#<— she’s a world of goo oc :3

[goo2]

GOT ANOTHER ONE enjoy lava woman

hope the lava actually looks drippy enough

[des-no9]

Saw other people doing this for OC Kiss Week so naturally I'd love to as well.

I'll take on 3 max, and will either be writing or art depending on the vibe I get for it, and also the energy I have lol.

The OCs I offer are:

BG3 & DND: Vanquish Tuj'da Azzie Nezarr

I think I'll just leave it for these rn. I was going to add in my original world cyberpunk chars from Door No9 but chickened out. If you're interested about them you can always ask but there's big incest TWs for two of those chars lol.

Anyway, leave me a comment with your OC and the prompt from the list linked above or DM if interested <3

Azzie / Ka'zalii 2. Vin'ath/Tuj'da 3. Claarillil/Tuj'da

Info under cut <3

Vanquish

Y'all know Vanquish. I don't shut up ever about her.

Here's her tag with more about her. But in short, she's drawn to aggressive, powerful people she's somewhat afraid of who could kill her. She loves to be dominated by men, and loves to dominate women. Is a phreak etc.

With kissing, she usually has to make it something passionate, sexual, or leading to something of the sort. Kissing for kissing sake- intimate, gentle etc is something she gotta learn up to. You can kiss her with her as Voss' mate or not, or in any AU, including my cyberpunk AU.

Tuj'da

Tuj is a very old (not Voss old, about a thousand) Kith'rak, with an ancient dragon called Heathcliff. He's one of Voss' close friends in his rebel circles and is...an odd lad. Has a straight up ghaik fetish (and now a darling ghaik lover called Claarillil). He laughs a lot, cries a lot, cracks stupid jokes, writes interspecies romance novels, wears sock and sandals, swears like a sailor, has dance moves that'll make you wet.

Tuj loves romance and violence. Being wooed and being carried, or carrying someone, princess style through a pile of blood and bodies, reciting his favourite love poem to you through a teethful of death.

Kissing Tuj will be in an AU or time period in his main AU where he's not with Claarillil, unless you want to throw an istik at him in a raider scenario (bites lip).

Also a tag for Tuj.

Azz'ava

Azzie is a Ch'r'ai (Inquisitor) older than Tuj. Deadly loyal to Vlaakith, very tall, very beautiful. Pale bluey white skin with whie hair. The chime of her ears are infamous amongst the githyanki- a song of her impending doom.

She's a very rigid person. Curt. Used to being obeyed absolute. Loves being worshipped. Expects it. Tuj is one of the very few people who ever managed to soften her edges, to hear a genuine laugh. Is very hard on herself in nearly every aspect of her existence, and projects that on everyone else.

A gish. A storm sorcerer that's learned to marry her psionics and storm magic together to devastating, and pin precision beauty.

Is dead in Van's AU (which is everyone's main AU) but can exist in whatever form for kissing ofc :3 including cyberpunk AU.

Azzie's tag.

Nezarr

Van's previous master. I struggle to draw him every single time I try, but the way I made him as Van's guardian is pretty close. He's meant to look like just...a guy. A charming, welcoming, pretty faced boy who you feel kind comfortable around and are easily won over by smiles and words.

What does he actually do? He's a cult/guild leader in a far away city from BG. They basically run the city and have done for centuries. Over the past long while they've turned very sinister tho.

He's got like 40 charisma or something befitting of some GOO inhabiting his body trying to get what it wants and whatever.

Anyway he likes pretty things, clever things, powerful things, getting what he wants, then destroying them, or moulding them into exactly what he wants.

He'd definitely kiss you gentle, loving. Each touch an end of the web you have no idea he's weaving to trap you, stuck.

[just-some-guy-joust]

Just Some Guy OC Tourney - Side A: Round 2

Rules:

do NOT be mean to anyone or any characters in these polls. you MUST clarify if you are joking/teasing or you will be blocked. if you are someone who entered an oc into this and you are mean to other contestants you will be disqualified

do NOT claim a character doesn't deserve to be here. yes including your own. be nice

if you are posting propaganda you have to @ tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will likely be missed

please don't hesitate to let me know if i messed something up!

have fun, hype each other up <3 thank you

Jaiden Wells | She/her | @apotheoseity

Jaiden is.. really just some girl. A college student and avid Tumblr user, many of the people she's close to are wrapped up into supernatural or otherwise out-of-this-world situations, but she's just.. not. Everyone around her is terrified that she'll be exposed to some sort of horror, and at some points she's jealous of the people around her for leading such interesting lives, but she remains.. utterly mundane.

Promos: https://toyhou.se/16595108.jaiden-wells

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Zephyr Fey | He/him | @lord-plague

An averagely built guy who somehow managed to join the military force of his fortress city without a birth certificate, ID, and with dyed hair. Nobody knows where he came from, nobody knows why he is here but there he is. No magic or superhuman abilities or prodigal skills but my god does he make great goo bowls with greater personalities (nobody wants the goo bowls and he does not know why). That one friend that keeps trying to alleviate awkward situations with jokes and random laughter.

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Full images and descriptions under the cut!

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[defira85]

OC Deep Dive Questions

Thank you @adorablebanite for the tag! I think you've tagged nearly everyone in the Gortash fandom so I won't double inflict it on people 🤣

We'll shock absolutely everyone and do Kassara

What common/uncommon fear do they have?

I think I've said before that her greatest fear is being alone - Daddy's plan for her to be the last one left at the end of the world is a fucking nightmare for her. That's his fault by making her a twin though, she's never been alone ever in her life even before Gorty Boy came on the scene

Uncommon fear, hmm... I don't know what constitutes uncommon for Toril and for a Bhaalspawn... there's a vain little piece of her that's terrified that Gortash won't find her attractive one day, that he'll wise up to her being a weirdly unnatural sentient blob of goo made from gore and not, you know, a person and he'll tell her she's disgusting... she got the Bhaalspawn breeding urges wrong and she's terrified of being a bad mother, do either of those count?

Do they have any pet peeves?

She hates cryptic bullshit. Withers is SO lucky Carmela and the rest of the extended party were around to moderate her temper. That's what you get after a decade or more of Sarevok and Sceleritas just mysteriously telling her she'll know what to do in order to resurrect Bhaal without giving her any fucking help in the matter at all. Be frank with her, or shut up

What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom?

Soap - old habits die hard but she's always got some sort of rubbing alcohol or hand soap or something to get the worst off her hands. Lube - listen. She's in her late 30s at the time of the game. It's good to have a little help. Moisturiser - again, she's in her late 30s, her skin isn't as bouncy as it was 15 years ago, and that was before she underwent multiple autopsies and flensings at the hands of Kressa.

What do they notice first in a person?

Their pulse

On a scale from 1-10, how high is their pain tolerance?

