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assiraphales · 2 years ago

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yet another case of zoro why are you looking at him like that. zoro. zoro. i'm waving my hand in your face. zoro look me in the eyes WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#zolu #alabasta was THE awakening for zoro imo #the desert gave him too much time to ponder. his brain was working overtime w no meditation/nap breaks or working out #and he was faced with a lot of luffy's cons. getting lost getting into trouble hyper. but at the end of it he was also faced with the pros #why he cares for luffy so much. why he'll continue to follow him. why he'd do close to anything for him.#he told chopper; luffy gave me another goal #and I think that was as close as an admission to his feelings as he could get in that instance #and after he came to terms with it all he couldn't help thinking -- yah he's an idiot but he's MY idiot

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cimicherrychanga · 2 years ago

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i AM immune to mind reading vampires from space btw

#i know i was having a moment abt them like 3 weeks ago but i went through a character arc im no longer worried theyre judging me #bc i realized my brain firewall is too strong actually they wouldnt get in there.#the cons of reading my mind significantly outweight literally any hope that u might find anything useful or good in there #get blasted with the 3 songs playing simultaneously in complete disharmony idiot #soapte

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andyridgeley · 4 months ago

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OBSESSED WITH THESE IDIOTS

#didn't know i really really needed a show starring peter krause and mireille enos BUT HERE I AM !!!#to be FAIR he DID con her for a year and steal millions and proposed like they were ENGAGED then he just LEFT #but he actually loves her so aklsdfjlakdsfj i HOPE he gets out of the con and i love this dynamic but also...GET HEAD-BUTTED IDIOT!!#play nice...WRONG!! HEAD BUTT!!#personal thingys #kk watches the catch

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walkman-cat · 1 year ago

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kinda gay to be a detective etc. etc. you know how it is

#look at them :’)) the lads :D #two nosy idiots stumbling their way through crime scenes #cecil’s been pining for about 7 years when the story starts but it’s fine he’s used to it #he’s living his best life truly #meanwhile orph gets oh shit i ’m demiromantic when i thought i was aro OH SHIT I’m in love with my best friend and detective partner-ed #and is hit with everything all at once and because he’s orph he’s feeling it all very intensely and is just.#Having A Time #i love them they’re such idiots they’re scarily devoted to each other #my ocs #eidolon vetch #orpheus alabaster #cecil meyers #orphecil #<— i’m making this a tag now #shoutout to my friend who came up with the name it’s so funny why does it sound like a medicine #like ough i have a headache i should take some orphecil #con doodles

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jaywhere · 7 months ago

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was in the process of typing "sorry if this is bitchy" but like no, this is bitchy and i am not sorry, im having a bad night! being a reader does not make you a good editor or a good critic. like sure ur opinions are valid but random critiques from strangers are not helpful to me.

the types of concrit i have received unprompted in ao3 comments have been at their base: a reflection of a personal opinion on a fic trope or characterization, an inadvertant admission that the commenter is deeply unfamiliar with the topic or genre of the fic, or just a lack of reading comprehension. either bc the commenter didnt read the tags, didnt read the actual literal text of the fic, or dont know where the fic is going. if i want criticism i will ask one of my writer friends who is a good critic, like. i promise you are not helping me become a better writer and everything will be okay if you express the thought that is in your head to someone who is not me.

#critique in particular is a skill which requires like. emotional intelligence and nuance #the venn diagram of ppl who arent equipped to be a constructive critic and ppl who feel compelled to provide concrit in ao3 comments is like #basically a circle #if ur emotionally unable to handle the idea that ur opinion about a work of art is fundamentally inconsequential #and accurately weigh the pros and cons of providing concrit UNPROMPTED #its also quite likely that u do not have the analytical skills to provide solid crit #or the social emotional skills to be constructive #in other words. lol.#this is bitchy but ive been yelled at ao much by idiots. i have so many stories. do not even get me started #everyone has been nice about my xmen fic tho :3 #happy #life is too short to make someone feel bad about their hobby imo

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anarchonist · 3 months ago

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I have many problems with the consumerist mindset, but one I feel like I've overlooked a bit is how it's completely ruined some people's ability to understand that the sentiment "the customer is king" doesn't really apply in the world of politics.

I don't know, it's just kinda hilarious when voters express the belief that the people they voted for now 'owe' them something. That their 'engagement' and 'support' entitles them to something from that politician, and, even more ridiculously, that the politician will honor that.

But I guess if you're clinging on to the just world fallacy where everyone gets what they deserve, there's little hope for you in any case.

