saying "you are going to look deformed and people will judge you for it" - so powerful, and yet so sad to see Aegon's realisation that he's changed forever.

I have a huge gripe with the writers for what they have done with Sylvi. Yes, her relationship with Aemond was purely transactional, and it has now ended, however, Aemond has been vulnerable with her, spoken to her of things he's not told anyone, so he wouldn't take kindly to the untruths she's spreading around Flea Bottom. I think he would have her killed, not just for treason, but out of fear of what she might tell people about him. However, Michelle Bonnard isn't going to appear again this season, so that is yet another gaping plothole created by the writers.

I'm so bored of Daemon's story arc. Alys is the only part of it holding my interest. It's heavily implied that she had a hand in killing Grover Tully, and I am wondering if she did that to actually help Daemon, or if she has another agenda. Is she going to work with Daemon to help cross Aemond, or does she simply want to take them both down because of their callous attitude towards small folk? I am genuinely excited about her character and storyline.

Cute as it was that Seasmoke claimed Addam, it is yet another glaring oversight from the writers - give us some indication of what's happened to Laenor! Should we just assume he's dead?!

It was cool to see the groundwork being laid for Sheepstealer, though I am still annoyed they gave Nettles' storyline to Rhaena.

Anyway, overall, I really enjoyed this episode. I think this one and episode four have been my favourites so far!

[chaoticstateofaffairs]

I have been trying to figure out what to say because words don't convey how grateful I am for the people I met last year who have become the best parts of my life. You have stuck by me, you have treated me with kindness and respect, you have stuck with me even in my lowest, and you have stayed even when I have pushed.

(You know who you are, you say there is nothing to be sorry about and nothing to forgive but I am still so incredibly sorry for pushing and doing what I did. Thank you for staying, I don't know what I'd do without you, thank you.)

I have met friends and I have met someone who has become my family and I couldn't be more grateful for all of you.

Even though last year bought great pain, it also bought the best people in the world to my wife and I.

I will destroy the world for the people I love, my friends and my family. If I say I love you, I mean it. I never say it lightly, ever. I hope there are many more to come with all of you in our lives. ♥️

(I won't say much more or go into true detail unless it's through the DMs)

To name a few:

Cat - Baby, I am so fucking grateful I met you. You are my world, my home, my wife. I love you and I thank you for putting up with my shit on a daily basis and loving me through it.

@heidsworld - You introduced yourself one night and since then you have become a great source of love and light in both of our lives. You have become apart of our family and I'm so thankful we met you. You know when I need you and you never fail to be there for me even when I can't feel anything. You are such an amazing person, thank you for being in our lives. Never, ever change, if anyone has a problem with who you are, point and give us the go ahead and they will be no more. We will do absolutely anything in the world at you command.

@dianneking - You have become another source of light and joy within our lives. I messaged you at a very low point in my life, I don't think I was going to last till the next day. Thank you for being yourself, thank you for being a friend, a light, a good fucking person. Never change who you are for anyone, we will happily destroy them if they try and change who you are. (And it's become one of my favorite pastimes to show you pictures of certain things 🤣)

@cissyenthusiast010155 - Admittedly, we didn't talk much the first 2-3 months but when we did you quickly became a very good friend, a fun person to talk with, and apart of our support system. These past couple of months you supported us and become a very good friend on so many levels. Thank you, Olive. Thank you for being who you are and thank you for caring about us and being our friend. Never change who you are, ever.

@bigolgay - You, my friend, are fucking amazing. While, admittedly, we don't talk much, you are our friend and one of our supporters. Thank you for being there for us. Thank you for sending all of those amazing TikToks and thank you for being yourself. Never stop being you.

@rrcenic - It is a joy to know you and be your friend. Granted we don't necessarily talk much but when we do, you are a joy to be around. Thank you for being yourself and never, ever stop.

To all the others that I didn't mention, thank you. Thank you for being our friends and supporting us. Every single one of you are fucking amazing.

[hatchetfield-omegaverse]

I love your headcanons!! I was wondering if you had any hc of Sam and Zoey?? Since you just posted Ted/Charlotte, it got me wondering :]

I have some hcs right here for you, Anon!

Hatchetfield Omegaverse Headcanons: Sam Sweetly and Zoe Chambers!!

Sam is a Type 1 Alpha and is firm in his belief that it makes him better than most people. He presented at 15.

Zoe is an Omega and presented at 14.

Beanies actually only hires Omegas and advertises itself as ‘Hatchetfield’s only Omega owned and operated coffee shop’.

However, Nora makes all employees wear heat perfume for better tips.

Sam stops by Beanies every morning and orders the same thing every time: a large cappuccino and a cinnamon roll. He then tips Zoe 20 bucks to keep for herself.

Neither of them know how to be subtle when it comes to flirting. Everyone knows that they're fucking.

Sam always promises Zoe that he's going to leave his wife one of these days.

She actually believes he's telling the truth.

Zoe smells like coconut scented sunscreen.

Sam smells like cinnamon and Cuban cigars.

Despite being awful at hiding his actions, Sam truly believes that Charlotte has no clue of his affair.

He also doesn't know that she's sleeping with Ted. He'd freak out if he did. The hypocrite.

Zoe told Sam she loves him after 3 months. Sam responded with I feel the same.

He always finds a way to avoid actually saying ‘I love you’.

Zoe loves to brag to her coworkers about her ‘secret Type 1 Alpha boyfriend’.

She's bought herself a ring for the day that he gets a divorce.

I hope you like these hcs! And if you'd like to send in a request please just send me an ask!!

[xf4iryx]

═.✵. soft—launch — blurb 02

— summary (in which a relationship is revealed and some fans take it lighter than others)

— warning (hate comments, possible mentions of ed)

— aab is owned by @mercunty

danicetcovic ☑️

📍 Sorrento, Italy

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danicetcovic ☑️ holidays, dress designs, my love. 🤍

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gigihadid ☑️ miss you, gorgeous! also, this dress design will be so fire, cannot wait to wear your design. 🤍

danicetcovic ☑️ miss you too! i cannot waot to show you the finished product next week!

gigihadid ☑️ have fun in Sorrento!

ales_rogelj ☑️ my gorgeous wife ❤️

danicetcovic ☑️ Volim te beskrajno.

vane_roser most prettiest couple and your designs are pretty, Danica. ❤️ Do not listen to the haters, please.

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aleslovesyn just leave already, he doesn't want your ugly self.

vanefan1 girl, I swear stop it.

izmariborabandupdates

izmariborabandupdates okay, so I found out some stuff. First of all, Danica Cetcovic-Rogeli is a Serbian fashion designer, who holds a BA and MA in fashion design and business and in Public Relations from King's College London. She got a full-time scholarship during that time and met Aleš seven years ago when Maribora started really small and worked for them since then while doing designs part-time for Christian Dior or Karl Lagerfeld. Aleš and her got together five years ago after her brother, Wimbledon winner Vladimir Cetcovic, and Vane played match-maker. They got married after three years together and are now married for two years, so total of five years together plus one and half year of pining after each other.

Second of all, stop hating on this pure soul simply because she is married to your favourite singer. You all are delusional and sending her hate is no solution. Stop this, you're so wrong and fucked up for this!

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izmariborabandupdates fans voiced their concern over recent appearance of Danica Cetcovic in which the pr manager and designer has drastically lost weight. Furthermore, her entire appearances have lessened despite her being apart of Christian Cowan's design team for this year's fashion show.

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vanefan1 nooo, dani, please don't take the hate to your heart.

aleslovesyn good, i hope she fully leaves

alesdani girl, shut up! how delusional are you?!

vanefan1 girl, stop please.

wagupdates man, I hope her husband speaks up soon too !

f1fan remember when people found out that the Mercedes team principal's daughter dates Gabriel and how fast her parents, brother and Gabriel shut them up? I hope Danica's does too!

gigihadid ☑️

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gigihadid ☑️ stop sending hateful messages to my friend. She does not deserve any of the hateful words some of you speak just because she dates one of your celebrity crushes. Please remember that they are human too and do not take your frustration out on her.

