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sulfurandbrimstone74 Ā· 21 hours ago
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Okay quick rant ignore meā€”
The Seven Heavenly Virtues are so silly /pos
So like some pope made them up in like the 6th or 7th century or something like that after the creation of the Seven Deadly Sins in order to guide Catholics on how to avoid sinning. The Sins were created to explain where the root of evil comes from in humans. So in theory if someone found that they were committing one of the Sins, they could engage in a Virtue instead to sort of counteract it.
Anyway everyone knows the 7 Sins I can list them off the top of my head with ease. Not that thatā€™s normal of course Iā€™m just fucking weird but thanks to Dante everyone still knows them pretty well or at least know that they exist. No one knows a thing about the Virtues except for like hardcore Catholics, hella repressed gays, and writers.
But thatā€™s why thereā€™s like a gazillion different varieties of what the 7 Virtues even are. Even though they were made directly in relation to the Sins and the Sins have been more or less consistent for centuries (they did change but only once officially in the 13th centuryā€”get it? 13? For legal reasons thatā€™s a joke), the Virtues canā€™t figure themselves out for shit.
And I think that discrepancy is just so interesting because it really highlights the crazy intense negativity bias in Catholicism. Even though there sorta was an attempt to highlight the good actions Catholics should be doing, really it was just a round about way of once again yelling ā€œDONā€™T DO THIS OR YOUā€™RE A BAD PERSONā€
In conclusion (pretending I had a point to all thisā€¦) the Virtues are virtually meaningless because theyā€™re just another way of talking about the Sins anyhow HOWEVER theyā€™re not really necessary in the first place
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mewkwota Ā· 3 days ago
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For the character ask meme:
Marvel vs Capom Megaman!
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Technically that would just be Classic Mega Man, so we'll go with him!
Send Me a Character
And I will tell you my:
First impression I know who Mega Man was and that there were different ones (I just wasn't sure how or if they were necessarily connected at first, so I drew him and Hub interchangeably but confusedly). I think Rock is cute, but his design was too simple for my tastes.
Something about Smash's additional details clicked so well to me. (MM11 is still not quite there for some reason, so I don't use it.)
Impression now I've always had an interest in robot characters, and after learning more about him, I was somehow able to explore so much with that concept and just Mega Man's character in general. Unsurprisingly, working with him reminded me a lot of Astro Boy and the situations he faces with the innocent mindset of a child and the body of a robot, just not as heavy (I won't talk about the Archie Comics, I stopped following after a while for reasons).
The thing about working with child characters is that they aren't always going to act like older characters, in their words and their emotional responses. On top of that, drawing them is particular too-- their faces, the things they do with their hands, etc.
It leaves a lot to think about, but the thoughts are very welcomed. Kinda like a "put yourself in their shoes" sorta exercise.
So besides the fact that I grew to really love the Mega Man series, with its fun characters and robot designs, I really appreciate the "pureness" of Rock's character. I know he's also a hero with a strong sense of justice, but in the end he's also just a child. A robot child.
Even when compared to the other Mega Mans, Rock is the simplest, purest form of the non-human. His "humanness", while present, differs from X and his complexities despite them both being totally mechanical. Hence why I chose that word "pure".
Though Rock may appear simple, it turns out it's with much meaning. At least to me it does. I have no idea if these words make sense.
Favorite moment This is a Smash thing, but watching the lights of Mega Man's eyes during his fighter reveal is always gonna be so cool.
Idea for a story I made two (ancient) comics that touch on the uncomfortable dynamic between Rock and Dark Pit. I never really clarified it, because I'm still not sure, but Dark Pit's harsh attitude toward Rock were meant to cover for something else.
It's been so long, I don't know if I'll ever return to it. But there's definitely a lot of loose ends I've still left flying around. (Y'know... Like the one with Beck.)
Unpopular opinion I don't really like Rock's MM7/MM8-type proportions. He looks way too tall and way too lanky.
Favorite relationship *Coughs loudly in Captain N*
Favorite headcanon The little depictions that remind you Rock is originally (and still is) a helper robot are very sweet to see.
