#;;Gudao tl

[rake-rake]

"Anyways, here's a short list of servants I could unironically take in a fight. For starters:

Oberon. I rub my hands over his face and he's running to submerge himself in bleach.

Morgan. I'll toss a caterpillar at her.

Caster. "Your dad looks gnc asf." she's running off.

Penthesilea. I yell "Is that Achilles behind you?!" And she's gone for the whole day.

Gilgamesh. "Is that someone trying to woo Enkidu?!" Yeah he's gone.

Brynhild. Same deal, I saw Sigurd somewhere around there, good luck.

Gilles? Jeanne is looking for you. Good riddance bitch.

Think smarter not harder. Should I keep going?"

[rake-rake]

"Chaldea always needs more gays. We've got Oberon and Merlin now, so who's next? Do you think we could get Patroclus for Achilles maybe?"

"You want us to farm more gays, Master?"

[mako-neexu]

this was so funny i just had to tl and ts it (from fujimaru wakaranai vol. 4)

[muninnhuginn]

Thinking about "your weakness is how you always want to be the hero" and how the series returns to this at the end

Li Lianhua hated how he acted as Li Xiangyi and spent years trying to distance himself from it, but ultimately he still fell back into the similar patterns, for all his added experience

His main priority was always to "do the right thing" regardless of how that would impact on those around him. And it *did* impact those around him. From Qiao Wanmian and Shan Gudao as Li Xiangyi to Fang Duobing and Di Feisheng as Li Lianhua

Giving the Styx flower to the emperor so he could use it as leverage to guarantee Fang Duobing and his family's safety. Using the last of his power to save Yun Biqiu. Constantly putting others above himself whilst actively refusing to recognise that his self-sacrificial nature would hurt those he cared about most

And sure, he thinks he's going to die anyway. They're going to be hurt regardless and he can't do anything about that. His odds are low of the Styx flower even working. But ultimately, he refuses to even consider trying. Li Xiangyi has been dead a long time and Li Lianhua is just there to tide things over. What value is the life of a ghost

To the end, he lives and dies a hero. To the end, he refuses to live for himself.

[gingersnapwolves]

Final thoughts on Mysterious Lotus Casebook~

Things I loved:

The main characters! Fang Xiaobao for character of all time. Who’s doing it like him? That ponytail should win an award for best supporting actor. Li Lianhua is obviously incredible but I’m going to hold a grudge against him for making Xiaobao sad. Di Feisheng was unexpectedly hilarious. Man comes out of a ten year recovery period and his first words are ‘I need a rematch’.

The minor characters! Princess Xiaoling was amazing. Yang Yunchun constantly simping for Shi from Baichuan court was hilarious. Shoutout to Murong Yao for being super hot. Qiao Wanmian for queen of everything. 

The villains (mostly)! Shan Gudao and Xiao Zijin being parallels because nobody was comparing you to Li Xiangyi except you (but it’s still so understandable that they would be so envious even as it doesn’t excuse their actions)! Shan Gudao not actually being secret royalty! Local man needs to just get a grip (but won’t)!

The themes! Dealing with grief and loss! Finding closure! Learning to live after a tragedy! Great job everyone, hit the showers.

The hurt/comfort! Enough said.

The wonderful trope I will choose every time: you don’t have to go along with your biological family when they’re toxic as fuck! I kept waiting for Xiaobao to be like ‘but he’s my real father, I have to do what he wants!’ but every single time Xiaobao was just like ‘wow fuck that guy, I’ve got parents who raised me and who love me and that dude fuckin’ sucks’. 1000000/10, no notes.

Things I did not love as much:

Although I don’t think JLQ is supposed to be particularly relatable, her whole motivation was like. Lady. He’s just not into you. Get a grip. Got very annoying by the end.