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danicetcovic ☑️ I apologize if I have upset any fans by speaking English with a heavy accent or am not what you would imagine as the wife of a world star. I will try to be better.

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[letters2am]

1st February 2022 (10:54 PM)

Dear M

I dismissed my feelings for you for the sake of normality, civility, societal rules & what not. I even stopped writing these letters, but today I realised it doesn't matter. For the first time I felt something really strong, after seeing you with your love interest.

I completely understand I am not your match, we are two complicated people, and there is not even a question of you in my life. I am with my husband (now estranged), and he cares deeply for me (as he says). To him, I've confessed that I don't love him anymore & he seems to be appalled by it but wants to turn things around, I'll leave it at that.

All I could do is, be honest with you. You know, I am one of those people who won't find love in their life. I believed it was merely a crush that I had on you and it will pass, but it just won't.

My feelings resurface every now and then, and it hurts to deal with them. I don't know what am I supposed to do with these, I hope they will fade away soon. I am doing okay without you, and I hope you'd be happy, always. When you told me that you are happy these days, I felt relief. I know I never dared to ask you but did my letter do anything for you? I mean, I do imagine that it made you feel special, and you realised that you could love again, and then you decided to leave your soul sucking job & date your flatmate.

You are special though, you are to me. I don't understand why, for the world we have never met before 2019, we've never talked much, I have no idea if you felt that connection with me, but I was smitten the day I saw you. My feelings don't come from a place of desperation, like when wives whose husbands are emotionally unavailable are. I feel for you what I feel for you, it's pure, it's there to stay, but like my letters it's safe with me, only mine not yours to have or see. You are in my dreams, my thoughts, my letters, my diaries and my being. It doesn't get better than that.

I apologise for deciding to archive you in telegram and delete my instagram after seeing you with her, I guess it was spur of the moment reaction, but I'll make peace with it. I will tell you all my stories, all my life. I had a similar thing for a band member of my college and years later I told him that I had a crush on him -- he turned out to be an ass, I am glad that I did tell him. I never spoke to him before that so I think it wasn't unrequited but who cares.

First time I fell in love, he was my best friend in school. We dated for 3-4 months, I was head over heels, writing poetry, couldn't stop smiling whenever I saw him, we'd walk to school together and even while coming back to my bus stop. It was like a dream. Back then, I had no fucking clue what 16 year old boys were capable of, I was naive, I wanted to be his wife, and how most first loves are, he was dating this other girl on the side and next thing I know was him telling me that he just wants to be friends. I think he was doing me a favour by being half honest, I was inconsolable. After having my eyes cried out, I burned my poetry pages and stopped talking to him.

He gave my phone number to every goon-type guy in the city and I was haunted for next 2 years of my life. What an ass! He has been the biggest so far. I also had a weird friendship with this guy I got to know in my first job (I helped him in need), he clung to me like a leech and never let go, any mention of him still sends shivers down my spine. I have blocked him on every social media. It was ugly in the end. I am a complete dunce.

So far, I've not felt any lust for you - just have this warm feeling inside of me that while I am writing all this, you have no idea that I feel this way and yet I am okay because you crossed my path in life, saw me and were kind to me like no other.

Will write soon, bye for now!

-

S

[maladaptvs]

maladaptvs watto breakdown 🫡

(long rant, a dash of venting) (whoops)

i CAN’T hate mark watson - not in a, “oh but he ___,” “but he’s so nice,” “but he does ___ for people,” “but-anything” way. i can’t stand that sort of talk. i can’t hate mark watson because my mental health can’t TAKE IT.

because if i hate mark watson and if i believe for a second (and i have already believed for many seconds) that al and tim KNEW, um. i. UM. BYE ?? like bye ???? goodbye ?????????

idk i’ll process maybe i’ll hear that they (mark and emily) hated each other the whole time and i’ll feel better (but they didn’t. so.)

and if this was like oh whoops one time i cheated :\ honestly ? i’m not affected (as much) like wow that sucks that’s awful but you might feel bad now and you might understand so maybe it’ll be okay ! maybe you’re just human and you live now with that regret xo

you- you can’t ?? three years ????? i’m so upset this should be on my vent account but it IS and it’s not HELPING. how do you have an affair for three years without your friends knowing. how do you have a child with you wife and continue. and why??? like ? w h y.

gonna say something definitely controversial but in my midst of “this is what my father did, why is this man my father, why would he do this, how am i meant to feel about it,” etc. a thought i had was. this is selfish of him to say. and for many reasons that’s wrong. but for another, yeah. it is. cause people love you. and people send you dm’s when they’re suicidal because you’ve offered that. and you wrote a book that made me feel better about wanting to die since i was eight. you’re meant to be a feminist and an ally. and now it’s all. ugh. it feels a lot like a betrayal, and i’ll say again, it’s hugely because he gave me hope for men and relationships with them. and now it’s like. no. that’s just the same. he’s just the same. and it feels a lot like everything he’s said for a long time is bs. if mark watson can do that to someone wtf am i supposed to think about everyone else??

+ ALSO ? maybe this isn’t true maybe i haven’t thought about it long enough but right now i think honestly i would be MUCH less upset if it was ALEX. just because. mark is. really important to me. as just. idk a figure. of serotonin. and is someone i relate to so fucking much. and is someone who has been valuable to me in terms of coping with Being Alive and Having Experiences. and once more i will say a beacon of hope for cis men everywhere. guess not, guess not.

if she weren’t even pregnant i’d be less upset. you can’t watch someone go through that and keep fucking cheating on them.

+ another thoughts update now that i can think, it’s selfish because he’s sharing the burden of his guilt.

you could’ve sat with that forever and dealt with it yourself but instead what he’s done is toss it out into the world and disconnect himself from the reality of it. you could say he’s “holding himself accountable,” and i say no! no he’s not. i know - i know - what it means to give the blame away and i know the relief in telling people, because now it’s on their mind, and out of mine. holding himself - anyone’s self accountable is NOT sharing what you’ve done with the world. not only because it’s just a way of escaping blame as it eats away at you, but because, um ?? hello ???? you also told the world what you did to your wife! because believe it or not, there’s more than one person in this equation!

and - and i’m tearing up again here i go - what i’m even MORE fucked up by ? HIS FUCKING KIDS. the world knows your dad had an affair WHILE YOU WERE BORN. WHILE YOU WERE MADE. the world knows his child was 1, a fluke, and probably a regret. and 2, something born to a loveless marriage and an absolute betrayal <3

fuck that shit

fuck it fuck him maybe i can’t think straight

just fucking angry

don’t even care if you didn’t love your fucking wife, although i care immensely about the fact you WERE STILL FUCKING HER and DIDNT STOP CHEATING WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT, i care THE MOST about your KIDS. i am that kid !!! it’s awful !!!!!!!!! everyone in my family is a cheating alcoholic!!!!! mark is a cheating alcoholic !!!!!!!!! i identified, unbeknownst to me, with a cheating alcoholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ alSO. i stay away from idolizing real people FOR THIS FUCKING REASON. but “they’re safe! they’re good!” SIKE. betrayal 👎

+ HA. HA. HA HA HA. HA.

i’m buying the bastards book so he can explain his damn self (because FUCK he’s important to me and i hate this). and again i cannot. i just. all his friends ?? does he realize he’s jeopardized all of their reputations???

mark you’ve jeopardized all your friends (and book reviewers) reputations <3 i hate you for it <3 never ever make me question tim again <3 (i’m comforted now by something that used to upset me: marks ostracized relationship with alex and tim. that makes sense now, why you’re the extra friend.) (xo)

+ “if mark watson can do that, every man will do that and no one will ever love me enough to not do that” yeah so um my heart is broken ? he broke it ?

