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ickymichi · 4 years ago

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KNOCKOUT!

h. shinsou

warnings: swearing, fighting, vulgar talk, slight toxic behaviour.

things to know: underground fighter au, no quirk au! shinsous kinda ooc ig

word count: 1.5k

note: didn’t know how to end this as per. but was originally gonna be a lyric fic but then i said no. also pls do not be afraid to send on anything about this shinsou cause he’s currently clouding the membrane! reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

underground fighter!shinsou who came home 3 hours after his fight supposedly ended. unfortunately you couldn’t attend this one as you had your own work shift overlapping the fight times. you stayed up until the devils hour waiting for the tall male to trudge through the door, his usual large duffle bag either full of winning money or spare clothes slung over his shoulder.

“where were you?” one the bag hit the floor you spoke first, leaning against the wall while watching him toe off his air force. “what dya’ mean? i was at a match, you know that” he grumbled with a slight roll of his eyes and walked past you to the stuffy kitchen—silently noting another small hole in the wall—. “yeah i know that,” you said with a ‘duh’ tone, “but that ended three hours ago. where have you been in that time.”

shrugging his shoulders he finished off his water and lent on his elbows against the counter. “at the bar with the guys, what? i cant celebrate a win anymore? jesus” you looked at him like he told you he’d just grown an arm and three legs. “so you just didn’t think of inviting me, but every other bitch you kno-” “you were at fuckin’ work, i’m hardly gonna ask when i know the answer.”

again he rolled his eyes to the man above while lifting his hoodie over his frame and into the washing machine leaving him in his white wife beater, finally making his way out to the balcony while pulling a cigarette from the box in his pocket. “you know i finished just after the match was over, you couldn’t of just asked? was it to hard?” hitoshi blew the smoke in your opposite direction and looked towards you. “i cant have one night with my friends without you you attached to my hip all night huh? christ i’ll invite you next time if it annoys you that much woman” “so you think i’m clingy?” you scoffed with your arms crossed over your chest. hitoshi dryly laughed and looked down to the dark streets, people yelling and some coming home from night clubs and bars alike.

“maybe sometimes i think i do (y/n), listen to yourself right now.” your lips fell into a thin line at his comment, making you sigh and push yourself off the railing. “fuck you shinsou” you heard him kiss his teeth and turn to follow you through the narrow halls. “so i’m the bad guy again? all i said was that i didn’t want you hanging off my hip,” hitoshi went to follow you into the bedroom but was met with the door slammed in his face. “(y/n) baby please, c’mon i’m sorry i didn’t mean it in that way okay? just open the door please,” he waited another few seconds before hearing you shuffle then swing the door to show your glossy eyes. “one more chance hitoshi, one more and i swear if you pull shit like this i’m gone”

The bright lights, constant shouting, stuffy crowds and the smell of blood was something you grew accustomed to over the past year and a half. Thankfully, you didn’t have to get lumped into the huge crowd, being shinsous partner you you a seat at the ringside beside his trainers.

Tonight he was up against a rather tough opponent, one who played as dirty as the sport itself. And Hitoshi was feeling the effects of his foul play by the third round. His chest heaving, the hard muscles covered in sweat and a mix between his own and the other guys blood. You could already see that he would have a black eye and bruises along his cheek, aswell as a busted eyebrow.

Even with all his current injuries, it wasn’t like the fighter opposite him wasn’t feeling it either. Anyone could see he was just as tired as Shinsou, a limp in his step showing a particular hit to the stomach had him doubling.

“keep going ‘toshi one more hit and he’s out!” your lilac haired lover perked up slightly at the sound of your encouragement, brining his tape wrapped hands back up from his side, flexing them to feel the hard guard on his knuckles press against his skin. “oh? That your own little supporter?” the tan male taunted at shinsou, making him raise an eyebrow for a split second until he realised what the comment meant.

“yeah? What of it?”

“she looks like she’s taste real nice, bet she does huh? Probably wouldn’t put up much of a fight if I tried to get a taste myself” Hitoshi felt his blood boil at his words. “fuck off and just focus on what’s infront of you jackass” he chuckled darkly at Shinsou’s words and let a lopsided grin take over his beat up face. “ah c’mon sh must be sweet as if your gettin’ all tough. c’mon just once taste of that little kitty ca-”

Shinsou didn’t let him finish his vulgur sentence before he brought his leg up aiming his shin to kick into his unprotected rib cage. The minute his opponent hit the floor Hitoshi was on top him landing punch after punch to his face. “He’s out Shinsou! He’s out!” both his trainers lept up into the ring to pull him off the man who was now out cold. As they held him back Shinsou spat down onto the other fighter before raising a fist in the air.

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“you did so good out there ‘toshi. ‘m really proud” you leant more into his side seaking the warmth you needed as you walked through the dark city streets. Hitoshi winced slightly as you pressed against a growing bruise, but of course he wasn’t going to tell you to get off him so he kept quiet. “thanks babe. did it all for you of course” he said the end of his sentence in a playful tone while pressing a kiss to your cheek. Knowing that the both of you find those lovey dovey parts of relationships too funny to take serious.

“how ‘bout we go celebrate in the bar, we can go alone or meet up with the others.” You hummed as an indication that you were thinking of an answer to five before letting a teasing grin grace your features. “we can do that, but I kinda wanna take my winnings first.”

He didn’t know exactly what you meant until you were leading him to the darker alley at the side of the path, falling against the cold brick. His eyes trained your face for until you brought your hands to his bruised cheek to pull him down, meeting his split lip halfway.

Hitoshi only pulled away until he felt his lungs beg for air. Once he did he took your smaller face in his large hands, holding you as if you were a fragile piece of fine china. Looking at you as if you were an angel sent from above for his viewing. He felt his chest tighten as you brought your hands to rest over his own, careful of the cuts and bruises along his knuckles.

“fuck, I fucking love you so much baby. Wont let anyone say shit or do anything to you. promise” he whispers as he brought his lips back to your own. Nearly Going against your claims of ‘hating the lovey dovey shit of relationships.”

“You ever think of quitting all this?”

Your voice was just above a whisper. Taking your boyfriend out of a slight trance he was in. “uh yeah sometimes I guess, why?” you shrugged at his question, really because you didn’t want an argument to start up. You know shit would hit the fan if you told him that you hated his job, how you hate that nearly every night you have to clean his beat up face in your cramped bathroom. You know he’d argue that it’s the only way to get money. Your job barely scraping the monthly rent if it wasn’t for his.

“i know what your thinking, and I can’t just quit because you don’t like seeing me with a few cuts and bruises” he laughed slightly at the soft pout now on your lips, letting his hands fall on your hips to rub against the exposed skin. “but sometimes it’s not just cuts and bruises hitoshi. Like 2 weeks you nearly broke two ribs for gods sake.” “yeah, but i didn’t. so I don’t see why your all mad about it. it’s not like I haven’t been taking beatings all my life anyway, what’s some weaklings that are only trying to make quick money.”

You couldn’t really argue with his point, and again, you weren’t going to because you didn’t feel like going to sleep in an empty bed. “isn’t that what your doing?” playfully, he slapped your ass and narrowed his eyes. “hey, i’m not some weakling. You see these guys?” you gave a noise of affirmation as you reached up to feel his bicep. “okay big guy calm it while I kiss your boo boos better.”

#!!.mha works #mha x reader #shinsou hitoshi #shinsou smut #shinsou x reader #Spotify #bakugou x reader #todoroki x reader #dabi x reader #my hero academia x reader

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lilyharvord · 4 years ago

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Omg describe the parent trap au pls I'm begging you

AH! Okay! I've got five requests... means I have to do it XDDD

(bear in mind I had this idea before broken throne came out and we knew Cori and Shade were a thing)

1. Mare and Cal are still young, they're dealing with the ramifications of everything. Mare gets pregnant, they have twins. Their relationship sort of falls apart... and they go their separate ways, each one taking a twin daughter. Mare to Montfort, Cal to the States

2. Some years later (11) the twin daughters both end up at the same sort of camp thing (not sure exactly what's going on there, but they do). They totally hijack each other and end up being forced into an isolation where they only have each other. Then they realized: HOLY SHIT YOUR MOM IS MY MON AND YOUR DAD IS MY DAD. Then they hatch their "master plan" to get Mare and Cal back together. One daughter Coriane (Cal's) and the other Avery (Mare's) switch places, going back to the opposite parent in hopes that they will have to come back together to switch them back.

3. Shenanigans obviously ensue. And Cori realizes horribly quickly that Mare is dating someone... and Avery kinda didn't know about it. The guy (who is not Tyton because I Would NEVER slander that boi like that) is an asshole period. So Cori has to be a snappy little shit and tries to break them up. I just have this one conversation in my head where the guy confronts her and is like: For your information, I adore your mother, she's exactly the kind of woman I always dreamed of marrying. And Cori just leans forward and goes: and my mother's political and military standing wouldn't have anything to do with that... would it? And he goes from being nice politician guy to straight dick in .2 seconds and leans forward to day: listen here puss, I'm marrying your mother in three weeks, whether you like it or not. Is that clear? And once I do, I'm shipping your ass off to the Lakelands. And that's when Cori sends emergency message number 1 to Avery in the States who has been busy ignoring her panic because she's having the time of her life with her dad.

4. Anyway, Julian is the one that figures it out, cause he follows Avery after she runs out to place an emergency call to Montfort to tell Cori to hang in there. He makes Avery tell Cal and we get the cute scene where she's in his office and she has a little suitcase with her, and he laughs and asks where she is going when she buries her face in his shirt. And all muffled says: I'm going to find Cori. And he laughs again and says: I see Cori, so where is she exactly? And she just kinda sniffles looks up at him and says: In Ascendant, with her mom Mare Barrow. And Cal just kinda of looks up at Julian who gives him that little smile. And then he cups Avery's face, lifts it up to look at her, and says: You're not Cori.... you're Avery? and then he puts it together. They decide to go to Ascendant to switch them back. Cal is low key a wreck all the way there, and Julian goes with them with Sara because he's low key gotta chaperone his stressed out nephew still. (Little does Cal know that Julian, Sara, Cori, and Avery all planned it so that they go to the place Mare/Fiance are looking at for their wedding, without Cal knowing what's happening, and without Mare knowing anything at all.)

5. They all end up there, They get separated from each other for a split second and when they happens, Cal ends up spotting Mare getting into an elevator with her asshole fiancé, and she literally almost falls over leaning to the side making sure she is actually seeing her ex-husband and not a ghost of him induced by her low key guilt over remarrying (especially since who she thinks is Avery has been so very opposed to it). Then Cal goes up (mind you, he may be slightly drunk cause... it's funny in the movie, so it works here) runs into both the girls, and finds out Mare is getting re-married, and they try to convince him to stop it, but he won't hear any of it, and tells them he is only there to switch them back.

6. Cal goes down ahead of the girls, and is in the bar trying to get something to deal with the raging headache he has, and who does he run into but Asshole Fiance who is so freaking excited to realize it's him because wow, political ambitions to the max there.

6. Anyway, they go down to a garden and the girls are sitting there with Julian and Sara, and Mare is literally on the HUNT for Cal. She's so confused why he's here, etc. etc. Then she spots him walking down the stairs of the garden (it can be in slow motion while he's adjusting his jacket if you like 😏) and she literally runs into someone, and ends up in a fountain. Cal pulls her out, and she's just looking up at him shocked and confused, and then the girls show up and explain what they did and Mare's just baffled until she laughs and hugs them both. They sit down, Cal gives her his jacket and they talk for a second and Mare just says: I can't believe this... seeing them together, seeing you again... I just-- And then asshole fiance shows up and is like: FINALLY! There you are! Oh um...oh good, you've met! Honey, I was just speaking with him in the bar and um, we were talking about some trade deals, and um wait, I dont understand how did you two meet? and Mare... why are you all wet? and Mare just looks at Cal and goes: you're doing a political trade deal with my fiancé? and Cal's like: i didn't know he was your fiancé? And then Mare's like hahahaha how did we meet? How did you two meet? And Fiance just goes: Am I missing something here? And Mare going: hahaha this is one small world. Cue Avery popping up near his elbow and saying: Hey. And then him sniffing and going: hello. And then Cori popping up and going: Hi, how's it going? And him having a small freak out before Mare sort of grimaces and says: Um... did I ever mention to you that Avery was a twin? And he's just totally put out and grumbles: you neglected to mention that little detail. And the girls are more than happy to introduce Cal as their dad, and fiancé just goes: well, this is a small world. And Mare just awkward grimaces and says: and getting smaller.

