#<- HE LITERALLY QUOTED MY TAG AT US gkvdrhcdkkd

[defilerwyrm]

I got read for filth in @turgid-cucumber 's Saturday morning D&D game today.

He devised a puzzle with me in mind specifically: 4 different gemstone buttons with a push order. He knows I’m a bit of a rock hound and would immediately start thinking about the physical and metaphysical properties of each stone: brightness, color, rarity, hardness, supernatural significance, etc.

The stones were onyx, peridot, emerald, and nephrite.

So while I was, exactly as predicted, busy overthinking it and trying out the kind of orders he knew I would…our wizard/rogue player realized that the first letters of the gems’ names spell out OPEN.

He knows me too well. 🤣 To quote the man himself: “You’re also really good at puzzles. Can’t challenge you by being clever but I can challenge you by being really dumb and slightly silly”

You can't put a price on friends who understand you well enough to pull off shit like this lmfao