Most mystery shows, I like to try to solve things as clues are revealed and that was just not possible in this show. It felt like every single case ended with LLH giving a five minute monologue on stuff that there was no possible way the audience could have known, but he personally had figured out. I could barely track it even while he explained it. I’m still not sure who murdered Jin Mantang. Don’t get me wrong, the cases were fun and interesting, but Agatha Christie, they weren’t. Especially egregious towards the end, what with Li ‘I’ve deduced the entire imperial line is illegitimate based on two seconds looking at this mural which the audience hasn’t even seen’ Lianhua.

The ending didn’t thrill me. Like, it’s sad but you see it coming so you can kind of make peace with it. I even get why LLH wouldn’t let FDB even try to save him, because he didn’t want FDB to feel like he failed. But in that case, why the ambiguity? Couldn’t he have gone to his master’s grave and let them find his body or something? Just feels very rude lol.

tl;dr solid show and a lot of fun, definitely enjoyed it but don’t feel it rewiring my brain lol

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Weekly Roundup: Prompts (May 25-June 02)

Fate/Prototype

someone try's to tinker with arthur's saint graph in order to give him as many alts as artoria does . it's the prompt filler's call on whether or not this is porn with plot.

Fate/Stay Night

after pulling an all nighter playing legend of zelda :TOTK , shirou is rudely awoken by the sound of rin & luvia brawling over something stupid yet again. much to his horror , the red & blue brutes have demolished a fair amount of the kitichen. still speechless from the sight that was caused by the duo , rin & luvia are still fighting , unaware of shirou's presence . until a green light overtakes their vison , and they find themselves quite literally joined at the hip & face to face with shirou , who now has Rulebreaker in hand. the duo are given a choice , either pay for the kitchen repairs out of their own pockets , or he leaves their fate in the hands of artoria (who , unbeknownst to the terrible 2some will become artoria alter the second she sees their faces) Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the thing holding Rin & Luvia together is the green goo from the fuse ability in TotK

Smut, incest, I humbly request anything PHH Morgan/Artoria related, especially in the 'middle' stage of their lives, early enough for the two to have diverged but not quite into the burning hatred yet. Still fucking roughly, though. I'll fill whichever Morgan prompt I can get my hands on next.

incest, i was encouraged to send this concept as a prompt over here! anyway — rin and sakura sharing a joint and commiserating over fucked up trauma. then they make out over it. 😌

bro i just need 1k words of rin malding about how shirou grows up to have a bigger bust size than her.

FGO

Dubcon, knockarena is in need of a new guard dog , and her first choice is beryl gut. tags : pet play , femdom , Dub-con, mind-break (caused by hearing mash & morgan have sex) ,NTR .

Smut, Smut: Magical girl Shirou Amakusa against the forces of evil. Aka Amakusa being forced into a very frilly outfit and getting fucked by Dantes

Age gap, I come humbly asking for mash/morgan. specifically i want mashmorgan with an emphasize on the age gap. Mash is SO young and inexperienced compared to Morgan, barely even just reached adulthood by human standards. You get an extra kiss on the forehead if you play it as corruption, specifically as MASH corrupting Morgan, trying to get Morgan to fuck her good even if it can't be a good idea.

Yamanami and Okita finally meet again! At first, Okita cannot speak to Yamanami, avoiding him for the most part. One night, however, Okita comes up to Yamanami and the two have a talk to catch up. Then Okita proceeds to vent on how ever since he died, everything fell apart for her, then she remarks how being at Chaldea made her feel like herself again.

I would like some mash and gudao, please and thank you

Kirschtaria gets Daybit and Pepe to beat the SHIT out of Beryl.

The crypters going on vacation somewhere. Chaos ensures

instead of killing beryl for his treachery & being a garbage boyfriend to her daughter , morgan decides he'd be more useful to her as a court jester . naturally , that fool would need to be trained properly. (tl;dr , beryl gets force fem'd into a big titty clown girl named Spinel)

Crossover

Crossover sort of, Hakuno gets a hold of the Roseate Desire from Limbus Company and ties up Nero and Tamamo in horny pink ribbon bondage

gudako brings kirshtaria , ophelia & pepe back from the dead via mad science. 2 out of 3 of the test subjects are rin & luvia , & it seems like shirou sold 'em out to gudako.

