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apologies to Claire Higsby nation for not fluffing her hair sufficiently in my last drawings. listening and learning this valentines day
#my art#claire higsby#slarpg#mea culpa mea culpa#we'll just say that last round of drawings was claire two weeks from her last wash day#lovecore claire with fully refreshed hair#<---barsss
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lars mikkelsen’s presence as thrawn is crazy…when he got really close to sabine and said “you have gambled the fate of your galaxy on that belief”
#BARSSS#I’m not crazy about the plot in general here but I NEVER DOUBTED LARS#ahsoka spoilers#thrawn
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your theme is so cute and yummy sometimes i just look at it in awe 😔✊
omg stop before i give you a big big ol’ smooch 😓🫶
THIS THEME GOING ON STRONG FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW!!!
sometimes i worry that it feels like it’s outdated bc of that ngl 💀 it’s retro! we can say that 🧎♀️
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JE ME LES SERS MOI-MÊME, AVEC ASSEZ DE VERVE, // MAIS JE NE PERMETS PAS QU'UN AUTRE ME LES SERVE !!! 🗣🔊📢📣🔥🔥
#BARSSS 💯💥❤️🔥#who up tirading their nez#this monologue will always be iconic sorry not sorry <3#the conclusion is also fun ofc#but I had to limit myself to just the score of insults bc otherwise it would've gotten unreadably fuzzily long lol#Cyrano de Bergerac#meme#ceci je l'ai fait#tirade du nez#theatre#plays#quotations#iconic
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⠀⠀𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗣𝘛𝘝₁₉₉₉ ) :⠀ CHRIST, LOOK WHO'S WANDERED IN ! thank you for applying wispy. catherine zeta jones, havana rose liu and tom sturridge as the fbi captain, sawayama associate and moreno godfather is all yours. you have twenty four hours to send in an account and read over the checklist. get ready, new york is one hell of a city . . .
* \̲\̲ catherine zeta - jones, cis woman + she/her. ] ⠀★ , no way, haven’t you ever heard of jacqueline diana lovegrove? perhaps you know them best as agent medusa. spotted under new york's city lights, i’ve heard they’re a fbi captain that’s protected by the fbi, spilled blood for loyalty is thicker than water. the rumour goes that the fifty - four year old is known to be fractious and obdurate, yet decisive and mercurial. it’s wrath that’s their biggest vice, but hey, what do i fuckin’ know? their favourite song on the job is i put a spell on you by annie lennox and are never seen without a slick sheen of revlon rum raisin ; cheap + easy, stashed in the pocket of every blazer she's ever deigned to own, hard to believe in superstition in such a godless city. ask the right people and they’ll tell you that they remind them of: divinity, achieved with black coffee + crossword done in exquisite fountain pen ( like the answers were always yours, preternatural knowledge like birthright that you wear, favoured fineries always draped around slender shoulders ) ; woman / weapon / find the trigger on both, love it, cherish it, fear it: you have always been like this, god built on hair - pin latch. sounds of sleek stilettos on linoleum floors, expensive perfume + gas station gum rolled between pearled canines, the kind that glint in the light before they find softest part of your maw - bard himself said it, hell has no fury like a woman scorned ... so whatever you do, and may vengeance have mercy on you, do not fuck with them. ⸻ claire, twenty4, she/they, aest.
* \̲\̲ havana rose liu, demi woman + she/they. ] ⠀★ , no way, haven’t you ever heard of lily dawn seoh? perhaps you know them best as honey. spotted under new york's city lights, i’ve heard they’re a bottle girl + dancer at blue moon that’s protected by the sawayamas, spilled blood for loyalty is thicker than water. the rumour goes that the twenty - seven year old is known to be embittered and spiritless, yet shrewd and aureate. it’s pride that’s their biggest vice, but hey, what do i fuckin’ know? their favourite song on the job is gibson girl by ethel cain and are never seen without a rose - gold crucifix, unintentionally catching dimmed spotlight, hard to believe in superstition in such a godless city. ask the right people and they’ll tell you that they remind them of: sofia coppola's approximation of girlhood: frothed taffeta, strewn messily over an armchair that already groans with the weight of garments just like it / ashtray overfloweth next to unmade bed, saccharine gourmands too - sweet on wrinkled polyester. ( + when ethel cain sang, let him make a woman out of me ... oh, little prophetess, couldn't have imagined this ! the grief, tar - like, swallowing you whole / parting gifts are so much grander than the ones you ever received when you needed them most, isn't that the way ? ) vodka cranberry, pink + sour - sweet, + golden curls that tangle in straps / sweetheart, you can give it up now - they all know the ebullient laughter is false, veneered, prettiest little lie ( amongst so many others ). so whatever you do, and may vengeance have mercy on you, do not fuck with them. ⸻ claire, twenty4, she/they, aest.