+ what am i supposed to ?? how am i supposed to comfort myself if my comfort media is the source of my dysregulated emotions ??? wtf <3

+ i had big issues with mark after seeing him on richard herrings (don’t like him either) LSTP. he talks a lot about porn and a bit about cheating on a spouse with a robot ? i won’t watch it again to quote anything but that was. bad.

it made me happy to see tim avoiding this behavior while on LSTP a couple times. (i seem to think richard lures people into behaving like shit around him)

+ i still feel awful. luckily for the internet i’m keeping it all here. i feel so fucking sick about tim and alex. three years mark did that to his wife. while still fucking her. and while she was pregnant. and they’re all friends. and i feel sick.

+ maybe i need to look at his face again and try to uhhhhhh simply forget about it

[fake-static-airspace]

omggg i never get tagged in stuff like this lets goooo >:3 time to infodump gang

last song: Gallery Piece by Of Montreal!

fav color: i have trouble picking, because i've had a lot over the years... really i don't think a bad color exists, just poor uses for them. but i really like pink, yellow, and blue!

last book: actively reading "Paleontology; A Brief History of Life" by Ian Tattersall right now, because i wanna learn more abt that field... but the last narrative book i read was "Carrie" by Stephen King. I've been reading a lot recently, actually, because I've been making it a point to do so!!! Going to the library a decent amount, reading is part of a cornerstone of being a good writer, after all~ ehehe. also been reading fanfiction my friends send me, and the most recent one i actually read was. fucking. tool assisted speedrun. iykyk.

last movie: Electric Dreams!! such a fun movie, such a win for objectums.

last show: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, and i only got to watch the last half :sob: i watched it with someone i stopped talking to, long story, but i do want to watch it from the beginning at some point. it was really fucking solid, and i don't usually watch anime.

sweet//spicy//savory: i like all three in certain conditions, duh. combine sweet and savory and my heart is yours, though. i don't have a favorite out of the bunch bc it changes on the daily.

relationship status: weird as fuck to say this because i've never gotten to before, but taken? i'm in a queerplatonic relationship! we're both aro/ace spec, but we really like each other so yknow. friendship+ hehe. i won't like, yap too much because i've realized that i'm a "wife/husband/spouse guy," in that i will sit there and talk abt my partner with this dumb look on my face for a decent amount of time, if given the opportunity. i like himb :3

last thing i googled: "can you mix fabuloso and bleach" i made chlorine gas while cleaning yesterday!!!!!!!!! everyone is fine but maybe i should have googled that before mixing them!!!!!

latest obsession: i've been playing soooo much fucking minecraft w my friends, its insane. thinking a lot about gravity falls and my ocs again. ultrakill is still there, i don't think it's going anywhere for a while. been a very relaxed period for me.

looking forward to: halloween!! always!!! and of course, general holiday season, but only bc i'm broke and christmas money sounds lovely right about now. always looking forward to hyperfixations on hiatus getting updates, naturally, naturally. rain world dlc is coming out next march, that's pretty fucking exciting!

time to annoy my mutuals LMAO YIPPEE!!!! we can tag @themaskedpan, haven't spoken to you in a while!! haii :3 hope ur doing well!! @bluefire-axolotl, we spoke literally yesterday and you don't have to do this if you don't wanna, but i need people to tag so. you have fallen victim. @infinite--hyperdeath, YOU TOO!!! >:3 @unfunny-guy-the-emoji, you'd probably enjoying doing this admittedly. @mvee2, and you too!! we haven't spoken much but ur super nice and i love ur art!!

ten people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333

last song: the phantom of the opera

favorite color: muted green

last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books

last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend

last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much

relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends

last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(

current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression

looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house

tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3

[clockwards]

i watched all 15 seasons of criminal minds in 29 days. these were my thoughts

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Garcia being normal Garcia: 🤪

Hotch, quietly: remind me to have her drug tested

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Reid: Kevin and Penelope sitting in a tree? JJ, that's just dangerous, do you know the statistics on-

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"yeah I'm fine, he wrote me a letter explaining why he left, just like my father did when he left my mother and I" REID LMAO

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Gideon and Hotch giggling happily over charlie chaplin films <3<3 work dads

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man with multiple personalities: do I *look* like personality no.2??

Reid [staring directly into the camera]: 👁️👁️

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Reid making mini rockets and Hotch being a grumpy proud dad about it fhevfhhevdhsgdvsh THEM

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"If I weren't a lesbian, I would absolutely jump your bones" [aimed at Gideon]

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psychopath who only wants to talk to Reid: 😚

Reid: why don't i ever get any normal fans :(

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Random detective [about Reid]: where did you find this kid?

Rossi, whispering: He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI

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Hotch: we do not have jurisdiction over this very personal set of cases

The Team: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hotch: ......okay just be quIET ABOUT IT

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Rossi: My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic

Hotch: Which one?

Rossi: ...all of them 😀

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Morgan, Reid, Emily, Garcia [staring Hotch down]: we love and care for you

Hotch: im gonna kms

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Rossi, interrogating a suspect: I fucked your wife (real not fake)

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Hotch: Son, you're taking over the business

Morgan: Oh! A promotion!?

Hotch [dumping paperwork in front of him]

Morgan: Oh no! A promotion!!

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[during Hotch's review after The Reaper incident]

Strauss, to the team: 😡😡 Hotch 😡😡

Strauss, to Hotch: 😔😔 Hotch 😔😔

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Hotch: any word on Prentiss?

JJ: she's arguing with the doctors

Hotch, nodding: Good

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Hotch: There are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers

Reid, cheerfully: I just keep getting PhD's!

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[about budget cuts]

Rossi: Let's just hope they don't take the coffee

Reid, very seriously: I'd quit

Rossi: well yeah, that'd save them about 50 bucks a week

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[looking at a machine gun]

Reid: I don't think I have the qualifications to use that

Hotch & Morgan, in unison: You don't.

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[the most suspicious man alive, saying something extremely suspicious]

Emily Prentiss: yes sir I will follow you to this dark secluded secondary location

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Every member of the BAU: ily

Prentiss, with an arsenal of guns: BACK! BACK, STRANGE CREATURES!

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Strauss holding back the entire BAU by the scruffs of their necks like feral cats: I Wish I Had Dogs

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Morgan, sending all the press to Reid: 😀

Reid: No more FBI I'm becoming a criminal just to kill you

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Strauss: Please hire someone normal

Hotch: Here's Doctor Reid, a child who has never passed a field test

Strauss: I'm literally begging you

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Victim: what are you doing????

Unsub: well this is a *gun*, and inside of it are what we call *bullets*

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"a member of the team is in jeopardy"

me: is it Reid? I really hope it's Reid.

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Garcia: altruism is sexy

Hotch, very seriously: yes it is

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The BAU team's nosiness

VS

Reid's secrecy over a girl

- FIGHT -

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Random teen: Get fucked old man

Rossi: Gamer on gamer violence. This is so sad.

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Blake: I don't have any children...except Reid

Reid: I'm not your child though?

Blake: EXCEPT REID

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Anyone: I love you

Reid, just not like other girls: ....Thomas Merton?

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Blake: People just need to say what they mean

Reid: Life would be so much easier without chit-chat

[A Tale as Old as Time - Autism Bros™]

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Reid: I don't like technology

Garcia: Technology doesn't like you, genius

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Rossi: All of my marriages have failed, I'm not exactly what you would call a family man

Hotch: We literally have 5 kids together

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[on first meeting]

Hotch: I'm offering you a job hunting psychopaths

Garcia, caught trying to stop animal testing: I *am* a psychopath

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Rossi, joining the BAU: I have gotten a first husband, fourth wife, and multiple children just by entering this office. I'm the real family speedrunner

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Reid: My dad leaves and suddenly I've got new contenders lining up like it's the bachelor

Hotch: You're not even that great a son

Reid: You were literally first in line

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Bomb Squad: You called??