Oh it's so high. Baby girl was born to relish in pain, her own and other peoples, but now she's older and spent six months on an autopsy table and now she has what the kids call chronic pain and so she's a little slower on the uptake than she used to be. Still a titan though, no matter what Ao says.

Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure?

It depends on the situation? If it's an active danger situation, she's fight all the way. If it's an emotional confrontation, you know she's going to burst into angry tears and run away

Do they come from a big family/are they a family person?

TWINSIES. Sarevok wasn't entirely sure that the ritual that created her in the Throne of Blood was foolproof, so he made a backup, and she got herself a twin brother. She and Heron were inseparable up until they got to the Bhaalist temple in their teens, at which point Sarevok instructed Orin and Sceleritas to immediately separate them and try to drive a wedge between them.

(Spoilers for KTMTB but she does want a big family, desperately. And she gets one, in the end)

What animal represents them best?

I vaguely recall answering this on another meme at some point and saying she was a white tiger, but I also think polar bear. Both big, chunky animals, plenty of fat on them, but you wouldn't question for a moment that they're wildly muscular and incredibly dangerous. Also, not uncommon to see a wild pale white woman covered in blood in the Lower City like a polar bear covered in seal blood running across the tundra

What is a smell they dislike?

Mint. She hates mint

Have they broken any bones?

Defira the Author has a Thing about broken bones (not quite a trigger, but bluh) so I tend to avoid writing them in my fics because they make me. Dizzy and such. But I am fairly certain that Bane broke one of her wing bones in Banehold when she turned up to fight him for Gortash's soul (she's got Ansur's soul, she's a draconic valkyrie at that point)

How would a stranger likely describe them?

Incredibly attractive but wildly unsettling. A smile that's bordering on unhinged at times. A stillness that makes you want to break into a sprint. You can tell you're in the presence of a predator.

Are they a night owl, or morning bird?

That's a good question, I never thought about it before, but I'm going to say Night Owl by necessity

What’s a flavour they hate and a flavour they love?

She hates mint. She loves vanilla and cherry blossom

Do they have any hobbies?

She really enjoys learning, and she'd probably be a career student if she could. She particularly loves the sciences and even some of her more dense volumes on astrophysics made the mathematician in Gortash bewildered

Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprise?

She'd be delighted! To some extent. Bhaalspawn are naturally inclined to avoid too much attention but she was always a diva. She loves having people fawn over her

Do they like to wear jewellery?

Her wedding ring almost never comes off post canon, and lbr she was wearing it constantly in the last few years before the game too (before it was technically a wedding ring). She's a glam bitch and she always did love to dress up so you know she's got entire cabinets full of stolen jewellery from her victims, she mixes and matches for her next gala appearance

Do they have neat or messy handwriting?

Immaculate handwriting, perfect calligraphy. She can replicate and imitate almost any handwriting she comes across though, she's a natural forger and mimic (well, we SAY natural, but it was drilled into her by repetition)

What are the two emotions they feel the most?

Pre-game canon: The urge versus a frustrated sense of yearning for a kind of normalcy that she could never have because that's not what she was made for

Game canon: A bubbling, seething, angry frustration because her body and her impulses scare her! They frustrate her!! What the fuck is her body doing!! As well as a yawning sense of horror and dread as the void in her head where her memories should be begins to look less like a void and more like a gaping chasm with something horrific at the bottom

Post-game canon: That lingering sense of dread and doubt that she has herself under control, far and away outweighed by her blissful delight at the happy ending she found

Do they have a favourite fabric?

I don't think she does actually... I think she likes Gortash's jacket, the texture of it and the smell of it... the way worn-in leather feels when it's been worn for years, and the layers and layers of body odour and sweat (my girl likes his musk, what can I say)

What kind of accent do they have?

I don't actually know what her real voice sounds like - there's so many layers to how she presents herself, the lives she's had to live from her first family to the orphanage to the second family to living on the streets to the Bhaalist temple... she's just a natural mimic, switching herself up to match the environment she's in.

She has a naturally very soft, higher pitched voice. Very girlish. It's another one of those things that makes people underestimate her. After waking up on the nautiloid she has a few months where she's quite husky because she's spent six months having her vocal chords either a) not used or b) being carefully flayed by Kressa to see how fast they regenerate with her titan blood so she sounds a bit more vampish after that. Still very soft spoken though

[rat-n-atty]

MEET MY OC CLOVE PART 2

(We will be continuing on where we had previously left off on Clove Lore lmao)

Redemption Arc (The depression arc more like it)

After WOTFI 2023, Clove was just going to lock herself up in her lab and throw herself into her studies but then she realized that SMG3 had the keys to her lab last (dumbass) so since she had nowhere else to go (she literally lived in that lab so she was basically homeless) so what does she do? she decided to go live under the bridge of the SMG4 castle.

She was surprisingly never caught down there but one day Mario did accidentally catch her down there with her pitched tent and fire. The crew wondered why she didn't tell them beforehand if she needed a place to crash, but Clove still felt guilty after years of rivalry with them, after she was seen as a friend, no longer a foe, she decided to live in the castle for a while.

Remember the last post when I told ya'll that Clove felt like she had no purpose after she sent SMG3 to the graveyard? Well, this is where we go into more detail about that.

Living at the castle and feeling like she had real friends who just liked her for who she was, not whatever she made, was pretty wholesome but it also brought Clove to the realization that she didn't really know who she was, without 3 or without her craft. Luckily, she had good friends to try and help her move on past her traumas and her new journey of self-discovery (yippee, healing arc!)

(I already did a relationship chart between Clove and the rest of the cast btw, you can find it here )

Genesis Arc (oooooh)

Needless to say, Clove had mixed emotions when she found out that Smg3 was still alive but when the corrupted Morchu appeared, this sparked a new interest in her and wanting to do the study of Memes and their entire history!

I want to say Clove was mostly neutral for this arc but this did give her a new hyperfiction (lamo)

Oh yeah, at the end of the arc, Clove gets her keys to her lab back from 3. That was kinda the whole mini-story arc with her, asking Smg3 for her keys back but she couldn't at first because she felt guilty about what she did to him and their friendship technically (they become neutrals after this)

Revelations (Shit is about to go down)

It's no surprise that Clove had enrolled to Omnia Academy along with Melony and Meggy but the reason she enrolled is because of her new dream to re-open her lab and turn it into a school for people just like her (awww happy Clove!) so she joined a science club.

Her shit with God box is also important because she had also read up on that when she was studying the YouTube remote ("The World's Cursed and Definitely Powerful Objects that would destroy the World if laid on the wrong hands" remember that book?) so she was definitely a G in this arc too.

But with Clove prioritizing her friends and saving the literal world, she gets kicked out of the science club (it's hella strict) Clove is heartbroken but then decided that she can just open a school by herself claiming that she technically has all the knowledge she needs now.