AU - Instead of the Matou, Tokiomi instead sells Sakura to One Direction

Any fandom

Servants who aren't technically dead (Merlin, Fionn, Charlemagne, etc) discussing their weird summonings

Morgan (berserker) is summoned by luvia , and within 2 minutes of luvia being luvia , morgan is utterly fed up with that haughty mage & she promptly bimbofies that foolish woman & later employs her as her maid. ah , yeah , before i forget , morgan now has the command seals.

[joyouslee]

That would be A+ awesome fic set up.

I have a lot of different head canons for DFS, ranging from virgin by choice or circumstance, to mutual comfort/ pleasure with the three kings and/or Wuyan while they were establishing Jinyuan Alliance and fighting off enemies, or trying out dual cultivation -- maybe with one or more of the 12 guardians, which is what really doomed them in JLQ's eyes -- to increase his power, to the Di Fort training women to be assassins by seducing the target, so the men would participate in their training. Lots of variety because he gives off a very physically powerful and dominant aura -- and is very in tune with his body -- in a way that can be read as sexual confidence.

My headcanon for LLH too could be very virginal (the kiss with QWM! XD) but also ranges to LXY being friends with benefits with half the jianghu. LXY the peacock of the jianghu radiates confidence and some of the stuff he's known for is very flirtatious (betting a hair tie??). However, I don't see LLH having dalliances during the 10 years - he seems very much like he's cut off all passions other than the need to find Shan Gudao's corpse, until he meets FDB and DFS.

But in all of my headcanons FDB just radiates that cherry magic energy. His reaction at the women's mansion is just too naive (and hilarious). He was very much raised with respect women sauce and his mother would break his legs if he ever stepped into a brothel or used the servants for sex.

His only opportunity would be while he studied at the Imperial Academy, but I headcanon that he's very much aware of how people use each other in court, and he would've avoided giving anyone blackmail material on him as a hold on his father. Plus I can't imagine he had much free time if he was practicing the sword to that high level while studying for the imperial (and Baichuan Court) exams. Also, while he knows he's attractive (see his sales pitch to LLH), it feels more like he knows he's cute and uses that to his advantage to get out of trouble (like with his parents) or in the way he sold the vegetables he was playing up his cuteness to the ayi and jiejies, not using his attractiveness in a sexually confident way. Like he grew up with his mom and aunt telling him he's 帅 (while pinching his cheek), not that anyone else (that he's attracted to) has.

Anyway, TL;DR, just that I totally agree DFS may have no idea what to do and will have to rely on FDB's research abilities XD

FDB might have some difficulty, though - he can't research this at home, plus unlikely to have books on this topic, and he can't research this at Baichuan Court (first because it's not case related and second because his research skills seems to consist of telling the archivist to pull cases on x topic), so he's going to have to go find a bookstore and hope they don't recognize him. I think his thin skin about sex topics is not going to help him. DFS might have to send his minions to do research instead - he would totally have no problem telling his minions to bring him spring books XD I bet Wuyan is incredibly efficient at research.

I just think it would be funny if Fang Duobing expects Di Feisheng to be knowledgeable and experienced in the bedroom and DFS is just like, shrug, 'I spent ten years in seclusion and before that I spent all my time fighting people to the death, I don't know how to do this stuff any more than you do'

And then maybe Fang Duobing gets indignant and hits the books about it.

[the-astralalchemist]

I generally like the takes where both male and female guda are the last masters of Chaldea, grew up together and have a very sibling like relationship.

