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....qUESTION

Anyone see my Barbies?

Do you know where @umbranstilettos @barbidol and @b4rbieroberts are?

Are they hiding? OR are they only exclusively available during summer? Are they .... scared? Are they dead? (we gotta define 'dead' though)

AnYwAy.

IF any of you rascals know their whereabouts...

if you possess any valuable information

Send/sPiLL/sQueal --> HERE <--

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cOme oN BaRbiE LeT’S gO pARtY

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"Oh, you have no idea..." How sweet I can really be. Joker croons back under his breath as he revs the engine of the van back to life, mouth stretching in a wide smile, eyes sparkling malevolently. Without any effort whatsoever, the Agent of Chaos may as well head to his current hideout in the Narrows and introduce the doll to all the kinds of fun he has already got in store for her. And, ironically, he knows the blonde won't suspect anything until it's too late, but, this time, the Joker feels like playing the long game with her. That's why he'll actually make an effort and really drive her to the place in question. Maybe he'll even pay Black Mask a visit. Talk about killing two birds with one stone...

"So," Joker smacks his lips conversationally and tips his chin up, black-rimmed eyes focused on the road in front of him as he speeds up, ignoring the loud horns of annoyed drivers. "What are ya looking for in Gotham's Fashion District, exactly?"

❛ Warpaint. ❜ The term is parroted back. They didn’t have warpaint back in Barbieland, at least, not that she could recall. What use would they have for warpaint if there were no wars to be had? Barbieland was a place of peace after all. That was, of course, until the Kens decided to battle on the beach. ❛ You learn something new every day! ❜ She’d have to remember this term, look into more types of warpaint some time. She wondered if it all looked like he did. She tries to gently hand her phone over as it’s snatched from her hands, a small gasp escaping in response. It seems the action startled her a little bit.

She’s back to smiling, her eyes practically lighting up, the moment he recognizes the location in which she was looking to go. ❛ Really, you know where it is? ❜ Oh, she could just hug him right now! Finally someone who was willing to help her! Sapphire hues look over to the windowless van, smile falling for but a moment. For some reason the sight makes her feel a little uneasy. Though, she's quick to recover, chalking up the feeling to the scariness of being in a new city. Gloria's car had dark windows, this was no different than that. ❛ You're so sweet, thanks! ❜

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Take a Joke

by towardthesun

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington & The Party Character: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Steve Harrington is a Sweetheart, Soft Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson Lives, Eddie Munson is a Sweetheart, Eddie Munson Needs a Hug, Miscommunication, Codependency, Fights Words: 5,183 Chapters: 1/1

Summary

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath in, surrounding himself in nothing but Eddie. Steve was somewhere safe now. There wasn’t anyone here who wanted to cut him up or tear him down. It was just Eddie. Loving, sweet, wonderful, Eddie. “Poor, Sunshine. Still, this is what you get for working minimum wage,” Eddie teased. Steve’s vision went white. -------------- Steve has spent his whole life trying to learn how to take a joke, trying to figure out how to not take everything so personally. His first big fight with Eddie shows him he might not be the only one struggling

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People’s Interest

Will Smith’s Reaction to Chris Rock’s Joke

By: Katie Scarlett Marva

We were surprised by Will Smith's Oscars attack on Chris Rock because Chris Rock made a joke about Will Smith'sSmith's wife, Jada Smith, labeling her "G.I. Jane 2" because she has a bald head, which he did not like and did not appreciate. Jada Smith has alopecia, which causes her to be entirely bald from head to toe. We cannot dispute that performers are vital, but we must also realize their limitations and acknowledge their contribution to the community. On the other hand, Will Smith made a mistake comparable to the one made by Will Smith. The vast majority of entertainers, on the other hand, should take careful notice of every statement they hear. Will Smith has been barred from the entertainment industry for the next ten years due to his actions, which he has graciously accepted. What spouse would want his wife to make such a fool of herself in front of all of the industry's most influential figures? It was easy to understand his reaction.

