#//sorry

[allsnarker]

saw this for another ship and was compelled

[martinblackwoodofficial]

//hey so these 2 very cool ppl i know are rping the jane prentiss incident but with their gerry archivist au can i rope you into it? If yes, you can look on my profile to get up to speed, but tldr you’re trapped in your house with jane outside just like in canon//

Julian falls from the sky, landing with an ‘oof’ on Martin’s front lawn. He sees Jane and her worms outside the door and starts, hoping she didn’t notice him. He falls back into his domain and returns to @gerry-the-archivist and @wren-of-the-flock .

*Martin's trapped. He's curled up underneath a blanket, headphones on with nothing playing just in an attempt to make the knocking stop. His attention is however gathered from the noise of Julian landing on the lawn, going to look out a window...*

*and nothing. He flinches as the knocking increases, before deciding to go back to hiding under his blankets*

[divorced-slenderman]

I've been out here so divorced you have. No clue.

[all-mighty-axle-arc]

hey i'm back! accidentally found my lost phone while making my way to the store :D

weirdly enough, my phone feels tacky, but i don't see any substantial damage on it yet, so i think we're good!!

[theashen-fox]

Christmas in Hell - @notxyourxdevilxdoll

Having gotten a grasp of what Christmas was while in Hell—mostly secondhand—Ash could get a general idea of what Angel was feeling down about. Still, he of all people knew that sometimes it was better to be left alone. So he approached Angel—making sure not to startle him—and asked, “You mind if I join you, amore?”

[naranja-uva-student-council]

No! Absolutely not! Not a snowball's chance in hell!

...Leave...

...Now...

[venti-the-drunken-bard]

Hey, Venti, hanging in there?

-Cyrus/@shouldvediedawhileago

“As usual!”

[gothamsvampirebat]

Would you be willing to answer a couple of questions at least? To sate my appetite before I leave you be? If not that's completely fine.

-🧬

No. However, if I get word that you’ve bothered my family, we will be in touch.

[kyogre-eater]

Hey, Pinky. Dad duty: Nugget has something to tell you, be calm when he does it okay? He's nervous.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

If he's gay I don't care I'm not homophobic

[thebolter1904]

hehe

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[ask-the-attorneys]

to any of the gavins;

how in the fuck do you style your hair like that

[Kristoph]

I twist it and add some hairspray. Not rocket science.

[Apollo]

Except it, uh, doesn't make any sense, sir…

[Kristoph]

Oh, you're one to talk.

[hyacinthe-thefalcon]

Important question, big spoon or little spoon?

That’s not something I wish to share. Let’s just say only the deserving know of such details, and sadly, you’re not among them. I do wish you the best, though—just without that knowledge.

[tealeavesandthorns]

//I was trying to do replies tonight but it's firework night in the UK and I hate fireworks but also my poor pooch is so upset by them this year so I'm going to curl up next to him under some big thick blankets and read.

[despairs-memorial]

I genuinely just... lost a lot of drive to use the muses on this one, but at the same time, I don't feel like it's fair to just drop these threads. So, I'm going to just... put everything on hold until I can muster up something for them. I'm sorry, really, just... even thinking of an in character response for some of these is tiring right now.

[fellowhonest]

"You like apples, right?" They say, pushing an apple into his hands before (gently) offering Gidel one as well. "Welcome to the dorm. You want a room on the ground floor or upper floor? And no, you can't turn the building into an attraction. I won't stop the ghosts from pranking you if you try." (From the Director)

" You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away ! " he hums in a sing-a-song tune as the apple in his hands is thrown for a spin, safely landing right back into his hand and rolling smoothly across his whole arm and coming onto the other. Warm orange hues glance at the other apple rolling towards Gidel as the child gently stops the apple on the table then silently glances up at him. A small nod of his head is granted and the child offers him a warm smile back and takes the apple into his hands, wasting no time in taking a few bites.

" Tsk figures, oh come on my friend, where is your entrepreneur spirit ! You have a nice little spot on your hands, you should make the most out of it ! "