#<-the prev is rly funny

[meatmensch]

You win the misinterpreting me on prupose award <3 I hope you're happy so at least one of us can be

HI. THIS IS YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT HALLELUJAH BY LEONARD COHEN IS IN NO WAY A CHRISTMAS SONG, IN FACT IT'S VERY JEWISH. DON'T BUMP IT UNLESS YOU MEAN BUSINESS

[skitskatdacat63]

"Bring on The Dancing Horses"(x) - Echo and The Bunnymen × Ferrari Drivers

[volfoss]

also its very funny bc choosing a misdeeds mission will have mistos going up to you and being like 😒 do you REALLY wanna do this one. like the one im doing rn is about this sibling who was like hey. i dont want my sister to date. kill the guy shes dating. and mistos was like this is mushy relationship stuff and i dont wanna get involved :///// and when i get there, shalvas starts the battle with smth along the lines of i really dont want to do this but here we go. literally what is his deal

[if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs]

(@losergirlranboolive's tags)

Stimming isn't enough. I need to violently vibrate out of existence

[comrade-catgirl]

CLAUDIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aquato-family-circus]

prev post reminds me the complicated but rich relationship raz has with his dad is the thing that sold me on psychonauts in the first place so ive never rly got why ppl never give the benefit of the doubt to think his relationship with his mom could have the potential to be just as resonant. I'd argue it is already it just doesn't have the emotional resolution of a cool psychic boss fight.

and like i mean. i know why ppl dont like her. but consider: donatella is great. im a donatella defender. even her disappointed mom lines ppl get concerned abt are really funny actually. its just a italian mama fretting over her child who Ran Away 3 Days Ago. love her

[eraserheadadult]

ive been insane about the name thing for much longer than i realized. its not like my prev name made me dysphoric or anything i just kind of didnt like it anymore. i kept getting discouraged because changing my name is such a huge hassle + very embarrassing and the only negative consequence would be constant nagging dissatisfaction forever. so is it rly worth the trouble. not Necessary for my survival so like do i really deserve the obscene decadence of being called ted. anyway lesbians named bill should date me because it would be funny

[ratinthevoid]

root problem of the sugar addiction (according to the certain specialist)

"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating entirely you will die

[mekatrio]

ANYWAYS before i do um whats apparently the good end?? true end??? aka doors 5 -> 8 -> 6, this is what i think of every character..

1 -> FAWKINGGGG WEIRDO like seriously seriously ok first i thought maybe ace is a weirdo scientist who knows more than he lets on maybe hes an insider for zero or something but also like.. he has said some very weird stuff like during the search for ace hes like 'why wouldnt you think snake and clover are siblings? oh yeah bc they dont look alike' and also ohhhh my god i swear hes said something else that was rly weird but i cannot for the life of me recall what it was. but essentially the two weird things hes said gives off the air of like. a dude who knows jackshit abt the world.. like hes a test tube baby fresh out the tube or something idk. which again is even more weird considering how like... how to say.. like hes manipulated the events of the game a lot yknow like he was adamant in making sure that ppl dont suspect one another of being zero 🤨🤨🤨 and then he goes and drugs himself so we go in doors 3 7 or 8 without him, and if i go into door 1 he'll reveals that he knows junpei's trick w the paper and just then he went off somewhere with lotus leaving me to be SLAUGHTERED by clover like hes sooooo weird whats his deal. hes also really funny too HAH like an old man loser but srsly i dont completely trust him in the slightest i still think hes involved w snake's disappearances somehow mmhm

2 -> snake is cool as fuck like such a chill guy im sooo sad i can only do two rooms with him b4 he fawking disappears so i really am suspecting that he is inside of that coffin and ill get to do room 9 with him clover and seven pleaseee please please. other than that like I dont knowww i dont know why he disappeared.. his outfit is kinda similar to the man w the 0 bracelet so like Maybe that means something yknow i think it might mean something hmm both him and clover were previous subjects of the nonary game 9 years ago so maybe he knows his way around the ship and knows like secret passages or whatever? and also like... if he is in that coffin then whos the dead person in the shower room?? so mysteriously mysterious

