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watched scavengers reign until my eyes began to burn holy smokes
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i cannot take this chat gap year already got removed from the roku channel and my pirating site is down and i’m losing all my timmy key content
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HELLLP. HELLLPPP. I LOST THE STAG LINK. F U VIMEO. HEELLLLPPP
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trick or treat (again)
a dastardly trick for YOU, HORNEBOY
AAAAAA AAAAA AAA HIS FUCKIN HEAD’S ON BACKWARDS AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
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i don’t know what booping truly does but you’re all getting one
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glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings
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some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable
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so glad tim key has never done a handheld, selfie-mode instagram live or recorded post. it’s all weird. all old men doing that look weird and strange.
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i’m sorry timblur i’ve fixated on a larger and more niche man. ginger lawyer from oklahoma.
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god i love a goatee. god i love gingers. god i love an accent. i love a lighthearted man. i love a big man. i love a man who bonds with other men. chris hammond i would saw off my own leg and spoon feed myself to you.
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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed
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whoa. wait. whoa. what. whoa.
Tim in Funny Woman S2 E1
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ALISTAIR go fetch the 40 shot pistol
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happy 48th birthday tim key! (02/09/76)
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