#/wow i love them already aaaah

[wclking-fire]

✿ @deadlyarccna asked: Thea normally doesn’t take kindly to being stared at, but it’s fairly obvious that this time the culprit only has eyes for the bag of donuts she’s carrying in her arms. The look in his eyes reminds her a little bit of a begging dog trying his best to be polite. She lets him glance her way twice before deciding to relent, turning towards him and flashing a slightly crooked smile. “You know if you really want one that badly, you can just ask,” she teases, then holds out the bag towards him. “Here, take two. I bought too many anyways.” ✿

✿ 𝗎𝗇𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌𝗄 // [𝖠𝖫𝖶𝖠𝖸𝖲 𝖠𝖢𝖢𝖤𝖯𝖳𝖨𝖭𝖦] ✿

Vash knew that smell. It stopped him in his tracks. The sweetness. He could taste it. The sugary goodness... The independent tilted his nose up to the air with a big smile as he began to pick up his pace. Adding a little skip into his walk. When was the last time he had donuts? Too long. Maybe I will be able to get my hands on some soon. Vash began to sing along to a tune that was in the back of his head.

"Yummy yummy donuts. Where are you~? I am coming for you yummy yummy donuts... All for me... Great for a treat..."

He gave an audible hum and paused to look around his surroundings. They had to be around here soooomewhere- AHA! There they are!

He saw the donuts. "Damn-"

They are attached to a person. His smile suddenly dropped at the sight. Why couldn't they just be sitting there all alone? Vash made his way a little closer to this person. Trying to be as inconspicuous as possible. Leaning casually against a wall with his hands in his pockets, whistling a tune. That is inconspicuous enough. Sure. Although he was trying to blend into the area, the independent could not seem to take his eyes off the pack of donuts. That entirely defeated the purpose of this mission. Super secret donut mission. A chuckle escaped him at that thought, his mouth already salivating at the sight of them. Vash exhaled and adjusted his jacket, trying to keep himself together.

This is fine. Gotta be cool and cordial. Happy, positive thoughts...

"Just walk up and say can I please buy a donut. Please- No." He changed his position to the space opposite him as though he was conversing two people at the same time. "Hm. Hello may I- GAHH~!"

He jumped at the sound of a voice. Turning around to see the donuts and the person they were attached to. A blush spread across his face, a tender rose tint blooming in both cheeks. Vash laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head.

"... Kinda appeared out of nowhere there friend..." His words were directed to her, but his eyes were on the bag of donuts. They did smell fresh- When was the last time I had one? Without a second thought he simply waved 'hello' and spoke again.

"I'm Vash. Nice to me you, donu- UUH! PERSON! PERSON... Donut person. You have donuts. Are those fresh donuts? They smell like fresh donuts- Wait. I can have one? Me? Have a donut?" He pouted and looked at the bag that was now stretched out in front of him.

"I mean... I don't have any money to pay for these. Maybe I can just have a bite of one?" He seemed to be joking, but at this point he was pretty sure he wasn't. "But if I have a little nibble. Then that would be rude to the next person who gets it. Ya know? Who wants a nibbled donut in these times. Ya want a full un-nibbled donut... "

[kutiee]

The teaser 😳

[lemotmo]

I'm sorry but I need to talk more about some general finale and Buddie stuff:

What was the point of wasting precious episode time to show some random neighbour walking around in the burnt down house?

Where was councilwoman Ortiz in this episode?

Why didn't Buck just show Tommy the door after that strange daddy kink thing? I rewatched it and... he really did say that he hopes Buck has daddy issues, right? To feed his kink. And I'm just... WHAT? I did read that right... right? I'm sorry, but what?

It did the job to highlight that Tommy is older than Buck and might have other expectations from this relationship. So at least there is that.

But still though... KRISTEN WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON? This is over the top, even for you.

Oliver Stark, why haven't you posted anything yet on social media? Is it just me or is Oliver genuinly not happy about his storyline right now? I don't know. He was so happy with Buck coming out as bi, never really talking about Tommy as more of a vehicle for his character to come out, talking about him as a 'mentor'. Now, his potentially beautiful storyline has amounted to this? Twenty minutes of boring scenes that end in a sexual innuendo joke?

I hope he is holding out for season 8, like the rest of us. He knows a lot more about this storyline than we do. If he is aware that BT is a means to an end to get the Buck narrative he wants and deserves, he will stick with it I'm sure. But it has to be annoying to know the destination and being stuck in a drab place on the way to that destination. Thank God he has shown us time and time again that he knows exactly where Buck's heart and interests lie.

It's also very telling there are no Oliver interviews after this finale. He didn't have much to work with this episode. The only scenes that made him liven up were with Eddie and Chris. The rest was uninteresting. There is no promo at all. No interview with Oliver and Lou showcasing them together as the new 'it' couple on 911, hyping them up, telling the audience excitedly where BT is going in season 8.

Watch them break up over the hiatus, just like Bucktalia. I really think it could happen at this point. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Keep Tommy there as a friend and mentor.

However, I have now read some of those Ryan interviews and WOW! Some of those Ryan quotes keep me going when it comes to the Buddie narrative. He is using a lot of gender neutral pronouns to talk about his possible future partner. The way he is talking about that future partner, makes me think he already has someone specific in mind for that role. Highly interesting.

I was talking about all of this to @buddiebeginz and she highlighted this specific part of a Ryan interview:

I mean, that last part? "The partner that's meant for me will find themselves and find me at the same time." That is so Buck-coded. I mean, if anything, this episode highlighted that Buck is still on that hamster wheel with this slightly older guy who is very much into sex, but not into feelings. Buck wants romance and genuine love. We know this because that's what he has been looking for throughout the last seasons. He still hasnt found himself, so as soon as he does, he will finally figure it out and find Eddie at the same time.

It's the only narrative that makes sense and would be satisfying to watch for Buck and Eddie. Let's just hope the show is smart enough to develop it further.

I just... overall this episode frustrated me so much. I feel like I want to hit something! I was ready to be swept away by great narratives and emotions. But I'm left feeling very unsatisfied about all of this. I feel like the season isn't done yet. I need one more episode to tie this all up and I know that I won't get it. AAAAH! I'm so annoyed.

[naivesilver]

giving you full rein on the kid fic dialogue ask and suggesting maybe something from the toddler ask? you can pick a child and parent combo from anything you like ~

THIS WASN'T EVEN THE FINAL ASK BUT I AM SO LATE AAAAH sorry you know how much I love my babies thank you for encouraging me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'm gonna be super predictable now!

Kid/Parent Dialogue Prompts

4. "With the rate uncles/aunts/grandparents/friends are buying stuff for you, you will be the most spoiled kid ever"

"Do you ever get the feeling that they're going to grow up as the most spoiled kids ever?"

Emma glances at August with her eyebrows raised, quietly puzzled. "What are you talking about?"

Technically, they should be getting coffee like the grown adults, friends-who-rarely-get-to-catch-up that they are, but since there is a distinct lack of free, unaccompanied time in both of their lives now, what they're actually doing is drinking their coffee at the outside tables of Granny's while their sister and daughter respectively entertain each other. Of course, it was clear within minutes that the girls had no intention of doing so - Apple is currently burying her hands in the potted plants, alone, while Cedar is nowhere to be seen, having long since wandered into the bowels of the diner.

That doesn't seem to bother August much, however, because he continues, undeterred: "You have possibly the largest extended family in town- how much stuff have people bought for your sister, Raven or Sparrow, and how long has it been since you've heard anyone saying no to them? Because I am related to considerably fewer people, and our house is still full of kids' stuff, and I know Belle has the same problem with Rosa and Gideon."

He...has a point, actually. Emma has long since matured past the point of being jealous, but that doesn't mean she's blind - children are protected and splurged on for in Storybrooke, especially children she knows. Apple is likely the best dressed little girl in town, and the way Henry tells it, Raven and Sparrow own just about every toy that makes noise. Nobody in her family will grow up wanting for attention, that's for sure.

Still, there's a difference between agreeing with August and telling him that out loud. "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad-"

It's at that moment, as if summoned by her comment, that Cedar shows up on Granny's front step, like a little bushy haired apparition. The girl trots over to them with what looks like a cup of pudding, spoon included, in one hand and a small sandal in the other - she offers it to August with a miniature frown, shifting her weight off her bare foot. "Daddy, I los' m' shoe."