3 -> funny as fuck guy who BETRAYED ME but really i wonder whats his deal huh. shockingly learned that he had a sister in the prev bad end and also hmmm its seems veryyy likely that he was another test subject too just like clover and snake. but yet they dont recognize one another as such which is ? alsooo just theorizing but i feel like him + clover + junpei + june are the same age and related to those missing children somehow and also i wonderrrrr if his sister is the girl who died hmmm? ive said multiple times like what if the one who died is akane's twin or something which yeah i think is still plausible but santa has had a few random instances of being pretty melancholic which makes me wonder if he was close to the girl who died or something yknow... also like what was that whole thing abt the black and white santa like seriously What was that it made me laugh but also ???? to me it feels like its continuing the theme of theseus' ship that has been recurring in this game 🤔

4 -> im still befhwefbjfe from the latest ending like myyyy goodness i was genuinely surprised by her tenacity to kill people cold bloodedly like goddamn. its not too surprising but its still??!? pretty surprising?!??! i still think shes a kind and cute girl but like yeah idk what else to say abt her umm i wonder if her and snake are actually siblings yknow... hmm......

5 -> THE PRESIDENT OF WEIRDO CENTRAL like seriously he might be the weirdest one of them all he reminds me of phoenix wright in the way that theyre both protagonists who i play as and yet i barely know a thing abt and i have a feeling that junpei knows more abt things that r going on than i as the player do.. cuz like firstly hes had all those rando joker moments and also hes kinda had like???? weirddd reactions to things?? like these

and not just that but also like jfc i barely know anything abt his past.. ive already said this but it bears repeating but srsly why did he grow apart from akane! they both like each other so... what happened!!! OH and also in room 8 him and lotus have a weird exchange where junpei is like 'What The Fuck Is A Wireless Display' and honestly idk whose the weird one in that situation like is it lotus for working w wireless displays or is it junpei for not knowing what that is. idk when this game was released and whether bluetooth was a thing yet. whatttt is with this dude

6 -> vice president of weirdo central... kinda not really. but yeah ive already commented on her a lot and i dont rly wanna repeat myself so to keep it brief maybe shes got a twin who died + shes probably one of the kids who got experimented one + her random fevers might be her remembering something the way seven remembered shit (or maybe shes like junpei and is also in whatever this time travel thing is??)

7 -> similarly to akane ive kinda already said everything i find weird abt this guy the main thing being that its kinda suspicious how the doors he leaves unlocked are the ones that lead a trail to a dead body w a bracelet like Hmmmmm okkk

8 -> these are getting shorter cuz im getting hungry LOL but shes also another person ive commented a lot on. i started off thinking she was a weirdo scientist involved w the nonary game and while i still think shes a scientist of some sort, the torture room revealed she didnt know abt the nonary game her children went thru which makes me change my mind. wait also omfg why the hell is there a torture room on this boat. i guess this is the gigantic (war ship) huh. ALSO who killed her in that ending huh! i feel like its ace tbh cuz the game said 'the person who would gain the most from getting lotus' bracelet killed her' and seeing ace has the lowest number while lotus has the highest like doesnt that make senseee. but yeah as of rn i think her outfit means she has some sort of connection to alice (maybe shes researching her?) and i still think shes a #LadyInSTEM

9 -> and whats this dudes deal huh..... he probably knows zero well in some way.. but other than that i dont know a thinggg. but also yknow considering that clover (and meee) think that snake is still alive somehow in spite of that exploded body, and that i think snake is the one banging on that coffin, this would then mean that body in the shower room is a "fake" somehow.. and wouldnt that mean that the body of the 9th man in the 5th room corridor also be a faked one somehow?? and maybe just maybe the 9th man is the one who killed us in some endings... maybe.. idk... itll be very junko enoshima if thats the case lol. but yeah i still have my thoughts on him.... HMMMM

[nomniki]

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[antagonisht]

prev rb.....i've loved that picture for so long lmao it's been my phone lockscreen for years. it's rly funny contrasted with my bg bc that, also for years, has been this fucking. amazing kangaroo diavolo my friend drew me. obsessed eternally.