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mashmouths Ā· 2 months ago
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it šŸ«¶ or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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opens-up-4-nobody Ā· 2 days ago
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#ugh. fuck me im so tired. im getting sucked back into that workaholic mindset and now my body hurts and my nerves are fying. but it feels#good to b productive. if only i didnt have to teach and could just work with data :-(#anyway. the last 2 weeks have been good in that i feel like im actually hitting my stride a bit#bc we're seeing cool things in our genomes and its gonna b really fun to explore. and i met with the terrifying#prof who is on my committee to pitch a project for a final in her class and it seems it went over well. it was kinda funny bc we were#meeting and she was like: so how would u tell which gene was lost 1st? the phytochrome or the genes that r triggered by activation? and i#was like: uhhhhh idk. and then my advisor walked by and she grabbed him and asked him the same question and he was like: idk we'll have to#figure it out. which made me feel way better abt not knowing lol. then my superior lab mate asked me a question abt taking confocal images#and i was actually able to figure out what her issue was. and my old advisor was asking me if i knew anyone to ask for using a pam on cyanos#and i was like: here is what i think my advisor would say and linked her a paper. then i asked my advisor and he said what i expected and#linked the paper that id already sent. so im like. ok. ok. maybe i actually sometimes do kno what im doing. sorta.#and then my old advisor said she was so proud of me. and i was like aw. its so funny bc my relationship is so different with my new advisor#hes great but its all very professional. with my old advisor i would text her after hours bc she was a workaholic like me and went on long#car rides and handed out Halloween candy with her. she was more hands on and doesnt have kids so work is her life. its just interesting#so things have been going well. but there arent enough hours in the day. and my committee meeting is in like 16 days. and i am afraid for#that but not as afraid as i was in april when i had a full on breakdown and canceled it the day before it was set to happen lol#itll b fine. i just have to work thru the weekend so i can get my preproposal done. and prey that the fucking splitstree download site will#start working bc i want to do gene networks dammit#unrelated
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monsterblogging Ā· 22 hours ago
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Okay! I got a few things figured out.
His name is Skyler.
So, he was a guy who quite often drove supplies around for the j-tech mechanics at the Anchorage Shatterdome. (He is forklift certified!)
He has certain Mannerisms about him that scan as Elegant and Princely to many, and this is largely because he watched a Metrick Fucktonne of fairy tale movies as a child. Furthermore, his father (a stage actor) encouraged him to get into school plays, where he channeled what he'd seen and permanently wired it into his little developing brain.
But even as the wee lad was playing Romeo on the school stage, he was also hearing another siren's call: the sweet purr of a motor. He simply Had To Know Things about cars and engines in general. It began with books, and then model vehicles. Of the boy's two interests, it was ultimately cars that won out as his the guiding light of his career path, and lo he studied auto engineering and became a mechanic.
At some point after the Kaiju War started, Skyler applied for a job with the PPDC in j-tech, and was assigned to things like shuttling supplies around and fixing the carts and lifts used for this. He made buddies and stuff, and he beheld Lady Danger up close and personal with his very own eyes.
One day when the weather's warm enough that his Alaskan winter overalls are making him a bit hot, he peels off his top so he can cool off. And that's when this slightly older and extremely Jaeger mechanic happens to come by and catch him in his tank top. This dude's brain immediately goes "HASDFHJKSAHSJKDG" and he is Utterly Besotted.
Now where Skyler constantly exudes a Princely Demeanor at all times (he cannot help it, it is Hardwired Into His Brain), this other guy exudes Feral Dog on the best of days. But for reasons known only to God, he's got a thing for blond twunks. He flirts rather often, but Skyler does not recognize the courting rituals of the Greater Rural AuDHD Mechanic, and so it just sorta. Goes nowhere.
But, and however, eventually after the Kaiju War, Skyler ends up in the same town as this guy, and oh boy if this dude had a tail to wag, his overworked tailbone would need a doctor. He still has every intention of romancing Skyler, and this time he's going to ask his friends for actual advice. You know, like Gottlieb, because Gottlieb seems to be doing pretty well with Newt.
For now, I leave it to you to imagine how that goes. :3
Asked myself what a Pacific Rim character played by Tom Hiddleston would be like, and one of the first things that popped into my head was "his dad would be played by Doug Jones."
