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[Coda]

How would we give you credit for this in the first place?

*Coda also joins in investigating.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Eleanor]

Agreed. If you're going to complain, at least make yourself useful while you do it.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Eleanor]

Fair point... He's really a piece of shit.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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//Even more incorrect quotes

Very long version

Eleanor: But what about Carmen?

Oliver: Don't worry about them.

Oliver: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

Carmen: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Carmen: What an idiot.

Carmen: *realizes it's Cadence*

Carmen: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Mortimer: Sonia is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Mitchell: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

Oliver: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Coda: It was me...

Oliver: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Dev: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Tendo: Dev, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Dev: ...

Tendo: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Dev: ...

Tendo: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Dionysus: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

Irene/Sebastian: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

Mitchell: What are you up to today?

Arpeggio: Nothing.

Mitchell: But you did that yesterday!

Arpeggio: I wasn’t finished.

Oliver, texting Eleanor: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Eleanor′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Eleanor, texting back: Fuck you.

Ferris: The wee-woo thingy?

Luna: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Arpeggio: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Dev: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Eleanor: Marry me.

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//More incorrect quotes

Coda: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Arpeggio: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

Celeste : But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Mitchell : There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Oliver: What’s up with you?

Luna: What do you mean?

Oliver: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

Seonhee : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Cadence: It was Mitchell.

Irina: It was Mitchell.

Oliver: Mitchell broke it.

Mitchell:

Mitchell: ...yOU PROMISED-

Cadence: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Arpeggio: What? No good morning?

Cadence: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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[Eleanor]

It's amazing that Nico's still got his job, honestly. If I were in charge, he would be unemployed by now...

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Eleanor]

Apparently he was a real superstitious guy, regular client of Reigen's... supposedly he said something to absolutely ruin Reigen's reputation, but what that is, I wouldn't know.

... Reigen's reputation wasn't really amazing in the first place, though.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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//Trying to figure out who's descended from who in Ace Attorney is like trying to figure out who reincarnated into who between JoJo universes

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[Eleanor]

We're waiting on the autopsy right now, so we don't know the cause of death yet. We've got a name, though, Cameron Sinclair.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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*Eleanor was right, there really wasn't much of anything there. Nothing much out of the ordinary, anyway.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Eleanor]

Not much. Whoever did this covered their tracks pretty damn well.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Coda]

Where'd that nickname come from?

["Mob"]

Reigen.

[Coda]

Why am I not surprised?

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Shigeo]

Well... most of what I remember is seeing the guy that did it trying to cover it up... getting rid of their weapon and that kind of thing.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Coda]

We've both done some insane shit in court, I think he'll be fine, Ryuk. Besides, egotistical bastards aren't exactly an uncommon occurrence around here...

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Reigen]

I trust that you can do your job, so sure.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Reigen]

These two kids called Shigeo and Ritsu Kageyama, they're-

[Coda]

You're trying to make kids testify in a murder trial?!

[Reigen]

Let me explain! Basically, they're psychic, and they work with me in the exorcisms and crap when it's something I can't do.

[Coda]

...Yeah. Totally believable. Whatever, I guess. I've seen weirder.

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.

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[Reigen]

I mean, there were two of them, but they were with me at the time, so...

[The Wright Anything Agency, an office where the most unique cast of lawyers is found. And just entering the office again, holding a grocery bag in his right hand, is arpeggio Turner, one of the lawyers from the agency.]

Arpeggio: “Im back, and I brought the stuff you asked me to get you from the store coda. I swear that it took months just to get one bottle of that damn brand of beer. It better have been worth the hours i spent waiting in line.”

[As Arpeggio puts the bag down on the nearest table he could find, he hears nobody. No coda, no Elizabeth, not even hades.]

Arpeggio: (…..oh yeah, hades is sleeping, and Elizabeth must be working at her home right now…..coda though, well he could be in another dimension, wouldn’t put it past the bastard after he told me that story of the strange dimension he want to…..what was it called again? Doesn’t matter.)

[He just sits at his desk and looks over case files to pass the time, until something interesting happens.]

*Eventually, Arpeggio heard a knock at the door.

[Oliver]

Hey. Anyone in there?

*...After saying that, Oliver comes in without permission.