#capitalism #consumerism #politics #voting #entitlement #the complete fuckin' inability to understand that you're not the center of the fuckin' universe and noone is watching over you #nobody owes you anything nobody gives a shit about you and you believing every grifter who claims to care makes you a useful idiot #build actual connections with people instead of crying on twitter how the latest con man didn't 'honor your deal' you muppet #end this capitalist consumerist nonsense now you don't get brownie points for being a good little team player #politics has more effect than just your tiny little sphere of influence you imagine is much much larger than it is #random thought of the day

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meganwinchester · 2 years ago

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to follow up my post of jared… i don’t remember this photo op.

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belle--ofthebrawl · 2 years ago

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Floodwaters of Phlegethon is my fave bc possessive Rain is so hot. Love how he takes care of Dew and kicks Alpha’s ass!

As much as I love lazy princess Rain, he can still kick a little ass. As a treat.

Thank you so much!!

#get con clavi'd idiot

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merthurians-prat-and-idiot · 2 years ago

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"You wear fine things well"

😭😭 shut uppp

#they're so !!!#also lucius is 1000% certified that bitch tm (very positive)#he gives me slight jaskier vibes for some reason- idk if their accents are similar?#i just finished ep 5 for context #and i lovee Frenchie & Olu conning those rich mfs and giving the money to the servers #and also izzy hands can get fuckeddd #lula watches ofmd #ofmd #our flag means death #merthurians prat and idiot #blackbonnet #is that the ship name?

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karliahs · 2 years ago

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i finished bg3 and it took 110 hours and i am not going to play again immediately so why do i keep thinking of characters

#i played as half-drow charlatan rogue astarion romance #and now i'm like #gith monk lae'zel romance?#cleric of selune shadowheart romance?#cook my laptop? just cook the whole damn thing?#baldur's gate 3 /#rogue 4 rogue liar 4 liar astarion tav is cute as hell #(astarion romance spoilers) astarion like yeah when we first got together i was just using you #tav like i know? i was also using you??#2 idiots thinking theyre doing a con then getting body checked by feelings #i will also miss those rogue skill bonuses v much

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coldflasher · 1 year ago

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currently experiencing The Horrors (thinking abt the fact that i have to start going into the office again from tomorrow)

this will either fix me entirely or cause me to descend so deeply into my burnout sinkhole that i will never be seen or heard from again

#regrettably i think maybe getting out of the house for a few hours might help. don't tell the ceo that #idk im having a really hard time keeping my head above water right now #i basically didn't have any time off last year just to do nothing. every holiday i took was to like. do an activity #like go to america or germany for cons or travel for a concert or some other event #whereas i usually use 75% of my time off to get some desperately needed rest #im really running on empty at this point but i really don't wanna use a bunch of my annual leave this early in the year #also i need to start learning how to say no to people #because last year i used probably 60% of my leave for other people #like. i used 2 weeks to go to washington with my brother as his 18th bday present. that was literally half my leave #and then i used another 3-4 days to visit relatives #and this year i was like 'im gonna be proper selfish with my a/l this year and use it ALL to do what i want to do'#then my mum rang me up and asked me to use a day of it to hang out with her and i said yes. like an idiot #like don't misunderstand me. i love my mum. but i already see her every weekend #and i also have to like. not tell her when i book leave for myself because she'll be like 'oh so we can do something!'#NO. PLEASE. LET ME ROT IN PEACE.#im just so frustrated that i im such a pushover and i already broke my promise to myself this early on #like. why can i not advocate for myself ever. why can i not just. disappoint people. and have that be okay.#personal

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rachiller · 2 years ago

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I actually had such a peaceful Tuesday off. Like, yes I didn’t get out of bed until like 2 & shower until 4 but I took it easy and didn’t put any pressure on myself and just like. Breathed and it was calm and I felt peaceful and just took time to be a quiet little slug.

#idk don’t we all need little slug time #I didn’t do full gross slug like I got out of bed showered put on outside clothes #WENT OUTSIDE #(I went to the local variety shop to pick up yarn and chat to old ladies)#knitted watched series remembered to eat #drank some tea and snuggled up it was just like #good honest quiet time #cub and con were out to see con’s family so I had the house to myself #then they came home they watched xfiles with me for a bit then we put on the glow up #it’s the current show bc ahs freak show isn’t as good as the other seasons so they’ve fallen off a bit #which I don’t mind bc the clown thing is gross sorry #anyway I’ve gone off on a tangent it’s 2am I’m sleepy cub is forcing us to get up early tomorrow to go into town #this village idiot needs her beauty rest thanks besties

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azatas · 2 years ago

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hmm maybe eris should dip into bard after alfira helps her rediscover her love of music would that be fucked up or what

