#< rest in percy

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite parts about Percy being Obviously Bi™ is he doesn't universally describe one gender as attractive. Like he doesn't just say all girls are cute and guys are just okay or whatever or vice versa. No, he has specific girls he finds pretty and specific guys he finds pretty, and he voices that opinion.

For example - Clarisse? Thalia? Meh. Even Silena, who is canonically very pretty, Percy is relatively neutral on. But Annabeth? Rachel? Calypso? 100%. And based on differences in descriptions like that we can tell when Percy is attracted to somebody versus isn't. He calls everybody else in Beckendorf's cabin ugly and then waxes poetic about how hot Beckendorf is specifically. He'll describe most guys as just "eh" with plain physical descriptors but every time he sees Luke he feels the need to specify that Luke is extremely hot while being very evil and how much he hates Luke's stupid very very pretty face. love that for you Percy. great work.

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[hamletshoeratio]

I loved the Zeus - Posedion conversation so much because it is the most sibling tm scene in the show so far (after Posedion intervened and stopped his brother from literally murdering his son). They're literally at war one second, there's some levity a second later when they decide they're on the same side and then the youngest brother has to rub in the fact that he won and that he's going to tell everyone else in the family ASAP much to the older brother's absolute annoyance as he rolls his eyes. Not to mention "Who knows about father?" "... Hermes " "So... everyone knows?" Hermes canonically being the biggest blabber in Olympus lmao.

[minjimunji]

jason and piper

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

[wu-does-art]

coming out as a "Will snores obnoxiously loud" and "Nico breaths so quietly you can barely tell hes alive" truther

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Kronos’ showing up in Percy’s dreams yet again and his first reaction being “are you deadass rn” he’s SICK and TIRED

[percexe]

WOE SIBLINGS BE UPON YE

[demigods-posts]

come to think of it. incredibly strategic how the campers threw percabeth in the lake in tlo. almost as if a certain someone knew percy could make an underwater bubble — perfectly equipped for an intimate moment with no interruptions. strange.

[wuntrum]

percyyy...my little guyyy

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

How are we all doing, I’m losing my mode after this finale. The opening and ending has me gagged.

[curapicas]

Idk I just think it's a crazy thing that on the foreground the magic broom of flying is side by side with Percy's cane, which is way more down-to-earth but no less a reminder of a miracle

[hyperfixation-fix]

And he's cured, folks!

Inspired by this post from @massiveladycat

[kittenscookie]

What Luke's funeral in the Modern Epic Au would look like

A third of the camp is crying, a third are in violent soul crushing sobs, and the last bit is holding back tears.

Annabeth: *Through Tears* We will miss him so much. He was so sweet—

Percy: *Nodding*

Chris: *Raises a brow*

Annabeth: Never mean—

Pollux: *Side Eye*

Ghost Castor: *Bombastic Side*

Dionysus: *Criminal Offense Side Eye*

Annabeth: Never angry.

Grover: ...Huh—?

Travis: *Leans in and whispers* Are we at the wrong damn funeral?

Connor: *Shakes his head and shrugs* I don't think so?

Annabeth: He always had a nice thing to say—

Everyone: *Nods and murmurs in agreement*

Annabeth: Never negative.

Percy: *Starts shaking his head at that, absolutely perplexed and wondering where she got that from*

Everyone in Hermes Cabin: *Genuinely looking at her like she's insane*

Annabeth: He was always so generous!

Clarisse: BULLSHIT!

Chris: Clarisse!

Clarisse: No! Because that mother fucker made me pay him ten drachmas and 40$ for a single six pack of beer once! GENEROUS MY ASS!

Connor: *Smiling wistfully and on the verge of tears* Yup, that was my brother...

[rui-drawsbox]

post-medicine treat

sweet treat after last post lol

[fryingpan1234567]

Percy Weasley…. with a sleeper build??

Percy Weasley who carries around SO MANY FUCKING BOOKS ALL THE TIME

+ His heavy ass school bag

+ Moving said books around to place them at various heights on shelves and in his room

Taught himself to be ambidextrous to be as versatile when studying as possible which means FOREARMS

But he’s skinny asf and no you can’t really see it

(Especially in comparison to Oliver Wood, who’s built like a fridge and is a healthy 6’2)

And I do mean he LOOKS skinny like enough people have seen him without a shirt (brothers, other family members, Oliver, people in vicinity while swimming and such) and that boy is thin okay 

But there was this one time when Percy went to move a whole stack of textbooks from his bed to somewhere else, and because he’s wearing a short sleeve pajama-esque T-shirt (probably Oliver’s), Oliver half spit his drink out because ARMS??

SINCE THE FUCK WHEN?? FUCKING WHERE??

Listen if you think that kid hasn’t built up muscle from a quidditch crazy family that makes him play all the time, Molly Weasley’s hearty cooking, carrying around his own books and probably other people’s sometimes and helps shorter kids put theirs on the higher shelves in the library all day every day, you’re crazy

But because he’s like 6’5 it gets distributed differently and he looks like a candy cane no matter what

Sometimes you can see it when he’s carrying enough books at once, and upon discovering this, Oliver will poke at Percy’s arms in wonder and it makes Percy flush but he secretly kinda loves it

Yeah one time Percy surprised them both after Gryffindor won a particularly large match and he PICKED UP OLIVER (all 200+ lbs of him) AND SPUN HIM AROUND IN EXCITEMENT

“WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT”

“I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD DO THAT EITHER”