#<- dankovsky's mom

[meirimerens]

so i finally watched the grace relocation quest (the one where she ends up living with peter) and its so silly. those two are crazy in their own way. peterstakh adopting grace vs burakhovsky adopting mishka and spichka. they are meeting for a parents club and argue about how to raise their kids correctly

the Peter Becomes Dad quest is so fucking funny to me. what do you MEAN you put the daughter of alcoholics who likely suffers from some kind of FASD from it and is likely predisposed to addiction with the town's notorious alcoholic!!!! but i do think her and peter make a betiful family... i've spoken about it on here already i think rubin Struggles with being a father figure because 1) orphan behavior 2) he spent the past few years of his life fighting for recognition in the eyes of someone he saw as a father [and who saw him as a foster son from P1 canon] so he's quite uncomfortable being Grace's Dad because he has no good association with fatherhood... so for now he is Grace's Dad's Boyfriend. and they all fuck with it 👍 they're comfortable with it

i know grace is SPOILED in the peterstakh e grace household. both peter and rubin come from Not Only Child households [peter. literally has his twin & rubin has artemy to fight against As The Other Son] so they spoil her. she's like their little princess. i think they both begin to spend a lot of time and energy caring for her bc it helps them keep their minds off The Darkness (and peter keep his hands off the booze). they all kinda. imprint on each other like baby birds.

it's a bit different in the burakhovsky e spichka e mishka household because even if the kids are as independent as Grace / Raised Themselves, they do really like their freedoms still... Murky is still spoiled & cared for more than Sticky because she's younger + needs more support while sticky does whatever the fuck he does but i think this family unit doesn't have the. Fusionality of whatever the fuck peter and grace have even if they love each other very very much... of course they do.

(still holding your leg so you don't try to escape)

peter's mom adores grace btw. everyone goes to her for a holiday & she has been sent a letter that one of her sons has a kid now and she's like. Oh My Fucking God. she fully expects like. a baby. an infant. like one of her sons had one like participated in the making of one. like how babies are made. so she kept some baby clothes for her son's child but instead she meets 15yo Grace. & since andrey would rather khs than have to care for a child that did not already raised themself + peter is like. not making any it's a bit complicated now with the. boyfriend. the baby clothes are useless...... so Grace adopts a bunny & the baby clothes go on it. you know what i mean?

dankovsky's mom adores her grandkids. she does. she always wanted grandkids & when her son came out as Not Doable Sorry she was like "but you can still adopt... right? 🥺 you'll adopt..." so when he comes home with his man and 2 kids gotten for free in the boyfriend package she is so happy. she adores murky because with her dark hair and thick brows she looks just like dankovsky and mom's like omg... it's like she's really your own 👀 and he has to be like YEAH BUT SHE'S NOT. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY HAND IN THE MAKING OF HER. etc... mama dankovskaya wants to take her granddaughter in her arms soooo much but murky doesn't like being touched by strangers too much so dankovsky has to like. brief his mom on how to interact with his autistic daughter. beautiful family.

that was long. sorry. many thoughts.

[kath-trashh]

that one quote about the left and right hand

[hayheadd]

UPDATED clangen pathologic warrior cats... directed at no one in particular. made in dollmaker called clangen catmaker

Anna, Aspity and Var

Grief, Rubin and Lara

Eva, Yulia and Maria

Aglaya, Block and Simon

Murky, Sticky and Taya

Georgiy, Victor and SImon

Grace (with dirty paws), Khan and Notkin

Saburov, Saburova, Oyun

Andrey and Peter Stamatin

Capella, Vlad jr and Big Vlad are in the first one I'm only allowed 30 images.... anyway.... as a fun little bonus

Medicine cats

Snakeheart (Daniil Dankovsky)

Small tortoiseshell tom with white paws, a red spot on his chest and amber eyes

Bullheart (Artemy Burakh)

Massive fuzzy golden tabby tom with blue eyes 

Ratheart / Miracleheart (Clara)

Lanky dilute calico thing with bright yellow eyes

Miracleheart is the name she chose for herself, but everyone calls her Ratheart to mock her instead 

Termiteclan

Stickpaw (Sticky)

Lanky golden tom with green eyes

Murkkit (Murky)

Small lykoi she-cat with blue eyes

Knotpaw (Notkin)

