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} hello dear rose🌹 :] I believe i have just found your blog. You are a very lovely follower. I thought I'd give you my personal thanks since I have found you! Have a wonderful day <3 -sermon
Oh my gosh!1!1!! Thank you so much, Sermon! I'm so glad you found me!1!! It's so nice to see you!!!! Hi!1!!1!!! You're so nice!!!1!! <333 I hope you have a wonderful day too!1!!!
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons#religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so#personal
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Today's Republican Christians would accuse migrant Jesus of eating pets and taunt his teen mother with 'your body, my choice'.
They would wear 'I can't breathe' shirts to the crucifixion.
#SundaySermon
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Tired of stories where the author worldbuilds a whole religion only to chicken out at the last moment by making the main character a skeptic. You mean to tell me that there’s all this richness in lore and culture, but you’ve trapped me with the one person in this society who doesn’t care about it? So bland. I could meet an agnostic easily enough by walking down the street, but your story is my one chance to hear the perspective of someone who follows whatever religion you’ve contrived. You made this whole world; convince me that your character really is from there.
#looking at you#t. kingfisher#i wanted to know about gallacian sermons but easton just tuned the whole thing out
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all the people coming back to spnblr on november fifth are like people going to church only for christmas
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Sweet to imagine there's an afterlife... 😇
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Paul Sermon
Telematic Dreaming, 1992
#paul sermon#video art#art installation#new media art#projector screen#surrealism#surrealist art#contemporary art
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bouncing on it in a way that honors the bond unbroken between necromancer and cavalier in acknowledgement of the equality granted to us by God
#trb.txt#rereading the sermon on necrocav tonight. somebody stop cris and alfred before the sex toy phrase catches on thanks#the locked tomb#necrocav#tlt thoughts#x
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isaac
#art#sketch#comic#religion#christianity#our sermon last week was about the story of isaac#and i found it disconcerting how enthusiastically they praised abraham's resolve to give up his son#and i can't fault him. god told him to#but sometimes i wonder how isaac felt#handing him the wood to burn at his altar#wolfy religious tedtalks#anyways i swear my other pride month drawings will be more cheerful HAHA
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They say you can’t let her outrun you at any cost! If you lose a race against Turbo Granny, you’ll be cursed!
Dan Da Dan E1
#dandadan#dan da dan#dandadanedit#turbo granny#ken takakura#She’s an ICON!! love you turbo grannyyyyy#userartless#userdabiluna#userinahochi#usertorichi#useradrienne#sermons#usermoonz#anisource#fyanimegifs#anime#anime gif#oroedits
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I love how arcane s2 just nullifies whatever it was saying within the same season or the show in general. “Forgiveness is what breaks the cycle of violence” (—said by Silco) except ALL the families in Piltover that were responsible for Zaun’s desperation returned to the table with the same prejudice, certain to outvote Sevika and maintain the brutal status quo. Also, Mel didn’t defeat Ambessa with the power of forgiveness. Her whole triumph was becoming the fearsome violent Wolf like her mother, wasn’t it? The cycle didn’t break, it just restarted. “The violence endemic to human nature is inescapable” (—said by Viktor) unless you’re Jinx apparently, where you can just hop on a balloon and fly elsewhere, or marry a rich woman like Vi 😘 “Our flaws are what make us beautiful, we are whole as we are/not broken” (—said by Jayce) unless you’re Jinx, then your mental illness is the cause of destruction and your family would be better off without you. “Love (not survival/prejudice) is the motivation of our most horrible actions” because that’s the only reason anyone did good/horrible things—for the daughters! Not for economic gain, personal ambition, or out of survival it was LOVE ALL ALONG (FYI, in Season 1, the daughters were meant to demonstrate the consequences of the actions of their parents and critique their philosophies, NOT be the cause of their parents actions). “Accept the inevitability of change/death” just not when it comes to the status quo. “There’s no prize to perfection and all pursuits must end” cool, but the pursuit was completely worthless apparently so who even cares if it ends at this point? Hextech was apparently created by Jayce and Viktor to be destroyed by Jayce and Viktor whose goal was to make the world a better place. They just made the world worse and fucked off. So now what? Literally what was the point?
S2 wouldn’t be so incoherent if it was having anywhere near the same discussions as S1. The two seasons are talking about very different things with significantly different characters.
#arcane critical#arcane season 2#arcane#arcane meta#arcane s2#the stupidest scene was wizard viktor’s speech to Jayce actually#even more than silco’s cell sermon#arcane spoilers
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Chiming in on the Bad Christian Art discourse. Christian art is bad when
A) It's trying to be a sermon rather than a work of art and
B) The sermon is bad
#you can get away with Thinly Veiled Sermon Mascarading As Art if the underlying sermon is an actual banger#but In Our Modern Era those are few and far between#basically it needs to be in quadrents 1 2 or 4 of the good/bad art vs theology graph#pontifications and creations#sunday school kid
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Irving and Manson because I believe in the power of friendship.
Stuck sitting in the back together during Franklin’s Sunday Service (manson is too big to sit in the front and Irving sits there because…hmmmm….)
#the sermon is very sad (why would Cain do that to Abel… that’s so mean..)#he got eaten by a big fish…that’s so scary aaauugh#alternate storyline is Manson is sad that his Bible got thrown overboard#Dw he and Irving will share#GUYS TRUST ME THEY CAN BE FRIENDS….#EVEN IF I HAVE TO MOULD IT WITH MY BARE HANDS#amc the terror#the terror#my art#john irving#Magnus manson#jirving#artists on tumblr#the terror fanart
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#SundaySermon
'Fake Christian' is the largest denomination in America.
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God doesn’t tolerate you, He loves you.
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Me and my partner have been rocked by the "Christian theology is an attempt to find places where the Sermon on the Mount doesn’t apply" quote you shared the other day. It's come up so often in conversation both irl and online. However, I've been trying to find this quote to no avail. You wouldn't be willing to take a second pass and see if you can find it, would you? Please?
The exact quote is way better than my paraphrase, unsurprisingly:
"In my most cynical moments, I sometimes think that the whole structure of Christian theology seems like an elaborate ruse to escape the unambiguous obligations set forth in the Sermon on the Mount."
Fred Clark, July 31, 2009
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