7. Anyway, the girls make them go on a cute little date, and they sort of talk about why they broke up and why she left, and we get my favorite dialogue exchange from any movie every made and Mare says: well, I got on an airship to Montfort, and... you didn't chase after me. And Cal just sort of leans forward and says quietly: I didn't know you wanted me to. Then we cut to the next day, they're agreeing to send the girls back and forth between them for certain things, and then low and behold their trouble making daughters show up wearing identical outfits, and the girls give them their proposal. They will tell them who is who after they go on the camping trip. (Aka the one Mare takes Avery on every year in Paradise Valley). Cal crouches down and says: This one is Cori, I'm sure of it. And the one he's point to who is actually Avery just smirks and says: Are you sure dad? You wouldn't want to take the wrong kid all the way back to Archeon would you? And then they're forced to agree to said camping trip.

8. Cue my absolute favorite part of the 1998 movie, where we cut to the fiancé going: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR FIVE DAYS? STAY HOME AND KNITT? And Mare just turns around and says: listen, we're in a bit of a situation here. And then Cal's coming down the stairs from the Barrow's town house with his backpack like: 🙃 I have such bad timing. And Fiancé turns around and says: hold on, why is he going? And mare's irritated as all get out so she just snorts and says: because it's part of the deal... we go on this trip... together. And then Cal walks up and being the little shit he is says: is there a problem? And the guys just looks him up and down and goes: Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm not so sure I'm okay with this. And Cal immediately knows how to make this man's life fucking miserable, so he says: Oh I completely understand. The ex in the next sleeping bag is just... so awkward. And Mare just puts her head in her hand and Cal gives this guy his best sympathetic grin and says: which is why I suggest you go with them. And the girls in the truck are like: DAD! NO! And Cal's just like: No I insist. And then the guy is walking down the stair, looking for all intents and purposely like a jackass, and Cal's behind him, already trying to contain his laughter. And the guy gets in the truck, looking annoyed as all get out, and the girls are pissed, and Mare's just looking at Cal like: I can't decide if I wanna kill you or laugh with you. And then Cal just pats the side of the truck and says: alright have fun. And the guy kinda leans across Mare and says: I mean on second thought, maybe this isn't the best idea... I mean... I"m not much a... nature person. And Cal's like mock horrified and says: No, no you really should. This is a great opportunity for you to spend time with the girls and get to know them. And then he gives that jack as his prize winning, shit eating grin and says: Cause starting next week, they're half yours. And Mare just sticks her tongue between her teeth with her smile and puts her shades on and drives away. Cue Kilorn coming up next to Cal and smirking with him and saying; Oh I would pay BIG money to see that man climb a mountain.

9. The camping trip goes miserable, they come back early cause the girls create chaos and the fiancé leaves. Delivering the key line: Once we're married, I'm shipping those BRATS off to Tiraxes. Got it? IT's me or them, take your pick.

They come up the stairs to the town house and Cal's there (wearing super comfy clothes) and is mock shocked when he says: what happened? And the Avery just goes: we've been grounded. and Corie comes up behind her saying until the end of the century. And Cal's just like: why? What happened? and Cori says: we played a couple harmless pranks, and [insert fiancé's name] got a little upset. And Mare storms up behind them and says: Upset? A little Upset? Then she glares at the girls and then at Cal and says: But like father like daughters. You're grounding starts now. And the girls go inside, and Mare just kinda stays out there, fiddling with the engagement ring she took off and says: One day I'm going to have to thank them for this. And then Mare and Cal kinda of have a cute little conversation and then that night, they have their little romantic moment where they almost kiss, but then Mare pulls back. The next day, they leave. (At this point they weren't in Ascendant, they were in a smaller Montfort city near Paradise Valley). So Mare goes home. And once she and Avery get there, they walk into their apartment, and Cori's sitting on the couch, and Mare's just like: oh... um hello. And Cori just smiles and says: it took us about two minutes after you left to realize we were never letting you go again. And Mare's like: us? And then Cal comes out, and is like: us. And Then we get my Second favorite dialogue exchange of all time where Mare goes: so what now? Am I supposed to... to say that we're going to work all this out, that we'll... fall in love again and raise out children together and cry hysterically? And Cal just pulls her close with a smile and says: Yes, to all of that. Only you dont have to cry hysterically.

Then we get happy ending cause YAY the girls won and their parents are back together. Anyway, as you can see I've thought about this AU for far too long and I actually came super close to writing it but then decided, eh better not.

#(*ask lily*)#(*shut up lily*)#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #maven calore #broken throne #post broken throne #marecal #the eternal ship #my writing #my fanfics #Parent Trap Au

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pixelwisp-archive · 4 years ago

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i want more orimakki 😩 !!! pls answer these q's i rly wanna know 🥺

Flora I love you so MUCH oh my god thank you for feeding me TT-TT (also I'm ABSOLUTELY SENDING THIS BACK FOR YOU AND OSAMU I WANNA KNOWWWW)

I’m gonna answer these Interview style because it sounds fun to do and because I can😌

This ended up taking me SO long because, per usual, I got way too carried away lmao I'm so sorry

Makki is blue and I'm orange! (Interviewer is red lmao)

1. Who loves flower crowns more?

“Ori, for sure”

“I’m bad at making them though, so I make Hiro make them for me”

Makki looks at her like😒 and she laughs - he bites back a smile.

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle?

"Hiro, for sure - I get a little weird about physical affection"

"She hates me"

"That's not true bub, you're just so hot"

"Thanks babe, I think you're pretty cute too"

Ori rolls her eyes and elbows him. "Next question"

3. Who has awful taste in music?

*simultaneously* "Hiro" "Me"

4. Who is the meme lover?

"I run a relatively popular account on instagram"

"I wake up every day to at least 30 new memes that he's spammed my phone with"

5. How did their second date go?

Ori starts laughing as Makki groans.

"He tried to take me to a park for a picnic-"

"Listen it would have been romantic but there was this fucking-"

"raccoon coming to grab our food-"

"and of course Ori is a dumbass ("HEY") and was ready to pet the literal wild animal ("he was so cute :(") so I tried to like shoo it away but-"

"It bit him and we ended up just sharing a cheese stick in the hospital"

"It was a disaster, to say the least"

"It's still one of my favorite dates, though"

"You just like seeing me in pain"

Ori laughs. "Not True!"

6. How many children do they want/have?

"17"

"absolutely not"

"we've talked about having two, maybe three"

"with a couple years in between. Gotta make sure they bully each other. It's important for character growth"

"We'll be sure to bully the oldest so they're not a weirdo like their mom"

Ori nods in agreement.

7. Who hides the weapons?

"I have a knife collection, does that count? I keep them in a display case on the wall"

8. Who is the better dancer?

Makki laughs. "Oh, me for sure"

"YOU?"

"Have you seen your dancing babe?"

"Have you seen YOUR dancing? What the hell is this?" *imitates this god awful windmill move*

"...okay, valid. We're both bad."

9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding?

"We're not married, marriage is for chumps."

Makki sighs. "We're not married *yet*."

"Gross, tryna tie me down stinky?"

"Been trying for years, bub"

Ori blushes, and looks away to hide her smile.

"...maybe"

Makki grins and leans in. "What?"

"I said maybe. I just-"

"I know, baby. Maybe is all I need."

10. What do their parents think of them dating?

"My parents are in love with Ori."

"My parents love him too!"

"Even your dads?"

"Yeah, my dads love you"

"Your step dad doesn't seem to like me much"

Ori furrows her brows. "which one?"

"I'm sorry, did you say 'which one?'"

"Oh, sorry. I have three dads. My mom, my dad, and then their husbands"

"I don't know, your mom's husband doesn't seem like he's warmed up to me"

"It took him years to even warm up to me. He shared his pot roast recipe with you, remember? that was his seal of approval"

Ori giggles while Makki looks at her suspiciously but eventually mumbles "if you say so"

11. Are they a super sappy couple?

"She clowns the shit out of me whenever I try"

Ori laughs. "I'm sorry I just don't know how to act when I'm embarrassed"

"I'm trying to woo you, not embarrass you, you jackass"

"*woo* me?!" Ori cackles

"I don't know why I even try"

(She goes up to him later, and takes his face in her hands, her demeanor more serious than before

"Hey, bub. You know I don't mean *you* embarrass me right? I just get awkward about affection"

He sighs and nuzzles into her palm

"I know you didn't, it's ok. I just love you too much sometimes, and its hard to reel it in"

"I love you too. So so much"

"I am gonna ask you to marry me someday. You know that?"

"I know, and my simp ass is gonna say yes. How gross is that"

Makki rolls his eyes, a smile on his face

"So gross")

12. How did they get together?

"We danced around each other for like 2 years"

"it was painful"

"Iwaizumi finally beat the confidence into me enough to kiss her"

"I don't know that you ever actually asked me out"

"Really? Oh, well then, wanna date?"

"Nah, you're a little weird"

"Damn ok, guess I'll call Mattsun" Ori laughs

13. Who asked the other to get married?

*more gagging noises while Makki sighs*

"It'll be me, clearly"

14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes?

"Hiro. 100%"

"Hey, you stay up late too!"

"I know, but my jokes are always funny"

"rude"

15. Who is the nerd?

"Oh my god it's Ori"

"Hey, I converted you, fellow nerd. plus, you have a knife collection - if that's not nerd shit idk what is"

"touché"

16. Who knows the most obscure facts?

"Hiro"

"Did you know that penguins have knees?"

"I do now"

17. Who makes the other a flower crown?

"Hiro! His fingers are better suited for the weaving, I have weirdly small hands"

"Hey, I like your hands"

"Awh, babe<3"

18. Who likes to read?

"I do! If I'm not reading a physical book I'm always reading something on my phone!"

19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads?

Makki grins, pointing to himself while Ori shoots him a playful glare

20. Who tutors the other?

"Hiro is actually wicked smart. He an invaluable study buddy"

"Ori is the definition of a bimbo"

"Nah I'm the shebo, I'm not hot enough to make bimbo status"

"Excuse me? Consensus says you are both very hot AND definitely belonging in the bimbo category"

"Consensus? What consensus"

Makki smiles, a little too innocently. "Group Chat"

"Oh my god"

21. Do they have similar taste in movies?

"Ori enjoys literally everything so it's really easy to find common ground"

"We change it up a lot, but we're usually end up with either a horror movie or we binge an anime"

22. How do their personalities compliment each other?

"We're both fucking weirdos"

"Yeah, and Hiro's calm complements my loud - he grounds me when I need it"

"goes both ways - I get loud too. Feelings are loud sometimes and that's ok"

Ori snorts. "Ok, dr.phil"

23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon?

"Is like, texting them an option?"

"We'll take em' out for breadsticks or something"

"Oh lets have them open up like a lil onesie, our moms would die"

Ori laughs "What's it gonna say on it"

"'You're both grandmas now. Congrats, you old bitches'"

Ori wheezes, folding in on herself in her seat

"That's so fucking stupid, we are absolutely doing that"

24. Who has better fashion sense?

"Look at us. Look at how we're dressed"

"There are holes in my shirt"

"and that's his nice shirt"

"In my defense, it had holes when I bought it"

"So holes are fashionable now?"

"Apparently"

"Hobo chic"

25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner?

"Ori is a doormat-"

"RUDE"

"-Lemme finish babe - until it comes to her people. If someone's rude to me she is ready to throw hands in seconds flat"

"damn straight...would you fight for me?"

"Of course. you think I wouldn't?"

"Just making sure<3"

26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle?

"EVERYTHING"

27. What other couple would your otp get along with?

Ori perks up "Flora and Osamu!!! I love the both of them so much, they're so cute together too"

"They're great people, plus Osamu gives us free food and honestly, what else do you need in a friend"

Ori slaps Makki's shoulder "Stop acting like you only like Osamu for his cooking"

"I'm only kidding!"

28. Who likes to prank the other?

"Ori does this thing where she'll do something nice for me and then go "get pranked!" when I notice"

"I do indeed do that"

"I am not kind. Sometimes I'll just, buy an air horn. And press it. while she's asleep."

Ori glares at Makki

"he does indeed do that"

29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures?