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starlooove Ā· 1 month ago
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ā€œThey need to drop a show about the toxic sketchesā€ yā€™all couldnt handle that rose quartz wasnt a good person
#Like sorry if u ever made a post saying that the garnet Pearl thing as an allegory for SA was stupid I donā€™t think ur readdyyy#if u think the colonialism allegory is a stretch I donā€™t think u could handle amethyst pretending to be Lars or whatever#like thatā€™s the too deep ā€˜itā€™s a kids show!ā€™ shit yā€™all hated#well actually nvm yā€™all only hate when we say white liberalism is white#so if it was white ppl being toxic on a kids show it wouldnā€™t matter#and yā€™all wouldnā€™t be showing benevolent racism towards amethyst if it was that way itā€™d be full macroaggressions#look at the what u did to bismuth#and after that onyx sketch I donā€™t think sugar coulda handled all that well#it took a few seasons to get garnet away from black strong and silent#I will admit that payoff was nice until they made EVERYTHING about fusion and shoehorned her into team therapist#but they did reel me back in with the cat episode and her breakdown there#but tbh for garnet specifically thatā€™s a fans being more racist than the show issue#like the way ekko or Duke are well written but fans do the stereotype thing anyways#uhm anyways yeah if u canā€™t say the word racism when talking about SU or itā€™s fans you wouldnā€™t have been able to handle gregpearl šŸ˜©#oh and caveat for the actual post#my definitions of good and bad are convoluted as hell and I might expand on my rose thoughts fr one day#but for now Iā€™m not saying good or bad. like I donā€™t think sheā€™s a good person but I think itā€™s bc sheā€™s naive but I cannot stand naivety#as a character trait so I do heavily dislike her#but like. as objective as I can get she just sorta doesnā€™t realize that other ppl canā€™t do whatever they want#In the sense that other ppl are bound by things like responsibilities and relationships#and the one tether who couldā€™ve taught her that - Steven - is what killed her#like believe me rose and freedom and what she sees as freedoms is soooooo interesting to me I fucking love it#I cannot stand ā€˜sheā€™s not a bad person bc she was abusedā€™ or ā€˜she didnā€™t mean toā€™#but diff story diff time
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fate-defiant Ā· 2 years ago
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A style/ fanon vs canon comparison, as prompted by @emfisketch!
Like the very second I saved the pee-en-gee it occured to me that wait did this necessarily need to be Fakir or were we just drawing whoever but I can't find the OG post so whatever. #fakirsweep
#princess tutu#fakir#fanart#my art#you know#this wouldve made a lot more sense if i drew this boy the same way twice in my life.#but it is what it is#the problem with this was that like#the way i understood the prompt was like#first use a refference to draw the boy in your style but without the fanon filter on. then go crazy go stupid and compare the results#but the thing is in a sense. the way I draw the characters is an interpretation of the canon! its not like a redesign its just. well.#an interpretation!#and regardless of how different my personal style is all the basic elements are very much lifted from the canon!#all the basic shapes are there. the details may differ but the influence is loud and clear#at least to me that is#so while drawing the canon style version i just sorta ended up simply copying the style#btw. since my own style is far less simplistic than that of the show#(when im not drawing shitposts at least)#it was an interesting excercise to try to pin down the shows style at least partially#my conclusions are: 1) it's all in the proportions. copying a shape is easy but compiling all the shapes together in a specific way?-#-that's the real tricky part#2) i need to work on my shapes.#lineart also jesus christ#another thing i realized is how much my perceptions are... different.#like. most ppl see fakir as green haired but#the thing is. very few things in nature are like. TRULY black or white right?#and then theres accounting for how and what type of light hits the object and also which colors its cast against#and ofc because of all this color theory stuff AND because art doesnt immitate life so much as interpret it#i always sorta grokked fakir's hair as black#and the green was just. highlights. you know?
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rearranging-deck-chairs Ā· 4 months ago
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hang on are cougars like panthers
#'the cougar also known as the panther' SCREAM#dont mind me rewatching carmilla as a side effect of my newfound interest in vampires#you'd think it was renewed interest in vampires but no#i actually have never been all that interested in vampires as their own thing i was just gay#and i dont think carmilla really explored the concept itself#like A* in using the medium. D or whatever in exploring their subject matter#actually tbf their subject matter was lesbianism so. again probably an A. they knew what they wanted and they did it well#idk how letter grades work tbh#also not actually sure how much they got into the vampire thing which is why im rewatching to check#bc i was reading iwtv and i was like damn carmilla left stuff on the table#but i also think a lot went over my head#even just english wise im a little stunned at how much i didnt catch. like i was fluent in 2015 for sure but. you do keep learning words#also carmilla is like a popculture remix and i dont have a lot of popculture knowledge so a lot of that went over my head too#now i have just enough to know that im missing a lot#like theres a line in s1 where laura goes 'im living with a vampire. an honest to lestat vampire' and like. never caught that#bc i didnt know how the fuck that was fhkjghgh#but anyway im watching s2 and laura's like 'vampire seductress here is just crabby bc im not falling for her 17th century idea of game'#and like they keep calling armand Ancient right? but carmilla is not much younger#just the difference in framing is what made me start thinking abt it all#like carmilla is 400smth and laura is aware abt that to joke abt it and probably thinks it's a little hot but then you think abt how they#depict that kinda age with armand like what he says to madeleine. 'how do you go on when everything from your era is gone'#and sure carmilla has that loneliness but DAMN. like fuck. shes been doing this same trick. being like the abigail hobbs to the dean for#centuries? i mean there was that century or idk how long where she was buried alive or whatever. but THAT TOO#like damn fuck!!!!!!!!!! ive been going through the fanfic again this week and like there really isnt much#at least doesnt seem to be much that explores this. unless it's in all the aus bc i filtered those out (and still got them)#also interesting difference is if i remember correctly the hollstein happy ending is that carmilla becomes human#in iwtv of course like every important relationship is between vampires. and every lover turns vampire. and every vampire is a lover#sorta. bc abuse themes and stuff. so the inversion makes sense but wouldnt it have been kinda cool if she turned laura tho#anyway. can you believe they were like 'well shes a cougar thats her job and also her supernatural power' dhfkhjgkh as i said: A*
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vaugarde Ā· 5 months ago
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i already knew about royā€™s wattrel evolving because people on twitter were comparing it to gliscorā€™s evolution and claiming itā€™s the same thing and itā€™s kinda amusing to me because liiiiike. gliscor didnt really invent the concept of evolving to save your trainer, thats literally a potential reading for charizardā€™s evolution. when i compare later pokeani moments back to gliscor i hope im implying properly that itā€™s all mostly just a bit. like im not actually saying dracovish is just like gliscor because it also refused to be recalled in an important battle so it could fight to the end.