(Also bonus small arc, Clove and Smg3 gain a new understanding of who they are now and what they used to be, this revelation has made them somewhat mutual now)

The End? (is it the end of Clove Lore?)

I don't think Clove's story will really end but here are some small bonuses and fun facts!

Fun fact 1: Clove does eventually open her new lab/ school right on the showgrounds! (had to bribe Smg4)

Fun fact 2: Clove and Smg3 do become friends again and they're in a partnership with Clove in charge of making Smg3's bombs for him (They still love creating trouble together)

Fun fact 3: After IGBP, Clove grabbed a sample of the Eldrich goo and studied it (Results came back unknown...)

Fun fact 4: Clove still catches up with her Grandfather

Fun fact 5: Clove found out she had a brother when she reconciled with her family...she's not very happy about that fact....but she loves him to death (His name is Eden "Olive" Gadd) (Btw, he's like 5)

Fun Fact 6: Most of all the science junk she has in her lab comes from the dark web or Bob

Fun fact 7: She actually designed and made the Spy Rizz watches in WOTFI 2023

Fun Fact 8: This is what her WS and WOTFI 2023 designs look like!

Fun fact 9: When Clove first met Mr. Puzzles, the very first thing she wanted to do was experiment on him ("HOW THE FUCK WAS HE ABLE TO "Cut off his face and put a T.V in his place"!? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF MINCHERNIARY HE USED!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?"

"...Sorry...")

Last fact....oh gosh...

Fun Fact 10: Clove x Smg3 real (or as I call it caffeinated chemistry...)

I wanna say Clove developed this crush on Smg3 way before the YouTube arc (so it made it extra dramatic for her to send him to the graveyard oooohh) It was mostly one-sided love and Clove had mostly kept it to herself (some days she was flirty and other days she was a wreak)

In the present time, Clove is fine with being Smg3's friend now but she never really forgot how 3 used to make her feel.

And that's all it for Clove Lore!

Thanks for reading!

BI GUYS!

[elliehallers]

I'm going to start posting for some old fandom OCs that I was... weary about posting, but I don't think any of my followers are A*tis. (And if you are, well, this ain't the blog for you — I am not the one! Not me, bitch! 💅🏽) A couple of them are my oldest still-existing OCs ever! 😮‍💨

They are fan-babies of some Controversial ships. (I guess I dipped a toe with Cheryl Collins, but that fandom is dead anyway, and she's kind of canon.)

I'm not trying to get into the wrong searches, so the ships in question are:

(I was obsessed with Chenny in my teens! Because I'm difficult! 🫶🏽😌)

(In some idealized scenario where they get basic human rights in exchange for saving lives. And because a certain billionaire owes them one.)

I N T R O D U C I N G . . .

Sierra Alison Bass:

Party girl, bitch, and spoiled brat, until she OD'd on coke at 16 while clubbing and turns her life around. She is the result of the season 3 finale! 😃 Low-key daddy issues. Probably her Grandpa Jack's favorite. (I will be a "Jack is Chuck's father" truther in the afterlife! ☝🏽) She's trying her best. {Playlist}

Melody Lillian Bass:

Sierra's little sister by 5½ years. She's a pretty chill girl, but she kinda hates NYC. A Nepo Baby model, but she isn't spoiled or completely out of touch. (Thanks to her maternal family.)

Petra Marya Maximoff:

The eldest. She was hanging out in Wanda's uterus when Pietro died in 2015. However, he was brought back by... someone. When she was 7 years old, her parents reunited and she finally met him. (Fun fact: I used to have a 1k fic about this, but I deleted it from AO3 and threw it out. 😭) She is a very kind girl, a pushover, holds the world on her shoulders, and tries so hard to make people not hate her family. She is also a literal genius. Like... Bruce was impressed by her at age 4.

Rosabelle Natalia Maximoff:

She is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face if you talk shit about her family! She is bitter at the world, she speaks her mind too much. She cries a lot. She's incredibly smart and studious. So kind to others until they give her reason not to be. Pretentious princess. A jaded girl. She prefers to be called Belle. (Though her elder half-sister Luna calls her Rosie, and she is the only one who is allowed to.) She has the abilites of telepathy and telekinesis. {Playlist}

Louis Stefan Maximoff ("Loo-eese"):

Belle's twin brother, younger by 14 minutes, and the only boy. He's a pretty chill guy, he don't really give a fuck. (Which, like... what option does he have when mfs call his existence "disgusting" as a hobby? It's either don't give a fuck or be strung out like his elder sisters. 😭) He is snarky and sarcastic, but friendly. A really cool dude. "Do no harm, but take no shit." He is a True Loverboy™, he can't help getting Goo Goo Eyes for multiple girls and some guys. I swear he is NOT a player! He has the ability to create and manipulate fire.

Nadya Jayne Maximoff:

The youngest, the baby — 6 years younger than the twins. She is a little gal. 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 Homeschooled Girl™. She is sweet and innocent, very overprotected. She wants to rebel. She also wants to be a pop star.

(And I didn't mention earlier: The twins are 10 years younger than Petra. Luna was born in between them.)

[omgkalyppso]

12, 22 and 25 for the end of year asks 🎉

Thank you for the ask!

12.Talk about a new friend you made this year

Two long-time mutuals were new friends this year! I made fanart of @razrogue's oc in february (asked permission first) and that kicked off some conversations, and I invited @boghermit to a digital dnd game that was supposed to be a "one shot" that I thought would run 3 sessions in april but we're on like session 10+.

Idk that I have any completely new friends. Have some mutuals I've been talking with more lately, and perhaps next year we'll be no-filter enough to be friends, lmao.

22.Favorite place you visited this year?

I went to my late grandparents' mother's cottage twice this summer. It's a little over two hours up the river. I made a goo/gle d/oc of some photos from one of the visits that mutuals could ask to see if you like. I shared it with some of you already.

25.Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one

Several. And more, counting the dnd npc's I made up in role as DM. I'll restrict myself to three per media.

In world of warcraft I created and max-levelled more than my usual amount of pc's / oc's during the mists of pandaria remix event. Two of my favorites were a couple of nightborne elves, a rogue named Draughr (I decided this is his code name), and a warlock named Akumyssra. They're divorced with three kids. They were together all during the time Suramar was bubbled and sequestered from the rest of the world, and resentful of one another. I hadn't decided between them which was the parent who nearly sold a child to servitude because of the mana sickness / addiction / arcwine situation, but it was what was irreparable in the circumstances. Their children don't know and it is this unknowing which would allow them to fix things between them in the future Maybe. I also enjoyed crack shipping Draughr and Mudmug, which would further splinter his relationship with Akumyssra either because he was the one who fucked up fatherhood and is now having at least casual relationships or because she is the one who fucked up motherhood and not only are the children technically in the custody of an elf whose name they might not know for years, but he is also having such a good / easy time of it while she can't do anything but suffer for the sake of her magic.