Morgan: Early bird gets the explosive worm, bitch

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Hotch: How long do you need to do this impossibly long task that no one else could complete?

Reid: Like 30 minutes

Hotch: Awesome. Do it faster

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Reid: I'm arresting you for murder

Cat: ...are we about to kiss?

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Cat: You have mommy issues

Reid: L + Ratio. You have daddy issues *worse*

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Morgan: It's my turn to be kidnapped and tortured

Reid and JJ: nnOOO MY BRAAAANDD

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Alvez: Why won't you be nice to me

Garcia: I'm always nice. Look, this is my nice face 😒

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Prentiss: This guy is probably a loner, definitely has commitment issues...

Alvez, just made a full-course meal for his dog: 😤

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UnSub: I NEED A DOCTOR

Tara, cocking a gun: I'm not taking appointments

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Reid: I need to take some time off to look after my mom

[is arrested for drug posession and murder in Mexico]

Reid: ........so how's my mom?

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The Team: We're so worried about Spencer in prison

Reid: I made friend :]

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Prentiss: Luke is snarky. You are snarky. Please just try to get along

Garcia: You don't understand. We cancel each other out

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Reid, entering prison: I am going to make So Many enemies

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Mr Scratch, doing anything: 😏

The Team: It's a trap. Let's go!

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Alvez: I can tell, you're a cat person

Prentiss: Got the nine lives to go with it, bitch

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Cat: I'm pregnant. It's yours

Reid, shocked: You mean you're not a virgin?!

Cat:

Cat: I wish I killed you the first time round coME HERE-

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Prentiss: I need a person I love and trust to relax with

Reid: ....are you gaslighting me into resting?

Prentiss: Yes. And it'll fuckin work.

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Barnes: Don't you want to be unit chief? Don't you have....ambitions?

JJ: I'm ambitious about killing you. Wanna see?

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Garcia: I hate newbie. He's terrible and stupid and has a dumb face and dumb thoughts-

Alvez: We literally just took a selfie together

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Alvez:

Tara: ur mom

Alvez: I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING SAY ANYTHING?

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JJ, married with 2 kids: I'm a little bit in love with you

Reid, who took her on one date 15 years ago: 😯

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Rossi: You can't ground me! I'm your dad!!

Prentiss: AND I'M YOUR FUCKING BOSS. GROUNDED!

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[Luke and Matt go missing]

Prentiss: The boys! They took our boys!!

Reid: I'm.....right here?

[ardynsflower]

Hello! I hope you're having an amazing day today!

I've been absolutely feral over Bayonetta and there isn't enough content of Bayo x fem!readers... anywhere🥲 So you can imagine how stoked I was when I came across your account!

l've got a request if it's alright (I hope this is the proper way to ask)! May I request a Gomez and Morticia type of dynamic with shorter reader (I'm 5'2") that's just completely in love with her wife Bayonetta. You can choose if it will be a scenario or a head cannon l'm fine with either! I can imagine reader being some kind of artist (maybe a fashion designer that loves to make outfits for Bayo!!!). Do you write smut? If not that's totally fine! If you do tho feel free to add if you’re up for it!

Thank you and no rush if you decide to take up the request and Thank you anyway if you choose not to! I know how busy lives can be and as an artist I can understand the pressure of making something for others :) Have fun! Thanks again!

Awh dear, first, thank you and I hope you’re having an amazing day as well, AND YES FR THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BAYO X FEM!READER EVEN THO SHE GAY AS (the gates of) HELL..Anyways, I’d love to write that, morticia and gomez are one of the best couples fr their dynamic is just so adorable and i can’t get over it. Let’s use bayo’s Google height for this one and the reader your 5’2, but tbh anyone can read this just don’t read the "love for your short wife" part/s lol. (I myself am a 5’7.) Feel more free than ever to send more requests, bayo lovers here. Ps: sorry for that long ass message and I’ll change some things with the fact that she’s a witch from the Umbra. Sorry, tell me if you want it to change.

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-First, let’s talk about some importants things.

-Bayo is 5’8, and you being short as hell for her makes the vibe more clearer, you’re her Gomez and she’s your Morticia, ofc. Also, Bayo showed to be obviously more darker than Jeanne, so I’ll take the liberty to use Gomez and Morticia’s real over all strange but romantic couple type.

-Whenever you both are together in your black, elegant and kind of special house or just in general, the romantic and creepy (as Jeanne describe it sometimes..) couple quotes are a whole thing. You both can’t live a day without giving the other red/black roses and tell them something like, "Amor, I’ll make/get you the most prettiest dark dress just so you can be as dead and pretty as you are to me." (Romantic for you guys hello remember it? You both are kind of trash here.)

-You can’t stop gently kissing her hands or kiss her at all. You can’t let one without the other.

-Going to the point where you’re an artist, well, this is one of the reasons why bayo fell in love. Your (mostly) black and dark red dress or just outfits in general were so pretty, she loved your passion and seeing you being more passionate as well. Now she is kind of premium member one, lol, you always at least make her one dress every two-three weeks. Got more passion for her tho.

-I’m not gonna get too into it, but when it comes to the bed, Bayo’s ofc a top. But sometimes she’ll let you do what you wanna do, but not too much<3 she keeps her role. And by going, romanticism will never stop. Rose’s, wine, cozy and gloomy kind of lighting…It’s just perfect for you. As your couple is perfect.

-She is more of a black cat than you, but you both works as well as black and grey kitty’s. (Didn’t wanted to put white cat. It’s Jeanne, lol.)

-concerning about being out of the house, she always have an arm on your hips and romantic behavior with her. As well as you. Sometimes people like Jeanne, Luka and blah blah blah can thought of something like, "It’s looks fucked up but- It’s cute tho." and everything that goes on. They’re understandably kind of scared whenever you guys are too trash for them, lol. More Luka than Jeanne tbh.

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It’s so short and rushed omg I’m sorry BUT MY DAD IS COMING TO SEE ME SO I HAVE TO PREPARE, YK, ANYWAYS BYE BYE HOPE YOU LIKED THAT ILL RE DO IT IF NOT !! Bye ily<3

[teaandfiction-28]

Fluff #3

A slightly different approach with this one starring two of our favourite boys!  Thank you @indelibletraces - hope you enjoy! 💛

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Prompt: “Are you blushing?”

Word Count: 1.1k

Warnings: Language, Mentions of sex

Timeline: Set between C23 and C24 of “Perfect Storm.”

“Alright, I want both of your heads on a swivel. We got one shot at this prick...make it count.”

Lifting his thumb from the transmit button on his radio, Hank settled in for what would likely be an uncomfortable couple of hours. 

The medical examiner had found an almost-faded stamp on the inside of their most recent victim’s wrist which had led them to The Scarlet Letter, a high-end male strip club in River North. The evidence they had unearthed so far indicated that their victim was involved in an elicit relationship with one of the dancers who was likely to have been the last person to have seen her alive. Judge Anderson had outright refused to grant them a warrant so he’d had no choice but to send two of his female detectives undercover in an effort to flush him out while the rest of the team continued to chase down other leads that might help them close the case. 

He dropped his eyes from the nondescript black door that Kim and Kate had disappeared behind moments before to the tablet in his lap currently displaying the footage from Kate’s button camera, the two women apparently being guided deeper into the club by a handsome, well-dressed host. 

“You alright, man? Seem a bit anxious.”

