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mahgck · 4 months ago

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you have to outlive donald trump

#you have to get ur own cat #you have to see one piece end #you have to laugh with your friends #you have to buy a stand mixer #you have to watch the sonic movie #you have to watch dunmeshi s2 #etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!

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koobiie · 3 months ago

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i feel strongly about this

#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr #but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings #im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions #text #1k #2k #uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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bitchfitch · 4 months ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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pipebombgf · 4 months ago

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gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

#the bill is already 100 dollars more than the estimate they gave me #and i still havent gotten the anesthesia bill yet #and im pretty damn sure its because no one providing the estimate knew id be getting billed per nut

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humming-fly · 1 month ago

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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao #not the most social of butterflies this group #sth #rouge the bat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #e123 omega #team dark #comic #my art #doodles #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf #anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design

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mysillycomics · 1 month ago

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#comic #hatsune miku #miku #fortnite #hatsune miku fortnite #i used to play a lot of fortnite and then one day i stopped #idk if even she can get me to play again tbh i just do not care anymore #im in my big fromsoft phase anyway. i drew this while watching my partner play sekiro #and we play elden ring with a co op mod #its fun. play video games with your loved ones

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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knightofleo · 8 months ago

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#he can't keep getting away with this #amaury guichon #you won't believe where this one goes

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mochasucculent · 3 months ago

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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

#jayvik #arcane #viktor #jayce talis #suggestive #bluesky enjoyed this one way more than i thought so i figured id toss it here too #ive gotten such sweet nice comments on my last triptych drawings #fellow jayviks you are so niceys #stop enabling me!!!! ill want to draw more!!!!#i STILL cant get jayce's face right. i feel like flynn rider #i hate hate hate drawing anything inorganic especially in perspective #if i have to draw a straight line or an ellipse its game over #so it truly speaks to my love for The Character that ive willingly drawn viktor's brace several times lol

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captainjonnitkessler · 7 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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bonesandthebees · 11 months ago

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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gwydionae · 4 months ago

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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

#sesame street #count von count #the count #sesame street count #halloween #cosplay #puppets #puppetry #this was actually his second costume attempt #his first didn't work out so he had to rush to get this one done #turned out so good!!#made a sesame street sign for their lawn too

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unsung-idiot · 6 months ago

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