Gray tom with brown spots on his nose and ears, a dog collar around his neck and yellow eyes (Resembles Jester)

Soul-and-a-halves are basically the cat distribution system. They find humans for themselves 

Sparkpaw (sight) (Capella)

Tall ginger she-cat with blue sparkly eyes

Her mom Daystar (Viktoria Olgimskaya)

Elegant long-furred white she-cat with sparkly yellow eyes

Gracepaw (Grace)

Long-furred white she-cat with tired blue eyes and stuff stuck in her fur

Antkit (Taya Tycheek)

Brown and dark ginger tortoiseshell she-cat with bright yellow eyes

Dogpaw (Khan Kain)

Round small dark gray tabby tom with bright blue eyes

Spireclan

Whispersong (Eva Yan)

Elegant round light yellow she-cat with blue eyes 

Newteye (Peter Stamatin)

Cream tom with green eyes 

Newtclaw (Andrey Stamatin)

Cream tom with green eyes 

Scarletsight (Maria Kaina)

Blueish black she-cat with amber eyes 

Her mom Nightstar (Nina Kaina)

Elegant tall long-furred black she-cat with amber eyes

Highstep / Smallspider (Vlad Jr)

Tall dusty gray tom with yellow eyes

Shadowflower (Victor Kain)

Round gray tabby tom with blue eyes

Mistchaser (Georgiy Kain)

Old long-furred silver tom with yellow eyes

Humbleclan

Rockfang (Stakh Rubin) (Rubyfang)

Parcially bald black tom-cat with yellow eyes and fur on his chest, paws and tail 

Riverpebble (Lara Ravel) (Gravelpebble)

Long-furred dark gray with black spots, a fuzzy tail and blue eyes

Sleektalon (Bad Grief) (Owl/Filin)

Small ginger tabby tom with green eyes

Robinsong (Anna Angel)

Dark ginger she-cat with yellow eyes 

Molesight (Katerina Saburova)

Dusty silver and black she-cat spots with bluish gray eyes

Dustwatcher (Alexander Saburov)

Light brownish-gray tom with greenish gray eyes 

Applebird (Yulia Lyuricheva)

Tall golden tabby she-cat with green eyes

Bullface (Foreman Oyun)

Massive brown tabby tom who wears a bull skull and has light blue eyes

Wormleg (Aspity)

Lanky dark brown thing with gray eyes

Other

Thornlily (Aglaya Lilich)

Tall blue she-cat with light green eyes

Ashenstep (Alexander Block)

Dark ginger tom with bright blue eyes and gray paws

Crookedcrouch (Var)

Dark brown crooked tom with one yellow eye and one blind blue eye with a scar over it

Willowblossom (Willow Mellow)

Dark brown she-cat with green eyes

Willowdancer (Nara)

Tall dark blue she-cat with purple eyes

Bigbull (Big Vlad) (I KNOW it's a dumb name but what else is there for Big Vlad.)

Fat ass ginger cat with blue eyes 

Mudheart (Isidor Burakh)

Light brown tom with blue eyes

Skystar/Skychaser (Simon Kain)

Old long-furred white tom with blue eyes

The theatre??? I don't know the??? Silentden the??? Whisperden?

Foulplay (Mark Immortell)

Gray spotted tom with green and blue eyes

Ratcather (RATCATCHER)

Black and white (mostly black) she-cat with blue eyes

Birdfaces (Executors)

Face covered with a raven skull, cloak made of red feathers, flowers and leaves with raven bones sticking out. Usually shown sitting down in the performances, so only the front paws are barely visible beneath the cloak

and Silentfaces (Tragedians)

I don't know where they got the masks

Fellow traveller

Dark brown tom with green eyes

Crimsondove (Aysa Klyonina)

Dark ginger she-cat with a big nose and amber eyes

Viperpool (Farkhad)

Black curly-furred tom with amber eyes

general info/context:

They were the same clan but fell apart (Steppeclan)

Spireclan, Termiteclan And Humbleclan

All medicine cats named -heart

Queens are replacement for in-game mistresses, they're not nursing mothers. They're instead like mothers of the whole clan. There are also queen apprentices that can only be of queen blood. They get -sight names until they become full queens (leaders) and get -star.