I also started thinking of a daughter for my oc Borgakh and Lor'themar Theron. I was caught up in the tragedy of their romance for ages - and enjoying it - until they gave him a canon wife in Thalyssra. So now, instead, their relationship suffered after the battle for lordaeron, started getting better during battle for azeroth, Borgakh discovered she was pregnant just barely before going through with the ritual to go to Shadowlands, and I hate that they get married around the same time as Lor'themar's canon marriage, I wish it could happen at another time, but it's fine, whatever, and now they have this two year old daughter around the start of the war within.

I spliced some orc, elf and dracthyr sprites together to come up with a what-if concept to help me picture her as a babe and child.

I hadn't settled on a name. Here's the short list: Rok'aria (aria pronounced like the musical movement), Anravenna, Kel'diel, Kel'ariah (ariah pronounced like Karliah), Marzul, Arzula.

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I came up with my dungeon meshi oc this year. Aelfwin.

Their backstory is up in the air because I don't know how dungeons work or how I'll feel about the story once I've finished the anime / once I crack and read the manga.

At this time, my two floating story ideas for them are: 1) post-canon in a large monstrous form, Alfie tunnels into the eponymous dungeon, from a different dungeon. 2) au where Alfie joins the party around the same time as Senshi.

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In bg3 I have a few fun oc's that made their fic debuts this year!

Blbxrl - a Fimbrul Devil loyal to Mephistopheles in Raphael's service

Yakrayat - a Rakshasa Demon imprisoned in Avernus, presumably by Haruman in service to the Archdevil Zariel

^ Both featured in A Hopeless Dove.

Upton O'Goode has been conceptualized since at least 2023, but they finally had a little cameo in Upon The Hill.

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "The Other Ozzie" Episode Followup, Part 1

Well, this can either go really really great! Or it can go like "this shit...is so ass".

According to the fandom, this is a good episode, so I'm hoping that'll be the case for me as I pry off my cynic glasses, smile, and kick back at this episode that is titled similarly to "The New Ozzie" BUT IT BETTER NOT BE LIKE "THE NEW OZZIE" OR ELSE I WILL RI-

Let's get started with a followup on our last pre-finale episode. Below the break!

Fun fact: there's this family in my area who goes around to stores and supposedly plays the violin, except they don't and they're faking it.

That's what this is, but on a less egregious scale.

...Oh. It's a Jon episode. He wrote "A Dish Served Odd" previously, I believe.

Again, as long as it's not Omar or Tasha. I'll take what I can get.

Keytar, Ozzie. It's called a keytar.

Man can't know his instruments worth a hill of beans.

DO NOT THE POKE CHILD.

DO

NOT

THE POKE

CHI-

Okay, I said what I said about the violin family as a half joke! I didn't think it would actually come true!

I believe this is what people call "the world's most punchable face".

But...you can't really punch a child unless you wanna be a big-shot asshole, so...

Orli once again displaying God's gift of self-awareness of what series she's in and what universe she's in, while also missing the entire damn point at the same time.

"He's from an alternate universe."

So anyway, here's my 300-page bible on Agent Mandy and Peaches, my two OCs from an alternate uni- why are you getting in your car. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. LEMME GUSH ABOUT MY ODD SQUAD CROSSOVER ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE, PLE-

Hold on, hold on. So this is something that's FUCKING NORMALIZED FOR THIS PRECINCT?!?!?!?!

That's such a fucking cool concept and it took them 10 fucking years to implement it why?!?!?!?!

So the way I see it, this is a world where Odd Squad: The Movie is made many, many times over.

...The movie we know has already been proven to be canon in this universe...

I want you to sit on this. Really sit on it. Think of the sheer possibilities. Think of all the fanfic material.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUM-BUUUUUUUUM BUM-DA-DUMMMMM-

"We usually end our cases with math."

You guys remember when Omar -- the agent, not the writer -- interrupted a math lesson with "WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MATH?!?!"

This isn't exactly the same thing, but God if this isn't the most self-aware shit of the entire fucking season right here.

Mentioned this before, but it bears repeating: a villain turning things and people purple is very reminiscent of the show's pilot, which had Olive showing a slide of the same thing happening to a family.

Different countries, same oddness, abso-fuckin'-lutely a reference or you can bite my hot dog package whole.

...Oh no.

OHHHHHHH NO.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM THE FUCKING FINALE. WHAT DO YOU M E A N IT'S FROM THIS EPISODE?????

*long sigh* Bad enough when Goopy Gus reared his ugly head, now they're doing it for Canadian-exclusive villains.

I'm going to get one of my biggest gripes out of the way now: the Baroness of Goo. She was portrayed as a villainess last season, but wasn't a villainess in Season 2. And Season 2 would be right, because she's not villainous; she's just incredibly hard to please. Why this franchise is so keen on painting her otherwise, when they have 10 years' worth of villains in a rogues gallery, I will never understand.

Of course, you should know my biggest gripe is that 3/4 of the villains on this board are Canadian. Lady Bread, Threesie Louise-ie, Game Show Gary, Mr. Lightning, the Baroness, the Stitcher, Father Time, Monsieur Papier-Mache, Goopy Gus, and the Waffler are all Canadian. (William Ocean is a bit blurred since he originated in Season 3, but it's not in the UK where he debuts. The Stitcher is a bit of an exception since she travels, but the sentiment is the same and it's implied she traverses in Canada so I'm including her.) We've had numerous villains they could have used to fill the board, up to and including the Terrible Three if they wanted to aim for foreshadowing. Instead Jon gave us nonsensical callbacks like this instead of narrowing the count down for an 11-minute episode or reworking the moral so the board isn't there at all.

Genuinely was not expecting this, and I had high hopes for this episode, but this is easily one of the most maddening things in the entire season bar whatever the fuck happens in the finale and now I am extremely pissed off.

Jon, I respect you, but don't do this. Either halve the board, or don't have it at all and focus on another mathematical aspect. None of these Canadian villains have any righteous reason to be in the UK, unless...

...Unless this season is trying to paint this as Anytown, Anycountry. And if they're doing that, then fuck you genuinely. Could have just said "Manchester" and been done with it, but nope.

*another long sigh* God, and we're only 3 minutes in. At this point I'm holding out for the in-universe blooper reel.

Ohhhh, so it's a dumber Ozzie.

I'd have liked it if he were more egotistical than dumb, but let's just hope this will be the funny stupid and not the "I'm going to army-crawl through non-comedic bullets" stupid.

These halls really shouldn't be echoing, and I don't think audio should be coming from the left audio channel only, either.

Now how in the hell does he get "Osner" from "Orli"?

To everyone who has ever questioned how the franchise handles memes, I need you to look at this, and then look at me as I tell you, "There's no fucking hope for an Among Us cameo or anything rent-free unless you really stretch your brain."

