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Something that I think about a lot is how the bots in training mode always know where you are and who you are. They just pretend they don't, that you're fooling them with your disguise and your cloak.
Even if you walk in front of the sniper you're disguised as, he can't do anything to you unless you give him a valid reason, like dropping it or bumping into him. But he knows. He knows very well. You're not fooling anybody but he knows better than to attack.
There are two reasons I can think of this:
A. Somehow your disguise is so flawless, unaturally so, that even if a merc is looking at the mirror image of themself, there is something that is constricting them from attacking. Maybe it's in their body, like a sense of impending doom telling them to get away, do not engage. Maybe it's you, there is something wrong with the way you move, the way you breathe, the way you wear their face and clothes that has them standing there, stupefied, horrified or
B. Your disguise is so utterly dogshit the bots/mercs are taking pity on you and are pretending to be fooled for your sake. Yes they know, they know you're not their spy, he is literally standing right over there and you're not even trying to look subtle. Yes, of course they know you're sitting cloaked in the corner because that's where you always go. You always disguise as scout. But they don't want to embarrass you or crush your dreams because they think you're still learning, so they let you be until you drop it. Then they act all shocked and panicked and gun you down
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 meta#tf2 training mode#tf2 bots#tf2 training mode au#i really like the idea that the reason the valve bots are so bad is because they're doing it on purpose to give you confidence#but i also really like the alternative which is hehe scary#offline au#tf2 offline au#< half-related ig#nomi writes
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durge art inspired by. well. i think some of you may know because we are on tumblr dot com
#durge#dark urge#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 durge#blood tw#saint sebastian#i like that his wikipedia page has an lgbt+ related section. i mean as is appropriate#*not implying that everyone in tumblr is christian only that ppl use this imagery a lot due to the gay implications as well as the rest#it's my birthday pls bc nice about my cringe yet free oc art 👍🏻#bucky#he's half drow which in practice in the game#means he gets all the attitude from non drow + minthara says something very offensive when he first meets her. discrimination maxxing ig
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my favorite bird boyladything
#my art <3#🪐!- solas#obey me#obey me oc#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#originally she was going to be Diavolo’s sister but in my autistic heart I knew he was referred to as the demon kings only child and#could not do it#well ig I could’ve had them be half siblings…. But his mom died in child birth it’s not happening#the descriptions already written#I’m not changing it#I don’t like making ocs that go too against canon so making ocs related to characters already has my eye twitching#autism has it so I have to follow rules when making ocs so.#oh my god piers no one asked
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Look.
Ace Attorney fandom.
I know why people don't like Turnabout Bigtop. I am among the people who dislike Turnabout Bigtop.
But I GET why people like the case. I'm not going to be one of those annoying people who just blindly dump on it because I hate those mfs too.
Thing about Bigtop isn't that it sucks. Thing isn't the weird grooming stuff (though that is a huge part of it). It's not that it could've been good.
It's that - in my personal OPINION - it could have been *great*.
I think it had the potential to be one of the best third cases in the trilogy. It had everything; a fun and goofy setting fit for a pretty dang goofy lawyer game - where the environment itself had jokes and quips and one-liners and mishaps and tomfoolery written all over it, it had the previous case introducing a very interesting and important plotline that gave background for one of the more well-loved characters while also introducing an equally fucked up and lovable new one who was a child forced into a shit childhood of naivete in a CIRCUS with another character who was very naive and childish - whose interactions could have been funny and cute and reflective of said shit from the previous case (seriously she becomes such an important character in the 4th case, WHY would they not include her in this one for some character development? How did they fuck up letting a CHILD explore a CIRCUS?? That would have made the interactions flow MUCH better).