[anantaru]

so BASED prev anon💥💥i rly like your alhaitham too because you actually write him how i envision haithie being in a relationship if that makes sense

aaaaaaa you guys stop i‘m blushing all over 🫣 i hate this man (i don‘t), istg he‘s so 👹👹 i would fight with him the entire time and he still has me weak on my knees 🫣🩷 also he‘s so funny without even realising nor trying 🤠🤠🤠🤠

[bwokeback]

2, 25, 41, 45, 47, 48, 54, 56, 60, 63, 69 teehee

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

— tdick, both holes lol, neck, and nips ofc

25. How often do you masturbate?

— usually at least once a day or every other day. since my top surgery tho i haven’t!! i’ll hopefully see my bf soon after i get back from my parents house so maybe i’ll just save myself for him until then hehe

41. Do you like your butt?

— i think it is flat but it is cute i won’t lie

45. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

— i personally don’t want any piercings (i love tats tho) but i’ve hooked up w someone w a tdick hood piercing and that was very hot so i would recommend lol

47. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

— i am admittedly very undisciplined so if i start i plan to finish LMAO. i’ll have to let my bf edge me bc that’s rly hot to me but i feel like i would be cranky… i will try not to be tho

48. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?

— um ive prob spent a good few hours on a weekend morning jerking off bc why not? idk for sure how long i’ve had sex the longest like consecutively? but maybe like an hour idk.. once i cum i’m typically satisfied for at least an hour but otherwise it just depends on my endurance/how long a partner wants to go.

54. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

— yes? i’ve messed around/mutually masturbated w my bf in the back row of a very close to empty movie theater so does that count? i love the idea of it tho if it’s like privately public like that haha

56. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?

— ig the prev answer would suffice for the first part. and for the second hmm i would have to say in one of the hidden parts of one of the libraries at my college. it was under my jacket dw

60. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

— i’ve had a threesome before w my ex and someone they trust and it was fun! funny story they knew each other longer than i had known my ex and they are now dating. it’s been almost a year since so now i can appreciate that it’s funny. i’d be up to a 3 or 4some but i’d have to rly know or be cool with everyone involved. and have everyone be tested too

63. What are your favorite positions?

— my face in some boypussy, his legs around my neck. that but him and i swapped. shit i rly need to see him again so i can uhh remember how to answer this. also anytime and any way he rides my strap 🥺🥺

69. What’s something you like about your body?

— i like my dick bc it is very cool and i grew it myself . i also like that my bf can get me to squirt which i cannot do by myself

[lautakwah]

omg jing yuan !! as soon as i met him i knew he was gonna be a fav of mine, and his deal with the finches just sold it. i really love his cn va. he was also really fun to play as for that little stint he was part of your party, i got the awakened dan heng card Right before that final battle which felt perfect and now they have this guy and im like i NEED him his mechanic lags my entire laptop. the xianzhou luofu has been very fun to get to know so far, i do love what dan heng/dan feng and jing yuan have going on, and i guess blade is part of that? i love edgy characters but ironically he's felt like the most boring of the cast so far... but that means i still have two of the quintet yet to meet i think! i cannot guess who theyd be right now. the timelines theyre working with are so funny to me like i guess dan hengs supposed to be 700 years old but also still a teenager? being eternally 17 sounds like some horrific curse. which im still not entirely sure of what he did but that seems undeserved. speaking of which reincarnating (?) and then ending up befriending someone who looks more than passingly like your old life's old friend (the trailblazer and jing yuan's visual similarities are a coincidence im sure but its funny to me) is such a neat concept i hope they touch on. + SEELE AND BRONYA!! they were an amazing part of that storyline i want them on my team so bad. I just got the missions to go back and see whats up with them so i'll have to check it out... when i first continued the story to get to the xianzhou seele was visiting and i thought the game would make her disappear after the warp but she was still there... i was like we've taken this kid 500 million light years away from her home planet we've committed a crime here. ANYWAY this is a mile long i hope u have a good weekend nd get rest o7