The Math Lady meme was already dated when "Villains Helping Villains" came out. Now it seems like the only how-do-you-do-fellow-kids thing they're willing to lean back on because it involves math. Which is stupid, and they really could commit to adding more memetic things if they wanted to.

Jon, what in the absolute fuck are you doing?

If I really wanted to, I could view this as some sort of jab at the acting industry. Maybe...not in the UK, but definitely in America.

Autonomy is as dead in his world as chivalry.

Now, see, you notice how a good chunk of the Canadian villains are crossed out here? Now we only have Mr. Lightning, the Baroness, the Stitcher and the Waffler as outliers.

...Oh my God, if it's the Baroness I'm going to launch myself into my yard and beat the ground and scream infinitely.

"And you're doing this without a script?"

"Well...yes, but also no. You see, I'm playing a character named Orli on a show called Odd Squad, so before each take, I have to read a script and-"

"Oh my gosh, we're twins!"

Alexander Shaw busted ass for his fucking paycheck this week, and he will not let you forget it.

I won't forget, because I respect the grind.

Orli you DENSE motherfucker. She kinda has to say it, because...y'know...the math lesson. Don't act like ya don't know!

I'm sorry, but there's not much that can beat the hairwear of the museum curator in "Ahead of the Times". That's one of the best designs in the entire franchise!

I'd normally crack on this book, but purple is a very strong indicator color for power, so there being a villains' guide for it kinda makes sense.

That being said, the more I think about whether it's the Baroness or not, the sicker I get.

NNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAHCK.

Okay, it's not the Baroness, I'm relieved, but still...this callback fucking pains me. How we went from "A Dish Served Odd" to this shit I will never understand.

Keep things linear. No episode callbacks. If you're doing one, make it smooth. This is as rough as riding in a Jeep.

Looking this up, I'm aware it's a Sherlock reference.

And frankly, I'm not fond of it.

Ahh, see, and it looks even goofier than when Mudbriar did the same thing in MLP!

They can try and disguise it all they want, but I know it's a Math Lady meme reference because I know my fucking shit.

(On to Part 2!)

[royallygray]

I’m busy today ahsjsk but prepare for me to ramble your ears off later

also take a guess at which ship 💀 you’ll never get it /s

also also also did I reblog that from you and if so spill I want to hear what you’re writing /nf

OOOOOH

I bet you seventy monopoly bucks it's ethubs. just. just a subtle guess. maybe. possibly. actually quite unlikely it's not like you ship them or anything 😁

Idk if you reblogged that from me either and idk what /nf means but. ok.

So I have my main AU, soul horizon au, aka around my soul and beyond your horizon, and the masterpost of everything relating to it is here. It's Scarian and Gempearl but it's actually centered around everyone's friendship and something except I haven't actually done a lot of writing for it but I have stuff about Pearl and I have a mutual Peri @periwinklepaint (the best I love them sm just shdhagjah) she's so talented and has drawn 3(THREE!!!!!!!! :D) Pearl drawings in soul horizon au and she's the one that has kept me going in this au

And then my other main not fanfic one is iw8, that I've talked about a teeny bit, but it's my self-indulgent ass half-my-300-OCs fic, that also doesn't actually have anything written for IT-- WAIT I DO I HAVE AN AO3 AND IVE PUBLISHED SOME STUFF FOR IW8 LETS GOO

my ao3 is royalwriteswords and the series is called iw8 | Eternality under my RoyallyGray pseud

I hate half of them but yeah

uhh I've ranted sufficiently

Oh yeah I ranted a little bit about Skyler in a post. She's an OC in iw8

did I mention that iw8 is technically a Harry Potter fanfic. that crosses over with Percy Jackson. and also keeper of the lost cities. but I tend to ignore that bc it diverged primarily into family dynamics and shit bc the main family (Crownes) (Crown-nez) has a long line of people and just. a lot of people with different dynamics and shit and I could probably stop ranting but honestly I'm having fun

Okay so the main character--im unsure if I'm gonna change her name or not--is named Sarah Crownes. Which is the self insert that got out of hand and she was a Mary Sue fucking overpowered as hell (she's still overpowered but it's less relevant now) and she's massively fucked up

HO TT OGO YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO

I've gotten rly into Chappell Roan and that's been playing in my head

Anyways Sarah has a younger brother called Scott, and a younger sister called Skyler. They're all 9 years apart, and Sarah just turned 18 by the time Skyler was born.

I killed their parents, Sasha Black (yes she's related to sirius. they are twins. yes it's cringe. shut up. embrace the cringe. maybe.) and Davis Crownes (Hermione's mom's brother. now we don't know if Hermione's mom has siblings. but we also don't even know her fucking name so TECHNICALLY Davis can be canon anyways I digress) on the same day that Skyler was born (December 24, 1997). don't blame me, blame Voldemort. it was Voldemort.

Unfortunately, I fucked over Sarah bc why not. Davis and Sasha made Sarah the primary like. person of their will to take care of Scott and Incoming Baby once she turned 18 (December 18, 1997. born 1979) and like.

Sarah is grieving and also fighting in a fucking war when they die and leave the kids to her but also everyone else on their list is either ALSO FIGHTING IN THE FUCKING WAR or otherwise unfit. Like Remus? bro he's not doing well. also in war. the Weasleys? in war. Paul and Alyssa (OCs)? fighting in war.

like. they're all fucked.

also I made this decision like ages ago when I was less mature and less understanding of world, but Sarah sent Scott to Camp Half Blood and Skyler to Camp Jupiter. The reason they're at separate and not at the same is bc Sarah didn't want Scott to feel absolutely over responsible at all times over Skyler and just. yeah

but I feel like there's gotta be a more seamless way of her to do that than just sending them to camps bc she can't take care of them but I haven't figured that out yet anyways

Im done with this post let me know if you have questions and/or want more :D

thanks for the ask Kat <3

[rickie-the-storyteller]

One Song for Every OC Tag!

I was tagged by @gummybugg to do this (thank you sm <3).

Rules are simple - Assign a song that fits the vibe of your OC.

I've actually made playlists for my OCs already lol... you can find them on my Spotify!

Here's the link:

If I were to pick 1 specific song for each character, though... then these would be the ones:

Stephanie - Wings (Little Mix)

This song perfectly captures Steph's strong confident independent bad B personality lol. She seizes every opportunity, lives in the moment, and makes the best of every moment. That's what this whole song is about!

The only thing is... it makes a point about mothers giving their daughters life advice, and that doesn't exactly fit Steph as a character lol. She doesn't even know who her biological mother is... but the general message of the song fits nicely, so who cares?

Bret - Iris (The Goo Goo Dolls)

This song just screams Bret to me, I can't explain it.

Also, fun fact - a friend/follower of mine actually suggested that I put this on his Spotify playlist! So it isn't just me lol. I've actually put it on the Brelise playlist instead of the Bret one.