"I do"

"He's alwaysss taking pictures, but I hate getting my picture taken and he's super respectful of that"

"...yeah"

(Later, when Ori's stepped out for a minute

"I do take pics of her. She doesn't know it but I do"

Makki starts to show off an album full of candids of Ori

Makki sighs, a soft smile on his face "She's so pretty"

"Don't tell her about this please, she'll murder me")

30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates?

"Oof"

"That's what you'd say? Oof?"

"It's an oof for you. stuck? with me? forever?"

"you doofus, there's no one else I'd rather have"

"you little fucker, you're gonna make me cry"

makki laughs and squeezes her hand "love you stinky"

Ori sniffles "Yeah I love you too I guess"

31. Where would they live?

"right now we live in an apartment in Osaka-"

"but eventually we wanna by a house. We're thinking of going back home to Miyagi"

"We miss the small town atmosphere"

32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one?

"oh my god, a little shoulder dragon would be so cute"

"ok but imagine how much money we'd save with something we could ride to work"

"shit, you're so right"

33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be?

"There are types of vampires?" looks to Makki, Makki shrugs

"Is dying an option?"

34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween?

"we do themed couple ones but like, not sexy ones"

"yeah, like for instance our friends went as a fireman and his girl was a dalmation, and we were-"

"bob ross and his panting!"

"...she was bob ross"

"this year I'm trying to get him to dress as mothman so I can dress up as a lamp"

35. Can they name each other’s favourite food?

"Ori loves chicken to the point where it's almost concerning"

"Hiro likes cream puffs"

"No no, they're Profiteroles"

"they're the same thing babe"

"but profiteroles sound so much fancier"

36. Do they have pet names for one another?

"The usual"

"Babe, baby-"

"stinky, fuckass-"

"bubs-"

"doofus, dumbass, nerd"

"nothing crazy"

37. How do they cheer each other up?

"I swear to god he's a psychic - he always knows exactly what I need. Sometimes I need space, sometimes I just need a hug, other times he'll have a whole self care night in prepared for me when I get home"

"Ori always knows what to do. She's not a snuggler but she will let me hold her for hours if it meant making me feel better. Honestly most of the time she holds me because - well, boobs"

"Takahiro!"

Makki laughs and jerks away as she pinches his side

38. Do they show a lot of PDA?

"I think we're not too bad. We hold hands, I'll give her the occasional kiss. She lets me wrap my arm around her sometimes"

"These questions are making me feel like a bad girlfriend. Let? :("

"hush, you're the best. You think I'd stick around if you were a bad girlfriend? Do you know how obsessed with you I am? The boys clown me for never shutting up about you even after all this time"

*Ori buries her face in her hands to hide the blush* "Oh my god you're so lame"

"That's her way of saying she loves me too :)"

39. How old were they when they got together?

"I was 22, Ori was 20"

"holy shit, almost four years?"

"Yep"

"wow"

40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home?

"Me!"

"She's done it before. She named her Ripley"

41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses?

both start cackling "Absolutely not. We can try but it would be a disaster"

42. What is their song?

"Oh its-"

Castaways from the Backyardigans starts playing from Makki's phone as he grins.

"-our song is not Castaways, Hiro"

"It could be. We could decide it is right now"

"We are not making our song Castaways"

"oh c'moooonnnnn, it's a bop!"

Ori laughs "Its-"

"Your song by Elton John. It was playing when we kissed for the first time"

Ori covers her smile with her hand, her eyes soft as she looks at Makki

43. What does their room look like?

"A mess right now, Ori had to find an outfit for today so there are clothes everywhere"

Ori grins sheepishly

44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded?

"Hiro would probably do the killing, I would be moral support"

"I dunno babe, I think if you snapped you could totally become a badass"

"You think so?"

"Hell yeah, I've seen you get mad at Mattsun enough times to know you can get scary as hell when you wanna"

45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed?

"we've done it for each other, it depends on the day to be honest"

46. Who loves kids more?

"Ori"

"But the kids LOVE Hiro so much its crazy, and he's so good with them"

"I like kids well enough but they're so rude and for what"

"I find their lack of filter funny!"

"If you ever feel your ego is too big, just talk to a seven year old. They'll drag to hell and back with no hesitation"

47. Do either of them have a crazy ex?

"I dunno. Do you?"

"No. Do you?"

"Nope"

"Cool"

48. What are their favourite colours?

"Hiro's is this very specific red color"

"Ori doesn't have one, it changes all the time"

"this is true"

49. Who likes to cook?

"Oh I love cooking!"

"She does majority of the cooking but we sometimes cook together"

"he is utter chaos in the kitchen but we always have a good time, even if he make my blood pressure go through the roof"

50. Who is the forgetful one?

"Hey Ori, what'd you have for breakfast this morning."

"I- um. An Iced Coffee?"

"Final answer?"

"....yes"

"Bzzzt. Wrong. You had cereal :)"

51. Does either of them know how to fight?

"I don't mean to brag, but I've taken Tai chi lessons"

"Babe, you signed up for those lessons after we binged Avatar, and you only went to four of those classes before quitting because it was too hard"

"Those four lessons taught me enough to kick someone's ass for you though"

Ori laughs "I'm sure they did"

52. What do they do for Valentines Day?

"We have this tradition of going to the store and each of us take turns blindly picking out snacks, pajamas, and either a movie/video game/or craft project and we stay in and have a little pamper day"

"we also absolutely RAID the store next day when the candy is half off"

53. Who swears more?

"We both swear a lot to be honest"

"Oh my god we're so bad"

54. Who has the better comebacks?

"Hiro, 100%"

"Ori is quick too though"

"But you go right for the jugular"

"I'm not mean to you though"

"Oh no! I just mean with others, like Oikawa - you drag that man within an inch of his life"

Makki laughs "Oh ok yeah that's fair"

55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale?

"Me. Like I said, Ori is a doormat. She is so afraid of confrontation someone could literally spit on her and she'd apologize to them"

"It sounds so bad when you put it like that"

56. Who reads buzzfeed?

"Hiro says he does them ironically, but I'll be reading something on my phone and he'll start asking me obscure questions, and then I realize he's trying to get me to build a smoothie so he can find out with 'Desperate Houswife' I am"

"She got Gabrielle"

"Which isn't even accurate, I'm totally more of a Susan"

"You have some of Gabrielle's spice, though"

"What did you get?"

"Me? oh, I got Lynette"

"kinda accurate, actually"

57. Who is the hopeless romantic?

"I am, she makes fun of me but I know she loves it"

"I do, honestly"

58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand?

"I do!"

59. Who can rap better?

"oh god, neither of us"

"speak for yourself"

"go on babe, rap for them"

"...well I can't right now"

"exactly"

60. Do either of them want to go sky diving?

"I'd be down"

"I love the idea of it but oof, I'm too chicken shit"

61. What do they usually text about?

Makki pulls out his phone

"'hey babe, we're out of eggs' - that was Ori"

"'dog' - with a pic attached of said dog, that was from me"

"11/10, 'I hope he knows what a good boy he is', that was Ori's response"

"Then Ori ranted to me about Uraraka's character development"

"the wasted potential is appalling"

"absolutely it is. 3 hours later, from me - 'I forgot eggs'"

62. Who is the dramatic one?

"me, for sure"

"She's self aware though so its not so bad"

63. Is either one confrontational?

"Not really? We both avoid confrontation whenever possible. If something needs to be said though, I don't really have any reservations about it"

64. What is their favourite cuddle position?

"Me as the big spoon, I much prefer holding him I think, its less hot that way"

"Plus, boobs :3"

Ori groans as Makki laughs "I hate you"

65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?”

"Ooooh thats a toughie, we listen to so much"

66. What are their parenting styles?

"I tend to be the bad guy"

"That's not true!"

"Why do you think kids like you better? I'm the one who makes them eat veggies for a snack and you bribe them with ice cream"

"I promise we'll share the bad guy role when we have our own"

Ori narrows her eyes at Makki, sticking her tongue out at him "we better"

67. Who would be the more laid back one?

"Hiro, I get wound like a fucking top sometimes"

"You stress easily, but its ok, when you're stressed you get mean and its kinda hot"

"I'm glad my breakdowns are sexy to you"

Makki laughs "You know that's not what I meant"

68. Who listens to more vulgar music?

"Ehh, neither of us really"

"not our jam"

69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know?

"...do you?"

"....no"

"That was suspish"

"I'm sorry did you just say 'suspish'?"

"don't change the subject! what are you hiding?"

"Nothing!! I swear"

"Pinky?"

"Pinky"

(later, while Ori's out of the studio, he shows a picture of the ring to the camera.

"So, yeah. There is one secret. I'm really bad at lying though so let's not put me on the spot like that anymore please" The man looks d a m p with sweat lmao)

70. Who is their go to couple for a double date?

"FLOSAMU, 100%. We're overdue too, I miss them!"

71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date?

"Generously"

"If you don't tip you're a jackass"

72. How do they work out a fight?

"Communication is key. We often give each other the silent treatment but it usually is just to clear our heads so we can come back to talk it out"

"He's so mature when it comes to our relationship. The way he takes charge when I'm flailing and don't know what to do or how to proceed is so sexy" Ori starts fanning herself as if to emphasis her point, a teasing grin plastered on her face

73. Who brings home an illegal pet?

"Hiro will bring anything home if it's injured. It could be a snake and if he's worried its hurt I will come home to it in the bath"

"you gotta save the animals, babe"

"Most people would call a wildlife facility though, not take them to their tiny city apartment"

74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on?

"I sleep on the left! I don't think either of us are particularly picky about it though"

"We usually wake up sprawled anyway with no clear sign of where we were before"

75. What is their favorite photo of them two together?

"There's a picture someone took of us dancing at a wedding. Ori is mid laugh in that photo and she's just - shit, she's so pretty."

"Hiro what the fuck why are you so sappy today"

"I dunno - I just think you're neat"

Ori's lips tremble a tiny bit. She sniffles. "It's my favorite photo too."

76. Who takes longer in the bathroom?

"Oh my god-"

"Okay-"

"SHE TAKES FOREVER"

"OKAY, LISTEN-"

"SHE ONLY GOES ON TIKTOK WHEN SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM"

"I JUST GO THROUGH MY NOTIFICATIONS"

"SHE IS NEVER - STOP HITTING ME - SHE IS NEVER QUICKER THAN 30 MINUTES"

"YOU ARE SO DRAMATIC"

"DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SHOWERS"

77. Who has more songs on their ipod?

"Hiro, I kinda keep to the stuff I know, while he's constantly adding new music"

78. What movie did they first see together?

"Uhhh I think it was-"

"It was Princess Mononoke, you were appalled when I said I hadn't seen it yet"

"Honestly I still am. How do you go through 20 years of your life without having seen Princess Mononoke?" Ori shrugs

79. What do they like to see each other in?

"nothing"

"not sure what I expected, really"

"I mean was there really any other answer?"

80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times?

"Oh god. Both of us. We are so terrible"

"Sometimes Ori will nudge me if I'm being especially bad but she is usually the one egging me on because there is nothing cuter than her trying to hold in a laugh"

81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children?

"We started talking about it a few months ago"

"It wouldn't be any time soon either, its just discussing the topic so we know where each of us stand"

"Yeah, there's still a lot for us to figure out"

"Like, you know, finances and getting married and stuff"

Ori bites her lip "...yeah, and stuff."

82. What do they love about each other the most?

"It's probably a cop out to say everything"

"please, you don't love everything, I'm a mess"

"but you're MY mess" Ori smiles and kicks him playfully

"This is going to sound super cheesy, but I just love his heart? He's loves so loudly and so wholly. With everyone and everything around him. He's just such a good person and it's insane to think he somehow chose to be with me, a human dumpster"

"You were so romantic until you called yourself a dumpster"

"It was getting too soft, I gotta keep my bruh girl reputation"

"You're such a dork"

83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details?

"I think we're both kind of big picture people"

"No, babe, you are obsessive over minute details"

"No I'm not!"

"Everything takes you twice as long because you are constantly quadruple checking if its ok"

"..."

"and you get so stressed when you're given a project or a problem that's even the tiniest bit vague"

"well, I-"

"And don't even get me started on when you're cleaning, you always take forever because you go through every single item you've ever owned even if you know you're gonna toss or keep it"

"Okay, I feel really attacked right now" Makki laughs

84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary?

"I usually go with a tried and true mixture of sappy and funny. I post a couple photo of us that I like or just a standalone of him and I give a cute little snippet talking about how lucky I am"

"Every year I just go on a rant about how much I love her. I'm always overwhelmed on anniversaries so I keyboard smash my way through the post."