"Wow, a sentence I've never heard before," August deadpans, though he still lifts his daughter onto his knee with practiced ease, only gesturing to her other possession once he's done wrestling said shoe back in its place. "Where did you get that, kiddo?"

Cedar grins at him, the wide, gap-toothed smile of toddlers all over the world - there are already smears of chocolate around her mouth, which means she must have gotten more than a taste of her treat by now. "Grampa."

"Of course you did." He pats her back as she hops off his lap, then turns back to Emma with a look and a gesture that scream What did I tell you? for all to see.

For her part, Emma simply rolls her eyes. "Alright, you've made your point. Look, if it bothers you so much, why don't you tell everyone to stop buying her stuff?"

"Did your mother listen when you tried to do that?"

"Point taken." She mulls it over for a bit, watching the little figure bound away, then says, distractedly: "Does letting them be the most spoiled kids ever include allowing them to run with a spoon in their mouth?"

August follows her gaze, then stands up with a muffled curse and chases after his daughter before she falls on her face. Emma barely stifles her laughter, grateful that at least she's not still losing the argument - for a moment there, both father and child looked entirely too smug for her liking, which tends to be the only expression where they share an uncanny resemblance.

She just hopes Cedar will lose that trait as she grows up. She doesn't think she could bear it, if she had two Augusts to contend with.

[moon-blanket]

finally able to listen to the Gavin audio. I have to think so Hard about Gavin.

Freelancer on his LAP i'm going to cry dude. Saying that he's had years to discern Freelancer's feelings . . . calling them "my love." how am i supposed to go on after this. It always hits every time. i never get over it.

his "what do you mean ?" about scary things. Oh wow he's not easily scared.. .. so he'll protect me then :) wonderful.

HE WAS SCARED OF MEETING THE DAMN BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME :((( and now they're best friends !!!!!!!!

COUPLE'S COSTUUUUUME. explaining what they are to him ohasdkhfalsk !!!!! the little "hmm" about it !!!!!!!! HIM AS PEACH AAAAH !!!!! he already Is my princess. "A princess must also serve her subjects" i'm ! so normal about everything happening right now.

CALLING FREELANCER'S EYES A THING OF WONDER, SOMETHING TO STARE IN FOR HOURS . .. . ... I'm On ! the floor. i Love him.

Him casually steering the both of them back to the topic at hand i want to go Nuts oh my god he's everything to me.

Talking about his love for unsexy-profession-sexy-costumes. This makes perfect sense for him. he Would be a stunning rat. he is Already stunning regardless. Or them making their OWN costumes together . .. . i would do Anything for an audio of this if it happens.

Saying that Huxley has worn off on him a little bit. sobbing about this Forever !!! and ever !!

THEY'RE GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN STORE I'M SO JEALOUS. the soft "let's go" about it will stay in my heart and mind and soul for eons.

i love these two so MUCH ugh it's always a delight to get a video of them. Time to loop this for a week straight !

[gowoelfinneniguess]

LAUGHING FIT 😂 Stadt, Land, Fluss with Laura & Poppi

Laura: Kisses must be wet is my unpopular opinion-

Poppi: Wow, 15 points! Woowoowoo!-

Laura: Football isn’t for chicks… but wait, that’s a popular opinion isn’t it?-

Poppi: How much bullshit can one person think of?!

Laura: Hello everybody! My name is Laura Freigang, the person to my right you should all know already. We are going to play Stadt, Land, Fluss but without the Land or the Fluss, and instead we have a bunch of different categories–that I didn’t come up with–

Poppi: Neither did I–

Laura: that I’m just going to read to you. They are: City – reason to get fired – cause of death – I’m already laughing, inappropriate – bad purchase – unpopular opinion – Poppi is going to explain that one further – bad excuse, and occupation.

And now you are going to count internally–not count… make letters… and I’ll say stop.

Poppi: They call it the alphabet.

Laura: What she said. Alright.

Poppi: Aaaah.

Laura: Stop.

Poppi: F.

Crap.

Laura: You’re–

Poppi: I’m not doing great.

Laura: There is only one city. Starting with an F.

Poppi: Freiburg.

Laura: Frankfurt!! You’re wrong! Zero points!

Poppi: What? Of course!

Laura: Reason to get fired?

Poppi: Farting.

Laura: Same. What the hell?

Poppi: Are you kidding me!

Laura: Cause of death?

Poppi: I wrote flitting.

Laura: Falling. From a great height?

Dfb: You can die from flitting or from falling.

Laura: Sure, it’s far fetched but I’ll gladly give you the 10 points.

Poppi: So is falling.

Laura: Falling? Do you know how many people die falling? How many die flitting? What even is flitting?

Poppi: Running very fast.

Laura: True, okay. Bad investment?

Poppi: I have nothing.

Laura: Flamingoes, I don’t have the space for those at all.

Poppi: Oh my god, flam–

Laura: What do I want with them? What do I want with flamingoes?

Poppi: It’s quite far-fetched, but okay.

Laura: Do I get 15 points if she wrote nothing?

Dfb: 20 even.

Laura: 20?!

Poppi: What? Calm down.

Dfb: Let’s make it 15.

Laura: 15, okay, 15.

Unpopular opinion?

Poppi: Football.

Laura: Football isn’t for chicks… but wait, that’s a popular opinion, isn’t it? Shit. Do I get points anyway?

Dfb: Yes.

Poppi: What?!

Laura: Did you put something?

Poppi: I wrote football!

Laura: Football?! ‘What’s your opinion on the topic?’ ‘Well, football.’

Poppi: Now they’re making me write full sentences.

Laura: I’m giving myself 15. Bad excuse?

Poppi: I’m not getting anything or what? I see how it is. I don’t have an excuse either. I’m always honest, I don’t need excuses. Laura: I saw a fata morgana.

Poppi: A fata morgana?

Laura: Yes, I was on my way to practice when suddenly–and then I had to go check it out. I’ll take another 15 for that.

Poppi: Amazing. How much bullshit can one person think of?!

Laura: Did I win or did I win?

Occupation?

Poppi: Freelancer.

Laura: Ferret keeper.

Poppi: No no, that’s called a zookeeper!

Laura: Surely you had a special person in charge of the ferrets!

Poppi: No! Also, you keep saying it like ferreds. They’re called ferrets!

Laura: Well…at least I wrote something down!

Poppi: You even spelled it with a D! Ferreds! Amazing, Laura, I love it!

Laura: Don’t expose me like that!

Poppi: Sorry but that’s just too good.

Laura: So I’m not getting any points for that?

Poppi: No chance!

Dfb: No, Alex gets 15.

Poppi: Otherwise I could just write down anything.

Laura: At least I put something.

Let’s add it all up later. Zero points, dear lord.

Is it my turn to count to–count to Z now? Say the alphabet?

Aah.

Poppi: Stop.

Laura: P.

Poppi: Man, I have zero creativity right now. So bad!

Laura: There she is! Okay, I wrote a lot!

Poppi: I wrote just about nothing.

Laura: City?

Poppi: Poppenhausen.

Laura: Why did I think of that and thankfully didn’t write it down? Is it a real place?

Poppi: It’s real.

Laura: Of course you know about the existence of a place called POPPenhausen. It’s not named after you though, is it?

Poppi: No.

Laura: Okay. Potsdam. Almost as famous. That’s 10 points.

Reason to get fired?

Poppi: Picking your nose.

Laura: That’s actually good–stinky lunch. Don’t ask me.

Poppi: Stinky lunch?!

Laura: If you show up every day with something that stinks of cheese–

Poppi: Or salami?

Laura: Yeah. I don’t know. Do I get points?

Poppi: Yeah. You can just make shit up here.

Laura: That’s the whole point.

Cause of death?

Poppi: Don’t have one. I can’t do this like–

Laura: Laceration, in parentheses: deep.

Poppi: I would be dead fifteen times over if that was the case.

Laura: It’s a very, very, very, very, very deep laceration.

Poppi: I’ve died fifteen times over!

Laura: A really deep laceration!

Bad purchase?

Poppi: Pumps.

Laura: Peter Maffay album. It’s not my kind of music!