It's deep and moving, and beautifully written. Perfectly encapsulates his more vulnerable, sensitive side - the part of him that is hurting and looking for peace and solace and understanding (even if it's from just one person in the whole world). He wants someone to know who he is. He wants acceptance. And luckily, he does get it!

As well as healing. That's what he needs more than anything else, imo.

Elise - Idk lol. It's between two options...

I feel inclined to say "Für Elise" by Beethoven since that is where I got her name from. That's why I made this piece so important to her character.

Also, it is classical music, which I think suits El quite a lot... pretty, expressive, structured and classy. Plus, she's the studious one, and it is recommended to listen to classical music while you study!

Personality-wise and character-arc-wise, I feel like this song suits her a lot, though - it's called "Keeping Your Head Up" by Birdy!

I don't want to explain it too much... just listen to the lyrics. Elise's character in a nutshell, definitely.

Dylan - Beautiful Day (U2)

I love this song <3

I feel like Dylan would love it too. It's optimistic, while also reflective.

Gives off strong Dylan vibes to me. Very upbeat, but with a surprisingly rich inner world.

Alice - Underdog (Alicia Keys)

And finally, we have Ally. I'm giving her Underdog, 'cause that's what she is. The one people tend to overlook/underappreciate... but is actually a force to be reckoned with.

And that's all, folks!

I'm pretty sure all these songs appear in their playlists that I made for them on Spotify (apart from Bret's one). Check it out and follow for more!

This was great! I'll tag these people to try it next:

@wordbinge, @elizaellwrites, @writingalterras, @amugoffandoms, @flowers-2006, @mysticstarlightduck, @hollyannewrites, @clairelsonao3, @rubywrite, @winterandwords, @sam-glade, @scorpiolight, @ryns-ramblings, @yourlocalcryptidinthewoods

[mikelwave]

1, 2, 5, 10, 11, 12, 13, 16, 19, 21, 23, 25, 28 >:3

1. what song makes you feel better?

Depends on what mood I'm in, but generally a lot of 80s disco songs help me feel better. When I feel lonely I listen to a lot pf Phyrnna stuff, especially slower ones like this and this! I was always weird with music so I never know how to answer this one concretely lol

2. what’s your feel-good movie?

A lot of early Pixar films fit this category, but if I had to name one it'd be Wall-E.

5. who do you feel most you around?

Probably my sister, especially in the last 10 or so years I feel like she's been the only person I could really be truly open with and not worry that whatever I say would get used against me in some way :/

10. what’s something you’re excited for?

I'm really looking forward to World of Goo 2, I haven't been this hyped for a game since the Ace Attorney Chronicles! In general I'm excited to finally be working on a story I had in my mind for almost 10 years as well!

11. what’s your ideal date?

AVGN marathon I'd be really happy to be able to take someone to a place they previously told me they always wanted to go to, but keep it a surprise until we got there. If not that, then just a quiet time enjoying each other's company and not stressing out about daily life.

12. how are you?

I'm actually a lot better! I feel like I really needed to break the cycle I've been in for the last 7-ish years, I feel more in control of my life than I've been in a long time \o/

13. what’s your comfort food?

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16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

Your septum ring looks very handsome today :3

19. most important thing in your life?

This sounds corny as hell but it definitely would be the friends I've made in my late teen to adolescent years, next to that it'd prob be my art!

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

Don't force yourself to fit into groups that didn't care about accepting you in the first place. It's better to be alone than be surrounded by people who'd drop you as soon as you stopped fitting their strict agenda.

23. favorite piece of clothing?

I got this hoodie last fall and it's still my favorite one to wear!

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

drawing of an oc of mine or just a character I like is the best gift you could possibly give me, no need to spend money n shit

28. hugs or hand-holding?

def hugs!

ask game

[ifthestarsarewilling]

Oc Lore- COG

this has a lot of religious stuff (christian mostly) so if that makes you uncomfortable i wouldn't read it.

but if your okay with it, lets go!

aight, ill start with a basic run down of the story before i get into my ocs because some things wont make much sense otherwise

COG is a visual novel type thing exploring the relationship between a creator and their creations. in this case, the creator would be me (hi yes. me) and the creations are the ocs ill be talking about in a bit. you/the player play through a week, choosing who to talk to and eventually, the four of you go on a road trip. the person whos philosophies/relationship with me you relate to the most drives (you sit in the front seat) and when you get to your destination (the sky, where in universe me lives) you... well ill get to that after doing ocs. then there are four endings:

i kill the four of you and your all reborn into new, animalistic bodies, but i also die

i destroy the universe and you all with it, and i let myself live and create another, better universe

you're all sent back down with boons of some sort and ways to contact me at any time

you all stay with me and become more god-like beings

and thats about it. anyways oc time now!!

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Oc 1: Patrick (Pat)

pat, he/him, late twenties/early thirties, straight agender

hes a farmer who keeps bees! kinda like a cowboy. he has a pickup truck-like thing (this is MY fantasy world and i can make him have a magic cart that's basically a truck if i want) and lets you sit in the back. also gives you free honey.

hes a proper country lad, quite smart but cant be bothered to do anything with it. also absolutely JACKED like i mean MUSCLES all over this bad boy

he had a femme phase when he was younger, right after his parents died. still has some of the dresses

he likes me. his whole deal is 'hey, you were kinda an awful mom, but i mean you weren't really to blame. gave us all free will and stuff. please talk to me mom'

hes cool. i love my farmer son

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Oc 2: The Mermaid

the mermaid, she/her, around one fifty, cishet

shes like, really unhealthily christian. now theres nothing wrong with being christian, but shes just using it as an unhealthy coping mechanism.

so basically she had to leave the ocean and become a human after a lot of pollution ruined her home. now, being... yknow. ex-mermaid, she was treated kinda badly by the humans she first met. and so she converted to christianity to try and fit in! didnt really work though...

so she went mad from her hopelessness. prayed for days upon end without sleeping until her (not humanlike) form became twisted and eldritch from starvation. shes obsessed with being human.

so yeah.

she prays a lot. tries to convert people. considers me a false god and would kill me if given the opportunity.

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Oc 3: Rose

rose, it/its, 17, aromantic pansexual genderqueer

it wants to kill me :3

okay so basically its just... sad? lots of angst here.

its parents were killed in a hate crime (it had two dads) and it was left to raise itself. obviously it found out about my existence, and sort of went "hey, you. why did you let my parents die?" and after receiving no response it is now trying to kill me.

its good at metalworking! the knife in the picture is made by it, as is the necklace and earrings its wearing.

