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[th3e-m4ng0]

[janusfranc15]

This is highly amusing. I love it. You have made Bill even Sillier.

Kermit bill pt 2

[imraespace]

EPISODE 1 - DATING A WHAT IMRAESPACE

A LEAGUE PLAYER! <- PREVIOUS || MASTERLIST || NEXT ->

notes: it goes 0 to 100 real quick guys..

TAGLIST: @semisutopia @kittenish0 @nothingseenstuff @deonsx @bluberrymochi17 @momoriii-i @syarc0re @azharyy (OPEN)

[lordkuntfuck]

I am one of the people that believe chim has no idea about Buddie

Like don't get me wrong i do think he makes jokes about them and like when they do something extra gay, him and Hen will share a look

But he doesn't actually think it's anything serious, it's just banter innit

But then they finally start dating and tell everyone and while the rest of them are like oh finally thank god and collecting bets and whatnot

Chimney is just standing there in shock, like jaw dropped, because hold on what

Like truly the thought of them actually getting together had just never crossed his mind for some reason

Just think that would be hilarious

[coy-lol]

[ohsux]

I don't usually ship this, but this was too damn hilarious

Ridiculous Dead Serious idea:

Danny is in some kinda competition that Damian is also in, and they’ve been sniping at each other back and forth throughout the whole thing.

Until one day Danny goes, “You want me so bad it makes you look stupid!”

And Damian stops. Considers. Interrogates himself and his motivations like a good detective. Has a facial journey as he goes through the five stages of grief.

Danny was expecting a snide comeback and now he is legitimately worried he’s somehow triggered the snooty rich kid. Trying to decide if he wants to apologize or awkwardly make his way out of the room to give him time to recover.

Damian sorta hates himself because… yeah, yeah he does. He is attracted to the bratty little fucker and has been… pulling pigtails? Antagonizing to remain in his thoughts and field of vision, to watch his face get red and his breath quicken, to make him lean aggressively into his space and growl at him???

Damian is horrified. How did he misjudge himself so badly? Is this how mother felt when she discovered that Father was a complete mess and only fell more in love?

“Uh, dude? Are you… okay?” Danny reaches hesitantly towards him but doesn’t quite touch.

“No,” Damian says, schooling his face into a bland mask. “In fact, I may need you to support me.”

Panic flits across his companion’s face. He rushes to his aid, ducking against his side. His arm wraps around Damian’s back and a hand settles on his waist. Too gullible.

Damian mourns his own good sense.

[thewinter-eden]

Coming Soon - TUESDAY 12/31 - That Your Man? (crack!horror Lee Know)

images are mine (except middle LK pic that I got from pinterest). please do not use without permission. Apparently all the ATE pcs are my inspo this time.

part 2 of the skz crack!horror series.

pairing: Lee Minho x fem!reader rating: mature, dark themes summary: mugger!Minho holds you and your bf up in a dark alley one night, ready to give you the old ‘your money or your life’ routine, but when your bf pushes you into the line of fire so he can run away, Minho has second thoughts.

warnings: Fear, Minho has a gun, attempted mugging (obv), asshole bf, rude Minho, scared but defeated reader, Minho's kinda soft but he ain't gonna admit it, coffee.

Comment a request to be tagged.

series info

taglist: @whatdoyouwanttocallmefor @estella-novella

[grounded-parasocial]

I wrote a little something, so I’m soft launching it, without the big AO3 box, because that’s too scary and vulnerable.

At some point along the way, it became a habit that on Sundays, after spending the morning lazing under the covers, tangled together mapping each other's bodies, Simon putters around the apartment doing chores in just his underwear. No hoodie, no socks, just golden skin and underwear.

Or

Wilhelm is obsessed with Simon’s ass while he does Sunday chores in his underwear.

If you are interested in a little crack, you can find Sundays on AO3 - under 2k rated M

[zaziki1412]

Hey @sleepypulgx, guess who was your secret santa this year? It’s been me all along hehe

I tried my best to include your prompts, I hope you like it

Kaito and Shinichi adopt a cat and of course they have to take her on a mission and get found out…

Promt: goofy spies, crack, comedy

Yay, I got to draw a cute cat

Under the cut is another Kaishin family as an extra

Thank you @dcmkkaishinevents for hosting this wonderful event!