85. Who is bad at math?

"Me, I don't understand any of it. Hiro is actually pretty good at it though"

86. Who googles everything?

"I've caught her trying to google where her glasses are"

"OKAY to be FAIR I was googling to see what the most likely places would be, it was just to give me ideas"

"And where were they?"

"*sigh* in the fridge"

"why?"

"because I was on autopilot and I assumed it was the butter"

87. Who does stuff on impulse?

"Oh, me. Ori does sometimes but she always regrets whatever she impulse did"

"its normally shopping and then I'm sad because I'm broke again"

88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation?

"honestly? We learned this the hard way, but...just being there, letting them know they can lean on you when they need to. Being a pillar and giving them the space and comfort to let them tell you what they need and how you can help. Communication is so important in a relationship"

"You said you learned that the hard way? What do you mean by that?"

Ori and Makki share a look

"It's a long story. Another time, maybe"

89. What is an inside joke they have?

They both immediately start laughing

"Are you also thinking-"

"Yes! What about-"

"*incoherent wheezing*"

"well there's the-"

"or the-"

"oh my god remember-"

all the sentences go unfinished, laughter dissolving any chance of you ever figuring any of them out.

90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?

"I think its mutual, sometimes we will literally just look at each other and we'll smile without even realizing it."

"We're so gross"

"Ugh, I know." But they smile at each other

91. What is their favourite holiday?

"New years! Christmas is always nice but its stressful with gift giving. New years is always stress free and a good time, plus Ori loves visiting the shrines the next day"

"It's so peaceful, and seeing everyone pay their respects fills me with an overwhelming appreciation for humanity."

92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive?

Ori pouts.

"I'm the angry one. I know I am. I'm a menace"

"You're not a menace babe, you just feel a little more than others"

"Are you like high right now or something? What has got you so wise and therapist-y"

"Love." Makki wiggles his eyebrows as she scoffs, her soft giggles betraying the eye roll

93. What is their favourite board game to play?

"Clue!"

94. Who accidentally sets something on fire?

"Okay, it's me, it's happened more than once too"

"She doesn't know the first thing about safety in the kitchen"

"I want to argue so bad but I just know I can't" she sighs

95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store?

"I'm robbing. Ori would get distracted"

"valid"

96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert?

"Mother Mother"

"It was INSANE"

97. Who sleep talks?

"Hiro does" Ori starts giggling, pulls up the sleep app on her phone

"Wanna listen?"

98. Who is the more social one?

"Oh, me, definitely. She is more talkative but Ori rarely initiated conversation with new people or if she's in a new environment at all"

99. What are their karaoke songs?

"I have to be absolutely trashed before we even attempts Karaoke but we do a duet and its either Bohemian Rhapsody or one of our cheesy love songs"

100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh?

"Hiro!! He does it all the time and I love him for it"

"Awh, love you too babe"

"And that's a wrap!"

Makki looks at Ori, grabbing her hand and instinctively intertwining their hands together. "Ready to go, stinky?"

Ori smiles, bringing their entangled hands up to lips as she presses a soft kiss to his skin.

"Ready."

#orimakki #whispers #familiars #flora #this was so fun and it took me SO LONG because i decided to make it stupid complicated lmao #but I'm so happy with it its cheesy as hell and I don't even care lmao #thank you for sending this in flora!! sweet angel you are too good to me :D<3

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urwarriorangel · 7 years ago

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bad (reggie mantle drabble)

hi hi hiiiii, still some more halloween drabbles! bc my late ass always gives 110% LOL! i love ross butler as reggie and i really hope y’all do too! pls lmk what you think xoxo

w: ross butler’s reggie mantle is a warning in and of itself, unwanted groping, bit of violence, flirty reg (!no gifs r mine!)

I am having a wardrobe malfunction and I need to borrow your shirt! I don’t care if it’s your football jersey, MY ASS CANNOT TAKE MUCH LONGER IN THIS FUCKING SMALL ASS SKIRT! will you stop staring at me and give me your jersey? jfc I’ll go as you tonight, I guess. thank you, now--why are you looking at me like that? (feat Reggie Mantle)

“Hey, Reggie! Hey!” You call out for your friend from behind a bedroom door, desperate not to be seen by some random passerby.

“Hey, Y/N. What’s--?”

“Reggie, get in here,” you pull him inside the bedroom and he looks at you, a little wide-eyed. “Relax, Reg. I’m not here to seduce you.”

“While I would love to devour you, I understand. Not everyone can handle--”

“If you say Mantle the Magnificent, I’m going to vomit,” you threaten and Reggie playfully glares at you.

“Alright, alright, what do you need from me? If it’s two hands to cover your ass, I am down ma,” he smirks and finishes his drink as you roll your eyes at him.

“Ugh this dress is too short, Reg,” you furrow your brows and look at the mirror. “Cheryl convinced me to buy it, but with curves like mine it crosses the fashion line and ends up on just the hoe end of things.”

“What?” Reggie gives you a confused look and you shrug, pulling yourself out of your self-pity party.

“Never mind. My point here is, I need to borrow your shirt. That, and, I need your help unzipping this thing,” you gesture towards your dress but Reggie slowly shakes his head, almost as if he’s about to say--

“No way, Y/N,” Reggie shakes his head and your eyes narrow at him. “One, this is my jersey. Coach will kill me if anything happens to it. And two, you look hot as fuck in this dress. You’re the hottest girl in the whole damn room, ma. And before you give me a smart ass answer, I’m not talking just this room. I mean in every room. You’re killing it.”

“One, who do you think would take better care of your jersey a drunk you or a sober me?” You pull the dress down as low as you can without your breasts popping out and give Reggie a look. “And two, while that was a nice compliment, Reggie, I’m not feeling that way. I feel like trash, I feel insecure, and I’m going to go home.”

“What?” Reggie’s face falls as he watches you, a small smile on your face as you shrug.

“Yeah, I’m just gonna head home. I’ll wrap a sheet or something around myself,” you turn to face the bed and grab the first sheet you see, wrapping it around yourself before turning to look at your friend. “I’ll text you when I get home, okay? You have--”

“Here,” Reggie takes off his letterman and quickly pulls off his jersey for you to wear. You raise your brows as you give him a once over.

“Holy hell, Reggie, talk about hot,” you whisper and you swear Reggie blushes, but it’s gone so fast you’re sure you imagined it.

“Now take that damn sheet off and let me unzip your dress,” Reggie quickly pulls on his letterman and you nod, giving him a sweet kiss on the cheek before turning around and tossing the sheet back on the bed.

You move your hair to one side and feel Reggie’s breathing against the back of your neck. You feel his hands against your shoulders and he begins to carefully unzip your dress, fingers ever so gently grazing against your bare back as he reaches the bottom. His hands remain there for a moment too long before he pulls away and rubs the back of his head.

“I, um, I’ll walk you home if you still want to go,” Reggie clears his throat and turns around, so that you can change in peace.

“Thank you, Reggie,” you quickly pull the dress off and pull his shirt on, happy that it’s long enough and big enough and smells like him. “I-I’m done.”

Reggie turns around to say something, but he can’t seem to get any words out. You’re folding the sheet and tossing your dress in your purse and Reggie can’t help but watch you, a sort of warmth taking over him as he realized just how much he liked you wearing his jersey. You’re done cleaning up and you look at Reggie, only to notice him unmoving still.

“Hey, is everything okay?” You whisper to him and still, nothing. “Reggie?”

You walk a little closer and he coughs, breaking out of his daze as he nods vigorously.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m okay,” he nods and clears his throat as you give him a look.

“You don’t have to walk me home if you’d rather stay,” you shrug and turn around, looking for your purse. You find it on the floor and lean over, a curse escaping Reggie’s lips as his eyes land on your lace panties. You quickly get up and give him a worried look. “You sure you’re okay?”

“Yeah,” his voice cracks when you place a hand on his shoulder. “Yeah, come on. I’m taking you home.”

“If you insist,” you shrug and walk out of the bedroom, Reggie quickly placing an arm around your shoulder as some drunk pervs whistled at you. “God they’re gross.”

Some drunk asshole reaches up and grabs your thigh, catching both you and Reggie by surprise. You yelp and Reggie turns around, ready to punch him.

“You know what?” He picks the guy up, pulling his arm back as the guy laughs drunkenly.

“Reggie, no!” You grab his hand, stepping between him and the guy. “He’s not worth it.”

“Listen to her,” the guy grabs your ass and you turn around, jaws clenched as Reggie gets ready to punch him. “She needs--”

You cut him off with a punch to the face, breaking his nose with the power behind your fist.

“She needs you to fuck off, jackass,” you glare at him and grab a stunned Reggie by the arm, leading him out of the house as the crowd parts for you two.

As soon as you’re out on the sidewalk, Reggie stops and you turn to face him, a questioning look on your face.

“That was the hottest, most badass thing I’ve ever seen. Holy fuck,” he whispers, shaking his head as his eyes study you.

“Thank you,” you smile widely at the compliment and wrap his arm around you again. “Now come on, walk me home. I’ll make you some hot cider if you’re good.”

“So I get cider if I’m good?” He raises a brow as you lead him to your apartment, a smirk on your face as you nod. “What do I get if I’m bad?”

“Me.”

#riverdale #riverdale fic #riverdale imagine #riverdale one shot #riverdale oneshot #riverdale blog #riverdale blurb #riverdale reggie #riverdale ross #ross butler #reggie mantle #reggie mantle x reader #reggie mantle x oc #reggie mantle fluff #reggie mantle fic #reggie mantle imagine #reggie mantle one shot #reggie mantle fanfic

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grownups-are-the-real-monsters · 7 years ago

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"Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you" for the Reddie angst pls

(Thank You)

~Richie hung his legs off the hood of his car, they were long enough to scrape his shoe on the cracked pavement. He felt a chill run up his spin and took a deep breath, his radio played a slightly muffled Rolling Stones song. He heard the small chime of the gas station door and cocked his head over to the side to catch Eddie hurrying out of the place with that look of complete disgust. He rolled his eyes as his boy stopped at the hood with the plastic bag at the edge of his fingertip, turning the skin red. Richie gave him a small smirk and swiped the bag, digging inside as Eddie leaned his forearm on the windshield. Weighing the white bag down was the pack of cigarettes he’d asked for and a can of RedBull. He smiled and hopped off, opening the door and placing the can in the cup holder and the cigs in his glove box. He leaned over Eddie’s lap as he closed the glove box. Eddie rolled his eyes and stretched his arm out and turned the car off.

“You’re not suppose to get gas with the car on.” Richie blinked with a grin, the buzzing neon blue lights reflecting in his eyes.

“Do all the facts you know involve preventing death and disease?” Eddie hummed, tilting his head to the side.

“They’re the best kind to know.” He shrugged as Richie poked his shoulder and pulled out of the car again, going to fill the car with gas. He wrapped his fingers around the pump and squeezed, looking at the blinking car light in boredom. The neon car left flickers of red and orange light in it’s dust as it moved over the fake road, the gas station name written below it. He carefully slid the pump out and hung it back up, taking care of everything before sliding back into the heated car and closing the door after he shoved his legs under the wheel. He tapped the velvet red steering wheel cover and hummed. “Go, Jackass.” Eddie snapped his seat belt on, then leaned over and did Richie’s to enhance his point. Richie cracked his RedBull open and took a sip.

“You hate buying crap this bad for you, why’d you buy one for me?” He asked curiously. “Because, if you fall asleep at the wheel, you kill us both..if you die of a RedBull related health risk, you only kill yourself.” He shrugged, giving Richie a charming grin.

Richie took another sip, lips pressed against the can as the taste of metallic ran down his throat. “Ah, always the sweetest, Eds.” He put the car in gear and took for the open road again.

“And there’s no point and trying to help me get over this addiction.” Richie says as he takes another gulp and turns his blinkers on at the red light. “This shit is in my veins.” He chuckles and Eddie rolls his eyes again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie had his feet propped up on Richie’s dashboard, his tiny round emerald green glasses dipped to the end of his nose, his eyes skimmed his open book. Richie frowned and turned to him when the car rolled to a temporary stop. “I didn’t think you’d be such a boring car buddy.”

Eddie glanced up with interest and cracked a smile for him and wiggled his pure white tennis shoes. “You’ve been surprisingly tolerable, I don’t have much to fight with.” Richie chuckled.