Hank glanced towards his long-time friend and colleague briefly before turning his eyes back to the screen with a sigh and a slight shake of his head. 

“If Anderson would just come outta the fucking closet, I wouldn’t have needed to send them in there.”

Anderson’s proclivity for entertaining male company at this specific venue when his wife was out of town was the worst kept secret in Chicago yet still he kept up the charade of being the loving, devoted and, most importantly, ‘heterosexual’ husband he wanted the world to perceive him to be. 

“They’re big girls, Hank. They can look after themselves.” Al said quietly, his mouth tugging into a wry grin at his friend’s unusually antsy behaviour. 

Hank had always been protective of those he cared about but, ever since New York, he had been particularly cautious with the assignments he gave Kate, despite her making it abundantly clear on a number of occasions that she was not onboard with being turned into a glorified administrator. 

Barely ten minutes had passed when their suspect finally made an appearance, strutting towards Kate like a peacock in mating season, hair perfectly preened and chest puffed outwards. But it was clear this man had zero respect for other people’s personal space when, without as much as a hello, braced his hand somewhere behind Kate’s head and proceeded to roll his hips in slow, fluid movements right in front of her face, his rock hard abs rippling with each gyration.

“Bet your man can’t satisfy you the way I could, baby.” He grumbled in a deep tone, reaching out to take Kate’s hand and place it on his slick chest, catching her wrist to slide her palm down towards the waistband of his tiny blue trunks.

Hank hoped to God that Kate stopped him before he reached his intended target but, to his horror, she simply crossed one thigh over the other and appeared to casually lean back in her chair but, mercifully, she did withdraw her hand away from his body. 

“My man can satisfy me just fine.” 

‘Oh no.’

Of course Hank knew she was just playing along but he was also very aware that the man next to him was listening in to their conversation...and that he knew exactly who she was referring to when she spoke about ‘her man’.

“Oh yeah?” Flashing a dazzling smile, he moved to straddle Kate’s thighs, grinding his prominent bulge against her torso. “You know, it’s a real shame that you women are conditioned to believe that an orgasm every fortnight is the best you’re ever gonna get.”

At this point in their relationship, Hank liked to think that he knew Kate pretty well. He knew the trivial things like how she liked her coffee and how she secretly doused her hotdogs in ketchup when she thought he wasn’t looking. But he also knew that a surefire way to get under her skin was to behave like a microaggressive asshole in her presence and Hank found himself hoping that maybe this would be the one time that she just let the arrogant comment slide.

It soon became clear that tonight would not be that time. 

“Well, I can’t speak for all of ‘us women’ but, believe me when I tell you...” Her tone was barely more than a breathy whisper as she leaned forwards to rest her lips against the man’s ear. “...he’s upset if more than twenty four hours pass without me screaming his name.”

Hank felt his cheeks become red hot as he sat in stunned silence, his eyes still glued to the screen as he watched Kate pin the man down to a nearby table with both arms wrenched behind his back, very obviously placing him under arrest. Within minutes, the two women were frog-marching him out into the street, still clad in only his underwear before shoving him into a nearby squad car and escorting him back to the district. 

After a few beats of uncomfortable silence, Hank lifted his eyes to meet Alvin’s across the cab. 

“Well...it’s, uh...” Alvin cleared his throat, dark brown eyes twinkling with mirth under the glow of a nearby streetlamp. “It’s good to know you can keep up with her.”

“Jesus fucking Christ, Alvin.” Hank groaned, tossing the tablet into his lap none too gently before busying himself with starting the car, desperate to get as far away from the awkward situation as he could. “She was just keeping her cover.”

“Hey man, good for you! I’m actually kinda prou-” Al cut himself off mid-sentence, leaning forwards to get a better look at Hank’s face. “Wait a minute, are you blushing?” 

Hank’s grumbled threat of tossing him out on his ass if he ever spoke of this again was drowned out by Al’s loud bark of laughter. Once he had gotten himself under control and wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes, he eventually promised to keep shtum about the apparent ‘Sex God’ status of his best friend under the proviso that his backlog of paperwork that Trudy had been hounding him about for months would be up to date by the end of the week. 

“Deal.” Hank muttered, idly wondering how Kate was going to react when she found out that her Freudian slip earned her a week full of late nights at the office when she could have been at home ‘screaming his name’.

[marinerainbow]

BRO IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE ALL DAYYYYYY!!!!

Ok so I was hoping to have enough time to write out some scenes I had in my head, but I don't 😅 but here's what I have to reply to your answers!

Except for Greasy's. I'm gonna have to send you a full blown ask for them-

Shiny!!! Oh my lord. The lesbians are number one I swear. Omg if any of them ever told Poppy what her dance meant:

Poppy: Did you guys know Shiny could dance?? It's absolutely amazing!! She is so talented and lovely ^^ careful Poppy your gay is showing

Dragon Patrol: ...

Wheezy: I'm not telling her. And you aren't either Grease.

Whoever it is that breaks the news to Poppy, she's going to look like a fish out of water. Eyes wide, mouth opening and closing as she tries to form a response before she can even wrap her head around what she was just told. Shiny... Shiny... She was truly... Poppy has no idea how to respond. But she knows that she has to see Shiny as soon as possible.

As for the other scenario... Oh I've got quite the scene in my head >:3

Later that night, when the two 'lovebirds' are about to go to sleep, terrible roars sound out. Followed by the sound of screaming and fire spewing from the sky. The princess is the first to rush to the balcony, feeling terror for her people, yet relief for herself when she sees the familiar forms of her dragon friends... And despite the rampage that is ensuing before her eyes, her heart skips a beat when she notices a sixth purple dragon, leaping along the rooftops of buildings towards the castle with a fierce and determined snarl on her face.

Shiny, her real love, came back for her. She didn't forget her... She really did want her.

Poppy doesn't even bother pretending she isn't happy to see the dragoness. She waves her arms and calls out Shiny's name, easily grabbing her attention and making her change course towards the tower instead of the gates. But then Poppy lets out a shriek when she's suddenly pulled back by her husband.

Ben's grip on her arms is tight and he even shakes her, ordering an explanation for her 'insane behavior' and why she would even try to lure those monsters to them. He doesn't even wait for a reply before he starts dragging her to the door, supposedly so they could hide away. And it's then that Poppy snaps, and she finally screams out what she has repressed for so long, "I don't want to be with you! I want to be with the one who loves me!"

For one, silent moment between them, the husband and wife Starr at each other. He in disbelief at what he just heard, and she with her eyes narrowed in her own ferocity. Though the moment is quickly interrupted when another shrill roar breaks out, much louder this time, before the prince and princess could see Shiny clawing her way onto the balcony. The sight was frightening enough, but the way her intense green eyes narrowed with murderous intent when she saw Ben holding her princess made his heart stop, "Take your fucking hands off of her before I rip them off!"

Despite the all out war waging outside, despite knowing all the things Shiny must want to do to her husband now, all Poppy cared about was ripping herself from Ben's grip and running to the enraged dragoness to embrace her. "Shiny, I love you!"

It may not have been the most convenient time to admit it, as evidenced by the shock both the prince and the beast expressed. but Poppy didn't care. She refused to hide her true feelings anymore. Not from the woman she loved, not from the man who disgusted her, and not from her herself especially.

Ok this didn't really focus on the dancing thing, but still! XD

~

Ahhhhh!!!! Omg omg omg. Imagine Poppy soothing the area Psycho pulled his scale out (it's not that bad of a wound. At least in comparison to the scars littering his body), wrapping it up and even kissing the bandage once she's finished, and all Psycho can do is stare at the princess silently and heart eyed, being reminded of one of the reasons he fell so in love with her in the first place.