Moonspire - Polyhedron (the kits call it the playden), Bullplace - Abattoir, Hollowpool - Cathedral

Polyhedron is made of ice that doesn't melt, Abattoir is made of that kinda ancient brown dusty ice that has diseases in it, Cathedral is a bunch of tall sticks and a puddle (melted ice) (fail)

Herb mates are also another cat class only special kin cats can be apprenticed to. They have -dancer names.

The powers that be are Starclan. Aka the giant kids. No idea how that explains them being like a literal government. Maybe everyone is super religious. I mean maybe god is real. Warrior cats

Daniil was a kittypet that lived in a veterinarian clinic

Rubin was unofficially apprenticed by Isidor, never got the -heart name.

The guardian cats are also in this au. A clan full of medicine cats. This is the place where Daniil lived and Artemy studied, but they didn’t know each other (Capital basically)

The Stamatins are former kittypets and den builders that used to live with the guardian cats.

The army is also another faraway clan that is full of warriors that fight by the orders of Starclan whether they like it or not

[shmowder]

Hiya! Back for round two of sharing my patho characters as i actually changed my mind I do feel comfortable sharing one of my patho self inserts (My self inserts aren’t one to one projections of me for the most part just bits and pieces!!)

This one’s Name is Falin dankovsky, Falin is only a year younger then our dear bachelor and is our very own bachelors lovely spouse their relationship is very stable and loving even if both are very work focused they will always find some time for the other even if it’s something as minor as just sitting in silence, and in the later days of the game their relationship is the only thing keeping the other stable as the common thought is “I need to keep him alive…I will die for him if needed” they absolutely fight over petty things though they love eachother but will argue over things that seems utterly nonsensical to anyone who isn’t them.

Falin is a psychologist! And one of the healers, who really wants to help everyone he comes across he hasn’t become jaded with his job if anything he is far too empathetic towards people often leading him to be pulled into rabbit holes in order to help the sick. He does however often act before thinking and has difficulties asking for help meaning issues that could easily be solved linger for days since he can’t properly advocate for himself. But he is a good listener and offers advice/ solutions to others when he can even if it causes him issues later on, he unfortunately kinda has a martyr mentality where someone must be willing to sacrifice themself to help others and it has to be him nobody else is allowed. 

Falin’s reason for being involved in the main plot is he got a letter asking him to get a man with the last name Stamatin declared mentally sound so he may be executed for a murder which he’s like I can look into it sure but I’d prefer if we got him institutionalized and maybe not murdered for his crime?, Falin leaves for the town a day after Daniil leaves meaning the bachelor has no clue the other is in the town at all until the morning of the second day.

Once falin gets off the train someone attempts to murder him however only succeeds in giving the psychologist a minor concussion, Falin ends up waking up in a grave meeting Clara who claims that she’s his younger sister she tells him ‘we are both born from the same grave’ Falin is like yeah sure why not? I believe this weird child in this graveyard…why shouldn’t I? And then she drops on him “oh you can do miracles too btw” then immediately peace’s out and falin’s like….huh? What the hell does she mean? But falin learns quickly that his blood can reverse death! So the issue is he can’t cure the plague in someone until after they’ve passed and even then that runs the risk of bringing them back completely wrong! But another issue is the question of is that what the dead what have wanted?

Then here’s some Other important character notes: Falin is a trans man which causes him to be slightly paranoid around others due to the fear of people finding out this and turning on him so he is constantly keeping a balance act of hoping nobody notices why he doesn’t have facial hair, why his chest seems rounded and why his voice is so high. he also is borderline so that doesn’t make his fear of others turning on him any the better as Falin is constantly convinced everyone will leave either due to his status as a trans man or because they secretly hate him without knowing that….please get him onto some meds he needs them badly…he’s just having an awful time all around. The only other characters he actively is friendly towards is Daniil, Clara, anna and Eva. with Clara their dynamic is very much so two siblings constantly fighting over literally everything with where their only argument to the other is to the lines of “well I’m older!” And “Well I’m moms favorite so I get to cure the plague” I also want the meta reason for them being siblings being that their dolls were marketed as siblings kinda like Barbie and her sisters or something similar? If that makes sense?