Which one is Ruler or Avenger I don’t know but I like the idea that if one is summoned, the other is automatically summoned as well, maybe part of a skill or Noble Phantasm, somewhat like a two in one situation like Anne and Mary or Dioscuri. The two work together while using their class roles as a cover story, making the other servants and their masters think they’re fighting. Nobody in the fateverse knows better than they do how easily power can be abused.

hi hi!

i write guda gender neutral with little descriptions as possible so anyone can put in gudao, gudako, their own gudasona, etc. i'm not experienced with the twin AU but this is a good prompt and i’m interested so i shall try my best!

first: avenger essay coming some day, here’s the rundown -

they were inspired partially by this post & demon king nobu/salieri!

avenger guda isn’t a “real person”. they’re an amalgamation of fear, based on their perceived “hatred” of the lostbelts, their title as pruner of humanity - like the grim reaper. because of this rumor thing avenger could be one of the gudas, or a fusion of the two appearance wise (like my personal hc for avenger is nb with really long black to red hair, pale, older than both gudas)

tl;dr avenger: definitely an innocent monster.

lets say ruler gudako, avenger gudao. this double summon would only happen in a war where neither are a participating servant (that case, only one would appear. maybe they are recognized by the throne as "master of chaldea"). they’d both have to be extra classes.

avenger would be summoned (somewhat like the counter force) in a scenario where there is massive potential danger, like to stop ryuunosuke and gilles. with a corrupted grail, ruler and avenger would work together to fix it. however, because of his mental corruption, gudao wouldn’t recognize who gudako is. he only recognizes her as “ruler”. it would absolutely break gudako’s heart but she’d have to put their mission first.

but if there is a normal grail with gudako adjudicating AND avenger summoned bc of a massive threat, it would be a toss up. avenger would stick around after the threat is gone and attempt to destroy the grail.

i think ruler would approve of the winner using the grail to cure an incurable illness. avenger doesn’t see it that way. any use is an overreach. so he might become the next threat. and as ruler, gudako might have to take care of it.

....

...i have written too much....

[withanina]

[image description:

Image 1- Panel 1:BB raises her arm and sights upward to a distant object, calling out “Hey Cat-san It’s Dinner Time!”. Panel 2: A distant view of Tamamo Cat leaping out of Ishtar’s Maana boat while proclaiming, “Nyahahaha!/ I’ve waited so long for my screen time!/ My passionate heart can’t be kept under the kotatsu!” Panel 3: Performing a series of forward rolls to slow her momentum, Tamamo Cat continues, “Now with that miserable explosion, the gem of a beast descends to SE.RA.PH!” Panel 4: Gudao and Meltryllis look in surprise at the servant’s sudden arrival.

Image 2- Panel 1: Tamamo cat lands with a loud bang, stylishly stopped with one paw on the ground and her other paw extended. Panel 2: Tamamo Cat now grins as she sees her opponents. “ Now I’ll have Golden Week as a reward!” Panel 3: Gudao, Meltryllis and Gawain react in shock to her sudden appearance, “Tamamo Cat!”.

Image 3- Panel 1: BB is sitting with her knees drawn in, cheerfully explains,” Tamamo Cat is actually in charge of the arm but/ that doesn’t matter in free-for-all SE.RA.PH!” (TL notes below this panel say “References to Momotarou from here on”) Panel 2: Tamamo Cat taking a pose (holding one arm across the top of her face and the other below perpendicular) she proclaims, “Tai heads are for the lawnmower. The duty of subsistence is for the laundress./ The dog, monkey, and pheasant went to hell.” Panel 3: Adopting a battle ready pose, with her paws ready Tamamo Cat declares, “Umu, catpanions sure are the best./ Sentinel Cat GO!”

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I love just how much character you can give Tamamo Cat based on just her poses and nonsense while still showing her as a threat.

From Fate/Grand Order: Epic of Remnant- Shinkai Dennou Rakudou SE.RA.PH by Nishide Kengoro.

[guardiantempest]

Bunny Girl in Danger!

Source: Hirame Kiseki (like drawing crossdressing Gudao) (not this time tho) TL/TS: u/theparacite

[jishnc]

Fate did Arjuna dirty with not even trying to mention all of the other astras he received throughout the Mahabharata, so to remedy that here’s a list of Noble Phantasms/skills that Arjuna will possess outside of Pashupata and Gandiva. That being said, he will not be able to use all of them since doing so would likely kill his Master in the same way Karna would simply because everything he does consumes so much mana.

tl;dr: he has like fifty ways he can kill a man okay

Brahmastra: O' Brahma, Cover the Earth—You know that laser eye thing that Karna does in Extra that gave him the Launcher title? Yeah, Arjuna can do that too.