@n3bu-la you wanted to see this?? here you goo sorry it took me so long lol

it is also lactose intolerant and dies its hair. naturally its got straight black hair it basically fried it lol

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[nameification]

3, 5, 10, 19 for the edgy oc ask meme for any ocs of your choice (mix and match as desired) :3

fuck yeahhhh les go (IGOT UR 2ND ASK EHEHEHEHEHEHE LES GOO)

3. What is your OC's fatal flaw? Are they aware of this flaw?

ooooooo I think. I think I'll go with Alazea cause she's got A Lot of emotional baggage. The Commander works for this too hang on

okay so Alazea is like. her first impressions are meant to be "obedient right hand" bordering on lap dog (to The Commander) and she's very typically Angry (which contrasts her assigned virtue of Patience). But like. she's also very emotionally repressed and yes very starved of attention

and at the beginning she is all "This is all for the Greater Good I'm gonna get a Good Grade in Fighting The Space Aliens which is totally normal and possible to achieve." but it moves on more to "I've been so cruel I've pushed away everyone who saw me for who I truly was and responded in kind." and its. sdjkldsdhhd

She always knew she was just that little bit cruel. And she always thinks she came to that epiphany too late.

The Commander, however, is a much more jaded version of this. He's the one who made dealings with the Astrax, he's the one who "pulled the trigger" in Simon's execution, he's the one who sacrificed the world for his fucking girlfriend (and then eventually ascension to godhood) except with time he stopped caring about his girlfriend and became more and more inebriated with the power

And he knows this. He knows he's a piece of shit and there are times where he has his moments of clarity but overall he knows he's fucked it and that it's too late for any reformations.

5. How far is your OC willing to go to get what they want?

ooooooo okay obviously. The Commander. He's willing to sacrifice the whole world for his (ex)girlfriend and his own godhood. But I guess Elisa also counts. She basically irminsul'd all knowledge relating to the Vices with the exceptions of a few people to basically go deserter. The only evidence the Vices existed as a task force is the fact that there is a blank spot in the databases regarding a "Sister Task Force" to the 7✧Virtues Task Force and context clues and slow, purposeful leaks of information had let the people even know that the 7✧Vices once existed

10. What's an AU that would be interesting to explore with your OC?

OKAY honestly I think an au where Elisa went to uni before she got recruited would be funny just cause it would be like "Hi Professor I will not be attending classes for the next three days because I will be going to space can I submit the assignment like. a little bit later." Cause canonically she got swooped in right before she got to go to university and this one is mainly crack cause I just think it'd be funny

BUT ALSO au where Simon's soul didn't atomize in his execution and he still got to "live" but he definitely still would have to come back Wrong. you can't escape from fucking atom bombs no matter how much empress theresa you read

19. How does your OC behave when enraged?

Dehlia (cause she's Wrath) goes like. when she gets mad she gets mad mad and she likes to blow off steam by either going ham on actual Astraxis Formations or a (very well-worn) training dummy

Vienna's rage is very much. gamer rage but when they are fully enraged they literally need to "cool down" by standing in the cold for a few minutes or just soaking in a body of water for an hour. They like just chilling in the water when sobrang inis

The Commander knows he can just spout empty threats at whoever is making him angry and they won't fuck with him any further

hmmmm thas all I can think of right now thank you sososmuch I'll start with ur other ask like. right now

[sunrisetune]

Tag! If you would like, please tell me about your Courier and F:NV run decisions -- and DLCs as well, if you'd like! Did you have a favored home base in the game? Creepiest location?

Thank you Syrup from the past whose question I definitely didn't never actually answer publicly hahaaaaaa sorry friend! I appreciate it <3

My courier is actually a repurposed Killjoy OC of mine from several thousand internet years ago; she isn't my only courier but she was the first one I played, & only one I’ve finished the game as so far Her name is Violet! her hair’s blue and she does have pronouns.

She worked out an Independent Vegas with no treaty between the NCR and the Vegas gangs. (It annoys both my storytelling sensibilities and my like 'interpreting political messages in video games' sensibilities that the "best" ending is the 'Annex everything to the sci fi-US government" one but ANYWAY) Tried to solve problems diplomatically, but when she can’t, shoot them with a multiplasma rifle and cause chain reactions until they melt down into radioactive goo. As one does

In the DLCs: she tends towards the choices that kept the most people alive. Example: I flat-out didn’t know that we could talk Ulyesses out of the whole ‘nuke half the desert from orbit’ plan, if I could I would’ve spared him. As it was, decided to shut the facility down & let our brave robot friend make his sacrifice honourably. And I only cried about it a little bit! Ignoring ‘Honest Hearts’ bc it is both bad and stupid; I still haven’t played Old World Blues, but I’d like to! Whenever I hear something about that one I think, “Okay, this has to be the weirdest and horniest thing in the add-on” but somehow I have been wrong every time so far. x)

- I had two (2) favourite home bases actually! The first one was our hotel room in Novac. The second was the luxury suite in the Lucky 38, both bc I’m a sucker for The Drama and bc I can fit all of our friends in there with things I gave them. I liked setting up the ‘canteen’-type area in the kitchen and, like, isolate different parts of my inventory in different fridges. Like, “This is where the soda and street food goes! And this one’s for the medicine and the bombs c: “ We had at least three coffee tins and pots at a time, everyone got their own cups. And one (1) teddy bear per friend, bc I’m not a monster

- Creepiest location in the general game for me is Searchlight, for sure. It’s so avoidable and so fucking sad. And, like, one of the ways that the game used toxic waste as not just a backdrop or funny status effect but part of the plot, and how horrifying it is as a weapon. The soldier we meet there who’s ghoulified?? I’ve said this somewhere before but man I love when the game remembers it’s a sci-fi story. - Creepiest place including the DLCs would be the Sierra Madre! Dead Money is my favourite for a reason. The sheer body horror & regular horror of the ghosts. Some of the same as Searchlight as well; the place itself, the air, is hostile to us; we’re absolutely surrounded by dead; and (stealing a line from a Bioshock post I’ll link w/ I find it), the plot knows what it’s point is. The whole resort was metaphorically and literally broken, from the very beginning and the ground up, and that was what doomed everyone in it.

Also about Dead Money: I appreciated how the reason for the setting made sense. Like w/ playing it I was thinking ’’Oh, vending machines that can print whatever’s needed’’; and then Elijah is like ’’vENDING MACHINES THAT CAN PRINT WHATEVER IS NEEDED!’’ Also Pt II: stuck a grenade in the creepy-ass ghoul singer’s pocket. Arguably most satisfying kaboom in the game. Get smithereened douchebag

[tortadecereji]

Decided to put some context of the characters here, because I may bring them in this blog more often:

Oc info if you're interested under the cut :3

★ First, let's start with a little world-building, it's relevant to the understanding of the characters.

There is a place where all dreams and nightmares humans have are created, Dreamland. This place is responsible for keeping a great part of the universe in balance, after all, everyone dreams. Dreams and nightmares have the power to make people create new things and, to some, even give the will to live. And to keep that balance, Dreamland counts with three entities: Chaos, Dream and Nightmare. They are the ones who will create each dream to each living being in the universe and also create new living beings for their own dimension.