They had a pretty good, sympathetic killer imo, a morally dubious victim, an asshole of a client (who was pretty flat admittedly in-game, but I like his weird, topsy-turvy reasoning for it in the anime. Also, I think Max being kinda a dick would have bode well for the themes of Farewell since most of his clients up to this point have been like...nice? Not nice, but sympathetic, but him having to defend someone who's innocent but a prick would have shown him that just because someone is an asshole, doesn't mean they deserve to suffer for it and that they have the potential to grow as people, which is almost a complete foil to what Matt was. Ultimately, I would have loved the contrast of them as clients and I think it would have also served as character development for Phoenix, especially with his low-empathy tendencies).
They just didn't think that far ahead. They just didn't execute it well enough. They just decided to make three of the adult characters fight for the hand in marriage of a teenage girl. (Bat's part of the story was actually kinda good if he was just YOUNGER, I think him doing that for Regina would have been a stupid thing someone in the circus would do to impress their crush. Damn you Ace Attorney and your weird treatment of underage girls!!)
It just flopped and that's ok.
Even though it kinda sucked, it can still mean something to me.
Also I'm a Moe Curls apologist. I liked him, shut up.
#didn't care for the dialogue either.#DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT FRANZISKA DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T YOU DARE GET ME STARTED#THIS CASE WAS SO GOOD FOR HER DEVELOPMENT THAT'S NOT EVEN A “COULD HAVE” THING#sure she could've been fleshed out a bit more#but the stuff we get from our interactions with her in this case is GOOD. SHIT. It's just that this case is so hated that it's overshadowed#and yeah. i like Moe Curls. i think he's cool and he added some flair in an otherwise bleak case.#i think his whole unfunny clown schtick was very entertaining. it reminded me of this one shel silverstein poem i loved as a kid#clooney the clown.#tbh ive wanted to rewrite Bigtop for a while now#get a script together and all that. but im an amateur writer who's burnt out as shit and never posts anything writing related#except analysis i get way too excited and proud of. oh well#maybe someday.#also rq why does every other tripple-a game get really good in depth analysis video essays#with their complex literary themes talked about#but with Ace Attorney - a game about reading longer than most books - half the fans have the absolute most dogshit literacy comprehension#it's actually painful. ESPECIALLY with Franziska's character#anyway i'll stop.#ace attorney trilogy#ace attorney#ace attorney justice for all#turnabout big top#franziska von karma#phoenix wright#phoenix wright ace attorney#pearl fey#farewell my turnabout#moe curls#regina berry#ig ore if this is incomprehensible i did not proofread this.#i simply do not like how fran's only traits to somea these mfs is “annoying overemotional teenager haha grumpy whip lady”
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it actually is so bullshit that mothwing is so defined by her relationship to hawkfrost and how they grew up together and he ended up mistreating her, and that the erins just couldn’t care less about her relationship with her half siblings. hawkfrost is allowed to have some contrived half baked thing with brambleclaw but mothwing has zero family left and i guess they all just pretend shes this totally unrelated girl or something
#mothwing is alderhearts aunt. think about that#itd be interesting if like moth was estranged from bramble and tawny cause she cannot relate to them and she also hates bramble#but that isnt really. intentional ig? iirc its only briefly mentioned in mothwings secret where she says theyd never understand her#and also bramble just focusing on ‘’omg i have a BROTHER!! idgaf about sisters’’#tbh its so irrelevant that shes a tigerkid that i made a joke about hollypaw calling her aunt mothwing cause she thinks she and aunt leaf#are dating#but i completely forgot that she’s technically considered her aunt anyways cause they thought bramble was her dad#really tho its so bullshit to put the onus on the fandom for ''ignoring mothwings relationship with her half siblings''#when the books couldnt care less
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i think it’d be very fun if a reason we got kuukou juto and dice paired up was because they have a side of themselves they keep hidden from others lol
#vee queued to fill the void#juto’s madness borne from grief and anger and dice’s young master side (for lack of better term ig lol)#kuukou…………. hm#so like i don’t really know how to like…… say it lol????#but jyushi and hitoya have been affected by su*cide in some way#kuukou in that serious shot was telling sasara to be quiet bc of the possibility of a bear#but that’s quite the look on his face over a bear and this is a few pages after kuukou told us this is a forest people go to die in#i think kuukou does have a connection to su*cide from how often it recurs in his stories and like#lately i’ve been wondering if it’s in relation to his themes of self sacrifice#idk it’s just a half baked thought rn lol
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I’m curious if you have any thoughts or headcanons about Onslaught and alcohol. I imagine being a semi-functioning evil team is stressful and if Psimon is chucking everyone’s vapes then cigs and 420 isn’t an option, then alcohol is the second best thing right? Besides drinking together is team building and leads to this wonderful thing called “actually talking about your trauma instead of bottling it up for once”.