Anjalika Astra—The weapon that Arjuna used to kill Karna as well as the gift he gives Gudao/Gudako during the Valentine’s event. While it takes on the appearance of a normal arrow, this arrow was imbued with Arjuna’s purehearted thoughts of murdering Karna making it a weapon that guarantees death.

Sammohana Astra—A wide range weapon that would deprive entire armies of their senses and, depending, knock them unconscious.

Tvashtra Astra—Similar in function to Sammohana except it’s stated that it caused enemies to believe that Arjuna was standing in front of them thus causing infighting and confusion among enemies.

Brahmashirsha Astra—The enhanced version of the standard Brahmastra which causes meteors to rain from the sky and annihilates anything and everything in sight. It also causes the affected area to become cursed, or poisoned, in a sense as nothing will grow nor will it rain there for 12 years. It’s so powerful that it’s mentioned to be capable of killing gods/divine spirits.

Antardhana Astra—Makes things, people, or entire locations disappear; essentially Presence Concealment without the decrease in rank when engaging in combat.

Sabda-veda astra—Prevents the enemy from becoming invisible, which would translate to Presence Concealment being absolutely worthless against Arjuna.

Prajnastra—The counter to Sammohana in that it restores the target of its senses.

Vayvayastra—Capable of summoning strong winds and storms as well as dispelling them.

Jyotiksha Astra—An Astra that can brighten entire areas to where it looks like a miniature sun.

Vajra—Indra’s personal weapon which was given to Arjuna when he went to Heaven; it is capable of summoning lightning and my personal interpretation of Arjuna’s Mana Burst skill.

Agneyastra—Any weapon blessed with this Astra would emit flames that cannot be extinguished by normal means.

Aindra Astra/Mahendra Astra—Summons a shitload of arrows from the sky blessed by Indra. Capable of taking out armies.

There’s probably more than just these, but this is just a brief idea of the kind of destruction and utility Arjuna can bring to the table if he fights at full power without concern over killing his Master.

[rake-rake]

"Guys I'm gonna need you all to shut up and fuck off somewhere else for a while, I'm trying to fuck."

[dexcidium]

TL: Yes. I’m Mashu. It’s alright, master. (The Kanji used is for ‘senpai’ but the furigana reads ‘Master’)

“...R-right, ‘Mashu’...”

What happened to Mashu...? Gudao is quite terrified right now...

[mako-neexu]

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THE GIGACHAD GUDAO SPRITE COMICS ARE BACK AT MY TL GET AWAYTYYY I THOUGHT IT WAS OVERRR😭

[yaotomejr]

Fionn mac Cumhaill's Valentines Return Gift - DHA

Fionn: "Hmm......? Just a minute, Master. Do you have any business with me? Haha, our relationship is of Servant and Master; there is no need for you to be so embarrassed, is there."

Choice 1: You're right! Choice 2: Here, my feelings of gratitude for all you've done for me

(Gudako version)

Fionn: "Hahaha. I thank you, Master. It is always exciting to receive presents from a lady!"

(Gudao version)

Fionn: "Hahaha. I thank you, Master. It isn’t bad to receive presents from someone of the same sex occasionally."

Fionn: "I thank you, refreshingly——— oh, did you think I would say that and depart like the wind? I know what kind of day today is by the taste of my thumb! A skillful beauty such as I cannot overlook a day such as this.

Valentines Day. Though there are cases of one-sided gifts, there are also cases in which two people of intimate relationship present each other gifts, are there not? There seems to be a long story behind this occasion, but, hm. It is a civilized social event. (1) It is greatly to my liking! It is greatly to my liking, and thus I have prepared a present as well! And that......

--------IS THIS!"

Choice 1: It's a salmon! Choice 2: A huge tub and...... a huge salmon......