* \̲\̲ tom sturridge, cis man + he/him. ] ⠀★ , no way, haven’t you ever heard of valentino gabriele moreno? perhaps you know them best as hamlet's sparrow. spotted under new york's city lights, i’ve heard they’re a godfather that’s protected by the morenos, spilled blood for loyalty is thicker than water. the rumour goes that the thirty - eight year old is known to be iniquitous and splenetic, yet jocose and ribald. it’s lust that’s their biggest vice, but hey, what do i fuckin’ know? their �� favourite song on the job is sympathy for the devil by the rolling stones and are never seen without designer sunglasses, propped atop jet - black mess that curls in city's humid heat, hard to believe in superstition in such a godless city. ask the right people and they’ll tell you that they remind them of: a tempest made manifest, first rumblings of devastating storm that builds across the sea: lightning always strikes, baby. ( sanguine, stained crimson, droplets on sleeves / what's life without a little risk, high fashion without a little blood ? better someone else's than your own, sunday service nosebleed stinging a little too fiercely these days. ) pledge allegiance, violence, over family bible + cross your heart, swear in your father's tongue, that nobody on gods' earth will live to fuck with your family. ( oh, sweetheart ... heavy is the head that wears the crown, especially when it's destined to snap your neck in two. ) tradition, always: lunches after church, no fuckin' weapons in the kitchen lest nonna find out, kiss your knuckles before you leave prettiest indigo in your wake so whatever you do, and may vengeance have mercy on you, do not fuck with them. ⸻ claire, twenty4, she/they, aest.
#crime rp#literate rp#new rp#semi appless rp#john wick rp#city rp#action rp#oc rp#original rp#accepted.#WHEN I TELL U IM RATTLING THE BARSSS
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LISTEN TO GODS MENUUUUU
I luv that song i like the dude with the deep voice who says he’s cooking like a 5 star michelin
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tour | chris sturniolo
description: y/n has been friends with the triplets since she could remember, and after being in almost every video they have ever posted shes been invited to go on tour with them.
fluff
"n/n, you ready?" chris yells to me from another room. "yeah" i respond walking out into the main room. while laura and nick talk i pull out my phone opening tiktok.
i pick a song and start recording while chris runs over to jump in. when the tiktok ends, i pick up my phone to watch the video and caption it "tour ready" and post it to my main tiktok.
"love your hoodie" matt compliments after stealing my phone and taking selfies with it. "thanks" i say with a confused smile as we both know chris gave it to me.
"and were off" nick says helping to pack stuff into the back of the tour bus.
after we all settle in and are on the road to our first show matt decides to go live. he sits down next to me as he talks to the many fans while im on my phone. soon enough chris comes around sitting next to me with his arms folding over me and matt which gets me to engage in the live stream. as soon as i do, the comments flourish with questions of why im on tour with them as i am not a "sturniolo triplet" matt starts to adress the comments when chris looks at me and i interupt matt.
"its nothing really deep um," i pause "they invited me cus i didnt want to be home alone for that long and we kind of go everywhere together" i state more as a question "but um yeah, i also didnt wanna be away from them for that long so" i say lightly.
"yeah uh, we knew that you guys would be asking but its nothing deep or anything shes just are bestfriend and we wouldn’t want to do this wihtout her" chris pleads for me as i smile and nod my head, he looks at me and gives me a side hug. matt says his goodbyes and ends the live on a good note saying how excited and scared he is to meet so many people.
after the live ends we head to sound check and when that was soon over the triplets started meeting fans. i stood close by taking pictures with a few fans mostly watching the boys interact. im so proud of them, they’ve come so far. i am in awe.
one of the last fans for now comes over and says hi to me and takes a picture and we then head over backstage to get ready for Q & A's. i am so lucky to be able to be apart of the q & a portion, laura insisted.
the fans ask so many fun questions and i really enjoyed answering them.