AAAA sorry about taking so long to get around to this.
I need to stop checking my inbox until I’m FULLY ready to yap and ramble. I need that lil blue dot reminding me I have asks so bad.
That IS a good question and I’m so flattered that y’all bother with my content. <3 I think they’d be at least somewhat different about alcohol.
(Sorry for any typos in advance, I wrote this mostly at various doctor’s appointments. ALSO. Last thing to apologize for. I’ve never vaped or smoked when I wrote the last part, but I also have never consumed alcohol and that fact may be more evident in this one)
Cw: Alcohol and some references to alcoholism, uh…references to angst but maybe more comfort than angst, kinda all over the place <\3
Okay so, in the beginning, Onslaught was Mostly teens. Psimon was BARELY even old enough to drink in America at the ripe young age of 21, flat. And I thinnkkkkkk Psimon is American? Even if he’s not, it seems the rest of Onslaught is, so I think Psimon would probably step up and be all “No, no,�� confiscate all the bottles and cans and it’d make the teens so mad and indignant. Literal felons are being BABYSAT. Even when they travel where the drinking age is lower.
But when the teenagers turn old enough to drink, they have a whole little birthday celebration with what they can get, and of course, offer the first taste of alcohol. Their choice for what it is, as long as the team could afford it. Of course, they laugh and tease if they recoil from the taste.
Most of the team is pretty fond of drinking, usually together. It’s nice bonding.
Devastation is the only exception to the “Psimon Says no alcohol until you’re 21” rule from the beginning. The team can argue “She is LITERALLY one (1) year old” all they want. She is LITERALLY built different, Psimon is fine with her drinking.
Idk if she particularly has a preference for any kind. She’s probably one of those who subscribe to the belief of “It ain’t right if it doesn’t burn a bit going down”. Wine is probably somewhat…nostalgic. For some reason. Takes her back to someplace she can’t name, someplace she’s never been, but I think that’d be one of the only reasons she might prefer wine. Her taste may be all over. May be whatever’s strong and good. I’m no alcohol savant, what do I know?
She likes to drink to celebrate and to bond, sometimes to ebb at stress. It takes a LOT to get her drunk, but that’s not gonna stop her from getting drunk when she has the time and money burn on it. She gets drunk and gets even more jovial and warm and open, though she’s usually relatively open. Also, haphazard. She becomes a big fan of violating people’s personal space. Hugs, patting backs, throwing her arm around them, leaning on people shorter than her, etc.
It can annoy a lot of people if she does it too much, Psimon strangely doesn’t seem to mind too much tho…aheem…
Besides that, Psimon’s generally against the team drinking to the point of drunkenness, but there’s little to actually do about it; he struggles to track all of their limits, and when he’s focusing on one, that leaves all the others alone. He tries to avoid getting drunk himself instead. Someone has to stay sober, and his psionic powers don’t mix well with too much alcohol. And he’s the leader. It makes the most sense that it’d be him to keep his wits about him.
The Terror Twins are hearty drinkers; they also can drink a lot and get very warm and jovial when drinking, like Devastation. Any outing to a bar feels celebratory with them. They decided they don’t like to get fully drunk though, not too regularly. First Tuppence decided this, then Tommy when she pointed it out to him. They don’t want to open up more quickly than they intend. Psimon can relate to that, so he defends them when they drop out. That doesn’t stop them from having fun with everyone else though, or helping when things get bad. They’re usually decent at opening up on their own time anyway.
