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What's the Moira/kiriko dynamic in ur mind? I've never really considered them as a couple before
Kiriko is the inexperienced young adult still discovering herself and Moira is the much more experienced, accomplished woman who knows exactly who she is. I think Kiriko would be a bit ignorant regarding exactly who Moira O'deorain is, and just sees this very confidant older woman and is a bit idealistic and what exactly this relationship would be (she's thinking like, this is an older lesbian who can tote me around and spoil me sort of thing. A typical experienced older lesbian teaching an inexperienced younger lesbian dynamic.) I definitely see Kiriko being into older, kind of meaner, women.
Also, I always kind of saw Kiriko as a more rebellious kid. I could totally see her dating Moira because that's exactly the kind of person she shouldnt be dating, yknow? I can see such a funny scene, where she takes Moira to her apartment, but her mom is there (not expecting Kiriko to bring home company) and Kiriko scrambling to come up with a reason why she's brought such an older woman to her apartment. Not like it should be any of your business mom! But she doesn't see the big picture, that Moira isn't just some serpent tongued, wise and handsome woman. She works for talon, she experiments on humans, she can and has done genuine harm.
I also think Kiriko is way too confident, and is definitely the one to initiate anything, asking Moira out, wanting to take her on a date. This is unusual for Moira, who is typically the one to start anything (She often fills the stereotypical 'man' role in relationships, taking women out on dates, paying, driving them around, being the more dominant, that sort of thing.) I think the only reason Moira even agrees to a date is because she wants to humor the idea of not having to lead for once. Kiriko is very different than the women Moira usually dates. Moira is used to michelin star dinners and formal events. I have this funny scenario in my head where Kiriko asks her out, not realizing she would need transportation to take Moira somewhere, and Moira having to ride on the back of Kiriko's motorcycle (side note; I like to think Kiriko has a motorcycle) and Kiriko takes her to some hole in the wall dinky walk up she likes to go to. Some place with greasy food and bench seating. Not exactly Moira's scene, but she finds it endearing, I think.
Thing is, Kiriko is expecting a real relationship out of this, and Moira? Well, like previously stated, she's humoring it. I think, like with Cassidy, they have these funny little bonding moments, where Moira talks a little more genuinely, softly, maybe even opens up a little bit. I'm workshopping a little comic with them together, so I wont go into too much detail about what exactly I think they bond over. It makes Kiriko feel a little special, like, wow, im getting the mysterious one to open up, I must be different! But really, it's just Moira being confusing. She can go from being nice to callous very, very quickly. When Moira is done playing dress up and grows tired of humoring relationships, she's quick to end them, and not nicely. Probably ends it when Kiriko makes the mistake of alluding to the fact that she wants more, and Moira probably, genuinely, laughs at her. Theyre relationship does not last very long and it does not end well, like most of Moira's relationships.
#me: i dont really have any ships for overwatch *proceeds to write 4 paragraphs about moira/kiriko*#<- this guy is delusional#QNA
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i miss her like a mf...🚬
#dw guys she's going to be happy and alive in atn (delusional)#painting practice from some time ago. been busy w exams#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt fanart#digital art#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#illustration#tlt spoilers#kiriona gaia#nona the ninth#ntn spoilers
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The aftermath of SOTM secret ending,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#arnold fnaf#fnaf mimic#the mimic#m2 fnaf#david murray#secret of the mimic#sotm#Arnold is so funny to me#cause like truly he’s JUST SOME guy#who learns the secrets and tragedy of the Murray family#and in the secret ending what can the dude even do after#he’s faced with a robot kid.. one he knows the full lore of#you’d think he’d just adopt them and go home#can’t just leave M2 home alone and can’t handle em over to Fazbear#I wanna believe delusionally that he’d take M2 to watch after himself#the actual good ending to SOTM
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[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!
