#;r.anpo

[chuchuscoolhat]

/ Random headcanon of the day: r.anpo moves a lot in his sleep, he keeps turning around, wiggling his feet, and also something that is canon (or well, I'm unsure if drama CD's count as canon in media in overall) is that he can't sleep when it's completely dark! I mean he can (bc he ends up doing it) but it's his preference + he's pretty stubborn when it comes to those, so he likes having those lil night stand lights on.

[littencloud9]

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[no1psychic]

saw my little kunikida charm on my calendar. started thinking about him. started to get emotional.

[that-was-anticlimactic]

[ID: two consecutive screen caps of Kenji from Bungou Stray Dogs. he is completely facing the right in both images. he is seen from the shoulders up in both images. in the first image, Kenji's mouth is open as he speaks excitedly. his right hand is raised as if he were answering a question. the second image is a bit of closer shot of Kenji. he is smiling with his mouth closed. his right arm is no longer raised. his right hand is in an eager fist. he holds his fist by his chin, almost as if he were trying to contain his excitement. /End ID.]

☀️oh! i'm pretty sure they don't!☀️ - s2 ep6

kenji had a small role in this episode, but my God if it wasn't precious

[nulltune]

Repeatedly pokes her cheeks as she's munching on her sweets, more precisely speaking, at an interval of 5 seconds (ranpo)

unprompted,  always accepting !   @chuchuscoolhat  ♡

just what was he trying to achieve ... ?   furthermore,  what was this predictable pattern ?   this has been going on for some time ...  though the woman remains unbothered,  her actions continuing on as if nothing were happening.  it's a testament to either hakuno kishinami's patience  /  or indifference.   but,  it does earn him a stare,  one that would've been quizzical from any other person,  but blank when it came from her.  was he hoping to see her peeved ?   she's not sure,  but if it's a reaction he wants,  then it's a reaction he'll get.

the five second interval makes it easy,  and so,  where he might've been expecting to press a soft cheek,  his finger would instead be greeted with a—  chomp.

[zukkaoru]

tagged by @reckless-rider ty for the tag!!

3 ships - this is way too hard. i'm just gonna go with top three brainworms at the moment which are. um. maybe ranpoe, any combination of kunichuuzai, and tachigin but like make it codependent bestfriendship that no one (themselves included) knows exactly how to interpret

first ship ever - probably percabeth

last song - logical by olivia rodrigo

last movie - i literally don't remember. probably tom and jerry and the wizard of oz bc i don't watch movies but my sister watched that while i was home and i happened to be around. she told me she would watch something bsd with me if i watched that but she did Not hold up her end of the bargain 😐

currently reading - the dark era light novel. in theory. in practice i am simply reading whichever oneshots catch my eye and match up with my current brainrot (so mostly bsd)

currently watching - bsd s5 i guess. jjk s2 in theory. i'm too hyperfixated on bsd to watch anything new lol

currently consuming - uh i just ate pizza for dinner

currently craving - the ability to sleep through the night. also money

tagging no one bc idk who to tag

[acemarkey]

our tagging system is,,, inconsistent

[badstepsmoving]

adding a.bed n.adir and edo.gawa r.anpo to my muse list bc fuck it we ball

[polycharismas]

Who else remembers r.anpoe

[djretarded]

yall done pissed me the fuck off how are you gonna tell me the chapter leaked and that r.anpo is missing and all y'all are talking about is everything else that got leaked yes t.eruko just turned to liquid okay let's move on somebody tell me what's happeninggggggggg

[chuchuscoolhat]

❝ GaAH ! no, no ! The cube ones are too boring nowww- I wanna try the star-shaped ones ! I'm not leaving you until you give me one― two. A bag. ❞

| @curmoritor is stuck now

[djretard]

pausing my cleaning to say. I found an account on tiktok via a post that was one of those silly "character headcanon" things which I ignore usually but this one was specifically for u.ntold or.igins and I was like okay you've piqued my interest. and I looked at their account and them and I were on the same wavelength as far as characters go and their characterization in canon vs fanon which is rare for certain characters, and it was a breath of fresh air since I rarely engage with fans these days—