Shimmer and Mammoth like to follow Psimon’s lead and keep excess drinking to a minimum. A couple of shots, a glass or maybe two, it really depends on what it is, but that’s it. Mammoth can take more than his sister, just by merit of him being so much larger, but he doesn’t like the taste of alcohol at all while his sister does. However, the second either of them get any kind of buzz ebbing at their senses is the second they quit.
If they’re found sitting down and downing drinks, something is wrong. They’d only let go so much if they’re trying to drown their problems. Then, they can use some company. Someone lending an ear to their sorrows doesn’t sound half bad.
If another team member is in a similar situation and needs someone to simply sit next to them and just be, or listen, Baran and Selinda are quick to be there for them.
Junior drinks for fun, he’ll seize any opportunity to drink. That man is getting “Krunk” as the kids say. He doesn’t know his limits and if he did, there’s no telling if he’d actually adhere to them. He WILL blackout if no one keeps an eye on him. He will be puking in the trashcan. The rest of the team has to steer him away from opportunities to drink lest he develop alcoholism at the tender age of 5-minutes-into-being-able-to-legally-drink.
His mood becomes turbulent and fragile. He’ll typically be happy, loud, reckless, aggressive; but at the mention of the wrong thing or at the sight of something that takes him way back, he can breakdown rather easily. It’s actually pretty common for his drunken stints, when they get out of hand, to end in tears. Junior has to be one of the least repressed members of Onslaught, due in no small part to moments like these; where he lets his emotions run rampant and they go down a bad path.
He’d expect ridicule, but Onslaught is actually very sympathetic to his struggles and complaints, whatever they may be. He can air his dirty laundry as much as he wants with little to no judgement, something he’s not used to. Once he starts, it’s hard to stop, but the team will listen until the end and it’s something he’s really grateful for. Despite being a troublemaker and general criminal, he tries to pay the team’s kindness towards him forward as much as he can.
If Psimon does end up drinking to lose his troubles, he usually does it alone, when everyone else is asleep. Or at least when he thinks everyone else is asleep. Sometimes someone will wander about looking for a late night snack or a glass of water, or even search for him himself. He dislikes being caught like that, dislikes not being so impervious and put-together for the team.
Without fail, they’ll sit with him awhile. They’ll ask, they’ll listen, they’ll joke or comfort or sit in silence. Psimon will wither in place or try to get them to leave him be, but they’re a stubborn lot. They’re far from the most “upstanding” of company, but they treat him with the same care, empathy, and concern he tries to treats them with; and Psimon finds afterwards that, despite not enjoying being caught in a state of weakness or forced to open up, he wouldn’t have rather it have gone any other way.