Fionn: "Yes, this is it — a salmon! I’ll say it again! This is it, I’ve salmoned a salmon! (2) No one on earth can stop this fish...... Aah, observe! The way it splashes the water, its liveliness! Hm? You do not have to assume such a defensive posture; this is, lo, a salmon. Yes, well, it is a mere salmon."

Choice 1: Huh? Really? Choice 2: So I won't attain unlimited knowledge......

Fionn: "There’s no problem. No~thing will happen even if you lick the fat. However, it may make you smarter."

Choice: DHA............

Fionn: "Yes, DHA. Docosahexaenoic acid. An 'n-3' type polyunsaturated fatty acid. You can expect it to maintain and improve your brain and ocular vision. Do you understand?

Well then, farewell. Farewell, Master. I must deliver more salmon. To the female staff members of Chaldea who have fallen for me at first glance, to those ladies who must have ardent feelings of love for me... As my one atonement, I must deliver to them one by one. Ah, to be a capable king of beauty is painful in itself!"

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DHA

The Valentines return gift from Fionn mac Cumhaill.

A dignified salmon inside a water tank. Behold! This marvelous liveliness! ---

(1) There are a lot of ways to translate 洒落 - a joke, fashionable, dapper, civilized etc etc. But Fionn's talking positively about Valentines, so I ruled out the negative connotations and chose a fitting definition.

(2) さもありなん (sa-mo-a-ri-na-n) means "it stands to reason" or "it's probably so". It sounds similar to salmon (サーモン). Or rather, you can't spell さもありなん without サーモン I return to this accursed TL two years later because NA FGO showed me up by actually translating the goddamn pun, and my fragile pride refuses to let me stay defeated. Since NA made a “someone” salmon pun, I decided to take this in a different direction.

[motherfuckingpriestessofhecate]

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹Ship that you're indifferent to: 😑Ship that makes you sad: 💔Ship that you find disgusting: 💩Ship that you find cute but don't ship: ✌Ship that you secretly like: 💚Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙Ship that you find most sexy: 👅Ship that you can never see happening: 👎Ship that is canon but you don't ship: 💤Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘Ship that is taboo: 💦Ship that pisses you off: 💣Ship you're curious about:

Controversial shipping asks

(( Judging by what you sent me over Discord, I’m guessing you didn’t mean to have the last few cut out so I’ll do those as well ovo/ ))

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

(( Medea x Kuzuki tbh. At first I was kind of wary of it because the basis of her falling in love was just that he was one of the first men to be nice to her, but as I’ve read more and more of their stuff it’s just grown on me. They’re horribly mismatched, but at the same time they’re in love with each other to an extent that they’re willing to make things work. They’re not soulmates, they’re not perfect for each other, but they still love each other and are willing to do what it takes to make it work even if it’s not natural. I just really like that about them. ))

Ship that you’re indifferent to: 😑

(( Kirei x Kiritsugu, actually.A lot of people don’t like it and I get it, but I also get how people could ship it seeing as they both spent like half of Fate/Zero obsessing over the other. I guess I’m not entirely indifferent so much as I have slightly conflicting emotions that balance out to say “whatever, ship what you want to ship” ))

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

(( Julius x Mordred. Actually not really, I just wanted to make two of my friends suffer at least once with this ask. If I were to serious though, Kotomine x Claudia. At that point, Kirei was just trying his best and Claudia believed in him even though, in the end, there was nothing to believe in. And then Caren got completely screwed over gg disease mom. ))

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

(( Pretty much all Avenger ships honestly. Avenger Angra Mainyu, that is. I like the dynamics that he shares with Bazett and Caren, but considering the things he talks about doing to Bazett and does do to Caren… Even if I don’t see that scene as canon, I just can’t ship him with either of them in good conscience. Friends, sure. But romantic partners? No thanks. ))

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

(( Medea x Kojiro. I guess I ship it a tiny bit and would be willing to RP it someday, but for the most part I just like art of them. ))

