#/SERMON!!! ^-^

[friendli-rose]

} hello dear rose🌹 :] I believe i have just found your blog. You are a very lovely follower. I thought I'd give you my personal thanks since I have found you! Have a wonderful day <3 -sermon

Oh my gosh!1!1!! Thank you so much, Sermon! I'm so glad you found me!1!! It's so nice to see you!!!! Hi!1!!1!!! You're so nice!!!1!! <333 I hope you have a wonderful day too!1!!!

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[liberalsarecool]

Today's Republican Christians would accuse migrant Jesus of eating pets and taunt his single mother with 'your body, my choice'.

They would wear 'I can't breathe' shirts to the crucifixion.

#SundaySermon

[sweetheartsoldier]

Tired of stories where the author worldbuilds a whole religion only to chicken out at the last moment by making the main character a skeptic. You mean to tell me that there’s all this richness in lore and culture, but you’ve trapped me with the one person in this society who doesn’t care about it? So bland. I could meet an agnostic easily enough by walking down the street, but your story is my one chance to hear the perspective of someone who follows whatever religion you’ve contrived. You made this whole world; convince me that your character really is from there.

[sheepstiel]

all the people coming back to spnblr on november fifth are like people going to church only for christmas

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Paul Sermon

Telematic Dreaming, 1992

[theriverbeyond]

bouncing on it in a way that honors the bond unbroken between necromancer and cavalier in acknowledgement of the equality granted to us by God

[wolfythewitch]

isaac

[queenlucythevaliant]

Chiming in on the Bad Christian Art discourse. Christian art is bad when

A) It's trying to be a sermon rather than a work of art and

B) The sermon is bad

[smellroy]

Irving and Manson because I believe in the power of friendship.

Stuck sitting in the back together during Franklin’s Sunday Service (manson is too big to sit in the front and Irving sits there because…hmmmm….)

[angeltreasure]

God doesn’t tolerate you, He loves you.

[infernal-lamb]

the lamb: yall mind if i explode into tentacles

havin a little fun with the lamb and potential tentacle body horror because i think sometimes they should be gross. why SHOULDN'T these God creatures be an affront to the nature of creation

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[liberalsarecool]

#SundaySermon

[silversoulsociety]

They say you can’t let her outrun you at any cost! If you lose a race against Turbo Granny, you’ll be cursed!

Dan Da Dan E1

[havelocks]