Poppi: Wow, Laura.

Laura: Don’t ask me. I think my dad had a record of his.

Poppi: I have nothing! You?

Laura: Puffing is cool. Like on a cigarette. It’s not cool is it? See, I’m right. It’s not my opinion! I wrote down something with a P, that’s the gist of it.

Poppi: I didn’t.

Laura: Excuse?

Poppi: Don’t have that either. Like I said, I’m always honest. I don’t need excuses.

Laura: Daddy said no. It’s a valid excuse.

Poppi: Yeah, not bad.

Laura: Last one?

Poppi: Occupation: physio.

Laura: Greenkeeper. It’s obvious what we do, huh?

Poppi: Yeah!

Laura: ‘Kay! Last one!

Poppi: Oh, another turn. Nice.

Laura: Do you wanna start again?

Poppi: We are so excited for round three.

Dfb: Laura is.

Laura: I’m having so much fun.

Poppi (suffering): Aah.

Laura: Oh, you said A. Okay, stop!

Poppi: K.

Laura: That took a while. Okay.

Poppi: City?

Laura: Krefeld.

Poppi: Karlsruhe.

Laura: Easy.

Reason to get fired?

Poppi: Pooping.

I know you wrote 'smoking weed'.

Laura: I wrote smoking weed.

Poppi: See?! You were already thinking of smoking there.

Laura: If I were to smoke weed in here, and you were to poop, which would be worse?

Poppi: Both.

Laura: Alright.

10 points. Cause of death?

Poppi: Puke. When you choke on it.

Laura: Crater. I was thinking about a volcano that erupts and then lava gets everywhere…

Poppi: Excuse me?!

Dfb: That is too convoluted.

Laura: You could fall into a crater.

Dfb: You should have written that down then.

Laura: Okay, no points for me. I see how it is.

Poppi: Does that mean I get 15? Wow, 15 points! Woowoowoo!

Laura: Let’s see: bad purchase?

Poppi: A cat. I’m a dog owner.

Laura: Hm. I see. Yeah. I have smokes. Cigarettes. Not a good investment in my field of work.

Poppi: I have nothing.

Laura: Kisses must be wet is my unpopular opinion.

Poppi: Good one!

Laura: Right?

If someone said that to me I would be like 'Eh, I don’t know about that.'

Excuse?

Poppi: Cat ate my homework.

Laura: But you don’t have a cat.

Poppi: So?

Laura: Fine. Mine isn’t any better: Sewer cleaning. I was driving down the highway, and all of a sudden…

Poppi: You were late because they were cleaning the sewers. I see.

Laura: Occupation?

Poppi: Creative manager.

Laura: Wow! Cow keeper. /-ess.

Poppi: They also call those “farmers”.

Laura: That’s an alternative term for it. Some say cow keeper, some say farmer, it depends.

Alright, now we have to add up our points.

Dfb: I’m not a mathematician, but I can imagine what the result will be.

Poppi: Don’t say it. Please don’t say it!

Laura: I won.

Poppi: Congratulations.

Laura: Thank you!

Poppi: It was very…

[icharchivist]

dgm 249 spoilers, thoughts as i'm reading

(im using a french translation as of now)

-One Shot Kill on the first page

"After having been with his friends only for a moment while eating at his heart's content, he felt a little bit of happiness" fucking crying in the club

-Johnny still MVP

-Tiedoll has patrons??? he has a luxury mansion somewhere because he has patrons????? wow talk about the dream life. -Allen: you have patrons? woah just like Cross's mistresses Tiedoll: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME. what an exchange, i wanted to make a joke about tiedoll being a boytoy and i held back and for what? for Allen to walk into this one on his own???

-BABIESST BOYYYYY

-serving cunt.

-Oh Allen actually shared SOME of what happened with Nea with the gang???? actual growth oh my god he's aCTUALLY trying not to shoulder everything on his own for once. even if he didn't share everything, that's already progress

-secret library? secret library time? like archivist time? like bookm- 👀 -A DEADLY LIBRARY???? next arc made for me--

-"Just show them Timcanpy as a proof that you're trustworthy" OUTCH?????????

-Johnny: "i don't know if we should go there. It seems dangerous..." Kanda: "don't worry. everywhere you'll go with the beansprout will be dangerous anyway." Johnny: ". Fair but outch??" this is so funny to me please. Kanda really was just "why would you worry about a deadly library's danger when just being with Allen is danger enough"

-THIS PANEL RULES forget what's written i'm still in denial about Nea taking over

-oghhh pretty

-love that Kanda can't get along with anyone, go bitch give us nothing

-OGHH PRETTY

-AAAAH BABY

-Allen realizing and understanding than Cross and Tim both raised him to be a vessel to disappear one day, but still being unable to hate them, instead loving them so dearly for having been by his side. that's making me cry.

"we'll always be friends. whatever happen, we will go together, Tim" fucking crying in the club

-NOOO IM NOT READY TO SEE KANDA AND TIEDOLL LEAVE :(((

-JOHNNY BEST BOY and one of the only 3 people Kanda might allow to do something like this to start with

-remember when Hoshino was like "oooh drawing Kanda is difficult because it's difficult drawing beautiful people"? how am i to deal when he's so pretty.

-Kanda Tsundere Moment (also: the whole manga)

BITES FIST BITES FIST BITES FIST???

Allen believes he's not going to make it out from this journey, that once he will learn the truth he might not be able to remain himself, to remain "Allen", regardless of if Nea take over, so he tells Kanda farewell, thanking him for the journey so far, but it's so obvious they all believe it will be the end of "Allen" as we know him

it fucking guts me. god.

-most frightening panel wtf

aand that's the end for now. a transitional chapter in between two arcs but a really good one. The separation between Kanda and Allen is really emotional.

and now, this mysterious library is on the horizon. Allen's identity is at stake. and this mysterious smiling individual (that shouldn't be Apo since he's been taken by the Noah, so maybe whoever the Librarian is and... this is a bad sign.)

and now. we wait.

i'm super hyped for the mysterious library though. Genuinely can't wait to see where it's going.

we're so back baby.

[borathae]

Chapter 30

i just know she has a banging headache

wth yoongi where you waiting there or something?? “Are you still angry?” he asks dryly. is that even a question? “This wasn’t a request but an order”, he hisses, woah ok kitty

“seriously if he knows that I was all sad last night he could at least tone down the ass for a bit.” gurl have u seen his ass? u cant tone down an ass like that. have you seen his thumka in ptd??? it was paying rent

WHATS HIS PROBLEM VANISHING AND APPEARING, SPOOKING FOR NO REASON

you look silly when you startle” and u look like a cat

It is a nice change, you grew bored of only hearing your steps in this massive estate. ooh thats a cool fact about herself, my steps get quieter if its already quiet, i hate the sound of my footsteps, idk feels too loud and gets on my nerves

The estate looks different too. White marble floors and ivory walls with impressive paintings in golden frames hung on them. The tall windows let in the morning air, red curtains swaying in the wind. Even the doors were different from the rest of the estate. Bright white with golden flower ornaments all over them. hold on this is bright, and yoongi didnt redo the entire estate in a night, so what part is this?

