#<- actually not even I have many thoughts abt the state of that community tbf
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the funniest thing I’ve learned in the last month or so is that not a single ice hockey player is attractive. like. genuinely. 36.7k fan fictions on ao3 abt ugly men fucking.
#is this a diversity win?#no but legit it’s crazy#real 6ebe.tumblr.com fans know I’m obsessed with sports r/pf like. as a sociological phenomenon#sadly after finishing up my ethnographies of r/ugby fo:otball and f/1 I had to finally stop ignoring the elephant in the room#I even watched a game bc I’m a European insomniac and h/ockey is always on at like 1am#anyway. safe to say I rly don’t get it but happy for them or whatever#<- actually not even I have many thoughts abt the state of that community tbf#the bizarre homonormativuty and inserting gender roles into queer relationships (the percentage of a/b/o and STRONGENT d*m/s*b dynamics in#fic is CRAZY) also the writers are all so painfully North American millennials with no awareness of anything outside the us#like a lot of the most popular fic characters are Europeans and these American writers do NOT have the range 🤣 nor do they even try tbf !#anyway. no one wants to hesr all this it just kills me how unfuckable every single one of those men is#like Leon? genuinely not even a 6/10 in Germany. but people keep saying he’s ‘top 5 hottest players in the league’ GIRLIES FREE URSELVES 😭😭😭#like you genuinely see attractive people fairly often watcving like fo0tbl games and r/ugby#did discuss with a friend that maybe the lack of helmets in the bigger sports outside North America means more pressure on the players to#have procedures and invest more in grooming etc but honestly idk. baffles me
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