He’s either neutral to everyone else or they are actively hostile towards him, The kains and the Stamatins are ones who are most hostile towards him for obvious reasoning however after Falin’s ability is exposed the kains want him to bring back Simon and aren’t above using the only family Falin has as leverage to get that goal. He actively believes the mistresses as well as why wouldn’t he? Both he and his sister make similar claims so why shouldn’t he believe them as well?. The house he places the most respect into would be the Saburovs for fairly obvious reasoning but he’s very snippy with Alexander at times since falin doesn’t do well with male authority figures at all (it’s the daddy issues!)

During day 5 to day 10 he gets his period leading his exhaustion meter to deplete further his dialogue with others get more snappy and the hunger meter drops quicker, he also has less blood to spare on those days so you can’t bring back any dead bounds and once those bounds are dead for longer then two days they are completely gone meaning Falin can either bleed himself utterly dry or can risk failing others, oh and if he bleeds himself too much he passes out and gets a lecture from Daniil when he comes too. Not overly sure on what his ending would be but it’d probably be him siding with either Daniil or Clara’s way of going about things and aiding their ending.

Oh one bonus thing for fun! Falin and franziska would met a couple times and Falin thanks her for being kind to Clara and gives her some ammo and an egg as a small thanks for being nice to his younger sister but overall they really aren’t overly chill with eachother on account of dankovsky and Franz praying the other dies every single night before bed.

-immune anon back again! Submitting another one of my own character sillies! I do apologize for how long this is lol once I get rambling I can’t stop rambling!! :P

Welcome back! And with another amazing OC, banger after banger I swear.

It's very sweet that their relationship is stable with the Bachelor; Daniil isn't the easiest person to get along with, let alone share a life with. He still deserves love like anyone else, both of them constantly putting in the effort to ensure each other's comfort and needs are met is the epitome of love.

And only one year younger! Does that mean they met in university 👀 or high school sweethearts? I love relationships that are built on friendships.

Fighting over petty things is just Daniil's love language dw, he is just built like that. Happy to see Falin give him a taste of his own medicine too.

God, it's genius how you weaved him into the story! Alexander just sent a letter to the first psychologist he got recommended because he's still not over how Peter weaselled his way out of punishment.

The both of them having no idea they're going to the same place. Daniil is on one of his work trips to meet a supposed immortal man after an old colleague, Isidor Burakh, sent him an invitation offering arrangements.

While Falin received a letter asking for a psychological evaluation of a man whose last name sounds really similar to that famous architect who built the Capital bridge.

THE CLARA SUBPLOT I CAN'T

IT'S SO FITTING OF HER

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Falin: So how are we siblings?

Clara: Wouldn't you like to know, miracle boy.

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I absolutely adore the meta reason of them being siblings! They come in packs! Do not separate!!! oh, my heart, that's so precious. Even tho they just met, they feel this connection as if they've known each other from a long time ago.

Maybe the toy set was marketed as the "Miracle siblings!" or something. The two sandcastle kids took it literally but then had a fight and separated Falin and Clara.

The "I'm mom's favourite" line took me out.

Finally, some bpd rep. God I relate to him so much, that paranoia really never goes away and it blends itself so well with your own thoughts that it's hard to separate the shadows from the truth.

Bpd is also a personality disorder, rather than a chemical imbalance in the brain like depression. Meds can't "cure" it, only lessen the symptoms. It's a learned pattern of behaviour that one must unlearn.

Why do I feel Alexander would be lowkey touched by someone being snippy with him in a daddy issues way? Sure, he will never show it, but at least he got to experience the equivalent of being a dad dealing with a moody teenager for like a couple minutes. He would never tolerate any disrespect towards his wife, however. Falin is welcome to blame and curse him out as long as Katerina's name stays off his tongue.

There is a symbolic parallel between him bleeding himself out to bring people back to life, equating his blood to the worth of gold, then being hit with his period, preventing him from using his miracles for a while.

It's having a choice that's the moral. One was him giving his blood out of his own agency, taking it out of his own body and using it for good.

The other was blood forcibly being taken out from him in the form of a period. Suddenly that blood is draining him and exhausting, removing all his agency as he has no choice but to endure it. It especially hurts more with how much he is worried about others figuring out he is trans.

The one thing special and extremely helpful is being twisted and weaponise against him, threatening to expose his identity while stealing away his magic.

I'm glad to see Falin and Franziska are friends! or at least know each other. I love when OCs are connected and have intertwined stories.