As part of a joke, some people will say things they do not mean to offend others. Cruel jokes directed at people who appear shy or unsure are common occurrences, making them doubt their worth and feel inferior. In addition to being offensive in some contexts, humor can also be harmful. People who are overly sensitive and unable to laugh at themselves are known as cynics. However, if similar expressions are meant to damage someone's feelings, they are not considered a joke. It is possible to use humor to help resolve an issue between two people when all sides are on board with the joke. When chatting with someone, it is imperative to watch their emotional state. As a general rule, avoid telling jokes if you know the recipient will be offended by them. Avoiding an adverse reaction might be made easier if you keep in mind the feelings of those around you.

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Reading Henry IV part 1 is fun if you imagine King Henry as Optimus prime and Prince Harry as Rodimus.

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“Aw, shhh shhh shhh.” He comforts, trying his best to hide the amusement dancing on his messily painted face. The Agent of Chaos even toys with the idea to hug the doll giving her a few soothing pats on her back but then decides against it. She's a big doll. She can handle that. She's been doing amazing so far. Everything's going according to plan. And he has great plans for his Barbie.

He couldn’t possibly imagine that the blonde would become even prettier when tears started streaming freely from her suddenly sad blue eyes. He’s savoring every single moment of it, basking in her child-like innocence, intoxicated. That’s his first major achievement with her. Scratching the surface of her pink plastic soul to finally make her feel. And what he witnesses in front of him is truly mesmerizing.

Ironically, the Joker is the one who’s turned Barbie’s million dollar smile upside down. And she’s thanking him for it. Thanking him for opening her eyes, breaking those heart-shaped glasses to make her finally see the real picture. See what the real world is truly about, how simple and ugly it is, see and learn to appreciate the raw beauty of chaos.

“Well isn’t it just uh, cathartic, hm? A real life-changer.” The cleansing tears. “But don’t you cry, Barbie-doll.” He pauses to produce a purple handkerchief and gallantly offers it to the living doll. “You’ve done a spectacular job. You’ve made me very proud.”

“Oh don’t be so modest, Ken’s always look out for their barbie”, She said matter of factly as male dolls were the perfect accomplice always by their side their purpose is for their happiness, the reason for their creation was to make her desirable for little girls to seek the expectations of the perfect companion. He seemed to be all smiles waiting for the validation of his work and how he did to make this Barbie smile the night away from her experience by ending the day in a display of fireworks.

“Oh—not from the sky?”, She said smiling looking at his worn out features as she followed his gaze it was directed to the club, then she heard a faint boom causing her smile widen, even counting at the top of her head Again. Again then came another should she expect giant confetti cannons? This should topple all of the parties from Barbieland including ones that are thrown by the president.

Then the deafening explosion came making her take a step back the fire catching from all the different directions of the place, she saw people clawing to escape suffocating from the fumes, did that man jumped off from the window face first and turned the insides of his head into red confetti, wasn’t he supposed to be celebrating? This wasn’t part of their routine from Barbieland? The doll didn’t understand however she was feeling something strange eating her inside, when she only pressed the button looking at him as if he had the answer for this uncertainty.

“Thank you—Ken”, She replied unsure of herself, forcing her facial muscles to stretch taut creating the perfect smile bombarded by the sounds of tires screeching, people calling for help and the acrid smell of flesh getting flash fried coated the inside of her mouth while burning her throat caused her eyes to well up with tears cascading from each side of her perfect features.

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@bahrbae said:

barbie had a moment there. though she did not know how to describe it, barbie was spiralling. gotham city was easy to get lost into and she had stumbled across some bad guys. correction, bat guy, as it was just one guy pretending to be a bat. weird, but barbie has seen worse where she comes from. at last, she made her way back to joker, with a mission given from that one bat guy. ❛❛ you won't believe what just happened. ❜❜ she exclaimed, throwing her hands, ❛❛ someone tried to turn me against you. he never even told me his name! ❜❜ what barbie didn't know is that she was supposed to team up with the bat guy. oh well, ❛❛ he didn't even let me help save his outfit! ❜❜ the audacity, ❛❛ and he kept telling me his name's batman but when i called him just bat he completely ignored me! anyway, he sent me back here to let you know it isn't over. do you guys have a party going? do i need to prepare or something? ❜❜