“I left the map at that creepy restaurant when we stopped to pee.” Eddie’s mouth fell open and got those wrinkles in his forehead.

“God Dammit, Richie! It’s gonna take us forever to get home! I knew I should’ve taken Bill’s car.” Eddie narrowed his eyes. He was sure that Bill and Stan were making good time in their car. Ben, Bev and Mike filled up the entire backseat, leaving Richie as an extra driver. He should’ve fought harder with Mike. They’d traveled a little ways out to some huge flea market Beverly had heard about. Eddie and Stan were reluctant at first, ‘do you know how dirty those places are?’ Stan had cringed. ‘And they’re breeding grounds for disgusting germs-’ Eddie attempted to add on.

“I’m kidding, Eds.” Richie picked the map out of his back pocket and waved it teasingly in his face. Eddie opened his mouth but Richie just tapped his nose.

“You’re cute when you’re all angry at me.”

“I’m always angry at you.” Eddie scowled and Richie turned gently.

“And that’s why you’re always cute, Eds.”

Eddie scoffed and started cranking his window down.

“Hey, C’mon it’s freezing.” Richie frowned but Eddie only gave him a small smirk and continued lowering it. Richie hit the brake as the light turned red and leaned over Eddie’s lap to roll the window back up. Eddie threw his hands over the crank and the boys started a round of slapping each others hands away and fumbling for the handle.

“C’mon asshole, it’s hot in here-”

“It’s fucking freezing and you know it!” Richie chuckled and tilted his head up, realizing their close proximity. Their faces nearly touching. Richie’s cheeks turned pink as he tried to sit back up. “Anyways-” He felt his foot accidentally lift off the brake and the car rolled forward.

“Richie-!”

“I got it!” Richie slammed his foot back down and stopped it before anything could happen, then proceeded to slam his forehead onto the wheel and groan. Eddie giggled.

“That was-”

“Shut up, Eddie.” Richie groaned again and felt his cheeks heat up in embarrassment. Eddie just continued to giggle and opened the glove box and sifted through Richie’s collection of CD’s. Richie glanced up, hiding under his mess of hair.

“Don’t bother, I don’t have your cheesy music.” He teased as he started to sit up again and take off at the green light. Eddie only hummed in response and clicked his tongue as he found something of interest.

“Oh sure you don’t” He waved a Monkee’s CD at Richie with a smirk. Richie couldn’t get more embarrassed. He reached over and tried to snatch it but Eddie slid it in the player, pushing his sunglasses up and grinning at Richie.

Richie flushed, the sight was just too beautiful and he couldn’t believe his luck.

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until his luck ran out, like it always did.

And so that’s how Richie and Eddie ended up on the side of the road nearing the end of the evening. The air was getting even chillier, and the sky was dark. Eddie’s teeth were chattering as he pulled his jacket over himself.

“This has happened before…” Richie frowned, arms crossed as they stared at the old car. Eddie tilted his chin up.

“How do you fix it?”

“You put gas in it….”Richie rubbed under his chin and sighed as Eddie groaned.

“Are you kidding, Rich?” Eddie started walking around the car in boredom. Richie could throw himself into traffic right about now as Eddie mumbled to himself.

“Look there’s a gas station a couple miles back, we should walk over.” Richie ushered for Eddie to follow after him. Eddie trailed a little ways behind him as they walked through the dark.

Eddie wasn’t making any effort for a conversation and Richie felt extremely bad. “God, I do the dumbest shit, don’t I?”

Eddie shrugged, not sure how to answer that. Richie flicked his lighter out and lit the cigarette that rested in his jacket pocket. “I get that a lot, it’s ok to agree.”Richie chuckled bitterly.

Eddie’s shoulders fell and he opened his mouth to speak again.

“Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you?“ Richie asked, puffing smoke out from his puckered lips. He felt a sharp, stinging slap to his shoulder and whipped around. Eddie’s face was heated and angry.

“Don’t fucking say shit like that, Rich.” Eddie glared. “That’s an awful question.” He shook his head and kicked the small pebbles on the ground. “Everyone makes mistakes, not to sound too much like an after school special.” Eddie teasingly tugged on Richie’s sleeves.

Richie blushed. “Anyways-”

“Nope, you’re not getting out of the conversation that easily Tozier.” Eddie scrunched up his nose, Richie poked him. “I mean, after all that’s happened to us, I know we’ve all felt like shit at some point”

Richie scoffed to show he agreed and threw his arm around his boy’s shoulders. “But alas, we’ve got lives to lead and places to go…people to see….” Eddie trailed off as he titled his chin up, his face merely inches from Richie’s.

“Mom’s to do.” Richie shook his head, nose brushing against Eddie’s.

“And you ruined it…way to go.” Eddie pushed the laughing boy as they strolled down the deserted street.

#reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #finn wolfhard #jack dylan grazer #the losers club #stephen king #it by stephen king #stephen kings it #itmovieofficial #reddie fic

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watch-the-whole-world-disap-blog · 7 years ago

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Requested by anon and also @destructivelemonade : “Can you write some Evan x reader angst?”

Word Count: 1, 430

Warnings: cussing, crying, panic attack, anxiety mention, jealousy, angst, some fluff

A/N: Yikes this might be super ooc but I tried my best also this might be total trash but you know I don’t even care let me write my trashy angst in peace. Also wtf is an ending who’s she?

Evan Hansen never believed that he would end up with someone like you. I mean why would he, of all people, get to date you, out of all the other guys at the school? You were perfect, and he was him.

Yet, you didn’t see it like that. Evan was kind and sweet and gentle and the right amount of awkward and adorable. He understood you and made you feel special. You had never doubted once that you loved Evan Hansen, but that wasn’t always enough.

Especially when one of the star football players decides to flirt with you right in front of Evan. Sure, everyone else knew he was just doing it as some sort of weird joke, but Evan didn’t.

“Hey baby, those pants look great and all on you, but I think I would look even better!” He flashed a stupid smirk and you groaned internally.

“I have a boyfriend.” You stood up from your lunch table, intertwining your hand with Evan’s and dragging him up as well.

“That weirdo? You could do so much better. You’re a solid eight, and you should be with someone who can compare to that, and that certainly isn’t him.”

You rolled your eyes and sarcastically replied, “Oh and you could? Sorry to burst your bubble, but you’re not even a five. So see you later, jackass.” You smiled right at him before turning around and walking out of the room, pulling a silent along with you.

“What an asshole.” You murmured once you were out of the cafeteria. “You okay Ev?”

“Y-yeah. I ha-have to go.” He slipped his hand out of yours and quickly started to walk away from you. Just as you decided to go after him the bell rang for fifth period and you lost him in a sea of students flooding in the hallway. You reluctantly turned the opposite way and made your way to U.S. History, but you swore to yourself that you’d ask Evan about it later.

Evan had invited you over to his house that night for your weekly Friday night movie date, which had become a tradition for you two since you started dating. Heidi got home late on Friday’s so you had the whole house to yourself, and you used that to watch movies and cuddle up together. Tonight however, you weren’t sure that you’d do too much movie-watching, since you opened the door to the Hansen house to find Evan curled up in a ball in his room, shaking and in tears.

“Ev?” You asked quietly, standing by the door still so he wouldn’t get scared by your sudden appearance. A sob replied to your voice and you decided it was safe to rush over to him.

“Evan, breathe.” You instructed. He had gotten anxiety and panic attacks around you before so you knew what to do at this point. You pulled his hands out from over his eyes and put them on your chest so he could feel your steady breaths. You met his eyes and nodded in encouragement, which prompted Evan to start to match your breathing.

A few minutes went by before Evan really calmed down, and when you could tell he was regaining himself you repositioned yourself so that your hands were intertwined with his and you were leaning against his side.

“Are you okay Ev?” You asked as gently as you could.

“Y-yeah.” He nodded as if to confirm it. “Yeah I’m okay.”

“What’s wrong?”

Evan’s gaze left yours and he instead focused his vision on a textbook on his shelf. “I just keep thinking about what happened today. With that jock guy? Everything he was saying...” Evan took a deep breath and you squeezed his hand a little as if to say that you were listening. “It’s just that he’s right. You’re you and I’m me, and you could be with anyone you want. You could be with someone way more attractive and popular and cool. Like that guy, you could have him if you wanted.”

Your heart was breaking hearing him say all of this. You loved him with all of your heart, you would never want to be with anyone else. Evan was perfect and it killed you to know that he didn’t think that he was. “I don’t want anyone else Evan.” You whispered.

“I just feel like a burden. You could do so much more without me, be so much more. Be with someone who is so much more. Why me? Why don’t just go right now and be with that asshole jock since I bet he has less problems than I do!”

Evan pulled away from you and was now sitting about a foot away from you, wiping the tears that were now spilling down his face again.

“Evan I love you. You’re not a burden. I want you, not him. Not anyone else.” You wished you had the right words to explain it. Damnit why couldn’t you just make him understand that he was everything you’ve ever wanted.

“You deserve someone better, someone who isn’t afraid to flirt with you in front of other people or fight for you because some guy wants you.”

You can feel the tears stinging your eyes and tried to grab Evan’s shoulder, but he pushed himself away from you again. You tried to think of something to say that would explain all the thoughts swirling in your head, but Evan spoke again before you could.

“Maybe you just shouldn’t be with me at all.”

For just a split second, it seemed like time stopped. Everything blurred as tears began to fall from your eyes and you could physically feel your heart break into a million pieces.

“N-no Evan. No, pl-please.” It was hard to get words out as you sobbed, shaking from the pain in your chest.

Evan didn’t say anything and you were scared that maybe he had really meant it, and he was going to break up with you, and everything good in your life would be take from you. All because some braindead jerk had jokily flirted with you. And you couldn’t even figure out a way to tell your boyfriend how much he meant to you.

You forced yourself to stop, to breathe, and to wipe your face with the edge of your shirt. Evan was looking away from you about two feet away now and you made yourself move towards him, somehow finding the courage to turn him around and look at you. You had to tell him everything, you had to prove he was your world, because you weren’t willing to let him think anything else.

His eyes met yours and you finally found your voice, letting the words come tumbling out. “Evan Hansen, you are the most kind, caring, beautiful, smart, and amazing person I have ever met. You are the reason I smile and the reason I actually feel like I belong. I would never be with anyone else, because there is no one who could possible be as attractive or wonderful as you. No one else is you Evan, so I don’t want anyone else. Ever. I love you with everything I have and I will never ever stop loving you.”

You wrapped him up into a giant hug, letting the last few tears escape your eyes. Evan was still crying and you could feel him shaking, but it wasn’t in a panicky way this time.

“Do you really mean it?” He whispered into your hair.

“Every single word. I love you Ev. No jerk is ever gonna change that.” Suddenly Evan was pulling away slightly and pressing his lips over your own. You melted into the kiss for a long and wonderful moment before Evan pulled away again to look you in the eyes and whisper, “I love you too.”

“And hey, if that guy ever thinks it’d be funny to flirt with me again, I’ll punch him in the face.” Evan giggled a little and it made you smile. “I’m serious!” You tried to say but a small laugh escaped your throat, joining Evan’s quiet giggles.

“It’s still Friday, wanna go put on a movie?” You asked, dragging Evan into a standing position with you.

“Sure, just remind me to never doubt you again.” He said, grabbing your hand.

“You better not Hansen.” You teased and he giggled again, walking out of the bedroom with you close behind him. You kissed his hand lightly, knowing that you’d always love Evan, and smiling at the thought of him knowing it as well.

#fics #deh #dear evan hansen #dear evan hansen imagine #x reader #imagines #imagine #fluff #angst #requests #requested #evan #evan hansen #evan hansen x reader #dear evan hansen x reader #fic

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conspiracieys-archive · 7 years ago

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I know you haven't done a Dusan Nemec thing in awhile (and you don't have to answer if you don't want too) but how do you think he would act in a realationship or to a regular, I know you've briefly mentioned it but how would he treat them? What kind of dates would he take them on? How would they sleep together? Anything else you can think of I'm curious ☺ also what kind of music and movies do you think he likes??? (I asked this a while ago just didn't know if you got it sorry)

YES HELLO i honestly don’t know if i got it i am so sorry. idk if tumblr ate it or if i just forgot (both are super possible) but i am still so sorry. i am Ready To Do This. im always down to talk abt Dusan cause Lordt knows this man needs more love. he’s a fucking disaster and he’s kind of a shitty person. i love it. let’s Do This.