[graveworthy]

In classic HD bachelor route you can encounter Simon (in Georgiy’s body) (forget what day tho) (on phone too lazy to go find it in the script). The Kains do some kinda memory ritual thing that enables the soul of a past person to inhabit the body of another. My theory is that the Kains are fucked up enough to have done this in multiple bodies one after another so that Simon won’t be “alone” in his superhumanity.

Alternately a Kain isn’t usually a bloodline, you just like, catch Simon’s interest and he’s like “haha, hell yeah, fight the mundane concerns of human existence bro” and inducts you into his magical family like a vampire making childer (See: same conversation as above ritual, Simon meets Dankovsky and says, “Ah yes, this is what I would have liked my heir to be.” He could be identifying Dankovsky as having the ‘potential to be a Kain,’ since literally all of them except Khan iirc have some kinda temporal fuckery going on (blanking on georgiy but Nina was the dark mistress, Maria sees the future, simon’s immortal. but victor, you might say. In p2 in the mind map it tells you that he is always aware of the time down to the second. His power is shitty but it is a power!!).) I think this dovetails nicely with the Kains’ focus on utopia. They already want to transcend human frailty through society; a guy who wants to overcome death and already (taking some ludic concepts to game reality a la p2’s death mechanic) has a limited ability to defy it through minor, temporary time travel (save scumming) is trying to transcend human frailty on a much more personal and individual level. They do need him to make their utopia a reality and he already has the utopian attitude to match theirs…

Alternately someone else said time travel. So maybe time travel. Maybe the Kains including mom and dad Kain just hibernate like cicadas and wake up when they feel it’s needful.

simon kain is said to have lived up to 157 years

georgiy is about 60-70 years old

victor is in his 40s

from a biological standpoint, this doesn't make any sense at all. how old were their parents? do they even have parents? did they spawn into existence? absolutely insane. this will torment me forever

[marcheriest]

hi welcome to my burakhovsky cringe compilation

[kinkmom]

Evil Saturday, foul Saturday.

Look, I warned you: more Daniil in heels. And in bonus cothurni à la the Marble Nest and obligatory memeage. :D

Can you believe how hard it is to make variants when you draw traditionally? It’s like making paper doll clothes but not quite.

And I wanted to tag this Bachelor whats his tits but right, you can’t say tits in the tags. >>

[waspinators]

[puppetbilly]

bitches will take one hit and then start crying about russian polygons

[dank-ovsky]

6 yr old: that's a vampire mom. i know that's a vampire.

me (daniil dankovsky):

[meirimerens]

I just wanted to say that as a person who is hirsute it makes me really happy that you give Daniil his unibrow and chest hair, i love it

you're so welcome honeyyyy i will give everyone body hair past an age even if they are snow blonde blue eyes because that's just how it grows innit. i will give every guy chest hair even if it's a miserable little splattering (à la peter or rubin) (just remembering i forgot to save my refs for them this is so sad). and dankovsky. brother sister with these brows i know he fuzzy. fuzzy truther. i know it dense like fur/fir. you know it yourself. this is a safe space for the fuzzies and the hirsutes.

[infernape]

when i told my mom i named my rat daniil dankovsky she was like i’ll never be able to remember all that!!! so i told her she could call him danko for short

[matrizart]

mom: the food isnt that hot, just eat. the food: *picture of daniil dankovsky*

Thanks king

[silenthillmutual]

ughlawyers replied to your post “yeah i know, thats why i was so surprised to see that reblogged and...”

This is v interesting -- Link in TP&SS&BotW deff feel older to me [& know they're meant to be] So I always thought he was later teens/early twenties sort of age group. Sidon deff feels like that same age bracket, maybe more like early twenties. But idk -- I enjoy LoZ stuff but never dived...that far into fandom. This anon does kind of feel like you said, a little bad faith, [can I say nitpicky, too. Or] esp with some of the other things from BotW I've seen.

i got the impression it was like

Riju - 12 Yunobo - 16 Link - 17 Sidon - 18 Teba - 29

Mipha - 17 or 18 Urbosa - literally did not know she was Adultiest Adult until she mentioned being girlfriends with Zelda’s mom i thought she was like maybe 20, now she’s gotta be Mom Age Daruk - grandpa Revali - i do not know. i do not fucking know at all. legitimately i cannot tell if he is a bitchy older teenager or a bitchy young adult but from his attitude i do not believe he could be older than 20. unless he’s daniil dankovsky.

i don’t try to assume ppl have bad reasons for doing things but jojo fandom left a really really really bad impression on me. no one in jjba seems to ever do anything for any reason other than to start drama.