#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#HI THIS TOOK TOO LONG KJASDKLAJWKJAWEAWHAH#i tried to go for this very specific pop graphic style and disintegrated in the process#also the composition took three tries#very logicial thing to do 2 days before a midterm ik#HSJKDAEPFELELP HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT :D#i love the bamboys winners pov. bamboys i believe you in you together you are stronger <- incredibly delusional#listen it would be *REALLY* FUNNY#such a great team tho fr WOOOOOOO
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Honestly a bit disappointed with the new episode, so recovering with single, stepped up Dad of the year: Mark Grayson my love. Why they denied me the beauty of throwing a child at this guilt magnet will forever elude me </3
#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#oliver grayson#mark grayson fanart#mark grayson#fanart#procreate art#invincible#invincible fanart#digital art#no tag ramblings for you because I’m still pissed about the new episode#Gonna be delusional instead and pretend he is guys! Like he totally raised Oliver guys ! Drop out king!#He romanticizes stories about Omni-man and that’s why Oliver is like that !#artists on tumblr#digital artist#Never see a character that should be a young father so badly before I’m foaming at the mouth#It would just make sense#Why Debbie gotta deal with that ? Make it mark’s problem onggggggggg#Oliver with his tail will just grab mark and not let go btw
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Reblog if she is completely innocent and it’s probably all Avatar Wan’s fault of something
#<3#avatar the last airbender#avatar korra#legend of korra#korra#korrasami#lok korra#Korra did nothing wrong#avatar#the legend of korra#avatar wan#avatar yangchen#avatar aang#avatar kyoshi#yangchen novels#Kyoshi novels#wlw#wlw post#guys do you think she would want me???#(delusional)
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Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind
#GUYS ITS OKAY HE’S WITH HIS COW FRIENDS HE’S FINE#I present this after the abomination we all witnessed from ch. 118#sigh yeah I know the chapter released literally a whole ass month ago but I’ve been too busy with school to draw anything#take this as a manifestation for his return in the next ch#Seriously though I’m like 80% sure Kenji and the others are coming back asagiri can’t do this to us#idk maybe I’m being delusional#tbh I’m probably gonna disappear for a bit until my end of year exams are done so if anyone notices me on tumblr please yell at me to study#pls pls pls#btw I was watching moo deng live cams while drawing this she’s such an icon#bsd#bsd art#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd kenji#kenji miyazawa#kenji bsd#bsd wan#cows#cow art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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#ada speaks#WHATEVER.#DONT PMO. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PUT ON DRESSES RIGHT.#dressing up as emts can be camp. they can be doing drag if youre delusional enough about it#unironically though this gives me Vibes like why that word choice for Both of them and why emts#why are they. setting out to Become the pinnacle of masculinity#idk. idk.#sunny 17#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#macdennis
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throws a brick at u
#My delusional fear is someone will recognize my username and go oh my god its that guy who was so bad at the game.#forsaken#forsaken roblox#uhhh#007n7 forsaken#shedletsky forsaken#dusekkar forsaken#builderman forsaken#coolkidd forsaken#myart
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seungcheol!!!!!!!!!!! domestic fluff!!!! whimpering!!!!!!!! nipple play!!!!!!!! (both ways 😏😏😏😏) soft dom!!!!!
(the met gala pics have me 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🤖🤖🤖🤖👽👽👽👽👽👽)
YESSS !!! i was literally waiting to write this bc im a very proud yet closetted soft dom/slightly whiny!cheol. also holy shit scoups met gala was craaaazzzy i was creamin my pants (/jk!!)
wc: 1.1K + change warnings: whimpering, nipple play, cum play (just a little bit at the end), blow job (technically 2 but whatever), consent!! (bc asking to take someone shirt off and suck their nipples is HOT not gross or weird!!), domestic fluff that turns very quickly in smut..., PWP, whining, lowkey subby cheol but issok he gets his dominance back at the end...
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It starts lazy.
Rain taps on the windows, low thunder humming in the background. Seungcheol's arms are wrapped around your waist as you both lie tangled on the couch, a blanket pooling over bare legs. The drama playing on the TV is long forgotten—replaced by the way his fingers slowly trace under your shirt, warm and wandering.
“You’re always so soft in the mornings,” you murmur, brushing your nose against his. He just hums, lips brushing your cheek, then your jaw, then lower—
“You smell like my body wash,” he says, almost dazed, almost reverent, nuzzling into your collarbone like he needs to inhale you to stay grounded. “My pretty baby, just mine.”
His fingers slide up, tugging your shirt higher. “Can I?” he breathes against your skin, waiting for your nod before his mouth finds one nipple, tongue slow and wet, lips dragging gently. His hand palms the other, thumb rubbing in teasing circles, making you squirm under the blanket.
“Cheol—” You gasp, arching into him, and he whines softly in return, like your sounds undo him more than anything.
