#/j :)

[angelofchaos001]

Listen to it, clearly

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[bithcisweartogod]

imagine trying to defy the laws of space and time for a man only for him to call another man pretty right in front of you 😭

[trappedinacomputer]

Pili: "your straight ass is gonna get cancelled so quick"

Pangi: "speaking of which, can you add me back on discord?"

Pili: "I don't know, can you beg for it?"

...

Pili: "ITS NOT MY FAULT EVERYTHING I DO IN MINECRAFT IS GAY"

[aggrorat]

Okay but when I do it I'm "in denial" 🙄

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

[aracnidaarmagedon]

JAMES GUNN, REVIVE NINA FOR S2 OF CREATURE COMMANDOS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[miyamiwu]

Bless Vein for bringing out the silly in Xia Fei~

Xia Fei before Vein:

Xia Fei after Vein:

He also looks happier and more confident in general <3

With Vein behind him, Xia Fei gets to be more carefree and actually act his age 🥹

[yourbasicqueerie]

she’s two apples and a half tall acc please fix this inhumane mistake

[michoislost]

what kind of FREAK likes snacks?? never meet your idols i guess because apparently they're all disgusting.

I could be alone in this .. but um...

fuck, I'll just say it

does anyone on this site like snacks

[udaiaco]

The silliness of your art…..it’s healing my soul….

oh really? well, fuck you then

*unsillies your soul*

no more silliness, i've had enough.

[writer-rider-flirty-thirties]

Also...

Dang it, Squid Game. I made it through season 1 without shipping anyone but now I can't stop looking at the wonderful art and hcs under the #001x456 tag on x/Twitter (and about to do the same here)?!? It's wild, I tell you - I want them to kiss and then kill each other - WILD!

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

hey in a few years when i die under mysterious and possibly magical circumstances and my family is doing a sale of all my things, do you think my shadow build-a-bear will go for a lot bc it's a limited edition and everyone loves it OR do we think it will be cheap because it has a snapcube quote in the soundbite OR is that gonna improve the sales actually

[totally-ikea]

“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

[cloned-sheep97]

WOW. death got breast implants

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[bunjywunjy]

I'm going to attend a two-day geology conference wearing these

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.