that being said gliscorā€™s evolution was like a million times better than kilowattrelā€™s lol
#last batch of horizons eps were sorta eh to me (minus the friede one that was cool)#(minus ann being barely in the ep. i feel like her meeting up with the gang couldve been its own episode#rather than just the backdrop for friedeā€™s plotline)#im personally chalking it up to just the anime slowing down for a sec tho. im assuming its picking up again#what with the elite 4. this seems to be the trend with hz#buuuuut idk. i kinda wanna wait til ive rewatched the eps that are currently out#not considering my rewatch done til im completely caught up#echoed voice#anyways back to kiloā€¦. idk both evolutions that happened didnt quite feel earned#like wattrel is just kinda insecure in the episode but it just kindaā€¦ evolves with no training? its also barely been used in the show#feel like they just evolved a few team members to keep things interesting ig#side note i want them to pull a brionne and just have crocalor only be around for like 10 eps#before it evolved again bc i dont care for crocalor#like. back to comparing it to gliscor- her evolution was built up throughout the episode#and she went through some trials and getting kidnapped and bondong#bonding more with ash in the process#and theyd had more moments with her in between the capture and the evolution to justify it. the episode literally happens#bc pauls gliscor fucked her shit so badly a few episodes before#have i ever talked abt how thats just genuinely such a well written episode all around. like god they had gary and everything#remember when gary being in an episode made the episode better instead of making me feel nothing. i miss that#compared to that kilowattrel just kinda. happens. wattrel is insecure and then it saves roy and now its just better#sorry kilo you got kinda cursed by having ppl compare you to gliscor and thats not fair to you but it wont stop me
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cathalbravecog Ā· 1 year ago
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i love wanting to detail everything but also knowing nothign abotu what businesses and ppl working there Actually do like ah yes heres my cog oc they work here uhm they do uhm
They Do Some Kind Of Paperwork...!!!!
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minamotoz Ā· 1 year ago
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i've already said my piece on why saad is easily the most interesting "brooding mysterious boy with an artsy passion" type character degrassi has ever done, but im honestly so sad they never tried to go deeper into his relationship with maya. the way the two of them fed off of each others trauma and sorta made each other worse while engaging in this morbid coping mechanism was so interesting to watch and i kinda wish we got to see it fester more in the background, if not get the same amount of focus as a plotline like the mola romance. idk, i found their chemistry addicting and i feel cheated bc they only showed up in a handful of episodes and never interacted after season 3.
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bitchfitch Ā· 2 years ago
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like when Guy started to feel the influence of the Other Thing and realized what was happening to him he looked everywhere for any help he could get. And there really wasn't anything anyone could do for him. An old god picked him, time to right a will and say his goodbyes and hope that he's still Him enough after the merging to not hurt anyone he loved. That's what the end of the story should have been.
But basically everyone he talked to said the some variation of 'Well, there is one thing you could do... But it won't save you in the long run.
because Yeah the Grinning Thing had a good foothold and was usually pretty helpful and about as un-duplicitous as a pupating old god could be. They Could absolutely interfere enough to cut off Other Thing's connection to Guy. It would be easy even! Old gods are territorial bastards, Grinning Thing might not even ask for payment since it would preempt them having to share.
Issue is that there is no way to get Grinning Thing's help without it realizing Guy is wanted.