“You make the cutest sounds,” he whispers, mouth still latched, voice warm and thick with love. “Let me take care of you, sweetheart…”
And when you roll him onto his back and return the favor—mouth on his chest, tongue flicking and sucking at the sensitive spot you know makes him whimper—he actually shivers.
He grips the blanket tighter, biting his lip as a blush spreads down his chest. “Y-you’re not playing fair,” he stutters, moaning softly when you suck just a little harder.
“Neither are you,” you grin against his skin. “You started this, Seungcheol.”
He laughs breathlessly, eyes glazed over, adoring and needy. “Then finish it, baby,” he whispers. “Wanna be good for you. Wanna be yours.”
You giggle as he sits up against the headboard, cheeks flushed and eyes drooping as he watches you get up, slowly reaching for something on the night stand. When you turn back, hair against your shoulders, Seungcheol's thighs are parted, shirt riding up to his ribs, hair mussed from where your fingers tugged through it earlier. He looks at you like he’s already ruined—his lips parted, chest rising fast, and a shaky hand gripping the sheets.
“You’re so fucking pretty like this,” you murmur, smiling and crawling between his legs, palms sliding along his thighs. you grin when you feel goosebumps rise against your fingertips. “All flushed for me.”
He bites his lip, eyes fluttering. “Baby… you don’t have to—”
“But I want to,” you cut him off gently, lips ghosting over the soft skin of his lower belly. “Wanna make you feel good.”
He whimpers—actually whimpers—when you mouth over the waistband of his briefs, teasing just enough to drive him crazy. When you finally free him, hard and leaking against his stomach, he moans your name like a prayer.
“Please…” he breathes, hips twitching up instinctively. “You’re gonna kill me.”
You wrap one hand around the base of him, slow and careful, and lower your mouth to the tip—tongue flicking gently over the slit, tasting the precum beading there. Seungcheol lets out the softest moan, one hand flying to your hair, not pushing—never—just grounding himself.
“F-fuck, baby, j's like that… you’re so good to me…”
You take him in deeper, inch by inch, keeping your eyes on him the whole time. His head tips back, a pretty flush blooming down his neck, his free hand grabbing the sheets again like he might fall apart.
When you hum around him—slow vibrations, tongue dragging up the underside—he lets out a full-body shudder and moans, loud. His hips jerk and he immediately pulls at your hair with a broken, “Sorry—fuck, sorry—feels too good…”
His head tips back again and a dull thud rings out in the background as the headboard hits his head. You feel his fingers curl around your hair, strong hands now almost -- almost -- guiding you. You know he can't help it. When you feel his hips jerk again, followed by a loud moan and a string of "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuck," you hum around his cock, taking in a long breath through your nose before you let your jaw loose and push yourself down all the way. All the way until your nose meets the tense and taut skin of his lower stomach and until your boyfriend's hand suddenly pressed down, legs tensing, hips rocking until the mushroomy tip of his cock hits, hits, hits, hits the back of your throat until you feel tears in your eyes and youre gagging around the width of his length.
“Hng - you’re perfect,” he rasps, voice wrecked. “My good girl… taking me so well. So warm—fuck—I’m already so close…”
When Seungcheol's hand slowly loosens you press your tongue flat and bob your head gently, the obscene sounds of your mouth and his breathy moans filling the room. And when he finally spills into your mouth, gasping your name like it’s the only word he knows, his thighs trembling around you. Hot cum shoots into your mouth and your ears are blessed with Cheol's loud moans and whines and whimpers and gasps of breath. Under your wandering hands -- up his stomach, tweaking his pink nipples, fondling his heavy balls, tongue underrent on the red tip of his cock, Seungcheol gasps in short quick breaths, body writhing as he shakes and trembles, at a loss for words, cock jumping in your hands, tip pulsing in your mouth as you suck and suck and--
"Fu-fuck-- holy -- you tryin' - shit - milk me dry -- fuck -- or somethin'?" Seungcheol voice is so broken it makes your heart race in pride.
You don’t stop, just hum, until his hand cups your cheek, tender and shaking, body curling forward, hips jerking up, other hand threaded into your hair as he pushes you down.
"Fuck!"
And then when his balmy tip hits the back of your throat again, theres a thick spurt of saltiness on your tongue, followed by a sob torn from Seungcheol's mouth.
