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Made a few more 100% factual fact sheets to occupy myself while waiting for Worlds (past outdated offerings vol. I and vol. II)
#skatetheonion#adam siao him fa#<- stop hitting yourself#matteo rizzo#<- srsly though bring back derniere danse#roman sadovsky#<- can't spell 'sadovsky' without 'sad'#ilia malinin#<- alternate motto: “i haven't decided what to name this yet”
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Encountered some very silly soldiers the other day
#tf2#medic tf2#soldier tf2#scribbling#silly as in why would you think my über will keep you alive while you're on 20 hp and about to launch yourself into a crowd of enemies#it's not a real über i use the quickfix and you have too much faith in me AKSHDKDJDKDJDK#lettuce be clear i love soldier and soldiermedic but soldiers are frustrating sometimes AKSNSLJSKSNKSNS#ALSO THEY DON'T STAND STILL TO BE HIT WITH THE CROSSBOW. STOP WIGGLING I WANT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE#soldiermedic#fruit scones
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No what do you mean there's a movie that uses 90s television nostalgia as a metaphor for gender dysphoria/social ostracism 🥲 🙃
#i can’t even process i saw the tv glow#it hit me very deeply#but i haven’t seen any x-files fans talking about it#there is SO much to relate to even if you aren't trans#actually it is a little reminiscent of ‘sunshine days’#easily the best episode of s9#i saw the tv glow#the x-files#90s nostalgia#90s tv#all about 90s nostalgia as an escape into yourself#stop it stop it i cant take it
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hear me out:
boothill would be to the stellaron hunters what argenti is to the astral express crew (aka "weird honorary member that shows up every so often to help them fight a thing/complete a mission before fucking off into space again")
#DO YOU SEE IT#the stellaron hunters were fucking up an ipc thing only to find boothill already there#they figured out eachother weren't enemies. shrugged. went back to fucking shit up#and now boothill sometimes comes by to help if he's in the same corner of the universe#silver wolf hacks his arm and does the 'stop hitting yourself' bit#firefly and boothill mech talks...#and argenti is also the weird but beloved honorary express member#as is boothill weird honorary stellaron hunter member#two strange guys who show up to help. say weird stuff. then fuck back off into space#boothill#hsr boothill#boothill hsr#argenti#hsr argenti#argenti hsr#stellaron hunters#the stellaron hunters#astral express#astral express crew#astral express family#honkai star rail argenti#honkai star rail boothill#honkai star rail#hsr
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i’m spiralling
#they’re actually so dumb when you think about it#here��s me writing them all reflective and emotional and in canon it’s like STOP HITTING YOURSELF!#frogs spin-off when#nurseydex
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hello fellow shades. hades 2 nation. free icarus reminder for the night: not only did he burn, he drowned after. maybe it's just my experience with dying via drowning¹ but i think we should play in that particular space more.
melis not the sun, and she's never going to be. she's not the moon beat for beat either. shes the beautiful distorted reflection of the moon on churning powerful waves, shifting, a bright spot in an almost perfect void. and when you fall (and you will fall) its going to hurt, that impact, the water filling your lungs, the weightlessness disorienting, but you look for it, that reflection, that fixed point...
cough. anyway, how we feelin' tonight. we good?
