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me and my evil bird wife who died
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MOVIES WATCHED IN 2025
#023: Back to the Future Part II dir. Robert Zemeckis
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Might post Muppet Hole tonight. But only if you prove yourselves worthy
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
#i always forget 'you cannot kill me in any way that matters' is from a tumblr post about a mushroom#based
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the concept of millenial cringe has really irrevocably fucked with my psyche i grew up in just the wrong era of the internet to either develop another sense of humor or self-deterministically not give a shit
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:O talk valentina!!
#xmen blogging#a trnas ally if i ever did see one#every time kitty & colossus interact it makes my hackles raise buti am trying so fucking hard to ignore it lmfao
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also this is the funniest possible reaction to reacquainting urself with a robot who imprisoned u and ur homies in highchairs with diapers and pacifiers
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she's so cute i'm crying

I THINK IT IS NEAT :)
#xmen blogging#i am not excited to witness the horrors i know will befall her#but i will enjoy her roller skates for now :)#i think they are neat
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I THINK IT IS NEAT :)
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