[mynameisemma]

Thanks, @team-mom-wannabe 🖤

Rules: It’s time to love yourself. Choose your 5 favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you’ve brought into the world. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

I'm gonna talk a lot about my fics because I have Thoughts and Feels. Also the titles and the summaries will be in Russian.

1. Как ритм внутри тебя замыкает круг, так изнутри меня твои прорастают корни

Постылая тоска во взгляде Долохова срастется с чем-то хорошо знакомым Соне, тёмным и неизбывным. Она больше не опускает глаз, не заливается румянцем до корней волос, но легче от этого не становится. Кажется, будто кто-то вводит под ключицу тонкую острую спицу, медленно проворачивая. Соня вдруг принимает с неотвратимой ясностью, которая уничтожила бы её ещё несколько лет назад, что Nicolas никогда не смотрел на неё так, и в этом-то вся суть, главное те��ерь их различие.

A post-canon Sonyakhov fic, where they meet accidentally years later and it's sort of getting acquainted and recognizing each other at the same time. I tried to address Sonya's state of that numb unaddressed pain from feeling lonely and useless among people she considered her family and also tried to be more subtle at writing characters' feelings.

2. Долги, которые не выплатить

Николай отправляется на пирушку в английской гостинице как на эшафот, предчувствуя что-то страшное. Когда он входит в залу, Федя — Вакх, бесовской бог — сидит за столом в окружении своей свиты и предлагает ему сыграть.

Николай не знает: с богами играть ни за что нельзя — наверняка проиграешь.

Basically a one big headcanon of a fic with Nikolai/Dolokhov/Sonya presented as a vicious circle in which none of them is happy.

It's how I see their relationships in a more complicated and fucked up situation and also how I see Nikolai/Dolokhov: Nikolai totally surrenders to Dolokhov's charisma and authority he has over youths; Nikolai obviously admires and idolizes Dolokhov, and sees him as an extraordinary man (he's so obviously in love, обнять и плакать) while Dolokhov on his part just lets him be here but is absolutely ready to destroy him in his own way when he comes in his way.

I think about this parallel late at nights in silence:

Николай думает: «он убьёт за меня», — и сердце его заходится от обожания. / Федя ничего не говорит. Федя убивает его сам.

And yeah, there's shameless self-indulgent Dolokhov's comparison with Bacchus and бес, because he's бес. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3. Суженый-ряженый

Соня вздыхает ошеломлённо, когда вымученно стонут дверные петли.

Некстати вспоминается легенда о гадании в бане. Тогда, кажется, офицер пугливой барышни был разодет богато, улыбался светло и ласково.

Её офицер тоже улыбается — недобро, жутко, весело, — и чёрная ниточка густой, вязкой слюны стекает с губ к подбородку.

A shameless kinky Sonyakhov soulmate AU fic I tried to give dark fairy tale atmosphere to. Rotting corpse!ghost involved :з.

On a more serious note, it's a fic where, despite all it's flaws, everything just works and it probably the only one of my fics so far with the smoothest dialogue lines.

4. I made Dolokhov and Sonya in artbreeder 👉👈

5.1 My favorite aesthetics so far:

Sonyakhov

5.2 Maria Kaina/Daniil Dankovsky (Pathologic)

[ffc1cb]

misc pathologic art from twitter. translations under cut

first comic (dankovsky smoking):

“why are you sitting here in nothing but a shirt? its cold outside” 

“you'll freeze your scholarly brains, and then what will we do?” - “oh, go to hell, burakh” - “ah, but i came all this way” 

“you're an idiot, tyoma” - “your idiot, though :)”

second comic (grown up powers that be & dankovsky doll):

“look who i found in the old closet” - “ah, our unruly bachelor! 

“what was it we called him... d something?” - “dankovsky! daniil dankovsky!”

“he's so creepy... but i feel bad about throwing him out. it was a gift from mom...”

“we don't need to throw him away. ill wash him and change his buttons, and he'll be good as new!”