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#icarus#waxwitch#¹clearly that death didn't stick. word to the wise: respect the ocean or she'll Make You#anyway im normal. so normal. dont look at my drafts. im the most normal person that's ever lived actually#the problem of course with the moon is that she's harder to see. she's so dim in comparison but you look anyway#brightness doesnt make one less beautiful. and the moon reflected in the waves that she herself tugs on. her influence her pull-#its about swallowing btw. to be so full of it that the sensation burns. to burn inside and out. to be entirely overwhelmed.#its about being unable to stop yourself from breathing it in. if you care. that painful gasp when you hit the water full force#if you hit water hard enough itll feel like concrete. do you ever wonder if the water hurt more than the wax#the wax left its mark sure. twisted and burned. scars left upon flesh#but do you remember how to breathe after the airs been ripped out from the fall and replaced with choking saltwater#the merciless glittering sea. salty. the sound of it once a comfort now lost to you as you flail in it#normal normal normal normal normal-
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I love her so much 😂
#the most dysfunctional found family#elendira's the “stop hitting yourself” sibling#everyone HATES legato if only they all banded together#it would make this arc shorter 😂#zazie's just watching like “these people are so fucked up thank god I'm sensible”#trigun bookclub#trigunbookclub#my post#elendira makes “all my homies hate legato shirts”#I'm now imagining the gung hos around the water cooler just shit talking legato#they have a teams chat that excludes him#he doesn't get invited to the annual barbeque
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my beloved evevr evr evr EVER
#knuckles series#sth#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#knuckles show#absolutely wild they used the Stop hitting yourself joke in this series skiebdnsjsb
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he gained nose privileges
#sombody stop him.....#he's too powerful now#silly billy#fnf#fnf yourself#hit single real#fan art#doodle#suke's art
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Damian, still fresh to the family, but actually starting to warm up to the idea of them actually being his family, looks up online 'how to be a good little brother.'
He finds all sorts of things like, "using cuteness to get what you want from your elder siblings" (lame, no way that works) "fake extra tears when they punch you so your parents buy you icecream and whatever else you want" (why on EARTH would he want anyone think he could be so weak?) etc, but he also sees stuff about Pranks, sibling fights (in the sense of "you know they're real siblings because they'll throw hands one minute, then 5 minutes later be laughing watching tv together like nothing happened"), and concepts like Sibling Code (like, absolute secrecy between siblings toward their parents, threatening potential heartbreakers, etc).
Cue him pulling pranks, like leaving lego everywhere and waiting for his shoeless family to step on them, hiding things that the others need (like, right now), sneaking things into the batcave that shouldn't be in the batcave, throwing himself at his siblings to brawl without any reason and then promptly stopping also with no reason (and wondering why they won't spend time with him to bond afterward), planning out how to threaten a literal magic space princess (Kori, who would probably find it very cute if he actually made it that far), hiding Literally Very Important information about his siblings from Bruce and Alfred because he's not a snitch, and he is a great little brother. (he's going to get an A in Little Brother which is something totally normal to want and achieve)
He eventually gets BIG scolded for his constant misbehaviour, though. Bruce and Dick are asking why he's going off the rails so much when he doesn't even seem particularly angry anymore - in fact, sometimes he even seems fairly content! Is there an issue they're unaware of? Something he's not expressing to the family? They're not mad if there's a problem, they just want to help!
So, of course, he then has to embarrassingly explain that he was just following little brother protocol, according to.. the internet. He gets bullied about it for weeks by his elders (to different degrees), since the internet is not going to help anyone be a better sibling, but they also each try to explain (in their own ways) (their own waynes) why he was so, so very wrong about the way he approached being a good sibling, so he can hopefully improve at it (and stop terrorising the household).
(I saw a meme post about Damian putting legos all over the floor + hiding Tim's shoes to harm him and it made me think of the concept)
(Also once he learns that acting extra cute really can get him what he wants, he tries to use it now and then to his advantage, but is hilariously bad at doing it, since he doesn't really have a grasp on what makes a younger sibling cute (which is.... literally just existing,, according to me, a middle child). Lucky for him the others eat up every attempt because it's so obvious what he's doing that it becomes cute to them, so he doesn't need to get real practice with it until he tries to use it on a non-bat who laughs at him for far too long about it and thusly brews fire in him to go back to the pranks he tried at the start of the little brother training montage and show them real sibling pain for making a fool of him.)