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with a regular, there’s not... Too much emotional depth. like they are both aware that it’s mostly about the sex, but Dusan respects or is interested in them just enough to keep them around instead of tossing them aside like a one night stand. that said, he doesn’t kick out his regulars right away. sometimes they leave of their own accord, and sometimes he has shit to do so they gotta go, but sometimes they stay the night in Dusan’s big ass bed. and they can actually talk in the morning. it’s not ... as awkward as it would be with a o/n/s cause Dusan and his regulars do this a lot.

but at the end of the day, with a Regular, Dusan’s just not in it that deep. they have something he’s interested in (dick, vag, information, something) and he keeps them around. i did write about Dusan and comfort here, and i think that kinda applies to them, too. like it’s important to note that a regular sex partner is not an emotional connection. Dusan just wants to bang someone who knows him and knows his body and who he knows relatively well.

he doesn’t take regulars on any sort of dates cause it’s purely physical. he will invite them over, or have them meet him at Blume HQ for that Locked Personal Office sex, but since there’s no emotion behind it, theres no wine and dine going on.

AS FOR how they sleep together, like at night, Dusan takes up most of the bed. he doesn’t exactly starfish but he lays on his back with an arm out so his Regular can snuggle if they WANT to, but it’s fairly obvious that he doesnt care. he just wants to sleep after a night of Good Sex.

VS a relationship, i mean. when Dusan commits, he commits. the line between Regular and Relationship isn’t exactly thin but it’s also not the thickest line either. and in this context, a Regular has the huge potential of bleeding into a relationship.

if he’s in a relationship, depending on the type, that’s the only person he sees. (i mean, open relationships or poly relationships exist and Dusan is down for any of them ig. just depends on the Partner in question) he does like the... consistency of being in a romantic relationship. like no new partner every night, no switching around to not get attached (unless the s/o in question was a Regular sdfjkhlkjdsf then that Failed Hard). just... Dusan, and this person he cares about a lot.

(if the relationship hits the 8 months mark, Dusan sits them down and they have that Deep Talk about what they want from a relationship. the one that lasts a couple days and they both have to walk away and think about the questions they each asked type of talk)

and while he’s not.... big on dates, he likes to go all out for dates. whether it’s at a Super Fancy Uptown Restaurant™ or a Roof Top Bistro™ or a deeply intimate picnic at a park, Dusan puts his all into it. Man he cares about his S/O!!!! he wants to spoil them. and this dude is rich as FUCK he makes fuckin BANK!!!!!! he can and will senselessly spoil his partner with grand dates. fancy food. he reserved the whole park, hired a bunch of body guards to keep people out so him and his S/O could enjoy the evening without anyone else around. (buying out the park helps if things get heated so it’s less awkward when they try and get it together to go home.)

he has also been known to take a S/O to the movies, or literally fly them across the country for an impromptu night watching the Latest Broadway show. he might even go above and beyond and plan a romantic weekend in Venice (and if it coincides with some Dirty Dealings he has to do... its ok........ no one rly needs to know............................. HEY! what did you expect? he’s Dusan Nemec. he’s still pretty dirty when it comes to Blume and ctOS stuff! love doesn’t mean that stops! it just becomes less obvious to the public and to DedSec because he cares so deeply for someone other than himself)

with a romantic partner, Dusan is more inclined to cuddle and share his space. he doesn’t starfish, doesn’t stretch out to make a point. he lays on his side, 100% ready to Spoon (he does Not jetpack. he likes to be on the outside of snuggling. he’s so paranoid, trying to spoon him will not go well)

the sleepier he gets, the more affectionate he is and he often falls asleep murmuring incoherent sweet nothings against his partner’s neck, tracing nonsensical shapes into their skin as he cuddles them. god i wish that were me. also Dusan will initiate cuddles with a romantic partner. he’s like... get over here........ right up against me... awful.... i love him......

aaaand to wrap it up: music and MOVIES!!!

music wise, he’s pretty open minded, although he is NOT a huge fan of pop music. boybands? gross. he loves Zayn Malik's music now that Zayn’s gone solo but. i think he prefers classical music. soft, dramatic, no lyrics, nothing rly too overwhelming. something to work to or cook to or read to.

catch this man getting rly emotional over classical music. one day he’s just laying on his back on the kitchen floor, staring unseeingly at the ceiling because its So Beautiful. (this happens like once a month)

MOVIES.... he likes classic films i guess??? classic, oldies, cheesy. he loves super old westerns im sorry but I Do Make The Rules and Dusan Loves Cowboys. he’s also big on foreign films. catch him watching French films and his eyes get all glassy cause he just... loves. also Chinese films, too.

he hates Fight Club i just wanna put that out there. he wont watch horror because he doesnt have time to be jump scared every 5 seconds. if theres like a non-jump scare-y horror movie, he’ll probably watch it but he thinks jump scares r Weak. he’s way more powerful than me, i cant watch horror movies of ANY kind.

he hated Inception btw. (i loved Inception) he just... hated it. the only Batman movie he liked was the 1st Batman with Michael Keaton. he’s not a big fan of the rest of them.

he loves Indiana Jones tho jot that the fuck down.

he’s neutral on Star Wars. he just hasnt watched the franchise with someone incredibly passionate about it. if he watches it with me, he’ll Love it. he HAS seen it though he saw the original trilogy and the prequels. “Cassian whom? who is Finn. what is happening. where is Luke?” - Dusan when someone asks him what he thought of TFA and Rogue One.

the only Star Trek he likes is the original series. by that i mean, it’s the only one he’s ever watched all the way thru. someone make this man watch the other series !!!

the first dude Dusan ever popped a boner for was The Rock jussayin.

THATS ENOUGH FROM ME

i hOPE this is what you wanted??? if not pls send another ask and i will add on/clarify whatever??? i love Dusan and i love rambling about this jackass.

#ask #im-satans-cat #dusan nemec #nsfw/

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jessemccowbae · 8 years ago

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EVERYONE AT OVERWATCH IS HOT. A THESIS.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS SADDLE THE FUCK UP.

We have now officially reached the drunk enough to say shit you ort notta said part of the evening. And we have so many new people showing up, and said to myself, damn self, there are so many pretty people showing up tonight. And then I realized why: it is because LITERALLY EVERYBODY HERE IS ATTRACTIVE

I am not making this up. When objectively removing existing friendships and awkwardness and social niceties and power imbalances and general Reasons It Is A Bad Idea, I would most definitely bang everybody in this building.

So naturally before making suhc a statement I needed to double check the entire roster. And make sure I wasn't leaving somebody out or making someone feel bad. Or anything like that, because even if I didn't want to bang you all I still almost entirely like y'all and don't want to cause no hurt feelings. We're still a family and I still love you okay? But I went down the whole list and. I was right. Literally. Everybody. At Overwatch. Is like 100% bangable. Some over 100%.

For the purposes of this I am leaving Bastion and Orisa off the list. Because Orisa is a youngun and probably doesn't have a grasp on such things yet and Bastion seems to be like... three? Four maybe? Mentally? I mean given that we just had to explain porn I think there maybe issues with the concept of sex, much less consent. But it's definitely not just an omnic thing, as you will see.

So look. We're gonna go straight down the fuckin list and I will Mathematically Prove This To All Of You.

ANA. Alright, this is one of those where like I normally outside of this experiment wouldn't think about it mostly because Fareeha would murder me. But for the sake of makin' the point I will. The Captain was a fuckin' fox in her day and hasn't lost most of it. It's like 80% attitude, she could kill pretty much everyone I have ever met, but even if you base it just on looks she's got it nailed, alright? 10/10 gimme the damn time machine

HANA. I feel like I shouldn't because she is enough younger than me that it's creepy? So I will just say this: if she had been here when I was a 17-year-old recruit I would have basically tripped over my own dick trying to get her to so much as fucking glare at me. Hypercompetence is fuckin hot. */10 but teenage Jesse is like nerf me pls

GENJI. Is a hot dude. I'll just go there, alright? He is. I am also like 90% certain that some of those mechanical parts have functions that weren't in the instruction manual if you know what I'm saying, and I have watched his ass train, you would not believe the fuckin flexibility. Like if you like dudes even a little and you wouldn't fuck Genji you're lying. 11/10

HANZO. Go on and fucking laugh. Get it out of your system, I'll wait here. Okay, you done? Cause this motherfucker is carved out of fucking marble. Like I think if I punched him in the stomach I'd break my hand? And my hand is metal. Just fucking. Chiseled out of granite or some shit. Top to bottom. His face is the same too, he looks like some kinda Renaissance statue or some shit. Like even if I wouldn't bang him, which make no mistake I would, I would still want to touch him a lot to just see how he's fucking real. 13/10

JAMIE. Okay but lemme let you in on a secret. Happy fun laughing sex? Is the best sex. And if this little asshole is half as manic in bed as out you are in for a fuckin' time, alright? Plus he's tall as hell and has long ass fingers and the accent ain't bad either. Solid 8/10, probably a 10 if he could concentrate long enough to put actual effort into seduction? Either way, bring Gatorade

LUCIO. I mean, have you met this dude? He is probably the most gentle and caring and tender jackass you ever met in a bed. Will just dote the fuck all over you until you're a crying mess because you know no human can ever be that good back to him and he doesn't even care, he's just glad you're here, and then he wants to snuggle after. I mean sure, he's hot, but that's fuckin' secondary at this point. 11/10 also probably has the best sex playlist on the planet

MEI. If you have never seen Mei outside of her winter gear. Do yourself a favor. If it ever looks like she is about to take her coat off. Make sure you do not have any food or drink in your mouth. Because the first time I saw her in a t-shirt I basically snorted soda up my nose. She is a sweet and kind and wonderful darlin', make no mistake! But more prurient to the current subject her body does not even make sense. I'm shocked Winston ain't made a project of her yet because that many curves in that small a space has got to violate some laws of physics. Just... so much... EVERYTHING. All at once. Twenty pounds of bodacious in a ten pound sack. Here for it. 13/10 thighs would make excellent earmuffs

ANGIE. Okay. Look. You know all those American movies where there's this like shallow useless prop of a Gorgeous European Woman who's flirty and sexy and statuesque and golden? Now imagine they're also friggin crazy insane brilliant and like the kindest most loving person you ever met in your life and can also cook. Why do the rest of us even exist. Fuck me sideways. 11/10

FAREEHA. She is smarter than me, cooler than me, tougher than me, more educated than me, and can and has beaten me up. If you're into ladies and muscles this is your second best bet on base. And she's good at fucking everything? Which, again, I'm into, you should be too. 10/10 wear your pads

REINHARDT. Look. I'm just gonna come right out and say what we're all thinking. He's like 6'6" at least and about a yard wide at the shoulders. Even if he's just proportionally average he's still probably hung like an elephant. And hey, still got the bod after all these years, it's impressive. 11/10 I am a tall dude I've never been held up against a wall and it sounds fun

ROADHOG. You know what? Hog is a super fuckin sweet dude. I was not expecting that. But like, I got a big soft warm hug earlier just because I was drunk and sad. And we ain't even super good friends yet. So honestly this probably goes the same way as Lucio, basically. Plus he's got big hands so hey. 10/10 why the hell not

JACK. I mean, fuck, look at him. Fuckin blond-haired blue-eyed pristine midwestern beefcake asshole. Got a fuckin' statue. You'd do him just to say you did it. 10/10

SATYA. Look, I'm normally real good at reading people and the whole aloof and mysterious thing is kinda played out? But she's working it. Like, just warm enough on occasion to reel you in a little. I dig it, very controlled, well executed. If you're into someone else taking control it's totally there. Or just insulting you, if that's your thing. And I mean, also gorgeous eyes and legs to the fuckin moon but did I even need to say that? No, no I didn't. 11/10

TORBJORN. YES I SAID EVERYBODY. Now look. Everyone wants to talk shit because Torb is small which is a fuckin disability actually, and it gives him migraines and shit and it makes everything hard and it sucks for such a good dude. But I have two points here. One: he is an engineer. I have seen him work. The level of manual dexterity is fucking astrounding. Two: He has like eighty-leven fucking kids, so he is CLEARLY doing something right. 10/10 get you some old man

LENA. Is a doll, alright? Everybody knows that. But everything I said before about happy fun sex applies here. Like yes, super cute, got it, but she's just like. Fun and happy just to be around. Lena makes everything a good fuckin time and if anything should be a good time it's fuckin', right? 11/10 maybe 12 if she brings British chocolate

WINSTON. Yeah I know. I said everybody. But like, here's the thing. There's the obvious Not A Human issues. That's weird. And weird in a way it isn't with omnics because he's a thing we normally don't view as equal but he's special and separate. So I am not gonna say this in a like, of me way.