based off this post that had me cackling

This couldn't get any better. The more the living doll revealed to him, the higher his brows rose in mock disbelief. The Joker didn't interrupt, silently chewing on the insides of his scars and trying his best to hide the wide grin behind the grimace of deep concern and discontent. Never did he imagine that it would be Barbie, of all people, that would be his key to the flying rodent himself. The gears immediately started turning in his twisted and chaotic mind, thinking, considering, what would the best move for her in the game of chess he and the Bat had started a long time ago.

Time to express an emotion.

"Aw, what a... big bad bat. How ruuuuuude." Joker winced sympathetically, scrunching his nose and shaking his head theatrically. "I'd never treat you like that, Barbie-girl, you know that, right?"

"You didn't think I'd be in kahoots with that uh, bully who dresses up as a bat, did ya? C'mere." He drawled and grabbed her hand, fingers entwining between hers in a vice grip.

"Ya know, I got somethin' for ya." With his free hand he reached into his coat pocket and produced a 9mm Beretta APX pistol, cerakoted in rose-gold*. Now that's how you treat a lady.

"It's yours." He placed the gun firmly into her both hands, black-ringed eyes boring into hers. "Oh, and when you see him again?..

...You shoot-ah."

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@umbranstilettos from here

“As if you could do better, you’re a Ken”, The doll spoke in an incredulous manner before she gave condescending pats to his cheek as if both chiding and reassuring a child who just asked a ridiculous question—God forbid if the Ken dolls get drivers license in Barbieland they’re always out kenning the other so she offered to drive firing all the afterburners as she speeded through dodging and weaving and then if there was traffic she went on the walkways she’d show him—she had a driving simulator game before. “You see either they make way for you, or you make the way yourself”, She glanced to his direction smiling.

She was a fast learner, this Barbie. He knew that from the beginning. She was also the most beautiful driver he had ever had. He wouldn't even make her wear a clown mask.

Her casual motion, however, made the Agent of Chaos blink hard, taken aback by her cocky behavior that made her earn an incredulous stare from him. Oh how quickly and easily he could snap her neck right that second and make that drive her final. The doll was getting too comfortable around him, too cozy. The question was — how long would he allow that.

“Listen— I don’t know what exactly the rules were in your uh, Barbiehouse, but here? It’s rude to talk like that to a guy who’s trying to give ya a compliment.”

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He doesn't interrupt.

All he does is stand there, nodding slowly as he carefully processes her every word, chewing on the insides of his scars, eyes deep in thought. Looks like the blonde has a lot to share with him and the Agent of Chaos can be a very good listener.

Funny how in such short time he already learns so much about her, there are very few missing puzzles left for him to uncover to see the whole picture.

A humble smile crawls up his cheeks as soon as he hears her expressing gratitude and he just shrugs and waves his hand dismissively as if it wasn't even worth mentioning. You're gonna thank me later, doll.

"Well, nice to meet ya, Barbie." I'm Ken. "I'm J." he replies, black-ringed eyes glinting with malice.

"You're a good guesser, I gotta give ya that." An impressed expression is written on the pained face as he continues. "See--," Joker smacks his lips. "I'm... a comedian." He explains, bouncing on his feet. "Thing is---" he flicks his tongue to brush over his lower lip. "not all uh, people get my jokes." He admits, sounding disappointed, offended even. "Then again, not all of them have a sense of humor..." Joker shrugs casually, giving her a wink. If this Barbie really is an actress, she'll understand or at least pretend to.

Oh, and they will play together indeed. In fact, the game has already begun.