#thank you for the ask! I hope I actually Said Something in all of these paragraphs I feel insane#Feel like the world’s brokenest record rn. If this is so slapped together after all this time I’m so sorry.#Have I been tip toeing on the edge of burnout for months or is this a Mental Illness#Eh back in the day it was all called laziness I’ll call it laziness#Laziness can be conquered‼️💪 WE BALL‼️#h hopital#I do have one more ask in my inbox. It’s relating to The Love Glove. But it’s from a mutual who said I could take as long as I want so uh#I AM OVERSTAYING THAT INVITATION! In my defense I need to see Clockwork Orange first it’s actually imperative to the headcanons bro I swear#Psimon Says y’all suffer the weight of crime until you’re 21. Go mutilate a furby or raid a candy shop to feel better. (/j /hj)#psimon#simon jones#yj! Simon jones#Yj! Devastation#Icicle jr#cameron mahkent#Selinda flinders#Yj! Shimmer#Baran flinders#Yj! Mammoth#Tuppence terror#Tommy terror#Terror twins#Businesscasual writing#…when did I start taking tumblr writing requests#Ig these are so half hearted wishy-washy in terms of “is it writing? Or is it blorbo rambling?”#Blegh. Thank you anyway#I’m so sorry for the delay#I love when people ask about my Blorbos. My lil guys.#Onslaught my beloved#Young justice
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got to the fontaines show way later than planned on wednesday bc my train was stalled and then my uber got stuck in crazy traffic, which put me in prime mosh pit territory next to a group of obnoxious drunk teenage boys 🙃 i guess on the bright side, eventually i got shoved so hard i quite literally fell into the first few rows 😭
#it was….an experience#for the first half i thought the crowd was actually kinda lame but i spoke too soon#couldn’t even pay attention during boys in the better land bc i had to focus on staying on my feet#and catching falling crowd surfers#the drunk teenage boys continued to be the bane of my existence no matter where they were in relation to me#but it was mostly still fun#i was up front when grian got down into the first row#i couldn’t tell where he was and then he popped up right in front of me lol#if u saw the video on their ig it was at ‘i’m the pig on the chinese calendar!’ 😭#also! i’m so glad they played nabokov this time! they didn’t in san diego!
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algerian trans women arent able to compete in women sports at all, but yeah its makes no sense to call khelif tme. youre so fucking smart.
i see you don't believe that i'm quoting one of the trans women in my life about that, which is your prerogative. it's also your right to miss my point entirely both about the ways this alienates intersex people and about the rigidity of a binary that comes down to the same shrinking circles terfs draw when they try to quantify what a woman is (speak up for women, the most organised nz group, have now submitted on the human rights act suggesting that all babies be karyotyped at birth and the results be public, bc they can't establish any other definition they agree on. absolutely fucking nobody, not even their christian or conspiracist allies, agrees with them on this one.)
but you don't have to take my word for it! when i was at that consultation with the nz law commission, i was in a room with many other intersex and trans people, including trans athletes and trans women like lexie matheson who consult on trans inclusion in sports at a high national level. i don't think there's a single person in that room who did not name what was happening to khelif as we spoke as transmisogyny, who did not speak of her as part of a group with whom we all shared something.
at the end of the day, prison abolition informs all of my politics. i believe that we must look clearly and carefully at harm and distinguish it from discomfort or disagreement, and identify its structural sources and true perpetrators. i believe that to build a better future we must be capable of imagining one. i believe that we can build a world where suffering is not the metric by which we determine value or punishment or righteousness. i believe that we can build a world where we centre and uplift those who are most hurt, in every arena — black and brown trans women, here; in some of my other work, it's incarcerated intellectually disabled people, or asian migrant sex workers affected by section 19, the list goes on — without then pitting them against other people who share some of the same story and will benefit from the same deconstruction of the systems that hold them down. i believe we can build a world in which asab doesn't affect so much of your life by beginning that work now.
there's a politics of scarcity — you have it better than me, so we have nothing in common. i saw it all the time in brothels, the idea that the new girl is taking money out of your kids' mouths. the viciousness with which people who are struggling are so ready to abandon solidarity. is it so hard to demand better for everyone? to think less about the ways we're alone and more about the ways we're together?
maybe it is. i know that well enough as a prison abolitionist. people get scared. they swing at shadows, they swing at anyone who seems to be suffering less, they — we, i should say, i am certainly not immune — get blindingly jealous of people who seem to have it easier. that's grief! that's grief for the easier life that we deserve. and we get to mourn, and take that time to feel it, and then we can choose if we want to keep working hand in hand with each other toward a world where that grief is dwarfed by the promise of the future.