But here's the thing. Winston is just. Good. Better than any of us, seriously. And he's the reason we all ended up back here. The reason I ended up back here when I damn well don't deserve to be. I walked away from the best thing that ever happened to me like a fuckin' idiot because I was scared and you all just. Let me back in. Like I didn't stab every damn one of you in the back when y'all needed me most.

I deserved what I had. Being alone and scratching out a meal and on the run. All I was doing was reaping what I'd sown myself and now... this. Now I'm home again and you all just act like I didn't...

And Winston gave me this. What I didn't deserve the first time around and sure as hell didn't deserve a second chance at. I owe him everything. I owe him my damn life. Winston is good and kind and amazing and wonderful and I want him to be happy and have whatever he wants, and if that includes getting laid then by God I hope he finds it.

10/10.

Anyway.

ZARYA. Holy hot damn. Like, I understand submissiveness in bed and whatnot, I may not entirely feel it but I get it. But I've never quite gotten the like, actual physical roughness thing? Until now? Because I'm pretty sure I want her to punch me. Honestly I'm suprised Lena can hold a conversation with her without choking. 11/10

ZENYATTA. Yeah yeah y'all were waiting for this weren't you. And this was gonna be a pretty standard "lol vibrating robot parts" joke but a little while ago I was snifflin' into this shot glass and he put one of those happy orbs on me? And just... guys everything is so good. I love y'all a bunch and we're all here together, an' we're doin' good an' makin the world better and it's so good. An' it don't even feel fake-good like getting drunk and forgetting your problems, which I was failin' to do earlier. Just... like there's so much good stuff already in the world an' I just couldn't see it before. Anyway what I'm sayin' is bangin' Zen might be the path to eternal enlightenment. 11/10 align my chakras baby

AND THAT. Is the thing. Is the post. That I have spent like an hour on now? But everybody here is hot and I'm surprised I can goddamn function.

#overwatch rp #jesse mccree #Drunken Cowboy Antics #everybody is hot #((I've had this post thinly planned out for like a week))#((I've been waiting for an excuse to get him plastered enough to do it))#((I sincerely hope you all enjoy and laugh))

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wyvernspirit · 4 years ago

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Sorry for being late as AJ said in the notes tumblr was being (A FUCKING BITCH) t u m b l r again Aj’s messages are bold, im normal and other peoples comments are italised Hawks would be a faunas! Body guard for schnee family?! Big brother bodyguard?! Or he could totes be related by blood. We could make dad schnee and even worse person for sure. Nah JackASS wouldnt let a fuanus guard his precious heir Blegh He could TOTALLY do it for political reasons like "Hey I can't be awful to the faunus! I trust one to guard my heir hes family" Even could add in some drama with winter hating him cause she dosent think he takes his duties to protect weiss seriously even though he loves her and would litearlly die for her (just like Jacques trained him to) Tokoyami??? Where he Hawks birb brother living in mantel? Hawks even goes to beacon to her which cause a little drama between them because- Me and my lack of knowledge: I thought Weiss didn't like Faunus? Political move by jackass Had unintended consequences in that weiss dosent distrust faunus The white fang she still vehmently hates but faunus themselves are fine which means theres still a reason for blake to wear her bow Even though hawks tottally fuckin knows shes also a faunus but like he gets it and so dosent tell anyone else like he tries to reassure her that weiss only hates the white fang which isnt helpful but you know If Weiss is salty about him coming with him it could look bad to Blake Mhm idk whether youd make him an assitent teacher or just like he lives down in town and so comes and checks on her like every day which she hates ( by that i mean jackass bought him an apartment and forced him to live there and keep tabs on weiss but y'know) either works I am too deeply involved now. I’m power writing blurbs on my phone. This... this is good. Good brain food. There’s so many good things!!!! Like, the rest of the team? The beacon staff?!?! Qrow?! JAMES?!?! Me: *excited noises* The white fang is like...evil right? So, Toko doesn't live there it's not a village or something smskksksks Slums of Atlas, I’d guess. Mantle life looks like crap But as bodyguard birb he could give Toko a better home! Toko Whitley unlikely friendship. Give the smallest snow a friend Ozpin could totally make Hawks a teacher in something. I can continue to project my Hawks/teacher agenda. OH GOD PLS GIVE WHITELY A FRIEND or a boyfriend both work Both would work!! Look the fandom gives him so much shit but likehes just a child!! A babey!!! Hes younger then OSCAR He’s an angry, feral kitten Whitley needs someone for the love of god! Media catches wind that hawks has a little brother: Oh Jaques! does he hang out with your little son? Since Hawks is part of your family and all! Thats so cute! Jacques realising he now has to house another brat lieing through teeth: yes of course hawks brother is just as welcome in my home. Hes family after all Hawks metting Ruby (the character not the team ashjfjk) feel it goes a lot like him meeting Mido (Can we bring back nerdy Ruby a bit?? I feel it got more and more lost as the seasons progressed) just two knowledge hoarders infodumping on each other When he sees Weiss actually make normal friends he just drops to knees heart squeeze Weiss: oh stop being dramatic you big buffon Hawks: i cant heeeelp it your making frieeeeends Weiss: flustered protests You know the big sibling hugs where you struggle to get away but they aren’t letting go for anything as they sob out how proud they are? Hawks will not let go until Weiss accepts his love! Weiss can finally get some gosh darn hugs Yesss

I really want to write a RWBY/BNHA crossover au but it's just Hawks being adopted by Qrow. Let sad insecure birb spy look after our other sad and insecure birb spy T-T (...Sorry this is dumb XD)

this is not dumb this is Perfect... and i’m gonna take it seriously (also i don’t know if you remember an anon talking to u about an mha rwby AU a while ago.... but that was me haha i was shy)

hawks and qrow are my favourite bird men! maybe in an au where the mha characters are in the rwbyverse with rwby characters..... hawks would be a young huntsman/spy and qrow would probably see a lot of his younger self in him (also i still really love the idea of hawks being a bandit child before he was taken in and trained, so they’ve got that in common). qrow was pretty young when he was misled into giving up everything to spy for oz, and though he did choose it he didn’t know the full truth at the time. him seeing hawks, who was signed up before he even had an inkling of what he was getting involved in? protective uncle activated..... qrow just can’t stop adopting kids, huh? (yes i’ll call hawks a kid compared to qrow!! hawks is only like 3 yrs older than yang)

and though qrow’s not techinically a faunus like hawks would be, he knows all about being a bird so they can bond over bird traits hehehe...... preening 101. and i think hawks would have his usual blasé attitude to his own well-being so when he faces discrimination for being a pretty unique faunus he wouldn’t have much to say, maybe even joke abt it, but i like to think qrow wouldn’t stand for it :^) Bird Uncle Now. and idk, i like the idea of hawks worming his way into even the grumpiest of hearts (kinda managed it with endeavor) so he’d be great as a friend for qrow too cus hell knows he needs one lol (ending of v7 do not even LOOK at me)

#rwby #mha #takami keigo #hawks #weiss schnee #crossover #au

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hockeyytrash · 8 years ago

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Alaska - Chapter Six

GUYS MY UNTECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED SELF FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET THE PICS AND FORMAT THE TEXTS!! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY

-about 2000 words-

The days following my close encounter with Auston were boring. Carly almost pissed herself when I told her what had happened. She keeps saying that I need to get close to him, but I can't say I feel the same way. Apparently, she and William are a thing now and that's why she left the party early. Although I was still pissed she left me, I was happy that she and William were 'together.'

Classes, on the other hand, are starting to get easier and I'm able to actually come home and not spend four hours on homework. Instead, I've been spending a lot of time with Carly, talking about hockey and a certain Maple Leaf.

It's now 5 o' clock on Friday and all I'm doing is watching Dirty Dancing on my laptop. Thrilling.

My phone dings, notifying me of a new text just as Baby finds Penny crying in the kitchen.

Group Chat: Girlies Alaska, Carly, & Steph

Steph: wyd girlies

Carl: watching cat videos, why?

absolutely nothing

Steph: great! I'm picking you both up in an hour so we can all go to the Leafs game

Carl: omg yay!

wut

why would I go

Steph: moral support?

what am I supposed to wear

Carl: you can borrow one of my Leafs shirts

hard pass

Steph: you can wear my Matthews jersey :)

harder pass

Carl: oh come on, Alaska! we know there's something going on between u two

Steph: ^yes, for the sake of everyone here, pls own up to your feelings

feelings?!? I met the guy last week and I've talked to him twice

Steph: that's exactly why you need to come tonight!

Carl: agreed! then you can say you talked to him three times :)

he's a jackass

Steph: and you're a bitch so you two should get along just fine

Carl: ^ruthless

fine I'll go but only to hang with you guys

and my confidence thanks you, Steph

Steph: anytime!

Carl: yay!!!!!!

so what am I wearing again?

Steph: Matthews jersey!!

Carl: ^^^^!!!!!!!!!

plain t-shirt it is!

_________

And a plain black shirt is exactly what I wore. However, Carly and Steph were not happy at all with my choice of wardrobe.

"I didn't think you were actually going to wear that!!" Carly says as I hop in the car. I flash her a big grin as Steph speeds toward downtown Toronto.

"Did you actually think I was going to wear something Leafs related?" I ask her.

"Good point," she says, turning to Steph.

"Do you sit with the other wives and girlfriends?" Carly asks.

"Hell no. You can't see shit in that box. I sit in the stands along the glass," she huffs, causing Carly and me to laugh. I just wondered if she usually comes to games alone. Poor girl. But hey, a hockey ticket is a hockey ticket. It would be a crime to waste it.

"Y'all ready for my throwback jams?" Carly yells, plugging the AUX cord into her phone. Steph and I groan at the same time. Carly shoots us a death glare but continues nevertheless.

"You better not play trash, Carl," I tell her with a laugh. She rolls her eyes and smiles.

"Nothing I play is trash," she says as if she's stating the obvious.

"Then explain the Nickelback," I say, Steph and I bursting out laughing. Carly flips me off before pressing shuffle on her playlist. I strain my ears, trying to figure out what song it is right off the bat. The familiar beat of Let Me Take You Out by Bryan J blasts through the speakers. I scream in delight, excited that I was hearing it after so long.

All three of us sing/scream along to the song, the lyrics coming back to me easily. The playlist continues as we drive through town. Surprisingly we don't hit traffic on our way and we make it to the ACC by 6:45.

We pile out of Steph's Lexus and follow her around to the back of the arena and through a private entrance. Thank God Steph was there, or Carly and I would have gotten lost among all the hallways and doors. She tells us that we should probably use the bathroom downstairs before the game because it isn't as crowded as the ones upstairs. I happily accept her suggestion, seeing I had to pee the whole way here.

The bathroom downstairs was, in fact, less crowded and much nicer than the regular public ones. I quickly relieve myself then rejoin Steph and Carly in front of the mirror for some much-welcomed pictures. I take a cute one of Carly and I with me hugging her from behind her. Smiling, I upload it to Instagram as we make our way to our seats.

Smiling, I upload it to Instagram as we make our way to our seats

@alaskamay : pre-game

Tagged: @carlyyvalentine @stephlachancee

Location: Air Canada Center

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@carlyyvalentine : beautiful caption

@stephlachancee : ^couldn't have said it better myself

@marner_93 : y'all are going to miss my introduction smh

@alaskamay : @marner_93 so are u dumbass

@williamnylander : ^please don't speak to my friend like that

@43kadri : I have idiots for teammates

@morganrielly : @43kadri hey now

@alsakamay : I hope you all miss your introductions

@marner_93 : fam's all here except @austonmatthews

We reach our seats in record time, just moments before Mitch's precious introduction. The Leafs skate out, as well as the Capitals. I gladly join in on booing the Caps as they skate to their starting positions. I may not like the Leafs, but I definitely hate the Caps. No exceptions. Not even for Tom Wilson.

The first period flies by ends with the Leafs leading the game 1-0. Nothing interesting happens during the intermission, just random conversations and check-ins on social media. The second period was similar to the first: relatively boring and leaving the Leafs winning 2-0. Mitch assisted on both goals which made Steph go crazy in her seat. It was adorable to see how much she cared about Mitch.