[amirmeavid]

I love all the arthur meets little/deaged merlin crack fics, because its always so fluffy and cute and arthur gets to learn more about merlin, and also see the impact of the magic ban and it speeds up his development and arc (because the show kept fucking resetting it!).

But I do feel that these fics have a tendency to ignore one crucial fact.

Merlin WOULD NOT like the knights immediately.

As long as he's old enough to walk, talk, and understand shit, my man would be BOLTING at the sight of those camelot capes. Like these were the knights of CAMELOT. He is a child with MAGIC. He is not sticking around long enough to let them get close to him.

Plus it gives rise to this:

Arthur: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?!

Leon: Uh. He bit Gwaine and ran. -Sire.

[emlemocs]

Good morning jinx

[szlez]

Tree

Prompt 22 for HOLIDAYS WITH THE WINCHESTERS by @archervale and @wormstacheangel

In honour of the cat and christmas tree lights meme 😉 (and all the fallen christmas trees)

Other prompts:

Family Reunion, Tradition, Snowflakes, Candy, Scrooge, Merry, Stocking Stuffer, Winter, Holy, Ribbon, Bells, Presents, Traffic, Fruitcake, Greetings, Mistletoe, Parade, Tinsel, List, Miracle, Party.

Taglist.

Pls DM me if you want to be added to tag list or removed from it.

@aniona29, @cosmiccowboycass, @denimshortsdean, @dotti55, @famouskidangel, @hopefuldreamers-world, @markofcastiel , @malicmalic , @meeshsen , @shipsawayandusuallygay, @squirrelsarecool, @strawlessandbraless , @writteninthestarsinyoureyes .

[iamnmbr3]

Dumbledore walks in on Tom in the middle of putting in red contacts and Tom has to make up an elaborate excuse about a school play he's organizing...which he's then forced to actually put on.

I need a crack AU where Tom Riddle is living his normal life but also he's secretly Lord Voldemort at the same time Hannah Montana style

[imraespace]

EPISODE 0 - DATING A WHAT IMRAESPACE

- 2:09 AM

Fingers tapping the desk, hoodie on, lights off. Your chin rests in the palm of your hand as your eyes stayed glued onto the desktop infront of you, as the "Finding match" replayed over and over.

You sighed, yawning and decided to switch attentions onto your phone-

"FOUND MATCH"

"Finally.." You muttered.

Your hands found its way onto the mouse, clicking n clacking and then finally, it's time to choose your champion!

XAYAH THE REBEL

A small smile was brought to your face, you always found joy in playing Xayah! (basically she's your main..) Though, when your eyes landed on your teammates you found..

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RAKAN THE CHARMER

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A smirk formed on your face, same skin as well? Aren't you lucky.. You're in a match with your Champion's husband, or something along those lines.. Maybe you can befriend them?

Game started! It went smoothly for a while but for some reason.. you felt as if.. you were the odd one out. As if, those four are friends.. maybe in a call as well? The chat was barely used.

Though it WAS used for the Rakan!

seishiro_: xayah maybe you should quit lol

OH! oh okay.. You've dealt with such players before! I MEAN IT'S LEAGUE.. But man.. you thought you both were vibing..

y/n: lame rakan user.. choose another champion!

seishiro_: i main him

y/n: yeesh...

seishiro_: what

y/n: I main xayah this is not okay...

seishiro_: ok

OK..? Someone get you out of this match... You're slowly losing your mind..

In the end, your team won! But that Rakan was still salting.. Get a grip. You rolled your eyes, reading the last chat he sent you.

seishiro_: get off the game :x

GET OFF THE GAME? GET OFF-

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A LEAGUE PLAYER! MASTERLIST || NEXT->

notes: i was supposed to upload this yesterday but hen family came over..

TAGLIST: @semisutopia @kittenish0 @nothingseenstuff @deonsx @bluberrymochi17 @momoriii-i @syarc0re @azharyy (OPEN)

[hatchet-boy]

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