i love dps fics where the guys are all super poetic and wise in their speech cause it’s very pretty and it reads well but also there’s two virgin jokes sub thirty minutes in the movie so i think we should all remember that they’re 17 sometimes
me: uhh yeah, i guess sword/shield were kinda terrible i dunno it’s whatever ahahaha *dozens of sword/shield themed spotify playlists fall out of my pockets* oh shit wait hang on, let me just *bends down* *thousands of chairman rose photos scatter everywhere* wait fuck dammit FUCK *more rose photos fall out and a tidal wave of giovanni/rose aus and fanart *panicking* GOD WAIT FUCK—