He motions his head indicating they should get going. Mattel? Ha. "So, I figure you're not from Gotham, are ya?"

every  cloud  has  a  silver  lining  ;  but  there’s  still  hope,  even  in  the  strangest  of  circumstances,  coming  from  the  uttermost  unexpected  individuals.  for  a  moment  there,  all  hope  seemingly  dimmed  into  nothingness,  overshadowed  by  the  fear  of  not  attaining  her  goal.  it  was,  after  all,  beyond  barbie’s  subjectiveness  since  all  barbielanders’  lives  could  be  at  stake.  as  soon  as  he  responded,  relief  comes  washing  over  her,  a  burden  no  longer  weighing  on  her  shoulders  –  and  she  finally  exhales  the  air  that  was  chocking  her  just  a  few  moments  ago.  he  was  also  so  kind  to  have  noticed  she  was  a  doll!  therefore,  the  chain  reaction  of  sheer  kindness  pulls  at  the  rims  of  her  rosy  lips,  her  smile  growing  wider  in  return.

❝  oh,  wow,  thank  you!  that’s  seriously  amazing  of  you  to  help  me  out,  i  really  appreciate  it!  ❞  ceruleans  flickered  to  look  at  him  properly  –  after  all,  he  was  the  savior  she  needed  in  this  time  of  crisis.  and  she  notices  the  eccentric  makeup  upon  his  visage  in  a  quick  but  meticulous  scan.  the  bright  smile  stayed  still,  as  if  engraved  on  her  own  countenance  ;  what  a  time  to  be  a  plastic  doll,  right?  barbie  shifts  her  position  to  stay  beside  him  –  a  showcase  of  equality  and  amity  intertwined.  ❝  i  love  your  makeup,  by  the  way!  you  know,  when  i  was  still  studying  to  become  an  actress  in  the  theater,  i  used  to  go  beyond  the  lines  i’ve  been  given.  kinda  like  your  makeup.  it  was  bold,  but  it  got  me  the  role.  are  you  also  a  performer?  maybe  we  can  play  together  sometime.  ❞

innocence  envelops  her  body  and  it  leaves  with  the  words  she  has  spoken.  despite  hearing  stories,  this  barbie  doesn’t  know  much  about  the  real  world.  sure,  she  has  learnt  scripts  by  heart  and  she  poured  out  emotions  she  doesn’t  naturally  feel  –  and  all  for  the  cameras.  despite  her  notoriety,  barbie  was  only  a  doll.  she  was  manufactured  to  be  kind  and  friendly  and  definitely  not  aware  by  the  reality.  she  was  made  to  give  little  girls  hope  –  and  to  be  played  by  little  girls.  her  knowledge  didn’t  expand  much  further  than  what  a  kid  knows.  there  was  kindness  and  recklessness  and  happiness  and  also  politeness.  cue  the  alarm  that  rings  in  her  mind,  and  she’s  quick  to  follow  up,  ❝  i’m  sorry,  i  completely  forgot  about  introductions.  i’m  barbie!  and  you  are?  ❞

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*video recording starts*

“...The thing I like about Barbie?” He frowns, shifting in his chair. “Well-ah,” a smack of lips. Easy one.

“she always smiles” like a leper.

“a doll... who smiles” he tilts he head to the side, testing the name on his lips.

“A doll who cries smiling. A doll who dies smiling. Perfect headlines for a morning paper. CATCHY. Sellable. Per-ma-nent.”

“And yet people say I have a uh, grotesque smile. Now Look. at. Barbie. You’re looking, you say, but do you really see? Do you? Now look closer. What do you see? Happiness? Nope-ah. Beauty? Nooooo. Sadness? Wrong. LOOK--. Wanna know the answer? Say it. The answer is...

me.”

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@barbidol from here

How utterly disappointing. But not surprising. He knew that all along. That she wouldn’t be able to do that. All that crime lady boss bravado had quickly vanished and now she was just a scared little girl crying for her mommy.

For a moment the Joker was silent, poking his tongue at the corner of his mouth. Dealing with her insecurities was the last thing he needed right now.

“Oh, sure you can.” He cooed, purple gloved hand reached to tuck a strand of blonde hair behind her ear. “You can be anything, remember?”

