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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3
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New X-Men (2001) #121
I wonder what Logan's reading? What is Scott listening to?
#its 2001 scott's listening to destiny's child#logans probably reading about carpentry or some shit#lil red book almost makes me wanna say hes reading the da vinci code but idt she came out until a few years later#less of a statement on logan and more on the ubiquity of the da vinci code
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i have to POOP but the bathroom is COLD
was driving to work this morning when it was 0 degrees outside, waxing poetic in my brain about how the new england sky is a cruel and unforgiving mistress and what it would be like to be interred beneath the snow and the way cold creeps into your bones here and i was like. wow i think i finally understand jack london
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was driving to work this morning when it was 0 degrees outside, waxing poetic in my brain about how the new england sky is a cruel and unforgiving mistress and what it would be like to be interred beneath the snow and the way cold creeps into your bones here and i was like. wow i think i finally understand jack london
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are you sure about your apple jack kin? you always gave more pinkie pie vibes... do you tho idk
I am an Apple Jack kin because we are both passionate supporters of the Second Amendment
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How do you stay so silly in the face of adversity? This year is already shaping up to be the worst of my life and, weirdly, I wish I could just channel your incredible perseverance. How do you stay silly? How do you keep the motivation to even post at all? Through the emos, the witches, the death of the Kermit plush, Bucephalus, the fire, nearly getting crucified, getting cursed, losing the job at KFC, and now the whole ordeal that moving always is. How do you stay you?
I refuse to blink first. I refuse to give my enemies the satisfaction. They would love to watch me crumple in despair, but I will look them in the eyes and stretch my Joker Grin ever further, ever more violently, and ever more gleefully. They may try to force my submission, but they will find I have too many teeth.
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COULD YOU TWO ACTUALLY BE ANY WORSE AT LOOKING INCONSPICUOUS
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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies
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happy new year
#wow this is so soft#was gonna say sth extremely specific about the fic im writing rn but ive decided not to be a freak today
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