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silveredfeathers · 1 year ago
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((It's the age poll.))
Oh, no. It's the one from a while back. I am never letting you live it down, old man.
You mean the one with a rather small sample size compared to the number of users on the site?
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That's only 88 people out of... Roughly 135 million people who use rotumblr. There is no way this poll could be accurate. Hence why I was only looking at the fact there where older users on the site rather than the overall results of the poll. Also, how could it reach more people if only 14 users reblogged it?
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Also, I would like to point out that thinking 35 is old is rather ridiculous considering the average person lives up to around 73-79 years old. I'm not even halve way through my life if we are to assume I'll die at 73.
So no, I'm not old, and I'm also not going to trust the results of a highly inaccurate poll that only got to so many people just because someone wants to say I'm an old man.
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hanafubukki · 1 month ago
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Dang it now i understand why guys like short shorts on girls. I wanna run my hands up Lilia's legs and touch him without taking the shorts off 😫💦💦
AHEKSKKDFABSJSJS
You know Anonie I never thought of it that way before 🤣😆 I never made that connection but it does make sense now that you pointed it out. 👀🧐
Okay okay but what if??
You know that one post?? Or trope? (Brain is freezing right now so I can’t remember the word correctly)
The one where the person kisses the feet and goes up? What about that! But with Lilia?
Kisses up the legs and slowly running your hands up his thighs, and as you get higher and higher up his thighs, you tease him with bites.
Feeling him tremble as you tease him…
Your hand slips under his shorts and beneath his underwear….
And I’ll leave the rest to your imagination 🥰
Lilia isn’t the only tease around here 😘
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dp-time-police · 2 years ago
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"I hope you're not teaching my daughter this new lingo."
"... Too late for that one."
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tactician · 28 days ago
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SHINY STARTER PIPLUP....... HOLY MOLY. he showed up after only 1086 resets - in a 1/8192 game!!! i cannot believe this hunt went by as quickly as it did!!! yet another dream starter shiny target successfully met! :')
i'm literally so shocked that he sparkled so quickly. i decided to look for a shiny sinnoh starter in platinum version, since you can save right next to the selection screen, and it looks like that was a really good call!
i'm going to name this little one 'powder' eventually!
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roseofhybrids · 19 days ago
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so, I'm looking up reference pictures for deer hooves and-
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that is certainly an image right there
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trashyandtiredsol · 1 year ago
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Here this is!!!
Which I have been procrastinating on for EVER at this point
Idk if this is considered eyestrain so I'll just add a tag or 2 for that :P
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And @ ing @sleepis4theweak cuz this is based on their drawing of Milkshake they did awhile ago!! Which idk where it is now :P
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gorvamp · 8 months ago
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listening to monster control service while drunk. big fan of chase so far. certain this will have no negative consequences
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robotic-remission-pkmn · 3 months ago
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🔺 you say that, and yet the future is unpredicatable. There’s always the chance they are taken from you and it’s out of your control. What would you do then, I wonder?…
I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN DO ANYTHING TO HURT HER
I WOULD RATHER LOSE MYSELF THEN LET HIM HAVE ME AGAIN.
[Rating has been added automatically! 11/10]
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gooperts-gunk · 1 year ago
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one beach day during purgatory could fix all the team vs team vs team trust issues but that'd be too good for them the eyeball does not want that and that hurts me </3
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sapphire-heart-tippy · 2 years ago
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Vanilla Ice flapping his butt cape around because he's bored and listening to music
(working on one where he's flopping his hair around with some headphones)
It's been years since I've animated something so I'm very rusty and trying out some stuff
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hanafubukki · 29 days ago
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PJ Lilia got me daydreaming about biting up his legs and then taking what's between his legs in my mouth. That got me thinking that until I see a convincing big d on him, I think he's got a small d. But that's okay, it won't make our mouth sore and it'll be comfortable to suck on like a lolly. I've never been an S or Dom, but I wanna tease the big old war vet about his tiny dick and how cute it is (even though he knows he's cute and likes it lol) but how it's still perfect because it's his and honestly big dicks are overrated (I say until I get going on who has big dicks (I bet the twins do 👀))
ANAKSKDKDD IM SORRY ANONIE ABNENDD😆🤣😭
Please excuse me but I just can’t take this ask seriously omg 😂😆🤣
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Because you said “suck on like a lolly” and now I’m dying of laughter ommmggg
All I can imagine is a tootsie lollipop now LMFAOO
ABSJKDKDJDNF SOMEONE HELP I CANT BREATHE
Besides, isn’t it about how you use it rather than the size??
Though I always think the non-humans are bigger, and personally, fae lore usually give them shape shifting abilities, etc. 🤔
You know what they say about teasing the devil lolol
BAKSKD tootsie pop ABSJJDD 😂😂 sorry sorry my humor is a bit broken lolol
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teffiniwynn · 1 year ago
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Hey, serious time: I'll need help if shit goes absolutely pear-shaped for gender affirming care in Ohio. Any trusted mutuals/friends willing to help?
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involuntaryspya · 1 year ago
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STARFIELD
Growing up in the United Colonies as a LIST family, James Buchannan "Bucky" Barnes had a fairly happy life. His mother passed when he and his sister were young, and his father struggled to raise them for years with Bucky's tendency for trouble making. Being a reserve Vanguard trainer, Bucky's father would frequently visit New Atlantis to assist in the training programs. It was on one such trip that Bucky's father died. The following years caused a lot of change for Bucky--his sister chose to stay with friends of the family, while Bucky himself chose to be a ward of the state, staying in New Atlantis with the other service members of the Vanguard. As he got older, Bucky had every intention of joining the Vanguard. He eventually got to join on his 16th birthday, and got partnered with Captain Rogers--and what a pair they were. They made names for themselves during the Colony Wars as champions for the UC.
It may have been war, but things were going well for Bucky and Steve up until their last mission. Sent to retrieve a stolen prototype ship, the pair were expecting some sort of Freestar Collective scheme at play. Instead, they ran into Eclipse. Tortured and held hostage, when Steve and Bucky finally managed to break free, the ship was rigged to grav jump right into the heart of the UC fleet and explode. While they managed to mess with the controls, there wasn't enough time for both to escape--Steve managed to get free, but Bucky stayed behind.
All the world thought Bucky Barnes died that day, the ship exploding in the vast expanse of space. The reality? Bucky managed to grav jump into an empty part of space, close off parts of the ship, and isolate the explosion. The good? He survived. The bad? He was dead in the water, with no way to get back home.
A MAST ship stumbled upon the wreckage, where, to their surprised, a barely living war hero was found. A barely living war hero with renowned skills that the universe already had presumed dead. One that, upon waking, had no memory of who he was or how he'd gotten where he'd gotten. A perfect specimen for their cybernetics research.
A long series of years passed--the Colony Wars ended, an uneasy peace was brokered, and a certain agent began to gain infamy. Dubbed The Winter Soldier, there was quite a bit of rumor about this agent--a slew of activity, then silence for years, all sorts of missions big or small. Pirates and gangs were just as afraid as those government personnel in the information business.
The truth? Bucky had become The Winter Soldier. And after years of missions, cryosleep, and brainwashing, he broke free. The fallout was... messy. And his recovery is a full journey. But the Winter Soldier these days has a rep for hunting criminals--and in some dark, desperate corners of the universe, helping people start a new life.
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midnight-cards · 2 years ago
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Perspective my beloathed nemesis
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rubitheracoon · 4 months ago
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I love grian he's so silly just all the time
grian specialises in casually dropping hints and not elaborating afterwards
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jaynaverse · 4 months ago
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guys jayna may have a girlfriend very very soon…
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