#; hardly innocent

[dilfslayer1080p]

can u vacuum seal benrey in a bag

sealed forever for the safety of humanity and nothing else

also the gif seems to only work on moblie I don't know how to fix that shit

[lilithofpenandbook]

Dumbledore: Oh, fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers!

Severus: Please, just say fuck!

[forourtomorrows]

quick doodle

[coquelicoq]

raksura for the ask meme?

YAY

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) moon was designed in a lab to appeal to me personally, so. it's about the trust issues!

scrunkly (my "baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) the sky copper clutch!! traumatized children imprinting on a guy with baby fever is usually what i go to fanfic for so to have it right there in canon? incredible. i love all of frost's little tantrums and idk, just the way that she claims moon as her family in a way that has nothing to do with court politics? she's like, we're your clutch, obviously. and this is our court because it's your court, and all the other jabronis who live here are on thin ice. she's ready to throw down with moon's wife/the government at all hours of the day and she's like six years old. i love that moon has that energy in his life even though he personally is pretty confused and exhausted by it lol.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) it's hard out here for an ember stan because he is in so few scenes relative to the space he occupies in my psyche! i need 5000% more interactions between him and moon. him and stone. him and shade. him and river. him and the teachers. him and the clutches. him and jade and balm and chime. oh my god him and malachite? him and celadon? him and delin??

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) niran. i'm always up for a "longsuffering ship captain resigns himself to another restless night of hearing gigantic shapeshifters with incredible stamina fuck nasty on the roof of his cabin" moment. technically i have never been in that exact situation, but i feel like i can relate.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) river who is CLASSIC poor little meow meow territory like yes his whole personality is being a grade A asshole and sure he tries to kill my blorbo a few times, but once you get to know him he's so sad and pathetic that i'm kind of like okay where can i sign up to defend him from the largely factual aspersions of his dozens of quite frankly justified haters? he'd hate that. the good shit 👌

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) stone. every time he crankily says "why did i ever reproduce" upon finding himself entangled in yet another ridiculous clusterfuck thanks to one of his hundreds of idiot great-great-great-great-great grandchildren, an angel gets its wings. he's depressed and antisocial but he can't totally check out because he has to mediate relationship issues between his dumbass relatives. love that for him.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) malachite but specifically because malachite would not be scared of superhell. she'd skulk around being invisible, maybe fuck some shit up if she felt like it, and leave when she got bored. she probably makes it like. opal night's sister city or something. and nobody in the court is at all phased. yeah that's our reigning queen who recently got back from vacation in superhell. she does that. she says it's relaxing.

[ruthlesslistener]

shadow of the erdtree aka miyazaki going 'hey i guess we weren't subtle enough about genocide and imperialism and holy crusades being bad so let's drop the subtext and just make it text' because holy SHIT

[swordbreakerz]

one thing michael bay will never be forgiven for is making people think transformers is just about robots that turn into cars. One million strength autism blast of death

[mintythecup]

I asked to leave me alone on the war

Please respect it, I do not wish to be apart of it as it's already overwhelming enough to deal with so much 🙏

[ratherxintense]

♡

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance / pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[[also just elaborating on some of these possibilities a bit...they could start off fighting a common enemy like fiends or something, or they could start off with lucy being in the wrong place at the wrong time, such as an ncr ranger station that vulpes attacks. also the fact that my version of the character had an older sister that looked vaguely like lucy (small, long dark hair, he can't remember much else really) is going to make vulpes unconsciously inclined to show her mercy and (hopefully) compassion. then there's the matter of if lucy is already introduced to the legion by the time she meets vulpes. caesar values people like her with pre-war knowledge from her vault background, but he only values them as slaves. maybe vulpes would be charged with finding her if she escapes, something like that? anyway i have a lot of plot ideas thank you for coming to my ted talk.]]

[beastblade69]

do people actually research how problematic the band is? all I do is check the country of origin (have to know, I ain't listening to no russians). I don't have energy to research every damn band member like shut tf up. if the fuck-up-ness of the band ain't a known fact (like w burzum, still tho many people just ignore the awfulness of varg just because "uhm I'm not into politics, I just love the music". even some ukrainians (idiots) are like this while knowing damn well he's a nazi pro russian dick. some people are dumb by nature and we can't do a thing about it) or they don't sing about it in their songs I have no way of knowing (forgive me that I'm not gonna waste my time on a dumb research instead of listening to music)

[mekatrio]

seeing people say that aa hates women: yasss

but for the wrong reasons: noooooo

[kyliafanfiction]

The way some people get so attached to there being only one valid interpretation of the character to the point where they call that version 'Canon!<Character>' or the like is...

Not surprising, I guess, but it's definitely infuriating when it catches on as a notion in the fandom.

[seaofimaginarysins]

Another reason I don't usually write boys: They tend to get way less attention than girls lmao-

[codes-and-stuffs]

you can travel the whole wide internet and still never escape misogyny..

[beevean]

Castlevania: Lament of Innocence

A Stranger Met by the Wind

[aa-400]

actually i am woobifying yellow a little seriously but thats a whole different convo.

[spite-and-waffles]

Purely Pre52 rumination, but once you throw out all the fanon nonsense about Dick being a manslut, I'm wondering whether he even technically has any game of his own. Because all he's ever had to do was stand still long enough. 🤔