JIMIN'S WING WOW this feels so unlike him, yet him from his clothes/attitude

“you can’t just read people’s minds without their consent. i think he just hears everybody like background noise, some of them catching his attention for a second and lost again. similar to accidentally overhearing people, i guess?

waah THE GREENHOUSE YALL bruh let her see it for a second man

wow that was romantic 👀👀 slightly sus whats up yoon? Yoongi simply pushes a bowl of fruit salad closer to you, doing so wordlessly UWUW LOOK AT THAT TSUNDERE LIL MEOW MEOW IM GONNA MARRY HIM AAAAH whos mad at him? fight me (definitely not me)

HE MADE TEA CUZ SHE HATES COFFEE FUCK MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT

Why? Do you want to complain again?” “chill my dude. I was going to compliment it.” “Thanks”, he finally says, almost whispering the word. “Whatever, you’re welcome I guess” STOP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Are you an old grumps or do you just not care because your humanity is off?” took words out of my mouth “You know I do”, he growls, but it sounded more like a shy whisper. IM TATTOOING "HE CARES" ON MY FOREHEAD “you’re helpful, even if other than that you are a total nuisance.” *goes for laser to get it removed kids plan permanent shit, dont be like me

Just once he disappeared to get more food. ok he is no longer a grumpy grandpa, he is now promoted to grumpy grandma

“You think I have time to think about that? Only idiots have a favourite scent.” BREAKING NEWS SA YOONGI INSULTS BTS JUNGKOOK. CANCEL HIM 😭😭😭😭

You look at the rose then at Yoongi. if it was jin, i would've said they are the same “Smell it”, you say. wow she is so polite, cuz if it was i would have already shoved it up their nose by the time i finish saying smell it (not being rude, just idk habit? like a kid showing stuff to people lol) SMELL THE DAMN PLANT FOR OUR BABY, UR NOT GONNA DIE FROM THAT DUDE

He rubs his hand back and forth on the side of his neck, eyes racing from side to side nervously. yoongi panicking(from silly stuff) is very funny cuz that man is usually calm and collected aside from screaming

“I’ve never seen someone walk so slowly” this man drinks grumpy animal blood, grumpy air and water

oh i had 3 tadpoles for a month lol

And so he does, showing off his teeth for just a second before he frowns again. YEAH LET THOSE FACE MUSCLES MOVE, what if your face gets stuck like that (look at me out-grandpa-ing the og grandpa)

WE ARE GETTING THE KEYS OMG YIPPEEEEE

“Yeah? So your best asset in getting Taehyung to talk doesn’t die?” .. “no because I don’t want to lose-” .. “-whatever. Are you going to promise me or not?” HAHA

“Okay I promise…you big softie.” He ignores you, grinding his teeth and turning to stomp to the door. haha look at him uwuw

he has a terribly fast pace going on. dad is that you? no literally my pace got faster after walking with him 💀💀

Oh yes! Gregory, my lovely Gregory. OH MY GOD I GOT SCARED IF IT WAS GREGOR OOF (or is it??)

oh my god tae my baby wtf man my eyes are blurry?? that was fast

please eat those strawberry OH THE SWING DANCING CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION oh my god jimin PLEASE HE *oh my god im about to bawl in the middle of the day in my room wtf have you seriously done to me haha 5 years back i would laugh at this in disbelief

NO YOONGI FUCK OFF U SALTY BITCH WHY I HATE YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A PARENT OF A KID STOP I HATE THIS AAAR “Don’t assume such nonsense, well youre acting like it

*reads the list

SHIT DONT DO IT, IK YOONGI IS A PRICK BUT NO, WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIPS U BY UR ANKLES AND CATCHES THE BLOOD BAG? THEY COULD GET VIOLENT? HELL TAE MIGHT EVEN TRY KILL HIMSELF no blood bag without yoongi or a trusted vampire

SHIT NO fuck she fucked up *it was at this moment she knew she fucked up

yoongi is pissed and its an underestimation, understandable 🥲

i just know she has a banging headache

me rn because of my Suguru posture 😪

“seriously if he knows that I was all sad last night he could at least tone down the ass for a bit.” gurl have u seen his ass? u cant tone down an ass like that. have you seen his thumka in ptd??? it was paying rent

I genuinely love his ass so much I could look at it forever (respectfully)

you look silly when you startle” and u look like a cat

NO BUT HE DOES 😭😭😭

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME PIC

It is a nice change, you grew bored of only hearing your steps in this massive estate. ooh thats a cool fact about herself, my steps get quieter if its already quiet, i hate the sound of my footsteps, idk feels too loud and gets on my nerves

okay I feel that jfadsjf but I think with me it's more of my ever present fear of being perceived JFJADJF don't ask it's a neurodivergent thing apparently 🙂

JIMIN'S WING WOW this feels so unlike him, yet him from his clothes/attitude

YES IT IS HHEHE

“you can’t just read people’s minds without their consent. i think he just hears everybody like background noise, some of them catching his attention for a second and lost again. similar to accidentally overhearing people, i guess?

I have to dissapoint you, it is a conscious decision to read people's minds JFAJSD so mister boongie has been doing it on purpose JFJADJ

wow that was romantic 👀👀 slightly sus whats up yoon? Yoongi simply pushes a bowl of fruit salad closer to you, doing so wordlessly UWUW LOOK AT THAT TSUNDERE LIL MEOW MEOW IM GONNA MARRY HIM AAAAH whos mad at him? fight me (definitely not me)

HE IS IN LOVEEEEEE

HE MADE TEA CUZ SHE HATES COFFEE FUCK MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT

AND SO SOFT BOONGIE BEGINS

Why? Do you want to complain again?” “chill my dude. I was going to compliment it.” “Thanks”, he finally says, almost whispering the word. “Whatever, you’re welcome I guess” STOP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEMTHEM THEM THEMT HEM

Are you an old grumps or do you just not care because your humanity is off?” took words out of my mouth “You know I do”, he growls, but it sounded more like a shy whisper. IM TATTOOING "HE CARES" ON MY FOREHEAD “you’re helpful, even if other than that you are a total nuisance.” *goes for laser to get it removed kids plan permanent shit, dont be like me

LIKE HE IS LITERALLY SO SCARED TO ADMIT THAT HE CARES I AM CLAWING AT HIMMMM

Just once he disappeared to get more food. ok he is no longer a grumpy grandpa, he is now promoted to grumpy grandma

grandpas can make food too, it's not just the women so he is definitely still our lil gramps <3

He rubs his hand back and forth on the side of his neck, eyes racing from side to side nervously. yoongi panicking(from silly stuff) is very funny cuz that man is usually calm and collected aside from screaming

YOONGI IS IN LOVEEEEEE

“I’ve never seen someone walk so slowly” this man drinks grumpy animal blood, grumpy air and water

NO BUT HE IS IN LOVEEEE

“Yeah? So your best asset in getting Taehyung to talk doesn’t die?” .. “no because I don’t want to lose-” .. “-whatever. Are you going to promise me or not?” HAHA

he is in loooovveeeee

“Okay I promise…you big softie.” He ignores you, grinding his teeth and turning to stomp to the door. haha look at him uwuw

he is just a lil pookie in love 😌

please eat those strawberry OH THE SWING DANCING CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION oh my god jimin PLEASE HE *oh my god im about to bawl in the middle of the day in my room wtf have you seriously done to me haha 5 years back i would laugh at this in disbelief

no but I'm so sad for real 😭😭

SHIT DONT DO IT, IK YOONGI IS A PRICK BUT NO, WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIPS U BY UR ANKLES AND CATCHES THE BLOOD BAG? THEY COULD GET VIOLENT? HELL TAE MIGHT EVEN TRY KILL HIMSELF no blood bag without yoongi or a trusted vampire

an i oop-

yoongi is pissed and its an underestimation, understandable 🥲

NO BUT THIS SCENE IS PERMANENTLY BURNED INTO MY MIND the way he just full on confesses that he loves her and that he is TRYING to be good for her LIKE 💔

[menlove]

The under the skin update, WOW absolutely Loved it ! Love me sone mcharrison in the beginning there 🥹 I gotta ask tho since there's no Lennon- McCartney songwriting partnership in this universe, is there a possibility of McCartney - Harrison ? 🥹 Also LINDA , Is this a foreshadowing that there's a possibility of the whole 'McCartney bazillion kids' exist in this universe too 👀

aaaah yes!!! mccartney-harrison is real here- george is his primary songwriting partner & it brings them so much closer. paul is absolutely still a dick about it though but they're on a more even playing field here without john so george can call him out on his shit easier.

and LINDA. god I love linda. I couldn't start w the whole actual wings crew bc yk they started the band in liverpool but I was like by the time they're gaining traction paul and george being the only two remaining og members makes sense to me. mostly bc I needed linda 🙏 you just can't have wings without linda.

and hmmm honestly I was thinking they probably just date for a bit and break things off amicably since it's a happy ending for john and paul. but I will say the idea of paul going through this whirlwind romance w the most famous man ever and then going fuck that I'm moving to a farm w my bandmate and having a bunch of kids in the early 90s IS pretty incredible. unless they're already fucking (this was my vision regardless fwb paul/linda instead of instant marriage could be so special) and they just wind up coparenting a kid which would be the most insanely hysterical coparenting situation ever.

