#< for the fandommetrics lmao

[philsjumpers]

ok but honestly dan going 'i am literally the only person (other than YOU) who i think is capable of keeping a secret' to phil is making me more emo than it has any right to. esp considering he followed it up w that whole huge rant abt how much he doesnt trust ppl to keep secrets and how srsly he takes it. but absolutely zero doubt in his mind that phil is equally capable of keeping secrets if it's important to someone. trusts him so completely. thinking of how long they spent in the closet together not rlly trusting anyone except each other with their personal lives but also just how much dan trusts phil in general to be a good person even tho dan claims to be such a cynic abt human nature usually. excuse me i'll be in a ditch in the ground if anyone needs me

[terribleinfluence-tour]

North America Timezones to UK BST Timezone Guide

This is just a quick guide to show start times in of Terrible Influence Shows while Dan and Phil are in North America converted to the time it will be in the UK.

I will at the end of this link to a world clock website too for your own conversions because the sheer amount of timezones I would need to cover is too many for one post!

This goes off the assumption that these shows start at 8pm local time and the M&G starts at 5pm (like the european leg did, if this changes or i worked it out wrong i will update this post)

This conversion will be BST until October 27th and after that it will become GMT which is an hour behind BST.

Dates and Times under the cut

Seattle 6* & 7 Oct - Portland 8 Oct - Vancouver 9 Oct - Oakland 11 Oct - Phoenix 13 Oct - San Diego 17 Oct - LA 18 Oct:

M&G - 1am BST

Show - 4am BST

*This M&G will likely start earlier

Salt Lake City 20 Oct - Denver 21 Oct:

M&G - 12am BST

Show - 3am BST

Kansas City 23 Oct - Grand Prairie Oct 24 - Austin 25 Oct:

M&G - 11pm BST

Show - 2am BST

St. Louis 27 Oct:

M&G - 10pm GMT

Show - 1am GMT

Detroit 28 Oct - Akron 29 Oct - Indianapolis 30 Oct:

M&G - 9pm GMT

Show - 12am GMT

Milwaukee 1 Nov - Minneapolis 2 Nov - Chicago 3 Nov:

M&G - 10pm GMT

Show - 1am GMT

Toronto 5 Nov - Philadelphia 8 Nov - New York 10 Nov - Tysons 11 & 12 Nov - Atlanta 14 Nov - Tampa 16 Nov - Orlando 17 Nov - Fort Lauderdale 18 Nov - Durham 20 Nov:

M&G - 9pm GMT

Show - 12am GMT

Nashville 21 Nov:

M&G - 10pm GMT

Show - 1am GMT

Boston 24 Nov - Reading 25 Nov - Red Bank 26 Nov:

M&G - 9pm GMT

Show - 12am GMT

World Clock:

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

summary ask: omg the plance garden omg we’re on fandommetrics but also klance omg /klance/ awwww so cute lmao don’t hate me

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍  So true

[underthebluerain]

every year I check out the fandommetrics and every year I see that none of my interests are there and that most of the popular ships are the ones I either don’t consume, don’t care about or actively hate lmao

[philsjumpers]

is it just bc im ill or was this like. one of their best videos of all time. chilling and yapping and phil's hugging a seal while also being bitchy this was made for ME PERSONALLY

[philsjumpers]

my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed

[terribleinfluence-tour]

Austin Preshow recording via twitter space

[philsjumpers]

please dan and phil games upload tonight please,,, dan and phil games upload tonight,, save me dan and phil games upload tonight