You grin around his cock, slowly pulling off his softening and pulsating length with a small pop! cum from the first blowjob now a creamy ring around Cheol's cock and the second round safe and warm on your tongue.
You stick your tongue out, white cum dripping from the corner of your mouth, Seungcheol staring at you with dazed and glazed eyes, red cheeks like you just hung the moon. You slowly swallow, sitting against his hips, cum still against the corner of your mouth, the rest gone (and you 100% stick your tongue out again for him to see).
Seungcheol groans, hands going to knead your hips, thumb gently wiping away his cum from the corner of your mouth, licking it clean.
"You minx," he laughes breathily. “C’mere,” he whispers once he catches his breath, tugging you up with that needy look in his eyes. “Wanna kiss you. Wanna feel you now. Let me love you properly.”
#seungcheol#seungcheol smut#seungcheol x reader#seungcheol fluff#choi seungcheol#svt scoups#seventeen#seventeen fic#seventeen smut#seventeen fluff#scoups#scoups smut#gia's short fics!!#GUYS WHY DID CHEOLS MET GALA LOOK HAVE ME FLOORED LIKE HELLOW WHAT#like MEOW daddy *drooling face*#i love him so much i wish my future husband has arms like his and a chest(heart) as big as his <3#gia's delusional answers!!
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if manjiro sano ever saw his wife in a sundress, he’d drop to his knees and worship her right then and there—not that he didn’t do that every day already.
when you stepped out of the bathroom in a cute little sundress that hugged your figure just right, you couldn’t resist giving your husband a playful twirl, the skirt swirling around you perfectly. you’d tied your hair with a bow to complete the look, and manjiro just stood there, staring, his jaw slack and drool threatening to escape the corner of his mouth.
you turned back around with a smile, but it quickly morphed into a puzzled expression. “manjiro? honey, you’re drooling.”
“huh?” he blinked, not even bothering to wipe the drool away. “you’re not wearing that out of the house without me.” he closed the distance between you, slipping his hands around your waist.
you chuckled, grabbing a nearby towel to dab the drool from his chin. “what are you talking about, baby?”
“you’re just too…” manjiro trailed off, his eyes locked on the stunning woman in his arms. “too...?”
you tilted your head with an amused smile, watching as he looked at you like a dog with its ears perked up and tail wagging in anticipation.
“perfect,” he finally finished, a grin spreading across his face. your blond husband then pulled you close and dipped you unexpectedly.
“oh!” you squealed, quickly wrapping your arms around his neck for stability.
he chuckled before leaning in to kiss you, his lips tasting of your strawberry chapstick as his tongue playfully sought entrance. you gave it without hesitation, and the two of you made out for a few sweet minutes until the need for air forced you to pull away, breathless and slightly flushed.
“what was that for?” you asked, your voice tinged with a soft blush.
manjiro smiled down at you. “will you marry me again?”
you rolled your eyes, playfully exasperated. “'jiro, i’ve remarried you twice already. we can’t keep doing this.”
“yes, we can. we have the money. or better yet, let’s just skip to the honeymoon part, yeah?”
“'jiro!” you scolded, laughing.
#mikey#manjiro sano#tokyo revengers fluff#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers mikey#manjiro sano fluff#mikey x reader#manjiro sano x reader#fluff#anime#sano mikey manjiro#he's so cute i cant#i want him#please#just gimme him#i NEED HIM#i need him so bad#im delusional#love you guys
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THIS MEL AND THIS VIKTOR. OKAY??? don’t question me just LOOK.