[kindaoptimisticsquirrel]

Trigun Bookclub Trimax Vol14 Part 3

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Chapter 6 - 7 review under the cut

AAAAAH I forgot what I wanted to say in the last chapter!! You know the black void where Vash gets called out by Meryl...It occured to me that THAT is where they got the idea in Stampede from! Both times Vash is caught in his head, of course under different circumstances, but both times it's Meryl's voice that brings him back to reality!!

Chapter 6:

There's something beautiful about Meryl in this shower of feathers that I wanted to save.

And the fact that she tries not to shy away from it...even if she connects horrible memories with it! She's so strong for this.

And Vash appreciates it. This is what is needed! She's proof to Vash that people can overcome their fears, that this all is not in vain! She's proof of a possible better future <:'))

Louder for the guys in the back, please.

The humans finally being confronted with the (often unknown!) consequences of their actions.

That almost made me cry. I've read this so often now! But still goosebumps.

The desperation in Knive's eyes :( I'm having sad feelings for him, too.

This! Is also a promise of a future! Thank GOD after 3-4 volumes Vash's suicidal tendencies are finally over.

Shounen battle pose!! Wow Knives doesn't look in such a good shape. You read this volume for the first time and just how interesting is it that the big, final showdown that was anticipated the whole time...starts only 2 chapters before the end of the series?? Or, you think it might start.

Chapter 7:

Oh my god I'm slightly tearing up again from reading. This series man.

Rem!! The words she said to Vash, which have been hinted at before!

Epic page! The art just gets better and better. And look how the fifth moon is looking down from above them.

I like how you can see how rebuilding his body uses up energy for Knives! And meanwhile, Vash is throwing away all bullets except for one. He doesn't want this to be a fight, and he's not planning to fight Knives.

Beautiful Vash panel ♥

Oh Knives...how anticlimatic and unusual that in the final big showdown, the antagonist has already lost everything! It's not even a question of who has the upper hand anymore. I love love the unconventional way this ending plays out so much!

This....aaaah oh man, Knives!! You are such a tragic soul. "We've come this far caught up in something too big" yes you're so right...the moment you decided to let the ships crash there was no going back anymore, and STILL you were just a child, hurt, confused and scared. You could not have really grasped the consequences of your actions, but what was done was done. Would Rem have survived, I think she could have given him absolution, and make him strive to work for a better future. Who knows, but I like to imagine that if his mother would have put him in a tight hug the moment he stood on top of the debris of the fallen and burning ships...maybe he would've broken down. And given himself the chance to admit his wrong doing. Of which he knew it was wrong! But because suddenly he and Vash were all alone..he couldn't allow himself to see his mistake because then there would have been no one that could have saved him and comforted him.

What a great character!

Epic pooose

"But I was the one who broke away" KNIIIIVEs *sobs* oh man look how sad and also afraid he looks here! Or maybe just desperately sad because he knows, he destroyed something between them...

And that's what Rem said!! Aaaah the feelings. Aaah boy.

Ah hey Chronica! There you are! NOT a good time, these two were having a moment here!

Knives did NOT foresee Vash not using his last bullet on him, but to deflect Chronica's attack. Meanwhile he goes stab stab at Vash (bad brother!)

ddasffakm love this so much

And we can see the last of Vash's hair turning black...used it all up for the wings.

fasfsafajf aaah more goosebumps

What's with Livio fighting off beautiful women in this series?? (ok it's the second one but it's weird that it happened twice)

Instant damage to all Trigun readers because WOLFWOOD. Is he an actual ghost? Is this Livio's mind, some psychological stuff happening? I don't think it Nightow intended to be really clear about this, as it does not matter, the effect stands. Now I can wonder if what we heard earlier in the volume was also Wolfwood talking to Livio. Could be! I imagine this is more of an after image in his mind...but how nice it would be if there was some ghost Wolfwood? In that case he should make sure to visit Vash before he carries on to the after life. Any way it's just incredible what an impact he has on those dear to him, to Livio and Vash alike until the end.

In that moment, we are all Livio. And with the morning sun...

What a beautiful ending to this fight. I could have never anticipated this outcome and am SO happy about it.

Last chapter and final thoughts will continue in the next post!

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #50: “Monster Mayhem Pt. 3” Ch. 4

The next morning, human Korvo is smiling at the sky.

Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey, Korv.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Hey baby. kisses him on the lips

Sonya Solar-Opposites: How do you feel now Korv? All better?

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yeah. I guess I needed to unleash my inner beast.

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: We glad you did. We’re just happy you’re okay again. And that Marissa won’t bother us anymore.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Hey, where’s Janiz?

Janiz: offscreen Right here.

The family then turns and sees Janiz, who has suddenly been turn into a human woman.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Wow. Janiz looks great!

Human Janiz: Thank you. I learned that technique after I landed here. then sadly looks at Human Yumyulack Yumyulack there is something you should know.

Human Yumyulack is confused

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: What is that you want to tell me?

Human Janiz sighs.

Human Janiz: Yumyulack, you’re a super Shlorpian too. You already inherited

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: WHAT?!

Human Janiz: It’s true. In our family, when a Replicant turns 13 years old, they revived their new life source of the Super Shlorpian and inherited them.

Human Yumyulack looks down at his hands. Human Korvo comforts Human Yumyulack.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yumyulack? Are you feeling sacred?

Human Yumyulack starts crying.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: tearfully Yes. I am. I’m so scared. What if I lose control?!

Human Korvo gasps.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh my poor little sprout. hugs Yumyulack and comforts him Shh.. shh… it’s okay. It’s okay… daddy’s here… shh…

Human Yumyulack sobs.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: I’m here… shh… you’re not alone… daddy is still here… shh…

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Dad…I’m scared…

Human Korvo smiled at what Human Yumyulack called him and pulls him close.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: I’m scared too…

Human Korvo then put his hand on Human Yumyulack’s cheek and soothe it softly.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: But if you transformed for the first time, I’ll still be with you to help you.

Phoebe MacCarthy: It’s okay to be scared honey.

Human Yumyulack smiles tearfully and then hugs Human Korvo.

Human Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: I love you, dad.

Human Korvo Solar-Opposites: I love you too Yumyulack…

The others join in. Human Jesse smiles then looks down worriedly as she looks at Human Terry

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Hey Terry?

Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Yes Jesse-bear?

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Since I’m half-Mundane, will you still be with me and help control myself?

Human Terry Solar-Opposites: Of course. What makes you think I wouldn’t?

Human Jesse sighs sadly.

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Because… I’m scared about hurting people. Especially Stacy G. I don’t wanna hurt anybody. What if I lose myself? Will you still stay with me Terry?

Human Terry Solar-Opposites: I will.

Human Jesse smiles and hugs her father.

Human Jesse Solar-Opposites: Thanks dad…

Human Terry smiles in tears as he hugs his daughter. The family then joins in on the hug. The scene then cuts to Terry and Korvo’s bedroom relaxing. But then, they began to feel like transforming.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ngh…you feeling it, darling?

Terry Solar-Opposites: screaming in pain as his skin starts turning black and he starts growing bigger and muscular Aaaah! Ngh! Yyyeees! Aaaah! What do we do?!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Let it happen. It’ll be over before you know it. I promise.

Then, Korvo screams in pain as his skin starts turning black and he starts growing bigger and muscular.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: FUUUUCK! IT’S TOO MUCH!

The two alien husbands’ clothes rip apart into pieces as they continue to grow bigger and muscular until they finish as they keep transforming. Korvo grows bat wings and horns as he starts moaning in pleasure. But as for Terry, he begins to cry out in pain as his teeth became monstrous in black as the inside of his mouth starts glowing orange. The two husbands roars as they finish transforming. Then Mundane Terry starts crying because of the pain as he began to feel it grow strong inside of it. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasp and starts to soothe his husband.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ssh. Ssh. You did so well. Does it hurt?

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: cries out in pain as he began to feel something Yes. How do I get rid of it?

Super Shlorpian Korvo presses his forehead against Mundane Terry’s.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know how…

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: You do? How-

Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo starts to dominate Mundane Terry as Mundane Terry starts to feel his pain easing as he began to moan in pleasure.

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: You know…moans You weren’t so muscular when you first transformed.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know! moans It was because I didn’t fully release it! moans Now I did thanks to you! moans

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: Mmph! FUCK! OOOOOH!