Grinning Thing doesn't want anything unless someone else wants it. Guy is wanted, so Grinning would want him.
But there's nothing special or unique about guy. He was picked by Other Thing basically at random. Being cut off from him isn't a big deal, Other Thing could just pick someone else to use. Which means that as soon as Guy gets Grinning Thing's help, Other Thing wouldn't want him anymore, so Grinning Thing wouldn't want him anymore. And Grinning Thing is never too nice to things that it stops wanting.
It's an out of the frying pan and into the fires of mount doom situation for Guy if he goes to Grinning Thing for help. At least as Other Thing's vessel he'd still be alive and there was a Chance at it being all ok but no one thought there was any good that could come from getting Grinning Thing's help.
Which is why everyone is really surprised when Guy comes back from his ill advised trip to Grinning Thing's apartment in perfect health and whole of mind... With a shopping list in his hand because Grinning Thing's vessel used to love french toast but never learned how to make it so Guy is going back over to their place tonight to teach them how and watch some old movies.
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dxy-drxxm Ā· 10 months ago
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furina: makes you bleed to death
al haitham: infodumps you to death
/silly
beloathed writer's block hskdhskd but also like. you have another event ongoing on the other blog too. and i'm sure you're also busy with assignments and other stuff too, so yk. don't blame yourself too much *pat pat*
i noticed... i'm guessing bc everyone who's doing ebg is in genshin fandom and has no knowledge of idv, so they're unsure how to sabotage?? or at least that's my theory. a game theoćƒ¼ /smacked
NAW HE WOULD JUST GO DR. RATIO AND BE ALL "Minus. Get out." like yessir šŸ«” (< terrified of him because he'd be that one prof you'd unironically be simping or in massive fear)
That's true... orz, maybe my brain just has its way to defaulting there šŸ˜” oh well. It do b like that sometimes.
I'm guessing bc everyone who's doing ebg is in genshin fandom and has no knowledge of idv, so they're unsure how to sabotage??
That COULD be it. I wanted to make the story more of a one off spin with the thought of the whole "oh yeah each time you die, you revive in the manor" but MAN. Now I'm just wondering if I should've went Genshin like everyone else if it uh. Failed that badly. orz.
(HELP NOT THE GAME THEORY REFERENCE... HELP ME I CAN HEAR IT)
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die-tenebris Ā· 10 months ago
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Tell me what tumblr site wide fixation you don't understand or find annoying, mine is the whole biblically correct angel thing
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opens-up-4-nobody Ā· 2 years ago
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#we r caught back in the agony spiral yall. bc ive made no progress writing today bc its been a long week and im tired#and i cant focus. but i could probably. im just being a baby abt it#i should just go to sleep. ive gotta go do field work tomorrow and im kinda stressed abt it#or i should do something fun thwt will made me less miserable but i csnt do that. theres no timd#time. so i should sleep. but sleep is a waste of time and really i shoulf b writing#but im tired and my tummy hurt :-(#i hope tomorrow doesnt take long :-((#no sample collection pls šŸ™#and ive got interview stuff to prep for. like thats a month away but i gotta convince ppl i understand photosynthesis#and its been a fucking minute since biochem :-(#ugh. im trying to make better decisions in this new year. less destructive decisions bc i have to convince ppl ive got my shit together#so ill get hired and also i dont wanna b an annoying bummer to exist around#still no joy for what i do tho. like i was working with a masters student last week and she was like oh yea it was fun#and im like *awkward pained smiled* bc it wasnt as bad as i thought but doing it for 2 weeks would kinda hurt s lot#so well see how much damage it does me#no joy. only tasks to do. things to accomplish. for what? why? who the fuck cares. not me#me. without feeling: it would b interesting to see if X and Y#interesting in a i don't gave a fuck sorta way. bleh. so bitter. burnout u never recover from#at least i feel better thsn i did in December. well see how long it takes to drive me under again.#its just weird to look back at the me of before who was excited abt things. i burned thr insides out of that person#but no tonight we r making better choices. no writing happening so we do something more fun#ugh. i just wanna think abt quantum l3ap. but no. other things to do. sigh... even in my fun time im not allowed too much fun :-(#unrelated
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evilminji Ā· 7 months ago
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Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>
Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?
He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.
What're you? A cop?
Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.
Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.
But see, here's the THING.
The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...
Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.
There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)
He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!
Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.
That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.
Poisonous, though.
They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.
Which? Begs the Very Important Question ā„¢!
Who's Coffee Is This?
Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!
You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.
He's shouting.
People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.
Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!
He TACKLES the man of steel.
RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!
And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.
He'll move in a moment.
When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.
The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.
They never do.
And now he's nearly killed Superman.
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