He leaned closer to her, his voice dark and venomous as he whispered, red painted lips almost brushing her earlobe. “Or are you afraid that guilt will eat you up?”

“Guess I was wrong about ya, Barbie-girl.” He shrugged his shoulders, mouth twitching with disapproval. Without warning, he grabbed her face, cupping her cheeks with both hands as the Joker forced the blonde to look at him. He demanded her full attention as he continued his speech. “You never even had it in ya in the first place, have you? Think about them for a second and ask yourself: will they be as merciful to you next time? Hm?” The Joker tilted his head to the side and ran his tongue over his lower lip.

“Here’s some free advice for ya, doll. Never regret what you did, only regret the thingssss that you didn't do when you had the chance-ah.”

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I haven’t watched anything Batman to tell (except the 2022 one), but the way you’ve written Joker made me watch some clips, and I can’t stop won’t stop spreading positivity! Keep confusing my Barbie muse POP OFF!

send  👂🏻  if  you  can  hear  my  character’s  voice  in  my  writing

this makes me so happy? okay then my writing goal with your Barbie will be to make you want to watch the whole The Dark Knight trilogy eventually ;) with all the extras and special features :D The Joker is crazy about your Barbie at the moment, he just won't stop rambling about her, even on camera ^^ Maybe he just sees something in her that everybody else doesn't, who knows....

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The more she spoke, the more Joker's eyebrows rose in amusement and actual disbelief, white paint creasing on his forehead. The Agent of Chaos was fighting the urge to roll his eyes and burst into hollering laughter, the kind that brought tears to his eyes and made his stomach muscles ache. The gorgeous blonde woman right next to him, as it turned out, had a temper and a mind of a bratty teenager. They were so right saying not to judge people by their appearance. Yet the joke was on him. He wondered how much she expected to achieve in Gotham criminal world if she was acting like that.

"Oh, yeah, suuuuure, whatever." He raised his hands in a placating manner, biting the insides of his scars to hide a sarcastic smirk on his face. "Whatever floats your boat, doll." He gave Barbie a knowing look.

"Ya gotta remember, though," Joker said matter-of-factly, as he started the car. "With this uh, attitude of yours? Sooner or later--" he shrugged, "Gotham will eat you up and then spit ya out." He paused to make the gravity of the statement fill the entire space of the car, letting his words sink in.

In order not to ruin the image of her he'd so thoroughly painted in his head completely, the Joker decided to put it delicately for her.

"But-uh, I figure we might get back to this conversation when you become a liiiittle bit more... mature."

Fear consumed her eyes as she looked at the other. The touches only sent more fear through her body. "I can't," Barbie spoke once more. His words drove into her ears like a worm, a spark within her body as he just pissed her off more. "Shut up--" She hissed, pushing his hands away from her face in a fit of rage. "I won't stoop to their level! They don't deserve this.." Barbie spoke. Wiping her head around and looking out the window. "Take me home." She demanded as the blonde crossed her arms in front of her. Almost pouting..

"I don't have to prove myself to you!" Barbie shouted. "I'm so tired of proving myself to people!" Barbie threw her hands up. She couldn't stomach the idea of killing someone with her own two hands. But she wasn't innocent.. she would rather hire someone else to do it. "Gotham is riddled with assassins... I'll find someone else to do it..." She trailed off. There was only one problem. She didn't entirely have the money to pay someone off to commit such a crime.

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Remember the Joker sending a message to Batman attaching the joker playing card that said “will the real batman please stand up?”. That’s the reference to Eminem’s “will the real Slim Shady please stand up”. This means Joker is very familiar with pop culture, maybe even more than we think.

SO he will send such cards to Barbie, also with pop songs lyrics like “coMe on bArBie, leT’s go PaRty”, “you look better on a photoGRAPH if you LAUGH, that’s okay” or “are you a toy for a real boy? Ha hA Ha”, etc. Everything will be written either in red with his trademark chicken-scratch handwriting or, if he’s really bored, he might glue down random newspaper cutouts with those words. He has plenty of those.