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s almost over! Aaaah! Don’t tell me to stop not you brave fucking beast! Oooh!

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: Shit! I’m so fucking close!

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ooooooh! You make feeel soooo aaaah!

Super Shlorpian Korvo cums in Mundane Terry as he moans

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: FUCK!

Mundane Terry then cries out as he feel his pain and gone and starts breathing in and out as tears burst from his eyes.

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: Holy shit. That was…

Super Shlorpian Korvo then put his fingertips on Mundane Terry’s lips seductively.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: Shh… the pain is over now darling… let me hold you…

Mundane Terry blushes. Mundane Terry and Super Shlorpian Korvo then starts to makeout as tears of joy burst in their eyes.

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvy…I love you. I love you so much.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: I love you too my darling. notices tears What’s wrong?

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: sniffles Korvy… I’m so glad you’re back! I promise in case Black Mirror comes back, I won’t let her harm the family anymore. Even you.

Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps with happiness.

Super Shlorpian Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh Terry. That is the bravest thing anyone has ever said. I love you.

Mundane Terry Solar-Opposites: And I love you too my darling Quasarblast.

Super Shlorpian Korvo laughs and pulls Mundane Terry in for another kiss. The screen fades to back as the two monster alien husbands began to have sex again while moaning lovingly.

THE END

Special thanks to @themagicwolf6677, @avaveevo, @king-of-squishmallows, @almar4121 and my fellow watchers for ideas and support.

[dragonmuse]

I loved the latest installment of Leda verse!!

If you're still taking prompts, could we see some izzy-centric hurt/comfort? Or something related to ed realising about the skylights?

Also I love Alma and Erika Rover so much aaaah <33

(I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I am still taking prompts though I'm answering fewer of them, which is probably obvious. I do plan on doing a good run of them after Alma's story concludes. I had @queenbookwench listed as having asked about Jonah's funeral, but I can't find the comment now so if I'm wrong I apologize. I don't think I ever wrote it out, though I had a dim memory of answering some ask about Izzy sending a car for candy. So this is all about Jonah's funeral, the aftermath and the way Izzy mourns people with some bonus Lucius).

Izzy stood towards the back of the crowd, out of his parents’ eyeline.  Aaron and his new wife were standing right next to the grave, both with solemn looks. Izzy was reasonably sure Fiona had never even met Jonah, but sure, get your fucking pity points in. Delly was standing next to their mother, arms crossed over her chest, face set into neutral disinterest which at least felt more honest. 

Candy stood beside him, her tears falling fast and furious, though she made little noise. Her long fingernails had been painted a glossy black that caught the light every time she reached up to dab at her face with a wad of tissue. 

“Thank you,” she’d whispered, voice raw from tears just before the preacher started ranting about fire and brimstone. 

“You should be here,” was all he’d said in return. It hadn’t been much to send a car for her. 

He almost hadn’t done it. 

It had been decided in the moment he’d walked into Eddy’s office and said, 

“I need a few days.” 

“What for?”

She was behind the desk he still sometimes thought of as Hornigold’s. Her hair was hanging in her face, beard was already growing thick. Sometimes he missed being able to read her expression in the quirk of his lips, but it was a small price to pay for the intimidating figure that wowed clients and scared all the right people.

“My brother died.” 

Her pen paused,  “The one you liked?” 

Had he liked Jonah? The man had been volatile and difficult, but he’d also laughed more than the rest of them put together. He’d loved Izzy in his own rough way, and protected him for a while. More than a lot of other people had done. 

“Yeah,” he said and the word almost stuck in his throat. He coughed to dislodge it. 

“Fine,” their attention dropped back to their notes. “When will you be back?” 

“Friday.” 

They nodded and he backed out of the room. He put his wallet in his pocket and locked the door to his office. It was bizarre to leave in the middle of the day with no intention of coming back tomorrow. It made him a little queasy. 

The last funeral he’d gone to was his father’s mother’s. They’d only met her a few times and Da had insisted on dragging them all across the state for it even though he had, by all reports, loathed her. Izzy had been thirteen and mostly what he remembered was the boredom and then being in his aunt’s stuffy house. Jonah had found a weird room stuffed full of boxes and dragged Izzy in there. He’d taught him how to play poker in the shadow of QVC purchases. 

The next time someone close to Izzy died, Jonah hadn’t been home in years. He hadn’t been told about the funeral. 

The thought lodged in him like a thorn. He called the car and set it up for Candy, left a stilted message on her voicemail. There was no way Da or Ma would’ve called her and they’d only gotten the body by default. 

Izzy stood at the back of the crowd now with his dead brother’s crying girlfriend. What would he have done if he’d been allowed to go to Faith’s funeral anyway? Just stood there like this. Useless and silent. 

When the coffin went into the ground, Candy cried harder, but her sobs were drowned out by Ma’s, who had begun to wail. It was a wounded animal sound, inhumane in its sorrow. Delly reached out, touching her elbow, but was roundly shaken off. Da said something sharp to her, but for once Ma didn’t just subside. She cried as if thirty years of tears had been saved for this moment. Everyone shifted away from her, leaving a fall out circle of grief. 

People dispersed after that, as Aaron came by he took in Izzy and Candy, 

“You and your girlfriend should come by the apartment, show your respect.” 

The apartment meant the place they’d grown up. Those sterile walls, repainted an even brighter white now that none of them lived at home to leave behind fingerprints and pain. 

Izzy said nothing. Aaron’s lip curled and he marched away. 

“You didn’t correct him,” Candy’s voice was broken by tears. 

“He doesn’t matter enough,” Izzy shrugged. 

“Do you like ham?” She asked, blotting fruitlessly at her running mascara. 

“Yeah,” he frowned. “Why?” 

Her apartment smelled better than his parents' place at least, some kind of scented candle burning away, and instead of terrible memories, it was just a crowded one bedroom. There was a workman’s jacket tossed over the back of the couch. Like Jonah had just come home and was in the bathroom or something. 

They ate the ham that she’d made for some dinner that would never happen. There was steamed vegetables on the side and brown rice. All safe enough, so he ate it, even as she picked through her own plate. 

“Do you want anything?” she asked when they’d both done the best they could to pretend to have an appetite. 

“Hm?” he finished off the beer she poured for him. He wasn’t really in the mood for a drink, but it had been the last glass bottle in the fridge. A single soldier left on the field. 

“Of his. I’m not ready to go through it. I don’t-” she started then stopped. “Will your family want his things?” 

“Don’t know. Don’t care. They don’t deserve any of it. You keep it.” 

“What about you?” 

He wanted to say that he didn’t give a shit. Having something of Jonah’s wouldn’t do him any good. But he had a ring pressed to his ribs that said it mattered a little, so he got to his feet and let her show him the clothes, the few photos, the bits and pieces of things left behind. In the end, he took some unopened razors (of course the same brand he used, not like Da had bothered to teach him to shave. It had been Jonah, who barely knew what he was doing himself and Izzy with only three chin hairs to his name), a knit black sweater that reeked of menthols, and the smaller of the two toolboxes shoved under the bed. 

“See you around,” Candy said as he went to the door. 

“Bye,” he mumbled. He wouldn’t see her around. He’d never see her again and he was fine with that.  

The sweater he gave to Ma when he finally arrived at the apartment. She held onto it for hours as people continued to parade through the place to mouth their apologies at them all. 

The razors he used  without sentiment, scraping away at his cheeks to maintain his goatee’s immaculate edges.  Da and Aaron always stayed clean shaven. Jonah had always liked some stubble, grew a beard in during the cold months, scrapped it away in spring. 

The tools came in handy more than once. He stored them under his bed too. 

“The knob just came off in my hands,” Luicus came out of the bathroom sheepishly one morning, a year and a half into things. 

“Which one?” Izzy sighed and pushed himself up and off the couch.  

“The towel closet thing. I swear I didn’t rip it off.” 

“Like to see you try,” Izzy snorted and held out his hand. Lucius dropped the little knob into it. 

“Mean,” Lucius judged, but he was smiling, so not offended. 

“The screw gets loose,” Izzy shrugged. “I can fix it. There’s a toolbox under my bed, can you get Phillip's head out of it?” 

“Why do you have a head in your toolbox?” Lucius asked with a frown. 