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

(( I’m not so sure it’s ‘secret’ but Jeanne Alter and Saber Alter. Those two are just constantly antagonistic towards eachother and I love it. Another ship that I’ve basically never talked about is Saber Lily x Jeanne Alter, mostly because every interaction I’ve had between my Jalter and Saber Lily’s has been good shit… well besides for one with an AU Jalter but we don’t talk about that one when we’re also talking about shipping. ))

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

(( Medea x Julius. With my main verse for Medea, she sees him as a younger brother so it’s kind of hard for me to seriously ship them. I still think they’d make a kickass team in a Grail War together, but I don’t particularly desire romance between the two of them. ))

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

(( I don’t really ship stuff for sex, so anything with Medb I guess. ))

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

(( EMIYA x Saber, but in the sense of “they’ll never be a happy couple together” and not in the sense of “they’ll never have feelings for one another.” I can see them liking each other but actually getting together? lmao, good fucking luck you angst nuggets. ))

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤

(( Uhh… Rama x Sita I guess? I’m not saying I dislike the ship, just that all I’ve ever really heard about either of their personalities is how madly in love they are with one another. I’m just not capable of having interest in characters, or their relationship, when all I know about is that they love eachother a lot. It feels like I’m shipping Romeo and Juliet or some shit. I know they both have more to their personalities, but I haven’t heard enough about it in Fate to be interested enough to even try and find that more. Seriously, all I’ve heard about is their love for eachother. I know more about the first two Earthbenders’ personalities than I do these two smh ))

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

(( Unpopular in the sense that I’ve rarely seen anyone talk about it? Jeanne x Karna. They’re both fucking saints in their own right, let’s be honest here. Also both of them died horrible and unfair deaths but don’t show much anger over it, and in general their interactions from what I’ve seen are just… Nice. ))

Ship that is taboo: 💦

(( Medea x Jason in any way, shape, or form. Disgusting. Gross. Foul. Rotten. Though I wouldn’t mind RPing a Medea that’s still enchanted to be in love with Jason at some point. But actual Jason x Medea stuff? Dude couldn’t even thank her for chopping her little brother up into pieces, screw him. ))

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

(( Any incest ship, really. Illya x Shirou, Hakuno x Hakuno, Jeanne x Jeanne Alter, Mashu x Lancelot… I don’t care if they’re actually blood related or not, if they’re described as brothers/sisters or parents/children then please do Not…. selfcest is also kind of eh to me, but not to the same extent, so to each their own. ))

Ship you’re curious about: 👀

(( Caren x Saber Alter. On one hand there’s no way they’d be able to stay in the same room for more than five minutes without Caren being cut in two, but on the other hand I feel like they’d make a really good master-servant pair and possibly develop something other than mutual tolerance for eachother, even if it’s just respect. ))

Ship that needs more love: 💖

(( Jeanne Alter x the female FGO protagonist. I only ever see ship art of her and Gudao, none of her with Gudako. Well, very little of her with Gudako. Let them be gay, it’s not gonna be the first thing to cause either one of them angst considering they’re fighting to save humanity’s existence. ))

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

(( Sakura x Shirou, I think. I don’t want to go at length about it, but basically it’s more of Shirou’s character being misunderstood when it comes to this ship, due to the Heaven’s Feel route.I think they’d make a very cute couple and agree that Shirou would walk through all nine layers of hell for Sakura… But he wouldn’t betray his ideal, at least not like he does in Heaven’s Feel. Him deciding to prioritize Sakura over the hundreds of lives she was taking each night AND possibly all of humanity just feels like a slap in the face after Fate and UBW explore him trying to figure out how to stay true to his ideal without becoming a complete fucking mess. For him to throw away his ideal I can understand, but under those circumstances? Are we really sure that Sakura was the only character to go ‘Dark’ in Heaven’s Feel because jesus christ boy.

TL;DR: Mind of Steel is my personal ‘canon’ end to Heaven’s Feel, but I still think Shirou x Sakura is a great ship when it doesn’t endanger a shitton of other people. ))