#me on this account: 'batfam time' me on the art account : 'batfam time'#you can say what you want about me but you CANNOT say I'm neurotypical#the strength it took to type neurotypical on my keyboard.... you have no idea.... for someone who literally had to attend touch type class.#I cannote type#I'd like to think Jason and Cass would hit him with the 'a good little brother would go get me a soda right now' concepts to#assert the older sibling dominance that CAUSES the sibling fights (it works)#Duke Steph and Dick are just like 'when you are just yourself that's when you're being a good little brother' and Tim#is like (throwing up noises) about it#Tim is the guy that secretly wishes he was the family baby but sadly he is not and so he's gotta act that way to hide it (poorly)#he is baby to me though sorry baby#barbara sends him memes about sibling life to prove that since he can relate to them he in fact HAS been a good little brother all along#or at least a fairly normal one#batman#batfam#damian wayne#sorry for this everyone I can't stop thinking about these bats#I wrote this in a haze forgive grammar spelling thinking everything just god please forgive me let me go I hate hyperfixating#I'm sure this concept already exists btw but I'm not sorry for also thinking about it I am simply high fiving the other believers
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took myself on a little shopping trip yesterday in the city where i used to study in hopes of lifting my spirits but by the end of the day i felt so disheartened. wandering the same streets 10 years later and not much has changed. i’m still the same lonely unlovable girl.
#i just wanted to have a good time and not rot in bed for once on my work free weekend but of course my brain can’t let that happen#it was such a lovely day actually the weather was sunny and windy it wasn’t too hot or cold ideal weather to stroll through the city#i had delicious food and found some comfortable clothes but at the end of the day i just felt so empty and worn out#seeing all these couples and friend groups and families and i’m still all by myself after so many years#tbh i’m even lonelier now than i was 10 years ago back then i at least had a few friends#idk what i’m doing with my life tbh.. i just want to be happy but even when i take myself on a cute little date i end up feeling miserable#bc it just hits me how truly lonely i am#i fear i’m incapable of forming any genuine relationships anymore bc i had so many bad experiences that i just stopped trying to connect..#with anyone.. even though i crave community friendship companionship and love i completely shut myself off from the world#i’m not even sure what i’m trying to say with all this.. i wish i knew how to be a person in this world#i wish i could be happy#tbh ever since i got back from my italy vacation i’ve been feeling depressed bc life could be so beautiful if i didn’t have to sacrifice..#almost all of my time for work#the post vacation depression is too real…#realizing you can only spend a very limited time traveling and enjoying yourself bc you have to work most of the time just to afford living#let me stop.. i keep rambling and my thoughts are falling like a waterfall#idk what’s wrong with me… i should have breakfast and put my phone away#sorry to anyone who actually reads all this word vomit#☁️
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someone had the nerve to dm me the following on twitter when i started sharing news about gaza: "stick to art this makes me uncomfortable".
as it should. it's a genocide. it is far more important to spread awareness of what's happening in palestine than to be mindful of your feelings and "stick to art". i refuse to turn a blind eye to the massacre and do nothing because god forbid the news of it ruin someone's day. you and i are incredibly lucky to be in this position. these people are going through hell every single day. this is the least i can do to help. ( actually here's a list of actions you the reader can take. mostly for people in the US, includes a list of protests around the world )
don't come crying to me about how i participate in this, fuck off and block me. maybe do some self-reflection while you're at it.
#as for real burnout that israel hopes to happen to activists: remember to take breaks but do not stop talking about what's happening#avoid useless doomscrolling but keep yourself updated with actual news.#because if the burnout hits many and the talks die so does the pressure on politicians and the flow of worldwide information#and do not lose hope
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So apparently, the Georgia trial is currently set for this October because one of the defendants requested a speedy trial. What are the chances the trial actually happens and Trump is convicted?
You see, the really funny thing about this is that Fani Willis originally proposed a trial date of March 2024, which would be between Trump's J6 trial (January) and his Mar-a-Lago case (May, assuming we can't get Judge Cannon out of there). Then one of the co-defendants filed a demand for a speedy trial because he thought it would throw her off balance, not give her enough time to respond, prove she wasn't really ready to go to trial, etc....
So Fani Willis and Co. immediately, like IMMEDIATELY fired back like "okay, how does October sound? BY THE WAY, THAT IS THIS OCTOBER, AS IN 2 MONTHS FROM NOW, NOT NEXT YEAR. AND WE ARE FINE WITH TRYING ALL 19 OF YOU FELONS, INCLUDING TRUMP, AT THAT TIME."