“The screwdriver, pup. I know you know this.” 

“I absolutely and categorically do not.” 

“Guess you get to learn this morning.” 

“...yeah fine.” 

Izzy pulled out the toolbox and showed Lucius the difference between the screwdrivers. Judging by his expression, it was going to get stored the same place the rules to poker did: firmly in the garbage bin of his mind.   

“What’s with this?” Lucius tapped the metal plate mounted on the side of the box. “J.H.? Was this your brother’s?” 

“Probably made it in shop class. He was good with that shit. Worked with HVAC systems.” 

“You know, the way you talked about him, I assumed he did something like what you did,” Lucius admitted. They were both sitting on the bedroom floor, Sweeney sniffing around them, clearly bemused by this decision. 

“He had a legit job,” Izzy held his fingers out for Sweeney to butt his head against. “But he always had a side hustle. Mostly just shaking people down that owed this loan shark he knew. Small time shit.” 

“Do you miss him?” 

Izzy scratched Sweeney’s cheek. “Yeah. Guess so.” 

“Wish I could’ve met him.” 

“You would’ve hated him,” Izzy snorted. “He was a fucking asshole.” 

“I like you,” Lucius pointed out with a half-smile. 

“It was different,” Izzy frowned, but as Sweeney butted him one more time, then flounced off to check his food dish, he let himself actually think about it. What would Jonah have made of Lucius, who had never consensually touched a screwdriver, but treated Izzy like he was precious? 

He thought about Candy’s long black nails, the ham she had cooked for a man who was never coming home and fed to his brother. 

“Deep thought?” Luicus poked him in the knee. 

“If he could get past the whole gay thing....I dunno,” he conceded. “Maybe he would’ve liked you a little. Maybe you wouldn’t have hated him. Might’ve been awkward though.” 

“I like Delly,” Lucius reminded him. 

“Huh, you know he was more like Delly than anyone else,” Izzy realized. “I wonder how much she remembers about him.” 

“Now that you guys are talking, maybe you could add a photo to your display,” Lucius suggested. “There’s got to be one with all of you.” 

It wasn’t something Izzy asked for right away, but eventually, he and Delly had mended a bridge enough to pour over the photos that she'd gotten when Ma died. There was a shot of all of them, some holiday long gone. Most of the pictures had all four of them posed uncomfortably, but there was one of just Izzy and Jonah, stiff in their Sunday clothes. Izzy looked about eleven in it, Jonah already significantly taller and broader. They were both looking at the camera with dark glares, no smiles to be found. But Jonah’s arm was around his shoulders, holding him close. Almost hiding him from the camera. 

“It’s very you,” Lucius had deemed. 

Izzy set it on the shelf next to the drawing of Faith. The shelves were getting full, laden down with memory.

[tsuki-sennin]

Meet Shinichi Saruhara~! He's just a small town boy... with a super wacky family life~! His parents look identical, his sister is caught up in a love triangle, and his delivery man is super hot~! All this and more on Meet the Donbros! Premiering Sunday, December 24th on ABC~!

Been far too long since we had a Shinichi focus episode, so I'm looking forward to this~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Ain't no breaks for the Donbros.

-Haruka-chan!

-C

-Chuwan?

-Is it like -chwan, the honorific Gaon uses to refer to humans/smol animals?

-Damn Saruhara, do you not work out?

-Oh, why'd you give Tsuyoshi the Hitler mustache hjlklhg

-Coupled with the glasses and combover, he gives me serious Bruno Ganz in Downfall vibes.

-TAROU WHAT WAS THAT

-Don Don Brothers!

-Okay so for this episode I'm watching the TV Anon subs, and they call it "Cringe Family" and... yeah <3

-"Yo, Kaito... are all of my beloved companions family? ...without me?"

-"Yes."

-Suzuki-san, you are rockin' that dress.

-Kameda Tsutomu.

-Of course, of course, this guy's our Hitotsu-ki!

-...did he scam an entire family out of nowhere?

-Soooo, Shinichi... what's your deal with this guy?

-Ohhhhhh, you're pulling a gigachad brain move.

-Good look scamming a dude with no money.

-I see the Professor's still beloved in his neighborhood :)

-Fake spiritualist... just like Kanedama from that Ep. 13 of Kakuranger. ...wonder if that's where we got his

-We had the boss lie for us~!

-Oh Jesus Christ, he followed us

-Oh here we go~!

-Outswindle the swindler.

-Good on Tsubasa for just like

-Instantly agreeing to help out.

-Damn, Sonoi.

-"What the dog doing with the shark?"

-Sonoza seems very proud of Murasame carving out his own path, how sweet :)

-"If the dog and the shark become friends... they must trigger some sort of game changing event."

-Aaaah, I see that smile too, Sononi~!

-Jirooooou~!

-Free Vegetables~!

-Daaaaaamn, Haruka, okay!

-Love how she picked both guys with girlfriends.

-"Look man, we're in too deep now, you gotta help us."

-While I do respect Haruka Saruhara establishing her right to date whoever however, I absolutely do not respect the way you worded that lmao

-"Hahaha, wow Tsubasa-san, we sure are the best rivals of all time, eh buddy~? Goku and Vegeta! Yusuke and Hiei! Deku and Bakugou! Naruto and Sasuke! Luffy and... I haven't really seen One Piece in a while, would you prefer to be Zoro, Ace, Law, Katakuri, or do you wanna pick for yourself?"

-"I might as well be Buggy, this is already humiliating enough."

-Everybody is haunted!

-Ah yep, classic cold reading.

-Stroganoff.

-Haruka I swear, if you actually had a cat named Stroganoff-

-Gave the poor thing a shoe hat.

-Miho-chaaaaan!

-"My older sister was born at a very young age. :("

-"And you'll get the spoon if you kill her off again!"

-Government assigned Dog. Tsubasa Inuzuka.

-Ooooooooh, Shurikeeeen!

-Dog...

-Ignored Jirou! How dare you!

-Scarecrow?

-That is a masterclass t pose, Beppu-san.

-...Shinichi fucking would t-pose without prompt.

-Tarou in da house!

-"I brought the meat."

-Oh I'm sure you did.

-Seems like Kameda is catching on.

-Imagine how much funnier it'd be if it cut off at "Tsubasa and I are dating".

-"Oh... good for you. I don't care."

-"Okaaaay, thank you for the meat, get the fuck out now, please~!"

-"I want meat."

-See, Tarou knows they're lying, but they don't know how they're lying.

-"Oh my God, Saruhara's mom is related to the salaryman!"

-Tarou is experiencing accidental neurodivergent-on-neurodivergent violence.

-Surrender your prized possession to be free of darkness!

-Haiku Meat.

-Worthless, worthless!

-"Noooooooooo, my dinner!"

-"Jesus Christ, fine I'll bring more meat, just calm down!"

-"Because reasons... It's quite alright Haruka, I think I understand."

-:)

-He only has death allergy hiccups

-Sometimes

-There's a demon.

-And his name is Momoi Tarou.

-Gotta know when to fold 'em, I guess.

-Ah nope, just straight up robbery!

-Made them think they're even crazier than

-Doggy man take an oolong nap :)

-"OH MY GOD THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE AND MURDERERS IN THIS HOUSE!"

-HARUKA IJHKLHGH

-Tiger Jirou with the steel chair!

-Dead!

-GET HIS ASS SHINICHI!

-Himitsu-ki! You have been exposed for all from Earth to the farthest reaches of the Cassiopeia constellation to see! It's time for you to repent from your swindler's ways once and for all!

-Oh sure, kick a girl in naptime land, real nice

-Love this mix of the theme song btw

-Getting fired uuuuuuuup! Chozetsu Ninja!

-Time for the finale, it'd seem!

-Seiya seiya seiya seiya!

-25 points!

-Tsuyoshi ujhklhg

-Ah yep, time for the iconic Gorenger Hurricane!

-End Ball!

-Gotta build it all up!

-Oh no you don't!

-You ignored Jirou scammer man

-100 Point Shot!

-He has many things clinging to him indeed! They're called his companions~!

-And this cool robot bird he found.

-Get fucked!

-Awwwwww, Tarou :(

-Allegedly.

-Have a drink, shake your head.

-Poor Tsubasa, huh fellas?