#dee plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #ik alfira isn't like... a Bard (as in it's not her class) but with eris being a sorcerer maybe it inspires her to combine music & magic #i don't remember if storm sorcerer gets anything super important at level 12?#just another sorcery point and the ASI/feat which i think i can live without #i don't think it would fuck me over anyway #i might cheese it a lil tho and fully respec to get bard proficiencies jsdkjfs #and then i could pick up war caster or resilient for con proficiency later if i need it #oh yeah its all coming together #story-wise i think it also makes sense for bhaal to be like 'what's my idiot daughter doing now? oh? relearning her own humanity?#the bard needs to Die ig.'#i was thinking of having her go paladin after rejecting bhaal but it happens so late #i don't think i could take enough levels to make it worth it

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peaceeandcoolestvibes · 1 month ago

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Lmao thank god there’s common sense out there

#why are the ******* not getting cancer then?#honestly senior docs @ work are like ‘so much bs! it was a cold…let’s stop the drama’#unlike the idiots I had to put up with during internships #if they got ****** it’d be fair #I momentarily lost faith in humanity from 2019 to 2024 fr #LMFAO bye #most upvoted comment up there in the thread is from a rn and she’s like WE TOLD THEM WE QUIT BC WE DIDNT WANT THAT SHIT and I ain’t fighting #another war again bye #ma’am ur a queen #con una tasa de recuperación del 99.6% para q hay q vacunar? PREGUNTO #la gente es agotadora #0 neuronas #y si lo hacen guay #que no obliguen al resto #todo esto es ciencia KAJAKAJAAJAJAJAJ #es pensamiento oveja y un embrujo de la población #luego el humano es el animal más inteligente 🧐#son unos mafiosos y unos criminales #bueno y la fumigación casi diaria #la vdd dan ganas de que se les ponga una ***** y ya 🥰🥰🥰#oh y te pones a mirar las etiquetas de toda la comida de los supermercados y que guapo todo :)#la vdd no es solo una cosa #pero estás ******* de mierda aceleran el proceso de envejecimiento y cambian el ADN de la gente #una vecina mía (tenía 22 o así) muerta de repente #baKUNAAAADA #y los animales está igual q nosotros #los inflan a vacunas a los pobres y cada año viven menos #no os da vergüenza??? no los enflauteis #sobretodo a los perros 😔😔😔

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hiddeninthe-veil · 2 months ago

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#neither here nor there #dudeeeeeeee i feel so stereotypical and idiotic whenever im like #😰 Theyre gonna Find Out about me and hate me 😰 theyre gonna Figure Me Out and detest me 😰#like. what am i. a NORMIE??? anxious about the exact same things OTHER PEOPLE are????#HOWEVER i can also point to specific instances where i ahve in fact been Found Out and detested for it SO #but i dont really have any long cons going on rn-- and even then it wasnt an actual long con or anything #like if im going to be anxious about being Found Out couls i at least be anxious about something im actively in a con about???#(reminder- define long con later)#also the 😰 Oh No i have Interests and i am terrified people will disapprove of me for them 😰 (cough cough mcr cough cough)#like GIRL. PICK A SIDE. either shut up about it and not be afraid or keep talking amd let what will be-- well-- be.#yeah.#i realized i post a lot about the anxiety that i have but not much about the deep and abiding joy that carries me from day to day.#be assured i have it. i just cant phrase it as nicely as i can the negativity #because the joy is- like-- seeing a flower or some moss and going #LOOK AT WHAT GOD MADE. WHAT AN AMAZING THING.#or noticinf something my body can do and going #WOW THAT FEELS AWESOME / WEIRD / BAD!! WHAT AN AMAZINF THING #it seems trite to me though. maybe our socisty just needs to talk about joy more #HOW did i get this derailed.#uhhhhhhh the anxiety and the joy are pretty well matched #and its really annoying and doesnt leave room for many other emotions #👍👍👍👍#i am pretty much equally: a) terrified of being 'hated' and b) amazed and loving that im alive 👍#existence is WEIRD and SCARY and COOL.

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strsnctry · 4 months ago

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This Much I Know Is True

KOranges

Summary:

When the nurse walked in with Bucky’s visitor, he didn’t even have to fake his amnesia. Because he’d literally never seen the man before in his life. And he had the type of face that Bucky tended to remember. But that didn’t stop the blonde man from gasping like an overly dramatic teenager and pulling Bucky into a tight hug. “This is him,” the man told the nurse, his eyes welling with tears. Bucky gaped at him. “This is my husband.” Bucky could practically watch his carefully constructed plan crumble around him. Still, he tried. “I don’t know him.” “It’s okay, honey,” the nurse cooed at him. “We know you don’t remember.” Steve had his reasons for comitting a felony second degree kidnapping. For one, the guy was an asshole. Like, Grade-A-Probably-Has-Kicked-A-Puppy-At-Some-Point asshole. And second, the guy was going to sit in some backwater mental hospital if Steve didn’t take him in. And thirdly….well, Steve was desperate.

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