#or you could simply say that she's not a trans woman instead of trying to make these terms fit? 'exempt' does make no sense here#unfollow me if you don't like what i'm saying! i don't intend to harp on it i like my little corner of tumblr and don't want this to spread#rbs still turned off anons also going off bc frankly i need to catch up on all my irl commitments and on local organising#and on the day job which is international organising related lmao#i really really cannot say this enough: even for the people i know who are both terminally online in trans circles AND organising irl#committing to more of the latter makes you feel a lot better about the former#also as always: i live in new zealand. i think half the problem with trans discourse is that people cannot imagine not just a better future#but a present in which there are communities less dysfunctional irl than this big messy online one#and that's saying something given how much i've vented on here about local dysfunction#i know a lot of people — mostly trans women — on here + twitter who feel afraid to have these conversations in public bc ppl act like this#and they have better things to do#technically so do i but unfortunately last night i was upset so i've opened another can of worms ig#which fucking sucks for me because every single time i have this conversation it devolves into people refusing to believe my csa history#or that i was sexed the ways i was as a kid#tony muses
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So for most of my Durge characters, I imagine they enjoy Astarion drinking from them quite a bit more than Tavs do, or at least experience it differently- since it just seems kind of in character. But past just the "they're murder blood freaks" aspect-
Do you think that being temporarily, at least somewhat free of Bhaal's blood feel different? Do the urges quieten, soften? Is it because everything is going fuzzy, or because what ties you to Bhaal is draining out of you?
#half-asleep thinking about durge x astarion ig#i think this is smth I'll see as sort of a constant for my durge playthroughs and have the reactions be different#durge#like edelzyne would let him drink out of curiosity and bc she relates to bloodthirst. kilvir intends to stop him but is too mystified to#bg3#astarion x durge#astarion x dark urge#the dark urge#bg3 dark urge#dare i put this in the astarion tag#act 3 spoilers#bg3 spoilers#rambles
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saddest thing about broke family ts2 is how they're all alone there... that is a family that has like 14 useless cousins at least
#especially since the family was expanded in ts3#like ig you can just conclude that skip isn't from pleasantview and his whole family is just far away#type of family clan where people dont even know how half of em are even related they're just all pretty sure they're someone's uncle
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Cant draw digitally atm but I just wanna ramble for a sec that I absolutely adore perpetual victim ocs/characters,, and on the other side perpetual mean girls/villains it makes me GIDDY to see unabashedly mean and lowkey kinda horrible ocs and characters,, like yes fucking FINALLY someone not trying to justify their own morals through a character and just making one that makes THEM happy
Insert relevant twt screenshot i saved from,,, somewhere lol
#cat yaps#oc talk#ig?#it relates to ocs#i think thats why i adore characters like stella valentino bailey etc etc#give me fucked up lil guys who arnt angsty ab the fact theyre horrible#give me ocs and characters that revel in it in the power in the fun of it all#yada yada art is supposed to comfort the troubled and trouble the comforted or somw shit#my gf still has an hour and a half on her shift and im going mildly insane without her
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On the train to Oxford to meet my partner's extended family for their half-a-decade family reunion dinner. I'm excited but nervous so could do with the distraction 🤍
#bobs burgers#bob's burgers#bobs burgers artists#bobs burgers fan artists#send asks#any asks#ideally bobs related to fit the blog#but tumblr seems to be more lax about content rigidness#not like ig where youll lose half your followers if you post something offbrand
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for everytime swaggy uses we are the champions in any post i think we need to shoot him with a paintball gun in the back
#txt#going through his ig stories and getting jumpscared#GIRL PUT A CONTENT WARNING#WARN A GUY#also they ate at carbone at south pointe and im like wait but they went golfing-#*immediately gets reminded of the huge stupid ass fucking golf course that takes up half that dumb manmade pennisula of a city*#i feel so much hatred towards that thing i erase from my mind for my own health#also i did go wow the amount of traffic they had to wade through just to 1. get there and 2. get out#ive been corrupted by soflo the first thing i think about is not the enjoyment but the traffic#if you want to know the relation of carbone to catch (the seafood place the team ate at before they went clubbing) its a block away#they like dining in south point lol#from what i remember ages ago south pointe was more of a quaint residential area that tourists avoided because anything past 5th street#wasnt worth looking at so a lot of residents spent more time on that side of the city than the north if they wanted to chill at the park#that also connects to the beach with a cool pier like it was always regarded more of a hidden gem than anything else#that families spent time in on weekends playing soccer or picnicing or drinking mate like i know yearly easter egg hunts were held there#i say that but there WERE more expensive restaurants in the area before (joes stone crab which has been there for ages)#i just suppose now a lot MORE have opened up since then and kinda transformed the area into a bougier place#as if there isnt a cheap sandwich shop like a block away too lmao#yeah the development of “expensive food restaurants” in quiet residential areas is weird! and that city is filled with it!#i could go on about how hispanic refudgees viewed mb since the 60s to the 00s versus how tourists view it now but oop! thats an essay!