—that SAID. a hill they were quite willing to die on as they were @'ing people and cussing people out and stuff was that fuku.zawa has been out here hitting/abusing r.anpo the whole 12 years between UO and the start of the story. and okay. did he hit him those two times? absolutely he did. 1stly, r.anpo was a 14 y/o child who was not his responsibility, the "raising a child" and becoming a "father" happens post UO. They had spent not even 48 hours together at that point, and r.anpo

1.) had a verbal meltdown in a crowded theater and the man who was famous for not working with others didnt know what to do so, and he didnt even hit him, he pushed him down onto the bench and told him to chill. the right call? no it didn't help the situation any, but he had no former knowledge of how to deal with someone like r.anpo. and btw he was fine afterwards and literally was happy as a clam after he calmed down. it was a stressful moment for both of them.

2.) the second time, r.anpo (14) literally had allowed himself to get kidnapped at gunpoint bc he was "absolutely certain" that f.ukuzawa would come to rescue him, and once he did rescue him, f.ukuzawa was so overwhelmed with emotion at the fact that ran.po had been so stupid that, yes, he slapped him. and yes, the kid cried and cried and had his little breakdown, but it was literally right there in the literal text that seeing r.anpo being so upset answered for him the question as to how to deal with him, he was just a kid and he needed guidance and raising and to be protected. he literally got on his hands and knees and BEGGED someone to pull any strings possible to allow him to get his business license solely in order to make sure an organization was in place to protect r.anpo. he clearly felt bad, and like I said, it was such a high stress situation, the man with the gun had a finger on the trigger gun fully pressed against the kid's forehead. anything could have happened. it was stupid as hell, even if ra.npo didn't realize it at the time.

did he spent the whole first half of the book frustrated with r.anpo and hoping he'd find a way to get rid of him? absolutely, I would too. r.anpo is clearly written as a petulant, annoying child. immature for his age, unsocialized. he didn't genuinely want to "throw him into a manhole" or whatever stupid thing he "considered" doing. he was complaining in his head about a child that, at the time, he had NO interest in taking care of. literally just attached himself to him like a baby duckling WHICH mind you is CANONICALLY how fuk.uzawa sees their relationship. I've got the receipts it's literally one of my favorite things because it works so well once you read the book.

2nd of all. their next piece of "evidence" is that ran.po was apparently afraid of him in one of the earlier chapters. okay first of all, ran.po is surrounded by multiple other people who also look afraid who weren't raised by the dude for 12 whole years. your boss walks into the room angry as hell..... isn't that a reason to get a little nervous? that scene ended humorously, with fuku.zawa dropping to ran.po's level and begging him to help out with the case. ran.po helps out happily. no one got hit, pushed down, nothing. it ended friendly. it was a high stress situation, people were on edge. that's it.

thirdly, "oh when fuku.chi stabbed ran.po he didn't do anything" man fuku.chi's sword can cut through time and space and he had already stabbed him.... the entire world is at stake rn, tf is the man supposed to do? freak out? and btw ran.po was fine.

lastly, "oh in the last chapter that bomb went off and fuku.zawa didn't protect ran.po" that boy is 26 years old, if he wants to run at a bomb it isn't daddy's job to save him NOTABLY considering there was a 8 (9? 10? she's around there) year old little girl right there at the explosion site, he was protecting her. which ran.po would have wanted. he certainly wouldn't have wanted him to get blown up considering he was just about physically and verbally unresponsive the one time fuku.zawa was bedridden. ran.po's self-preservation goes wayyyy down during situations that threaten the group, he was running towards the bomb no matter what.

shit makes no sense to me and this is coming from ME y'all try to create abuse and mistreatment where it has no business being. leave that 26 year old young man alone he's fine. in that regard.

[starshine-selfships]

I am once more contemplating a dream that is giving me less ambiguous feelings about d.azai straydogs

I haven't even really thought about him in weeks and yet. he persists 👁 👁

[catsnraincoats-archive]

Its so fun researching the authors that the bsd characters take the names of because you can. you can SEE what parts of their characters were influenced by that

[arataneo-a]

april needs to come right now

[detecaive]