#;;dash commentary

[hellishtransmissions]

"I never was good at growing facial hair..."

[nerditudes]

"Oh no. Our Magneto. It's broken."

[blxckenedshxrds]

"I am, by all accounts, everyone's person, should they have me. It's in my mission to serve as many as I can."

"That's what love is to me. Brotherhood. Using your strength to serve others."

[bluesugarcane]

"...Mitch, why is a baby trying to eat you?"

[badassitron]

“Ooh, the ‘later you will mysteriously be relocated to a dangerous workplace environment’ face. That’s what happened to the last bot who said he was annoying.”

[enignoema]

"The whole 'alpha' this is based on shitty discredited research. Wolves don't act that way. Also humans are not wolves. "

[prcttyinpcnk]

"OH ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"

That was a lot louder than it needed it to be.

"Nope!! Nuh-uh! Not gonna happen!! No way!! Not my father! I'm making your Halloween costume this year!!"

[project115]

[digital-cyber-soul]

"ONLY VIRGINS CAN TOUCH UNICRON!"

[hellishtransmissions]

"Why does everyone think I'd be doing shit for nefarious reasons, huh?" Crosses his arms. "That's fucked up."

(ment @wonderfultheatre @hellhosted)

[nerditudes]

He's personally disgusted that anyone would try to romance that old Codfish. Gross!

[blxckenedshxrds]

"I dont want to give it credence, but the fact that the bunnysuit was reinforced with Kevlar means someone really expected me to hunt in it."

[bluesugarcane]

“DID DENNIS EXPLODE?!?”

[badassitron]

Wow. You all really like smashing people. …uh, not me, though. I’m unsmashable. Super tough and it’d just be a pain to try to crush me. Promise!

[xsouls-1body]

ded

@automaton-otto

[prcttyinpcnk]

"I'm going to kill you."