Ooooor maybe, to make it all come full circle, Poppy chooses to cut off a lock of hair and offer it to him. It's not as painful as his scale was, but it still shows him not only is she giving herself to him as wholly as he to her, but also shows how much she pays attention to him. How she knows him enough to know that this, although more primitive, is his language, and she tried to reciprocate ^^

~

WAFUJHTDFUJHYTT SMARTASS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST TELL HER!!! SHE ALREADY SAW EVERYTHING, TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!!!

Meanwhile fucking Poppy, who has been head over heels over this jerk for too long, is like:

Poppy on the outside: Oh... I understand... I-It was a very effective strategy...

Poppy on the inside:

... Greasy, Stupid? You two wanna figure out a way to get that dumbass to tell Poppy the truth? Stupid you go talk to Poppy, Greasy can go wrestle Smartass into submission-

~

YESSSSSSS!!!! Yes yes yes yes!!!! Poppy sleeping in Wheezy's claws can absolutely be canon!!!

Even outside of Peezy, it's just a them thing. When Poppy is scared, she goes to him. He's the most calming presence in this castle, next to Stupid. But Stupid is calming if she needs a distraction. Wheezy is soothing if she needs to talk. Wheezy lets her, not thinking twice about her climbing in the claws he always lays out for her.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJ ok ok ok. Hopefully I can cool off now XDDD I gotta figure out how to send you the Greasypop ask now...

Dragon romance dragon romance dragon romance-

I know I mentioned it before, but I have to bring I up again; Shiny trying to charm Poppy with a dragon mating dance. She may not be as instinctual as Psycho is, and she knows that to human Poppy this doesn't mean anything. But she still likes how amazed the princess is regardless. It makes her heart soar whenever Poppy praises her and gushes about how pretty her dance is or how pretty she is, sometimes. When Poppy slips up. Knowing that even if Poppy doesn't know this about dragon tradition, she still loves this thing that she can do. This part of her. Which, for the moment at least, while Poppy is still getting over that dumb asshole Ben, is enough.

Psycho, after he fully accepts the fact that he actually wants a mate- let alone make the little princess his, follows what his instincts tell him to do to ask her; build her a nest, and see how she responds. He waits until she's asleep (he wants to surprise her!) before he digs through the castle for any soft object he could find, things that he remembers Poppy likes. He gathers some leaves and twigs, maybe even some flowers from the village. And as a final touch, he leaves one of his scales in the nest. Not an old one that was ready to fall off; a fresh, bright and colorful one that probably hurt to pull out. It's his way of telling Poppy that he's giving himself entirely to her, and hopes she'll reciprocate.

(These last three could technically be seen as platonic- or friends with benefits on Greasy's end. But I'm still adding them XD)

When Ben finally shows up and attempts to make the damn trade, offering the kingdoms treasure for his wife, Smartass doesn't even give him the chance to speak. Poppy watches from the window of the room Smarty gave her as he basically tells Ben that he can take that treasure and shove it up where the sun doesn't shine. The deal is off- not because the princess is dead, but because he refuses give her back. Smartass says he's not giving up his most precious jewel for some overhyped bauble. Not realizing that Poppy heard every word, and is now wondering if he truly sees her that way.

(This is meant to be separate from the Baby Lottie timeline, btw. Lottie would be Smartass' greatest treasure if she was around ^^)

Poppy finally deciding to ask Greasy why. Why does he, a dragon, want her? A human? Why does he think she's worth this chase when she's so different from him in more ways than one? Not to mention the very distinct size difference between them. Why doesn't he see that this can not work between them?? She's thought about it, and she can't figure out how! No matter how curious she's gotten over the time they've known each other... And when Greasy says he can easily show her how he knows they can make this work, all Poppy can think about is why isn't she turning this down right away???

(... On the topic of Greasy pursuing Poppy and the last ask mentioning dragon heats; imagine that while Poppy is with them, her time of the month strikes. None of the other dragons probably know what's going on with her since they haven't learned about this painful part of humans... Except maybe Greasy, and he offers to help her through her pain. Ok bye-)

On a night that Poppy doesn't feel safe or ok on her own- whether it be because of the other dragons, she had a terrible nightmare, or she's thinking about things, she finds Wheezy still awake. He sees how tired, sad, and scared she looks and invites her to come over and sit beside him. What's the harm in it? She's not that bad of company, and he is the most calm of the dragons. One thing leads to another, she finds herself climbing into his open claws without caring about how gnarly they look, and Wheezy can't bring himself to put her down. And before either of them realize it, Poppy falls into a comfortable deep sleep in his palms. She knows that right here is truly the safest place she could be in this place.

I had to do it. I had to offer Dragon AU stuff for all the Poppy ships XD (except Grychoppy and Grinypop. Still gotta figure them out). I hope you enjoy reading these! ^^

Awwww, I love these! ^^

Imagine Poppy finding out what Shiny's dance is though!! Maybe one of the other dragons mentions it to her. How do you think Pops would react eh? 😏

But wait- what if Poppy only found out what the dance meant after Ben's knight came and took her back?? Like, Ben' talking shit about dragons being so 'primitive' or something over dinner, and mentions how they don't even communicate or anything- 'they dance at each other. freaky, huh?' (I dunno how Ben talks, I'm sorry!!) and Poppy's sitting there with her ears burning and her note twitching and a million thoughts racing through her mind. Shiny was- Shiny was- Shiny was- She cant even think the thoughts, just getting hotter and hotter like an overworked laptop. All she knows for sure is she has got to get out of here and get back to her.

Ahhhhh, that Psycho one!!! <3<3<3 That is just so cute. Its like that amazing yandere Psycho drabble you wrote but fluffyyy!! It makes me think of Poppy and Psycho having a quiet moment together after she notices the scale and her just quietly holding his huge dragon-face and going 'i appreciate this but please don't hurt yourself, I love you so much! ^^' and he's just staring at her and nodding

Eeee! Friends-With-Benefits/Dragon-Princess Greasypop!??? Omg omg I'm so into this idea. Imagine Dragon!Greasy getting even more protective of Princess!Poppy whenever she's on her period. Even if he's not particularly horny in that moment. He can smell her blood and his instincts kick in- he wraps around her and dozes- but he's completely alert; growling if anyone tries to come and take her away. Imagine Dragon!Greasy getting tied up during his heat becuse he is genuinly dangerous at this time (I mean he's bad enough when he's not aching to breed) and Princess!Poppy kneeling a safe distance from him (far enough that he cant reach her) and just soothing him with her words until he whines and whimpers. Imagine Greasy defending Princess!Poppy's modesty when she changes by acting as a shield but he figures 'eh, well since I've already touched her intimately its fine if Iiii watch her, si?'.

oh and one more thing- LET POPPY SLEEPING IN WHEEZY'S TALONS BE A REGULAR THING XD Its so soft and peaceful ^^ <3

Thank you so much for sending these in!!

[osakunt]

Hi!so i heard your request is open and may i request a hc where The haitanis(saperately)were in a arranged marriage and before meeting the bride they were like hating it and will make sure to run hell on their bride.BUTTT when they finally met they realise that its their crush who they are(madly)in love with.Make it Flufff

➟ ARRANGED MARRIAGE W/ HAITANIS [timeskip]

➟ Thank you for requesting, babes ! Pls enjoy <3

Ran

When he gets told that an arranged marriage is to happen. He was calm. But not calm enough

When asked to at least follow up and text the person he is to marry him, Ran automatically turns away acting like he didn’t hear shit.

The man cringed at the idea of even getting married with someone he didn’t know. So this is what he did

1. Made sure to text the person “just know I already dislike you”

2. Went out with random people and post on his social media because he knew you’d find out some way or another.

3. Trashed his place so the people who supervised him gave you a bad report about him. Sadly he got a little OCD and decided to clean up -

Plan A :backfired 🏃🏻‍♀️

Once it was time to finally meet each other, Ran thought it was a good idea to not get dressed formally. He wore a shirt that he specifically cut holes into and some shit colored pants and hair untamed.