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i love you, clean sideblog menu 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
#edit: added second screenshot bc omg. nut.#transferred HALF of my sideblogs. jfc. been cleaning my room so now it's time to clean my tumblr account ig lskdjnf#and one of them was like. the source of some fandom trauma :))) don't have to worry about seeing that stupid icon anymore yippee!#i wonder how many blogs i have in total across all of my accounts... i'd bet half are old url redirects but idk the actual number...#anyway. love being actively involved in only like... 3 fandoms. one of which is less a fandom and more... something else? idk. love it.#[ not selfship related. ]#📌 [ my posts. ]#💭 [ my thoughts. ]
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Oh boy my cringe fail fantroll from like 5 years ago for a defunct fan comic I was making with a group that never went anywhere past trolls.
What a perfectly normal guy I don't have to draw in any other way.
Your name is ARETIS MEGIDO and you are an EXPERT CODER and HEAVY MACHINERY REPAIRTROLL.
You are on the UPPER END of your EIGHTH SWEEP which means that you are being set up to be the FIRST of your TENUOUS AT BEST ACQUAINTANCE GROUP to be CONSCRIPTED.
This would actually be GREAT FOR YOU in regards to getting OFF BEFORUS where you will be worlds more likely to actually be allowed to work with CODE and CIRCUITS. Because Condesce forbid you want to pursue a field even just two castes above your station you uppity rusty. You want your whole neighborhood drone struck?
So you keep your more inventive pursuits to yourself. All kinds of scrap materials from your job no one notices you taking.
Yes, you would have no problems EXCEPT being the RESIDENT IT TROLL of your group has brought YOUR ONE ACTUAL FRIEND to your DMs begging you to FIX A GAME for him and ALSO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLAY IT WITH EVERYONE BEFORE YOU GET CONSCRIPTED PLEASE?!?! <:33
And who are you to say no to the one troll you can actually stand who is also the only thread keeping you attached to your TENUOUS AT BEST ACQUAINTANCE GROUP who you are still DESPERATELY HANGING ONTO because you will have ZERO FRIENDS otherwise?
#homestuck#fantroll#fan descendant#ig?#man who smells so bad all the time because he consistently smells vaguely burnt#man who half the player base had no idea was playing until the third pr fourth meeting when he's finally dragged out of wherever#half asleep rust blood whos like 5'5 and built like a brick shithouse who smells like burnt hair shuffles up to a meeting#adds nothing gets asked who he is refuses to elaborate and leaves and this is the last time most of you see him until he gets the tiger#the one thing is that you all can tell him that ANYTHING computer relates is broken and he can fix it no questions asked#unrelated to the above rambling but ALL of the Beforan descendants except Porrims (bc all jade bloods afab) were genderbent for reasons#and i don't remember why but yeah Damara's grumpy engineering son in the loosest sense of son#I pulled his name from Arietis the group designation for stars that make up Aries (name pronounced Air-eh-tis)#fancy tier#fancy dreamer#man who accidentally grabs a soldering iron and just drops it and says ow 0_0
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