(The judge also apparently agreed and was like "sure, this dude can have a November trial if he wants." Currently as yet, that doesn't apply to the other 18 defendants, but this is going to cue a flurry of panicked filings to get their cases considered separately and also ups the odds that one of these obviously totally trustworthy and not at all self interested people will turn on the rest of them and cut a deal. To which I say, HAHAAHHA, EAT EACH OTHER ALIVE, FUCKERS.)
#anonymous#ask#politics for ts#the giant orange monster#fani willis didn't come to play y'all#she is holding up their own hand like 'stop hitting yourself'#and yet they keep running into it#thoughts and prayers get well soon etc
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Any time I post content relating to baby Knives and his corruption, there's inevitably people who make a comment about how the difference between Vash and Knives is that Knives didn't get a moment with Rem like Vash did, but Knives didn't need one. He knew she loved them already. That's why he never lashed out at her.
Knives is open and honest with Rem until the end. He doesn't pretend like he isn't hurt. When she addresses how he's "forcing [himself] to carry it all alone" he's completely honest with her:
Rem: Are… you… trying to bear this all by yourself? Tesla's story must have been a shock to you. I'm sorry, but I just feel like… you're forcing yourself to carry this alone, shutting everything away inside. Knives: Yeah. I am. It was a shock. It really was, but… we have to go on. That's what you said, right? There's so much we have to do… to make sure it never happens again.
While he doesn't straight up just say "hey I'm going to kill all humans", he is otherwise open with her that he's decided to carry the weight of protecting them from humans. Maybe if Rem was better equipped to handle a traumatized child, she would have been able to better address Knives' trauma, but the issue was never her or her love.
You can see it in the way he still cries and finds comfort in her embrace, and thanks her, and the montage of them living happily together. Knives never withdrew from Rem like Vash initially did. He was purely afraid of other humans and what they might do to his family, Rem included. All of his hate for her came after the Fall.
#selfpost#trigun#trigun maximum#millions knives#trimax: knives#rem saverem#trimax: rem#another entry in my series of hitting everyone in the head with my “knives loved rem stick”#do not let yourself be vashpilled#rem was an incredibly flawed person and i'm not sure there was ever anything she could have done to stop the fall. even if she'd known.#it was a complex issue and she was just one person desperate to absolve herself of guilt through motherhood#and to find purpose in serving others#you know now that i'm here in the tags typing this out knives did exactly the same thing as rem did didn't he?#she told them a story about running away from earth as a way of solving her problems and he tried to run away from humans#much to think about
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Summary:
When the world was broken, failing, rotting, Loop saw what was happening to Stardust and jumped in front of his party. Once all their Wish's energy was spent, two Siffrins remained, but Loop can't help but feel like they shouldn't be here. They can't help but feel like they should have disappeared, died. They can't help but lash out, hating how the other Siffrin got his perfect ending all the while still hoping, pleading, wishing that they can share this ending with them.
Another fic that was supposed to be a oneshot :')
... read the tags.
Also you can probably tell by the summary but this fic contains Act 5 and Act 6 (+2 Hats) spoilers.
#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#rip to part of the first draft of chapter 1#where isa pulled loop and sif apart saying “hey stop hitting yourself”#also i had to delete part of chapter 2 and im rewriting that now X/#contradicted something i said in the first chapter#completely forgetting that thats what i wrote#my memory's as bad as siffrin's sometimes is2g
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every new day i understand why people take up smoking
#im growing into the old boomer annoyed by everything by the second#watch out society : this is what happens to the quiet kids who never learned to stand up for themselves#— the joker . idk lmfao#it is funny how if you grow up always stamping down your personality to let people trample over you#how if you make yourself as unseen as possible as to disturb anyone#*not disturb#you eventually do hit the point where even your anxiety can’t stop you from saying fuck it to everything#jay rants
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