-It's okay, he had a really fun time :)

-Shiina Naoki

-WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

-WHAT OKAY EVERYTHING'S HAPPENING THEN

-Most importantly for me, HARUKA'S USING OMIKOSHI PHOENIX YOU GO GIRL

-Well... I suppose I'll see you all next time, when Donbrothers does as it does

[eviltiddyprodnz]

xo, kitty : episode 1

i love how they're trying to make this about kitty wanting to know about her mom and culture but she literally keeps condensing the entire discussion to : i get to see dae 🤩 (she's just like me fr)

also they're agreeing to it so quickly???

the acting or editing for the first 5 minutes is kinda all over the place like give me something to hold onto, it's just happening ???

i see the author !!!!

help something about the way this show is shot up until this point is making it weird and dull. my girl kitty deserves better but i guess it'll get brighter and better once she gets to Korea.

seventeen hot !!!

although the girl who said wow! and drew our attention to this guy in the first place sounded so disinterested lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣 stopped looking at him too

the way her dad and his girlfriend (?) did not even show a little bit of emotion like they were just like aaaah okay ! go to Korea babe !!! like omg at least cry, hug and drop her to the airport !!! there was so much emotion in the first movie just to drop Margo at college and them to school. 💀

first kiss at KISS

i love that the title card is super pink and pretty and cherry blossomy because up until this point it has only been BLUE (imagine Halsey singing here)

I'm so easy to bag lmao they played telepathy by BTS and i smiled so wideee

she has so little luggage but honestly slay. how is she doing everything on her own 😭😭😭

ofc she recognises her bus that she's missing right away. not to be realistic but the way i'd just be lost and confused for the first 50 minutes 💀

they're just throwing songs a little too fast at us like woah let every song shine !!!

fully forgot that I had a bowl of ice cream with me and now it's liquid.

transitioned from baam to blackpink but you know what this was actually fun!

also colours !!! finally colours. thankyou Korea 🙏

the way i cannot concentrate on anything but this that pink venom 💃 this that pink venom 💃

the rich girl is not the classic rich kid mean and cold and terrifying like kdramas yet

ofc my girl kitty got hit by a car she's been having a hard day 😭💀

lmfao her lying on the road is a little hilarious, someone paint this

bar is on the floor but the rich girl getting out of the car makes me already feel a little positively about her

lmao the driver being #real. be careful while crossing the roads besties !

she's offering kitty a ride!

Yuri heard the ' i'm here to surprise him and he has no idea i moved here' and is giving her the exact look that we all did when we heard her

my girl kitty has 0 boundaries but she also already has friend so

the songs in this show up until now just play out of NOWHERE

are they both dating Dae

I love how American this show lowkey feels 💀

his eyes are sparkling !!!

this show is straight out of wattapad

my girl Yuri is being interrogated for possibly having a girlfriend. support yuri initiative increases to 100%. she calls her dad daddy, it reduces by 13%.

Yuri's mother serving a little like i love her voice. ofc she's in Kitty's mom's album. KITTY no don't walk over to her already 😭😭😭 oh drama

I am 100% distracted by these beds, WHY do they look so cool 😭😭😭 although I'd be scared of falling off

the voiceover needs to be a little louder for me personally but I think we're about to get a montage !!! (ignore my ramblings a little i keep waiting for the rom com moments to jump out)

KITTY IS THAT A DYSON

she looks so cute !!! the hair !!! let me ignore the neon sleeves

wait is this actually happening or is she in a dream sequence rn this was so random 💀 give me a little blur all eyes focused on you moment

wait that actually happened ??? they weren't even THAT excited

now where did Yuri come from 💀

oh this is deadass not a dream sequence

Yuri is not dating Julianna, Yuri rating now drops to 13%.

she was dating Dae after all

why is no one emoting or being a little serious about this 💀 it is so casual

I mean Kitty is emotionally walking away but this is truly a terrible moment??? heighten the drama a little. the director of this show, when i catch you !!!

Jennifer Arnold bring in some emotions please 😭💀🙏

the pacing has been terrible but we move. second episode here i come

[nampeung]

The thing about NEWS uploading all their old PVs is, I watch them again and I see some of the cringe that I didn't see back then. I mean, I STILL LOVE IT SO MUCH. These songs and dances... I love all of them! Just... were they going for a male Morning Musume at that point? Because I SWEAR you could put a Momusu song from back then over this MV and it would fit it perfectly. The dramatic camera close ups and how they look into the camera, the dances and outfits, the little passage where they play around totally unrelated to anything??

Also... That one outfit kind of screams "Yamapi and those other guys" to me. Why is he the only one with a white sweater and the others are divided in team yellow and blue? XD

And wow, the RyoUchi agenda. <3 <3 I forgot how strong they were. I think this is the last MV with baby Tegoshi. In Cherish, he's already starting to shine more and gets more parts. Aaaah... I love them all so much. It's so great to have more of them on Youtube now. <3 I'm so happy. ;_;

[thegoodceai]

Five players wow! Thats a lot to convert to the "Devil's Game" I love that, congrats! From the handful of games I've gotten to play, I've flipped back and forth between using content that I've made for Stories and using the things that happened to place in the Stories; have you gotten to flesh out more of your fantasy adventure through dnd or vice versa?

Yesss, IF so goood. I'm definitely gonna check out those, I've had Project Hadea cross my dash a couple of times but as always know Of things not what they're about, but if u like em I definitely gotta check em out ^-^. The Passenger was a surprise hit for me, I personally suck at replaying for multiple endings/routes but that one I definitely wanna.

Ayyo! Nice! Even if nothings out yet, I still know it takes a lot of effort and ye is hard to even work up the confidence to put it out there, so I'm proud of you! I can't wait! If nothing else you'll have at least one fan, and it's always good even if you're just making it for yourself <3. Woulddd/have you considered making it an IF or do you have a more 'linear' story in mind?

Oooo nioce! I've saved scummed, and crash and stuck in sidestep is Rough, omg the good/bad angst lol. I've played twice but keep being 'too bad' for folks to want to bust sidestep out lul. I loveee reluctant villains, they're so good. I'm a big fan of playing sidestep as 'fated' but reluctant, like feels they can't stop but wants someone (cough ortega) to stop them. I've tiptoed into the fully evil sidestep, it's veryyyy rough but if you love angst I highly recommend, oh jeez just the reactions.

I feel u lol. We tend to name pets along with food names, but the hilarity of a Cat named like Kevin is just too great. Clementine is a beautiful name and a dumb orange cat would be grateful to have it lol.

Ahh fair enough. It sounds like it was a good series for the time, at the very least a good stepping stone and formative! I'm interested to see how much that might be reflected in your own writing. At the very least, thank you for sharing how important it is/was to you <3 :))).

Again thank yew for answering my questions and replying to all my paragraphs with paragraphs lol

asdfaf yeah, i love my friends to death but they are Chaotic players. it's been a journey. if nothing else, i've learned quite a bit of improv, and fleshing out our homebrew setting helped me organize my writing quite a bit (especially my outlines). for the most part, i try to keep stuff separate tho, even if sometimes some things bleed over (like, NPC traits, or city structures or stuff like that), but the stories are completely different in both the general setting, and the vibes.

Project Hadea just updated and i read it last night and. god. so good. definitely check it out.

it started out as a linear story, and mostly for fun, but the more i added to it, the more other possible outcomes and scenarios started to make themselves known and. i am kinda considering making it into IF format. idk yet, i am waiting to have it more fleshed out (like, actually written, not just outlines and bulletpoints and scenes that aren't yet tied to each other)

aaaah the good angst. i will definitely play an evil route with sidestep. hopefully soon, i started replaying Baldur's Gate again and the Hyperfixation is. very strong.

unfortunately naming pets with human names seems to start to be a tradition with my friends. we already have a cat in the group named Mike (he truly is the definition of no thoughts, head empty. i love my furry nephew so much). some other friends recently rescued a stray kitty and named her Maia (which we all know several people with that name). the other pets that are relatively close to the group are either named after food, or have very literal cat and dog names (my aunt got a cat and she named him Motan. which is just "male cat" in romanian. truly like naming your cat Cat)

thank u for being so indulging lol <3 it's been fun to rant with someone on this hellsite again 🖤🖤🖤