#//slams head into pillow// so much for ‘insanity over’ h u h . . .

[deus-ex-mona]

goodnight~~~~~~~~~~

[draco-and-tom]

Could you do a NSFW alphabet for Charlie Weasley, please? 🥺💖

A/N: Hello! I’m sorry that your request took so long. I just wasn’t feeling motivated and when I was felt the need to get my shit together(really staying true to my house lmao). Anyways, enjoy!

WARNINGS: Mentions of sex

A- After Care (how they act after)

He’s so sweet afterward. He won't shut up about how beautiful you are, the words just keep spilling from his lips.

B- Body Part (Their favorite parts of your/their body, sexual or not)

His-

Charlie’s favorite part of his own body would have to be his chest and stomach. They are pretty toned, but not too muscly and he’s glad that he doesn't feel the need to hide it.

Yours-

Charlie loves all of your body, just the way one part compliments everything else. He finds you gorgeous and can't decide.

C- Cum (read at your own risk just….cum)

Charlie loves to cum down your throat. It’s hard for him not to get hard again just by watching you swallow. It drives him insane when he feels your thighs shake against him after you're finished. He’s always proud of what he can do to you.

D- Do’s and Don'ts (What they like and hate during)

Do’s- Tug on his hair at literally any time. Before, during, after. He doesn’t care but he finds it so hot and loves pulling yours a bit too. Don'ts-  Don’t look away from him unless your eyes are squeezed shut or he tells you to. He wants both of you to see the other’s reactions.

E- Experience (have they done this before)

Charlie was experienced when he met you and will admit he’s had plenty of awesome sex, but nobody has ever been as addicting as you.

F- Favorite Positions(s) (where they like it ;))

Charlie’s Favorite position by far would have to be the cat position. When you're in this position he can make you cum so quick, over and over again till he sees tears streaming down your face.

G- Goofy (do they joke around during sex)

Charlie jokes around a bit but is cockier than anything. “Darling…. My eyes are up here”

H- Hair (are they groomed)

Charlie doesn't feel the need to trim/shave his pubes, why put in that much effort for something that only you are going to see? He knows you don't mind. The carpet does in fact match the drapes.

I- Intimacy (are they romantic during)

Charlie is almost always romantic with you during sex. He just wants you to know how much he loves you.

J- Jerking off (masturbation)

Charlie loves to masturbate with you in the room and gives you no other choice than to touch yourself. He loves the full view.

K- Kink(s) (what are they into)

He enjoys stimulation, hickies, and thigh riding is so hot to him.

L- Location (where do they have the most fun)

Literally anywhere. He wants others to hear how he’s making you feel but doesn’t want them to see you, that's only for him.

M- Motivation (turn-ons)

If Charlie wasn’t so dominant he’d beg you to pull his hair.

N- No (something they would never do)

He would never force you to try something you weren't comfortable with.

O- Oral (giving/receiving)

This man is the king of oral. He knows what to do and how to do it, and you always finish quickly unless he’s teasing. He enjoys tasting you but normally stops before you can finish because he wants inside of you so bad.

P- Pace (how fast do they go?)

He tends to go fast, but there are some nights where you both feel the need to be soft and show all of your love.

Q- Quickies (their opinion on quick sex)

Charlie is all for quickies as long as both of you know it’s not just about sex.

R- Risk (What will they try)

Charlie is v e r y open about his kinks and is open to trying almost anything.

S- Stamina (# of rounds)

Charlie can normally go for about three rounds with you.

T-Toys (do they own any)

Charlie has a couple of vibrators for many reasons. He thinks it’s funny to tease you all day.

U- Unfair (do they like teasing/being teased)

Charlie loves teasing you and seeing your every reaction to the things he does but tends to become impatient if you do the same.

V- Volume (How loud they are)

Charlie is very vocal. He wants you to know how good you’re doing and what better way to do that than grunting your name as he practically slams into you?

W- Wild Card (random headcanon)

Like I said….. Thigh riding. Sometimes you’ll be sitting with your back against his chest and the first thing he does is situate his knee between your legs and tries to get you off, most of the time in front of others.

X- X-ray (size)

Six is all I'm gonna say.

Y- Yearning (how often do they want you)

Charlie tends to get really horny at least once a week, but he doesn't necessarily need sex to fix the situation.

Z- ZzZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

As soon as he’s done ranting about how perfect you are his head hits the pillow and he’s almost immediately asleep….. Lucky ginger.

[jrueships]

The vampire Russ thoughts you have given out are 😌. He def speaks in a Dracula sort of way sometimes, idk if it’s just me

BUT the main reason for this ask is for some redacted Marcus/giannis thoughts. Or some Chris Paul/ others thoughts, in honor of the finals being almost over!

