#:/ not what i meant

[juicegremlin]

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY

maddie baby you are cooked

[nova-rogue]

just typed this into steam search. yeah sure i'm on a puter

[ato-dato]

Why are you infantilizing Muriel

If you're talking about my last comic. Maggie says "why don't we START with something else" meaning they'll get to listen to nirvana but since Muriel is an angel that likely has never heard human music, she wants to gradually build up to the nirvana album. Starting with simple music. Like children's songs. That's all.

[petrichoremojis]

[ID: a speech bubble containing a red book, which is crossed out. end ID]

for the phrase 'not what i meant'. requested on Discord

[sevenofninehouseofmusiker]

me: i really want to get back into writing my little saffi stories. just for funsies, nothing too serious. very mindful, very demure.

my brain: here are the absolute filthiest things we’ve got. good luck!

[the-vanir-queen]

When I said I wanted to be a Domme mommy I meant putting bad little boys and girls in their place and rewarding good ones for listening well to me.

What I did not was to be shutting all the fucking cupboards, turning off all the unused lights, putting uneaten food away, and cleaning the whole kitchen for it to look like a tornado went through 10 mins later. 😒🙄😑

[alexturntable]

I feel like I may have manifested too hard when I posted this

[hobiesdump]

[katsettee]

Dawg, I did NOT order this 💀🤚

[caffeinecattledude]

Me: You know I think I’d like to draw Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dome’. I’ll go to Pinterest for reference photos.

*goes to Pinterest for references photos*

Me: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PORN ?!?!?!

[cold--carnage]

BEN WHY

[thewynne]

The monkey's paw of writing 'see my family more' on the whiteboard of New Year's resolutions at work and then watching my grandma die/seeing everyone at her funeral within a month

[faithdeans]

NO

[fishandships]

i told my friend i needed intervention re: a developing crush and by the end of the conversation we'd planned a double date

[pokeology]

i heard professor teak had an 8 pack. that he was shredded

Nobody understands what I have to go through every time I log into this website.

[crrog]

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but like if a little troll was saying it

@funnier-as-a-system