Each entity must always have an apprentice to take their place one day, be it the entity's own child or a "chosen one", however, once the entity chooses someone, they have no choice but to accept that, one day, they will become a emotionless being who only purpose is keep the universe balanced. Some think its a honor to have such a fate, but others think it's something worse than death itself.

★ Basic Dreamland entity thingy explained, let's go to the main characters:

Scream Dreamystar:

Scream is a goop monster, child of the entity of chaos herself, making him an apprentice of said entity. Being a monster essentially made of goo, Scream is capable of changing his shape and form as well as having the ability to melt and become a little green slimeball. His true form, however, is a giant monster form. Scream loves to cause chaos and annoy people in general, but he hates the idea of one day becoming the entity of chaos himself, with that he started visiting the out world(what would be our world) often in a way of forgetting his responsibilities. Due to not being human, he's usually rejected by society since, even in disguise, people can still tell something's off about him, he's not human after all. Even so, he does not care that much, he'd rather cause havoc than be all friendly with someone who won't even treat him as a person. Things changed a bit when he managed to find someone as off-putting as him.

Blaze Chain:

Blaze is a hybrid. His mother being a common human, and his father a dream!person, more specifically of the nightmare category. A hybrid between humans and dream!people is not a normal thing to happen, since to acess the out world, a interdimentional key is needed, said key being given only to those related to the entities, however, his father had acess to it somehow. Blaze's father was a fire creature with the ability to create flaming chains, so it's only natural that his son would be born with, not only fire powers, but also chains attached to his arms that can lit up whenever he desires. Unlike Scream, Blaze is quite sociable despite not being entirely human. He could be found often flirting with someone, he's always rejected, or participating in any sort of social activities, still, he felt like an outcast, so it was relieving when he met the goop monster and saw that he wasn't the only freak in this world. The two became friends quickly and would often get into trouble together, even if Blaze has to keep Scream from going too far most of the time. It had been just the two of them until they met a strange girl.

Lívia Duarte:

Lívia is a common human, but a lonely one, her only friend being her cat called "Heavymetal". As long as she can remember, she was called weird by everyone she met due to her addiction the paranormal. Lívia loves paranormal horror, even the crappy creepypastas, and is often seen spacing out about it, so when she heard that two monsters were running around the town she couldn't help but get excited! It was surprising, though, to found out that said monsters would be so easy to talk. She became friends with them quite easily even if she's human, after all, she's a weirdo just like them.

★ Together these three formed an garage emo band, Blaze on the drums, Lívia on the bass and Scream on the lead guitar and vocal. They're not famous or anything, but they enjoy playing together, forming a strong bond between friends. They will also often get into trouble due to their own stupidity.

Now, if Scream already hated the idea of the fate set to him, he now hates it even more. His friends, his band... he wants to keep remembering them like something precious, after all, they are precious to him. So even if he fails, and do become an emotionless entity of chaos himself that won't care about anything but chaos, he will try to fight.

★ There's much more actually, like the entity's lives before they become entity's, other apprentices, Dreamland... beind a weird place i guess, but I'd rather bring this up when I feel like sharing more. That's it for now :3

Ocs I've been obsessed with lately. Hope I don't forget them like I did with the others that came before them<3

Dumb horror fan and two non-human freaks, best friends forever, what could possibly go wrong?

[tsotc]

your and your boyfriend's ocs are all interesting, i'm looking forward to when the carrd is done. amnuai and absinthe are cute together! could you tell me more about anurak and petrichor's dynamic? does amnuai have a "i'm saddled with unnecessary feelings" moment(as you mentioned ce is like edgeworth.)? and i'm curious about udomwit's dynamics with petrichor, estmund, and anurak. how does udomwit handle anurak and jerome's.. differences?

Anurak is actually one of Petrichor's more regular clients and as such their relationship is like "I'm your therapist but by god I want to hit you with a car" and "I want to strangle you for failing to use Lady Halone's name in place of your 'god'". Anurak doesn't live at Façade save for when he's having a psychotic girl moment and the church isn't letting it stay with them for Psychotic Girl Reasons. Petrichor is a very reasonable person but oh my god you're fucking insane what's wrong with you.

I don't think that Amnuai has had that moment purely because Absinthe doesn't have a brain for the most part. Ce is ungodly unaware of cer own emotions but incredibly in tune with other people's, including absinthe, so doesn't find it hard to dance around cer feelings for him in a way that still allows for his affections and cer caring. There's a chance that ce's been like that to Petrichor before (they get along well and are mostly sane and normal, unlike Literally Everyone Else) but it manifested like "Would that I could live in a world without Absinthe. I find it difficult to lay my heart to rest when he's around." "Im going to call you a slur are you okay with that" (SAID JOKINGLY).

UDOMWIT. MY GUMBLY FUCKING MEOW.

Despite being one of the most eccentric people there (minus anurak, who believes halone speaks through him etc. etc) she's fully convinced that she's destined to be a background character in everyone else's stories and acts as theatrical and as memorable as possible to try and cement her place in other people's legacies, if only for a night. She and Petrichor are playing gay chicken in the sense that wit won't allow herself to burden someone like him with her love and petrichor is solving peoples problems to avoid dealing with his own (he and amnuai tend to bond over this). She loves him though and it's clear for everyone to see. Udomwit calls everyone "love" and "dear" but it shows up a lot more with petri than anyone else, she loves through food and asks him to taste test her menus and desserts a lot, the act of sharing a business together is one of love as well.

Wit has known Estmund for a very, very long time. He's actually the one who taught her more refined cooking stuff when she came to Coerthas for the first time (up until then she was mostly just a homecook and that hasn't really changed). This Was A While Ago. 18 summers or so? Udomwit is like 38 and Estmund is like 52 but nobody believes how long they've been friends bc one larps as a vampire and the other Goos His Face everyday with Plant Goop to keep looking 25. Hyur curse. Whenever Estmund comes to visit he brings a sodoku or crossword book and they do it together. The two of them tend to bounce resippies off of each other a lot and its nice when they cook together because everyone goes home with like 3 full plates of food because god these two don't know how to cook small portions when they get excited about food.

She. Does not handle Anurak well. She's bad with conflict because oh she just wants to keep everyone happy and well fed and safe but isn't incapable of putting her foot down when things get dire, even if it really does break her heart a little to do so.

Anurak keeps its head down at the bar unless Jerome is there mostly under threat of Amnuai Is Going To Beat You To Death. They get on rather well, don't get me wrong, but only whilst Anurak is having a normal one and when things stir up with Jerome she isn't usually the first to jump in to stop it. This isn't out of lack of responsibility or anything, just that she's a Little Scary when she's angry or being authorative and Petrichor is better at de-escalation wrt those two. Anurak. is like a cornered animal 9 times out of ten, Udomwit is a calming presence for the most part and let's him get the stress from being Catholic out a little bit when Petrichor isn't around.