yeaaahhh jing yuan's va is so good!! i love playing on cn tbh the other dubs dont hit the same idk... i dont have him tho (f) and both times his banner was on i didnt have enough jade to pull for him 😭 first time bc i spent everything on seele, second time bc of sparkle KHFDKJGFDG literally my roster is almost all the girls (not you topaz. and silver wolf was bc i lost 50/50 💀) and barely any guys (i have dhil and luocha and dr ratio bc he was free... all the others i skipped and im gonna skip aventurine as well LOL) can u tell im a lesbian :'))

and i thought dan heng was like in his early 20s??? but none of it rly gets explained so KFDJKDG we do know viyadhara when they reincarnate become children again and then age up before they go through the whole egg-reincarnating thing again. but like in his prev life he was several decades old and looked the same anyway, yet blade/yingxing at the time was like. an old man (the only "mortal" among them 😭). and then baiheng and jingliu were around the same age as jing yuan? wait actually jingliu is older since she's his master but yeah. it IS interesting to see how their dynamic has shifted tho but you'll see (if you havent gotten to that part yet in any case, i think if you finished the tingyun/emanator of destruction part you should've already known abt most of this due to companion quests!)

also YEAH KDFJHKJFDGD it's so funny that characters from different planets can visit the astral express even when they're not on/near their home planet like oh... i guess we kinda abducted you, lol. although, hey, look at it like this: you can show them entire fields of grass or something which they don't have on their home world...! (and obvi you can just take them back to their home world in a snap 😌)

also my weekend was great!! went to a film festival and talked to friends and had a good time overall fdkjghfkjdg idk if i already said this but saw zhu yilong on screen twice (!!) and also met the director of the movie he was in it was super fun <3 def needed that lol

[weirdwriter69]

prev anon here– yeah, i think that it's rly difficult to find a happy medium when it comes to standards because u don't want to constantly put ur partner on a pedestal, but u def wanna make sure ur not mistreated either.

as for what u said abt dating sims influencing the way we see ourselves, it rly can be soo harmful sometimes. i remember playing mystic messenger back in the day and the cg photos of the love interests with u (the mc) all portray u as this skinny pale girl with long hair. i think stuff like that can rly influence young ppl's worth because then u think "oh, this kind of person can only love me if i fit x bill" u know?

anyways, i'm glad lots of dating sims r being inclusive when it comes to pronouns these days. the arcana was the first one i'd ever played that did that!

I agree with your thoughts on the CGs about Mystic Messenger. That's why I loved how The Arcana's CGs had the love interest facing the screen and interacting with the viewer rather than a sit-in character. Ikemen Vampire falls in with the same problems as Mystic Messenger, but I at least appreciated that MM covered MC's eyes and most of her face so you could imagine that. I do feel the pressure from a lot of dating sims like Mystic Messenger, Ikemen Vampire, Code: Realize, and Piofiore: Fated Memories (Nintendo/Switch) to fit a certain set of characteristics. MM doesn't have this problem as much, but the others in the list tend to have a rather passive MC who doesn't stand up for herself a lot. I do not like the message that teaches people espeically minors. It is okay to be shy, but you shouldn't let people walk all over you or just follow blindly what others tell you just because you think they are hot. I do appreicate the rise of inclusive dating sims like The Arcana and Our Life: Beginnings and Always (Steam/PC); however, a lot of dating sims (espeically those from outside of the US) are not like that. Most dating sims are targeting cis women in their 20's to 30's. They sometimes just design them to be hot and play out a fantasy like My Bulter (cheap game on the Switch). My favorite dating sim that challenges the idea of dating your love interest is Bustafellows because it highlights how your love interest isn't perfect and still has flaws. (Piofore does touch on this, but that is a whole can of worms.) I also loved that about The Arcana as well. I really loved how their flaws weren't played off as a fetish or haha funny quirky. (One of the problems I have with Isaac's, Jean's, and Dazai's in Ikemen Vampire.) Oh boy, this reminded me of my thoughts on mental illness in dating sims and a bunch more of topics. Thank you so much, Anon, for your reply and this wonderful discussion!

[dear-space-cadet]

I love fanling…

fanling I’m ngl I thought you were like 19 and you’re here to tell me you’re doing SURGERY

fanling wishes fanling can talk more abt this, but fanling would actually get killed,,, i can tell u that my age is older than that number but not by much.. but that's a good guestimate!!!!