Carly kept a close watch on William the whole game, making her feelings towards him even more obvious. Of course, she was quick to deny that anything was going on. The third period was much more exciting with Auston scoring at the beginning, followed by a Capital, bringing the score to 3-1. Nazem scored the Leafs' final goal of the game and the Caps managed to get another as well, but they were not able to come back, and the Leafs won 4-2.

"Oh my God!!! We won!! We beat the Caps!" Steph screams, pulling Carly and me into a big hug. I smile actually notice myself feeling happy the Leafs won. I try to tell myself that it's just because I hate the Caps so much, but there's something else that is making me feel this way. Honestly, I think it may be how hungry I am. Food and a lack thereof always makes me feel some way.

"Come along now, people! We're off to see Mitchy and the boys!" Steph shouts, grabbing our arms and tugging us through the crowd. She leads us to a set of stairs hidden from view and drags us down them. The staircase opens up to the area we were in before the game, filled with long hallways and too many doors. Luckily, Steph seemed to know where we were going considering her fast pace and determined expression.

We arrive in front of a set of double doors labelled 'HOME LOCKER ROOM' a minute or two later. I lean against the wall, assuming that we would be waiting for the guys to come out, but Steph has other plans. With a wild grin plastered on her face, she charges into the room shouting, "we're coming in" along the way. Carly and I hold off for a second, not knowing whether we should wait for Steph to come get us or follow her. As I predicted, Carly chooses the latter.

Carly and I push through the doors that opened into the spacious locker room we were in almost a week ago. I spot Steph hugging Mitch in one corner and a couple reporters in another corner sticking cameras in Auston and Nazem's faces. William looks up from his gear with a smile on his face and immediately makes his way over to us.

"Hey, I'm so glad you guys could come," he greets us. Carly's face lights up when he speaks, causing me to feel happy and awkward at the same time. Happy that William makes her so happy and awkward that I'm pretty much third wheeling.

"I'm glad we could make it!" Carly says, blushing.

"Yeah, great game," I compliment honestly, looking around the locker room. William smiles and thanks me.

"Are you guys coming to my place tonight?" he asks us. Carly's smile grows as my eyes widen. If this is another party, I'm out. I do not need to get drunk and be forced into going home with Auston.

"What's at your place?" Carly asks, knowing I would have asked if she hadn't. She knows I like to be prepared and know all the details.

"Steph didn't tell you?" William asks with a surprised face. We shake our heads no, causing him to groan.

"You would think with how talkative she is, she would have mentioned it to you," he says with a chuckle, "but usually after every win or good game, all of the guys and some of the WAGs go to someone's house to hang out and stuff. I volunteered to host today, so everyone's heading to my place right after this."

"Sounds great! We'll be there!" Carly exclaims. William looks at me as if to ask if I was okay with it. I nod in confirmation even though I'd love to just go home and shower. William smiles before turning back to Carly.

"Would you want to ride back with me? It's okay if you want to ride with Steph and Alaska, but I just thought-" Carly cuts him off before he can finish his statement.

"Yes! I mean, yes, I'd like that," she says awkwardly, but William doesn't seem to mind. He puts his arm around Carly then looks at me.

"We're gonna head out now, so we have a headstart on everyone. Is that okay with you?" he asks me.

"Yeah, go ahead. I'm going to grab Steph and we'll probably leave here soon, too," I tell him, scanning the room for my blonde friend.

"Perfect! We'll see you there then," he says then guides Carly out of the locker room, leaving me alone in a room full of hockey players. Talk about intimidating.

Steph was still in the corner with Mitch, chatting away with a few other guys. I head on over to them, stopping next to Steph.

"Hey, are we heading out soon?" I ask her after waving to Mitch.

"About that... I was going to head home with Mitch first to take care of a couple of things. You can take my car if you want," she explains, handing me her keys. I force myself to hold back an incoming groan based off of her response. How the hell was I supposed to find William's house?

"That's fine, but how am I going to find Will's house?" I ask, catching the attention of Mitch. He looks at me with a mischevious expression that says it all.

"Auston and I carpooled, so he needs a ride now. How about he goes with you! That way he can tell you how to get to Will's," he says. I don't stop myself from rolling my eyes at the idea. I would have been fine with any of the other Leafs, but of course, it has to be Auston.

"What am I doing?" Auston asks, inserting himself into the conversation. I look to my right to see the tall centerman standing there with a smirk.

"I was just suggesting to Alaska that you ride to Will's with her since Steph and I have to run home and so she knows where she's going," Mitch explains once again. Auston's grin enlarges, causing mine to deflate.

"Wow, Mitch! You know, that's a great idea! As a matter of fact, let's head out now so we have time to take the long way," Auston says in an annoying tone. I roll my eyes and glare at him which only makes him smile more.

"Perfect! We'll see you two in a little then, right?" Steph asks with a wicked smile. I glare at her but maintain my fake happy expression.

"Hopefully very soon," I respond, looking up at Auston. He bids the happy couple goodbye then places his hand on the small of my back, making my cheeks heat up. He begins to usher me through the locker room and through a set of doors that open up to the parking lot.

"I hope you know I'm not taking the long way," I tell him, walking over to where Steph parked. Auston follows me, staying no more than two feet away from my side.

"How will you know if it's the long way or not?" he asks. I can practically hear him smirk through his voice. I hate that he's right. Goddamnit.

"You know, it would be a lot easier if you just gave in and started liking me," Auston says, stopping in front of me, causing me to have to stop walking and look up at him. I smirk at his comment, knowing that it's true.

"Yeah, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun."

#auston matthews #auston/mitch #toronto maple leafs #nhl #nhl imagines #mitch marner #hockey fanfiction #hockey #Auston Matthews imagines

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literaphobe · 8 years ago

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Hi! My native language isn't english but I would like to take part in the team effort to reach 100 fics until the end of 2017 !! I would like some ideas if you could tell me some!

YES I AM HERE FOR THIShere are a bunch of fic ideas for dianetti i thought of- and i haven't even touched AU ideas yet. Pls write dianetti fic?? Let's use the hiatus period to bring the number of fics in the Rosa/Gina tag on AO3 to 100 okay These aren't the best ideas but i tried

Jake meets Rosa in the academy, and they become good friends. Gina decides to visit Jake at the academy to see if there're any hot people worth her time in his group. She finds one. It's Rosa.

Gina accidentally texts Amy for the first time, thinking that she's texting Rosa for the first time, because she got drunk. Amy tells Rosa about it, and Rosa's surprised because Gina didn't seem to know anyone existed apart from herself, so she confronts Gina about it.

Gina and Rosa get drunk, watch basketball, and then....

How Gina finds out that Rosa's into old movies AKA they watch movies together, and somewhere along the line Gina realizes there's a pattern to Rosa's suggestions. But it doesn't matter to Gina what they watch as long as Rosa's tipsy enough to drunkenly drape an arm around her shoulder or use her boob as a pillow. What? Rosa's hot, sue her.

Just like how they had a huge debate on which pie was better, what other petty things can you think of that Gina and Rosa disputed over which got so big most of the precinct got involved?

Someone calls Gina out for drinking Rosa's coffee/other food/drink item. This leads everyone to the realization that Gina is the only person that can/has ever gotten away with drinking/eating Rosa's food/drink.

After Rosa and Amy put in better security measures in Gina's apartment, Rosa teaches Gina how to use a gun so that she can protect herself. Except Gina's hella reckless and eventually Rosa has to wrap her arms around Gina's to guide her shooting. Oh wait, that was Gina's plan all along?

Babylon. Anything regarding it. The story of how Rosa told Gina about her secret bathroom? How Gina and Rosa decorated Babylon together? Did they go shopping together for weird crystals and scented candles and 3-ply toilet paper to make Babylon the sacred place it is today?

"Forget your ex with meaningless sex." How Gina offers this to Rosa every time a relationship of Rosa's goes to crap. How it gets harder and harder for Gina to offer said "meaningless" sex because over time it means something to her and it hurts even more each time to see Rosa get together with someone that isn't her after that, the only source of comfort being that they might break up and Rosa would yet again crawl into her bed over shared bottles of wine and lots and lots of tears that Gina secretly sheds but Rosa's too drunk to remember.

When Rosa finds out about Boyle and Gina hooking up, she gets grossed out. And also very jealous.

Gina wills Rosa a statue of two jaguars making love because she sees it as a representation of them; or what they could've been. Rosa finds this out when she asks Gina why the hell she left Rosa anything in her will in the first place.

"I was insulting her. You know, flirting."

Gina follows Rosa home after giving her the "Rosa's Gonna Make This Flu Her Bitch" care package, because despite her fear of getting infected by Rosa's germs she finds herself strangely overcome with worry. Rosa catches Gina following her home but she's too sick to stop her. Gina feeds Rosa sips of hot cocoa and bites of crackers (from the care package she made) and she even tucks Rosa in her bed so she can sleep. Gina ends up with the flu- but when Rosa returns the favor and takes care of Gina it's all worth it.

Gina and Rosa getting drunk together, because Amy's not the only one who becomes a bit of a pervert after a few drinks.

Gina and Rosa teaming up to achieve a common goal, and how they slowly realize they enjoy their little plans and talks and banter more than taking down whoever they're up against. Okay, maybe both alternatives are equally satisfying. But then sometimes when Gina's describing a ridiculous idea Rosa gets this strong urge to kiss her. Which she acts on.

Gina invites Rosa to go to Beyoncé's concert with her, since she has more than one ticket. "What? These tickets were my birthright, but we took Terry and Amy down together."

How Rosa deals with Gina being gone when Holt gets transferred to PR and Gina follows him; Because Babylon's just not the same without Gina, all those hours they spent hiding out there together, taking a break from being in the presence of losers- it all seems so far away and Rosa misses Gina a bit too much, the world seeming duller when Gina's not there to light up the room.

Rosa and Gina unconsciously spending the entire day of the funeral together, neither of them willing to admit how much they've missed each other.

Gina and Rosa dressing up in matching costumes for that Halloween prank they play on Charles. They may or may not end up going trick or treating together in said costumes after getting drunk on Halloween night.

Gina and Rosa facing off in an illegal dance competition in an abandoned subway tunnel.

Alternatively, Rosa wins an illegal motorcycle race in which Gina's love is the prize.

Rosa being very very worried about Gina during the hostage situation in the store, a bit too worried. Gina's not complaining though. "Hey Amy gave Jake a kiss for not getting killed in that store. Don't I get one too?"

When Rosa and the perp spend an hour "complaining" about Gina, Rosa realizes the dude's a little hung up on her. Rosa can't blame him, she has a little thing for Gina too. Who knew it took watching Gina slamming a few tables and her talking about Gina for an hour to realize it?

Gina and Rosa lock Amy in the back of her car for 47 minutes; 17 minutes longer than they actually needed to. What did they do during that time?

When Holt hires Gina to direct a video about their precinct starring himself and Rosa, Gina tells Rosa she has to sit on a wheelchair as if she's riding a horse. "This is weird. Stop telling me to spread my legs wider." "That's only because I know you can spread them wider, Rosie."

When Rosa starts dating Pimento, Gina gets a perfect view of the guy who temporarily takes over Jake's desk. She hopes that if she glares at him enough, he'll go away and stop dating Rosa like a jackass.

Gina runs away with a drugstore cashier on the night of Rosa's bachelorette party. She's tired of pretending to be happy about the love of her life marrying someone else, and sue her, but that drugstore cashier's a splitting image of Rosa.

Gina may or may not have spied on Rosa while she did yoga. "I can see you, Gina." "Good, I've been here for an hour- was starting to think you're a bad detective." "You've been standing there for two hours. And I'm a great detective." "Oops, busted. Why didn't you call me out earlier?" "I wanted to see how long my ass would keep you interested."

When Gina falls and supposedly knocks out her two front teeth, Rosa gets very worried. Too worried.

Gina and Jake help Pimento find his grandmother's earrings, except everything keeps going wrong and he sees it as a sign that Rosa and him aren't meant to be. Gina encourages this, because she doesn't want Rosa and Pimento to get married- oh wait sorry that's exactly what happened in canon.

Gina gets run over by a bus, and this devastates Rosa to no end. In which everyone realizes Rosa's in love with Gina before either of them do.

Rosa's desk faces Gina's head on. She stares at Gina more times in a day than she'd like to admit.

#ask #dianetti #text #brooklyn nine nine #gina linetti #rosa diaz #PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

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