#guys they’re basically MATCHING *delusional*#goldenherald#melvik#only melvik#mel medarda#viktor arcane#arcane artbook#concept art#arcane season 2#arcane
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is possessed by an evil spirit for a moment and i can only think abt brother's best friend soap (heavily inspired by @ceilidho's ask here)
Idk man something about soap having always been a little bit weird with u. he's been friends with ur brother for years, back to when you were teenagers. He's only a year older but you felt the gulf of that gap, exaggerated when he shot up, puberty like a tool he used just to tower over u and make u uncomfortable
Growing up with him as a perpetual shadow, always a little bit too close, always a little bit too intense. Your parents shrug it off when u complain about it, telling u that he just likes u and u could be nicer to him about it, poor guy. Ur brother calls u stuck up when u snub soap, hissing at u to stop embarrassing him when ur rude when johnny tries to give u his seat on the couch where they're playing on their console
only you know that he's only offering u a seat so that he can press in close, a hulking mass in the corner of your eye as hot breath hits the side of ur face while he tries to look down ur shirt. constantly trying to dodge his grabby hands that grip ur exposed thighs or smooth over ur hips - pupils blown out when his hands swallow up the expanse of your skin
u snap at one point and tell him that he disgusts u, that ur not into him at all. he goes red in the face, growling that you've been leading him on, that ur playing games with his head (he is assuming u wearing a blue bra after he yanked ur turtleneck up was to match his eyes, even tho he shouldn't have seen it in the first place)
u end up with ur panties around ur knees as he forces u to stroke his cock, panting into ur throat as u 'make apologies' to him. he forgives u btw, he knows that u have to act this way, that ur brother would kill him if he knew. makes it seem like ur partners in crime, in this together even with his hand manacled around ur wrist to stroke him off
it gets worse after he enlists, and u don't see him for weeks or months. he gets pent up, barely putting a show on for everyone before he's dragging u off slick mouth on urs until there's spittle dribbling down ur chin, whining for u to please let him see his pretty girl (he's talking abt ur pussy), already 2 knuckles deep so ur wondering why he's even asking in the first place
and now he's a hero to everyone else. stuck in the bind of him being the in-love teenager to the kind-hearted man that is risking his life for everyone, do you have to be so cruel to him?
u wonder why, face pressed into the pillows of ur childhood bedroom as he hikes ur ass into the air to rut into u hard and fast
u do what u always do, hissing and spitting at him until he finally gets his way and ur back bows as he barely pauses through ur orgasm as he chases his own. he knows that u have to put the show on, lovey, but he's waiting in the backwing for u. partners in crime right?
#johnny mactavish#johnny mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish#cod#cod x reader#nic talks#i'll probably write a full length fic for this#obsessed with the idea of soap audibly telling reader how they're on the same playing field and then in the same breath#looming over her and making sure she is aware that he is Bigger and Older. also he says this out loud#he's so delusional *kicks my feet*#anyway end of the fic would be johnny comes back after being shot in the head and then reader is#stuck in a THIRD bind where she can't be mean to the guy who literally almost died#never mind that he's worse now and pants down the back of her neck wherever she goes#tells her that she's the only thing that makes him feel whole anymore.#this is prefaced with him asking to piss in her mouth. 😑 horrible man *twirls hair*#anyway many ideas for this concept. brain full of worms#johnny soap mactavish x reader
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Was dissecting the SOTM trailer and apparently your monty is a mm member comic is now canon




ANOTHER WIN FOR MONTY ENJOYERS!!!
(Original comic)
#ask reply#YOU GUYS DONT understand how hyped I got seeing that gator#I knew Monty would have just a bit more lore#cause he’s literally a swamp animal has been shown to be friendly with Mr hippo#and tge mm members being shown as in the swamp too#it much of been they were all early concepts#that faz ent use now as backup characters#I wanna say too that this SOTM Monty#he’ll probably have a small side story in notes or something#over how he was considered to be Freddy’s partner#but they instead went with springbonnie#so it can set up Bonnie and Monty’s beef LMAO#that might be delusional take but I’d be so here for it#haters for life Monty and Bonnie art 🩵#I feel so smart my brain is huge one win for me#I doubt Monty will be mega important but will be an interesting side thing#I’ll take my crumbs#idk if it’s canon just yet but him being shown is enough for me lmao close enough !!#we take those!!
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some fem jegulus art ive been collecting over time + special cherry regulus for @messymoony
#mar do you u know she is always on mind i want her so bad its not even funny im downright delusional#srry guys im shamelessly putting them in the butch lesbian with the pretty doll girlfriend stereotype#regulus black#james potter#regulus black fanart#jegulus#james potter fanart#jegulus fanart#marauders fanart#marauders#my art#fem jegulus
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"Flowey is not a good life coach" Chapter 2, p6/10
Original fanfic on AO3
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#FINAGLC comic#papyrus#papyrus undertale#flowey undertale#flowey the flower#papyrus fanart#flowey fanart#undertale#undertale au#undertale fanart#undertale comic#papyrus undertale fanart#FINALLY#IM FREEEEEEEEEEE#im I getting better at draweing backgrounds or im i delusional#i have no idea honestly but atleast they were fun to draw#hope you guys enjoyed these pages as much as i liked drawing them
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