“I hope (L/n) - san still goes along with this. They’ve been thinking of backing out. I understand that the peace between both gangs are on the line. And seeing how Ran has been acting, I doubt Bonten will even have a good clan to be their back bone when needed”

Hearing Kakucho talk to Kokonoi, Ran instantly stops and speed walks to the area the two were standing. “L/n ?? As in (L/n) (Y/n)… Kucho tell me it isn’t the the youngest of the (L/n) clan ….”

“It is….do you know them” Kakucho was lost as fuck but seeing the older man freak out he called in Rindou to help his brother out.

Once things were explained and cleared up, Kakucho sighs and sends the oldest Haitani to go fix up.

“Bet you were surprised it was me, Hmm ?” Ran sees your mouth moving but isn’t paying attention due to him taking in your appearance. The way you held yourself and greeted him even after the shit he had done to get you to rethink things.

“Y/n, I think this’ll work” Ran throws you a lazy smile. To think that he would throw a chance away with the person he was in the dumps for was completely stupid to him. Why would he want to throw away something that can bloom into something real. Something loving and something one and only.

“We can even get married now” he swings an arm around you, coming all up on you like Toji’s worm.

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RINDOU

Let’s say his family wanted his bum ass to get married already so his parents said ‘fuck it, let’s arrange a marriage for him’

“The hell makes you think I’m going to go through with this ?” He yells looking at his superiors not carrying if they were his parents “ You’re 23 going onto 24. It’s time” his mother mocks him leaving the room to deal with other things. She didn’t care if he was throwing a fit.

Rindou being more snarky than Ran, he goes around making comments on how he’s fucked this big number of women and for all he knows could have children.

This is false. Yea he’s had his little sexcapades but wraps his willy cause like…fuck them kids

Anywhore ~ he found a way to get in contact with you even if the rules said that you guys couldn’t talk just yet until a certain day.

“Listen. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. If you were the one to suggest this false of a fake- fuck you. HONESTLY FUCK. YOU. who the hell do you think you are getting my family to agree to this shit” he hangs up without letting you even talk and you’re just there like ‘oh so this is how he wanna be ? Bet say less’

Seeing that Rindou isn’t going to at least try to make a good out of it, you decide to speed the meeting closer. As much as you didn’t want this, you wanted to at least meet with the big mouth who talked down to you.

The days comes and there he is. The click clack of your heels is heard on the shiny floor. Starting from you legs and traveling up to meet your stoic gaze and raised eyebrow - Rindou’s eyes widen at who was in front of him.

“Just came to say that you’re free to go. I only ever accepted cause I heard good things from your parents and cause I actually kinda liked you. Oh well it is what it is” you step to turn around but Rindou gets up from his seat in the café

“…..don’t go….I mean not yet- fuck” he can’t believe the fuck up he is going through right now.

Pushing back his hair from his face, he offers you to sit and you comply with the most professionalism you could give. “In my defense I didn’t know it was you. I wouldn’t mind having you as my wife ,ya know. To be fair I actually tolerate you.”

“I’ll accept this marriage simply because it’s you” his words caught you off guard because this bitch just cussed your ass out ?! SIR WTF !!

When Rindou got home after convincing you to continue the arrangements - he strides into his parents home to give them a hug. “Why didn’t y’all tell me it was Y/n. I thank y’all for understanding my wants” he kisses his moms cheek and hugs his father like never before

“Should I send her an apology with roses, or something…??”

[m-jelly]

Hey Jelly, first of all I love you and I love your works! Really no enough amount of gratitude we can express how much we thank you for being so kind and awesome <3. Actually this is my first time requesting for something and I'm glad you're taking time to work all of the requests you got. If I can? May I request for a tortured Levi- again? I've knew you already had that fic/scenario here and it was very good but this is a different one. Levi's preganant wife was kidnapped by his enemies/rival mafia and held hostage to scare Levi as he was known as the most fearsome, dangerous, and strongest mafia leader. But instead of fighting with the other mafia group, Levi chose to surrender himself leading him to be tortured by his enemies. P.S: We all love the strung-up Levi you wrote; bare chested 😳. Please do choose for an ending you will like, I hope this is okay to ask! :))) <3333

Hello! Thank you for the request <3 You're too kind about me. I wish I could do more for people.

Once my wife is safe, I will burn you all.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: married life, mafia AU, pregnant reader, Levi gives himself up to save you, Levi adores you, Levi gets tortured, Levi breaks out and destroys so much, happy ending.

Concept: You've been kidnapped by a rival gang and you expect Levi to send in a massive team to get you, but instead he hands himself over because he doesn't want to put you and your six-month bump to be at risk. When he arrives, they torture him by tying him up, gagging him and beating him. As he hangs there Levi is waiting for his team to contact him that you are safe. Once he sees the signal, Levi breaks out of his restraints and burns the gang base down.

Levi placed an earpiece in his ear that he knew would be hidden. "You better give me the fucking signal."

Armin ran after Levi. "Sir, wouldn't it be better to just go in and take them down. You giving yourself up would just...well...we need you."

Levi turned to Armin. "That's my pregnant wife in there. If I go in like normal, then she or our baby could be at risk. I have to do it this way." He looked up. "Mikasa? Make sure you get my wife safely away."

Mikasa nodded. "I promise."

"Once she's safe, I want that signal." He clicked his neck. "Ready Mikasa?"

Mikasa nodded and walked with him inside the base. He put his hands up as guards pointed their guns at him. He put his hands up, then knelt and linked his fingers behind his head and felt Mikasa slip him something.

Levi looked up. "Tell Zeke I'm giving myself up if he hands my wife over. Mikasa here will be taking my wife away."

A guard nodded and ran into the back, he came back out with you kicking and shouting. "Stop fighting."

You screamed. "I fucking scoop out your eyes!"

Levi called your name. "Darling."

You gasped. "Levi! Pumpkin!"

He smiled a little. "You're so beautiful."

"I love you. You should have seen how these assholes treated me." You frowned. "Why are you kneeling outside our bedroom? What's going on?"

Mikasa held your arm. "We're leaving."

"We are?" You stumbled away. "Wait, why's Levi not joining us? Levi!? Levi! Levi, I swear to fuck if you give yourself up I am slapping you so hard when you get out!"

He looked back at you. "Sorry, my love, but it looks like you'll be slapping me."

Zeke walked out as you shouted threats and screamed as Mikasa carried you away. He looked down at Levi and smirked. "I never thought you'd give yourself up."

Levi glared at Zeke. "That's because you've never been in love before, in fact, you're not capable you heartless fuck!"

"Tie him up and break him."

They dragged Levi down the hall to a holding room. His wrists were tied up above his head and a gag was put in his mouth. He glared at the guard as his shirt was cut open and the knife sliced his skin a little. Levi didn't care what these people did to him because he could take it, he could take it all for you and his unborn baby.

Levi lifted his head as a torturer came in. He knew that this man was nothing compared to him and Hange. Levi barely flinched when he was electrocuted, it felt like nothing against his bare chest. He tilted his head and gave the torturer a look of feeling sorry for them.

The torturer started punching Levi in the gut over and over, but Levi knew that was the worst place to punch someone to give damage. This man needed to hit the neck, face or nuts, not the gut. He flinched a little when his back was smacked and whipped. It was impressive to Levi that they'd use such old ways, but it was nothing compared to what Levi did to people to make them talk.

The torturer stood in front of Levi and took him all in. Levi's feet were just about touching the floor. His shirt was off and his muscles were dripping with sweat and blood. Little burns and bruises were forming on his perfect skin.

The torturer growled. "I'll come back for you later! You can hang there and suffer."