"this question says 'whos your favorite fan friend-ship out of all of you'" nick reads. "honestly i- ive gotta say the fan favorite 'chrisy/n" nick answers smiling at us as the crowd screams, matt agrees and the fans go even crazier, chris and i laugh. "honestly who dosent love them" nick interupts over the fans. the crowd screams even louder if that was even possible, going crazy.
once the fans calms down i answer with shortness of breath from laughing "honestly mattchris" i say and the crowd yells again and me raising both ny hands up scooting back.
"matty/n" chris says with a dumb smile on his face and the crowd screams louder.
once the q & a's were over we got ready for the show and matt pulls out the camera to record "how we feelin?" he asks "so fucking hyped i answerd "ayyee" chris says running over to me wrapping his arm around my shoulder. "fit check" matt says to me .
"umm, these aree like cargo-y pants from- i dont know where, air force ones" i give a look that says 'obvi' and this hoodie that chris gave me"
"barsss" matt says high fiving me" we say bye as the performance starts.
music starts playing loudly and the crowd screams. as soon as we enter the crowd goes even wilder. chris’ arm around my shoulder as mines around his and nicks and we start vibing and sining along. chris and i get close to the crowd picking up a recording phone, singing to it and posing.
after many vibes and video recording, singing, and bereals, the shows over and we meet more fans.
finally, after all the fans have been met, we head back to the tour bus and pack up as it rains. chris and i's hoods are up as we pack stuff in the trunk and fans record.
we enter the bus and i hug everyone telling them that that was amazing and how proud i am of them. soon after, we go through a drive thru as i scroll on my phone on the couch. i laugh as i scroll past so many fan edits of chris and i, showing him the funny ones.
“theres seariusly so many it’s like insane.” i say to the recording camera nick is holding.
“n/n, chris have you seen all these edits?” matt says laughing knowing we definitely have. I hit him playfully rolling my eyes and then lay my head on chris’ lap as he scroll through tiktok and nick stops the camera.
#sturniolotriplets#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo fluff#Chris sturniolo imagine#sturniolo#the sturniolo triplets
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🔥BOUGHT A TRANSGENDER MAN TWO PINTS🔥
WAKE UP SUNDAY
WIFE JUST PUNCHED ME
SAID SHE'S HUNGRY
GOTTA GO 🔥COOK🔥
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DATMOUSE YOU WILL ALSO NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LIKE AN HOUR AGO……
*daps you up through cage bars* /sill
DAPS YOU UP THEOIGH THE BARSSS ITS OK ILL EAT THE BARS OF THE CAGE
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WHY ARE NONE OF MY TEXTS SENDING I HAVE FULL BARSSS 😡😡😡
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If Mission US was Hamilton:
Nat: How does a b@$+@&d, orphan, son of a wh0re, and a colonist dropped in the middle of a spot were resistance, key to avoiding the- restin' , all started by Great Britian?
nat dropping barsss get lin manuel miranda to add him to the musical
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Hate when people are like "This character is saying BARSSS" and it's just calling someone a slut or a bastard. Like I'm asleep. Please, that's so boring.
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Gorgeous mf he pisses me off so bad
BARSSS!!!
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Aldilà di tutte le discussioni sulla validità e sul senso degli sconti che il MIUR elargisce come una mancetta per il personale della scuola italiana, vorrei dire al Ministro Valditara che io quelle "agevolazioni" le avrei chiamate così, "agevolazioni economiche", e non benefits, con quella fastidiosa "-s" plurale inglese che va evitata per gli anglicismi e per tutti gli altri forestierismi che, una volta integrati nella lingua italiana, sono trattati come invariabili.
Altrimenti dovremo dire che i teacherssss italiani vorrebbero dei benefitsss anche nei barsss, per bere dei ginsss tonicsss e mangiare snackssss, e poi andare a vedere filmssss scontati, e fare sportsss in palestre con altri benefitsssss tra topmodelssss sculettanti e gigolossss muscolosi come veri machossss.”
La questione continua sul mio blog di periferia.
#mim#ministero dell'istruzione e del merito#merito#valditara#giuseppe valditara#benefit#benefits#plurali#anglismi#idiomatica#forestierismi#parole straniere
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I blaze it in the northern sky until I'm on a soulside journey
BARSSS KEEP IT COMING ANON
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Tell hyuck I'm gonna *starts beat boxing*
Kisses both of you
omg quan spitting barsss 🔥🔥🔥
kisses you too between your beatboxing—call that bluetooth spit kissing
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