Levi watched the man leave and relaxed a little. He sighed through his nose and clicked his neck. He kept thinking about you and how mad you were going to be when he got home. He smiled a little at how fiesty you were when he saw you. One of the reasons he fell in love with you was because you would stab someone if they pushed you too far. You were a wild thing and he fucking loved it.

"Levi sir?" He lifted his head at Mikasa's voice. "Your wife and baby are safe, we're moving in to get you."

Levi smiled, then grabbed the chains above his wrists. He lifted his body off the floor and put his legs up in the air making the muscles in his arms bulge. He wrapped his legs around the chains so he was upside down. He used what Mikasa gave him and picked the lock.

He flipped his body and landed on his feet. He yanked the gag out of his mouth and side. "Might get one of those for the bedroom." He clicked his neck and sighed. "Right, let's kill some fuckers."

He slid up to the door and knocked on it. As soon as the door opened and a guard walked in, he snapped the man's neck with such force his head was twisted. Levi was angry and it was showing.

He picked up a knife and gun from the guard. He was going to mainly use a knife to keep quiet. He put the gun in the band on his trousers and walked down the hall behind two guards. He grabbed one and ripped it into his throat with the knife spraying blood across the room and onto Levi's arm. As soon as Levi was noticed, he plunged his knife into the other's temple.

Levi looked at the mess and sneered at it. "Tch, disgusting."

He looked up to see a guard notice him and panic. Levi ran right for the armed guard causing more panic and confusion. He jumped into the air and slammed his legs against the guard sending them both to the floor. He stabbed the guard right through the eye and watched his eyeball pop and ooze.

Levi stood up and stole the keys. He went downstairs to the garage full of cars and weapons. He grabbed a fuel can and poured it everywhere. He grabbed a box of matches and struck it.

He looked up and smirked. "Fucking burn, you hairy piece of shit." He flicked it and watched the fire starting. He grabbed a set of keys and climbed onto a motorbike. He drove the bike to the door, opened and drove out to his group waiting. "The place is burning, so start your assault now. I have a pregnant angry wife to get home to."

He revved the engine and raced through the city back to you. He felt so excited to hold you in his arms again and shower you in his love. He pulled up at the base and ran inside. He went all the way up to the penthouse to see you sitting on the sofa waiting.

Levi threw his arms open and called your name. "Darling!"

You looked over at Levi. "Levi!?"

He walked closer. "I missed you."

You stormed over to him. "You made it!"

"Of course."

You slapped him hard across the face. "What the hell were you thinking!? You gave yourself up and you got hurt!" You growled. "You frustrated me so much! You could have used snipers to take the guards out. Now you come back to me bleeding and all hurt."

Levi smiled. "I fucking love you."

You smiled at him. "I love you too." You tangled your fingers in his hair and kissed him roughly. "I need to tend to you and make you better." You frowned at marks on the corners of his mouth. "Did you have a gag in your mouth?"

"Yeah. I was chained up with my arms above my head. I was thinking we try that in the bedroom."

You gasped with a sparkle in your eyes. "I get tied up, then we swap to you?"

He nodded. "I love that we flip control." He wrapped his arms around you and moaned deeply at you. "I can't wait to have you again."

You giggled. "I can't either."

[slutfor-fictionalmen]

Hi!!! I just saw your prompt and wanted to ask if you could do 97? I’m kinda new to your blog but I’m definitely gonna check it out!! Also love that title (chubby= beautiful) you got there!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

P.S. I don’t know if I’m sending this in the right ask so I apologize if it’s the wrong one.

They requested Bakugo and i know this is about 200 followers late but i hope you like it! Bakugo's father had a dad bod and i stand by that. Mitsuki is completely in love with her husband in this, fight me.

97. “my parents love you.”

Of course it's not the first time you've met his parents, nor will it be the last, but every time you meet with them you're always thrown off by the family dynamic.

"Shut up you old hag!"

"You ungrateful little leech! You shut your mouth before i slap it off of you!"

"Would you mind passing the peas?" A soft voice cuts in.

"Oh, yeah of course, you want the salt too?" You stare in awe the sight before you, Mitsuki and Katsuki fighting to the death while Masaru acts as if this is a average day. Bakugo's father looks over at you with a small smile, reassuring you again, that their actual fighting is a lot different their banter. He could tell by the horrified look on your face that that gave you no source of comfort.

"They're attracted to their opposites." The feisty pair shuts up, looking at the older man, ready to fight whatever comes out of his mouth next.

A laugh escapes your mouth, your lovers appearance visibly softens as he hears that. This doesn't escape his mothers notice though.

"Yes i seem to see that same pattern, maybe for a subconscious balance i'm guessing?"

"like Yin and Yang!" He chips in, the perfect pair fitting perfectly with the situation.

"Exactly!"

You laugh with Masaru causing the two blondes to stare in awe at you both. You were right though, your calm personalities pairing with pairing with the mother and son perfectly, almost as if you were two pairs made in heaven.

Only you both knew the love the blondes held, how they showed you their soft side and will fight to the death to protect the few people they show it to. You admired Katsuki's parents, how despite being polar opposites they fit so perfectly, how her hard met his soft. You aspired to be like that with Katsuki.

"Stop talking about us like we're not here you nerds, i can here all the shit you say." You reach over and take his hand in your chubby one, running your thumb over his own calloused fingers. He subconsciously brought your hand up to his lips, giving it a small kiss and squishing it.

His parents watch as he treats you softly, holding your hand and looking at you like you're the most beautiful thing in the whole world. Mitsuki cleared her throat, causing her son to drop your hand as she made a move to pick up your other hand. She held both your hands and gave you a wide smile. She's never seen her son this happy with anything.

"You're welcome here anytime, lovely Y/n."

You wrap up dinner soon after that, bidding Katsuki's parents farewell and leaving them with a small "thank you for having me over" gift. They gave you wide smiles and big hugs while telling Katsuki that if he hurts you they'll make his life a living hell.

Little did you know his mom knew of his plans for that night, giving him advice and an extra squeeze. She wishes her son goodluck and gives you a tight hug.

"She's the one, i know you know it too." "I don't plan on letting her go"

"i'd have to beat your puny ass if you ever do!"

You wave goodbye and hold katsuki's hand, swinging it as you look up at the stars.

"My Parents love you."

"I love them too! it was nice to see in what kind of house you were raised, they're so nice." You chuckle as you reflect on the night.

"I love you."

"I love you too, but you make it pretty obvious that you do so you don-"

Your voice got caught in your throat. 3 years of love. 3 years of finding your way as a couple. 3 years as "just friends" to 3 years of dating. 3 years to build up the nerve to do what he's wanted do do since he first met you.

You choked on a sob, backing up as the love of your life awaited on one knee, holding a ring with both your birthstones, centered with a diamond in the middle.

"I'm shit with words...... and feelings, and actions...... to be honest i have no idea why you fell for me. and i don't think i ever will. But i wanna spend my life looking for that reason, i want to spend my life with you. I love you Y/n, and i know i love our future together. You make me a better person, i want to wake up next to you and have kids with you, i want you! ah fuck i dont mean it like that- i mean i do- but-"

You laugh through your tears and nod, causing him to look up at you with a fond smile.

"i mean, Will you, the love of my life, the person whom i've loved since ive first met, Will you marry me?"

You wheeze, out a yes, causing him to laugh and stand up. You kiss him with snot on your face, ignoring his protests about you getting your nasty ass germs on his lips.

He places the ring on your finger, smiling while he does it. You mention his face while he laces his fingers with yours. He laughs and rests his forehead on yours.

"I'm just glad that the whole world knows how much i love my wife, and how much i'll always love her."

You were his now, and no matter what, you'll be the Yin to his Yang

IM SORRY ITS SO LATE/BAD I HOPE YOU LIKED THE FLUFF