He is DEFINITELY Dracula core LMAO like dark academia fancy man but... with more fashion

Like... you cannot show me This and NOT tell me he's a fancy possible vampire kin WNDNSKNX

I'm just like. Obsessed with russ as a whole. I know some people don't like him and for valid reasons but like... he's so?? Interesting??? On the court he is unhinged but off the court he's just ?? Chill. Like basketball is anger therapy for him and when hes done with it, he's done LMAO. He sits all fancy and elegantly sips his wine from a glass and braids his kids' hair like!!! King shit man! After a hard day's work of screeching on court, he can lounge back on his throne and speak softly in his weird little mafia king pin sounding sweet voice: totally unbothered. Like!!!! That's so enigmatic to me!!he's so interesting !!!! A truly magnificent Dracula man...

OKAY BUT ABOUT. .... THEM....

HMM....

I think they're a lot like john/trae where they're definitely on the VERGE of being sexy together when they're having sex... but their goofy personalities just ruin the moment (not for them but for normal humans who don't laugh at every single thing LMAO) ... BUT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS... I just don't know if it's HOT. Yknow like those are my fav ships. When they have sex but they don't have to have like... the perfect porno version of sex where everything is always hot and perfect and?? Yeah LMAO. I like when they're a bit more realistic and have to pause and ask if something is ok like?? Idk!!that's my shit! Idk maybe that's just me???

ANYWAYS REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED...

Okay. We all know about Mr. Foreplay at night Antetokounmpo. And we ALSO know how much raw short king energy Marcus exudes... I feel like on those special nights, maybe after a hard fought game where they're both competitively Pissed at each other (giannis moreso than Marcus.)... the goofiness is flown out the window for just. Straight up fierce, competitive sex. Whoever c*ms first loses. AJBDJS just practically wrestling. Like.. picture after a Celtics bucks game. Marcus has been bothering giannis nonstop with his defense and giannis is fucking. Mad. Nostrils flared, shoulders hunched up. He hasn't been getting any foul calls and the refs have not been on his side at All during the Marcus defense. In fact, they found it amusing how a 6'3 man can stop a Greek Giant. And they aren't the only ones laughing, because everytime Giannis turns back to look at the little defender... he's got the widest grin with two taunting smile lines adjacent.

Oh hell no.

After a tiresome game, normal players would have went straight to their hotel to take a long nap... but giannis wasn't Normal people. He's storming right into the Celtics locker room, right as Marcus is sending away some straggler rookies from the locker because he Already Knows what's gonna go down.

Giannis has the politeness to wait for everyone to leave before walking Marcus so far into his locker that the defender's knees buckle and he has to sit literally inside the locker looking up at Giannis's looming form. Two big hands at each side of the locker, Giannis cranes himself down at just. Glares at Marcus and his permanent smug smile. Normal people would have shit their pants if they saw this 6'11 man staring like he wanted to rip their intestines straight from their body, but Marcus wasnt normal people. He just grins a big toothed smile and states matter-of-the-factly "you played like shit today."

Next thing he knows, he's smirking at Giannis eye to eye level now that Giannis has him slammed high up a wall, supporting his lower half with strong arms. Marcus's legs wrap around and his hands are already trying to claw marks into the other's skin, tearing at the jersey. Marcus digs into Giannis's back, as if it was the only latch he had onto life. He doesn't care that Giannis has to tighten the hold when he leans over to try and rip a bite into his carrier's neck, in fact, he Likes making Giannis struggle for it. For him.

So yeah, in short, they have locker room sex.

AS FOR LIKE.... just in general ideas of them doing redacted UHHHH

Marcus Definitely gives Giannis lapdances.

But he's got rules that are held in place with an iron fist. Sometimes he says that Giannis can't touch him or he'll have to bind Giannis down into a chair to keep him steady while Marcus Gets To Work. Of course, giannis laughs it off and promises that he won't lay a finger on Marcus. It's simple, all he's gonna do is just dance on his lap? He won't disturb that. Nothing bothers the Greek Freak.

So Marcus keeps him to his promise and climbs into his lap. And straddles him. And he does one long R o l l of his hips, right down where Giannis is feeling the hottest and

O h .

γαμήσω..

Giannis WANTS to keep his hands at his side, wants to keep them steady but Marcus's hips are Right there just Right There and his body is Right there and his bright smile is Right There and his cute freckled face is grinning Right There and he's so close and . Fuck he's so close. He's so fucking close-

Giannis whines and pleads and begs and gives his best puppy eyes. But Marcus holds him to his promise despite it all.

And then, to make Giannis squirm even more, the shirt comes off and Giannis can see just a Hint of a bare skinned hip peeking out from Marcus's pants and Oh Fuck. He's gotta. He's gotta.

Marcus is so slow with his dancing, planting kisses so sweet like he wasn't the one killing Giannis. Like he was playing unaware at what he was doing to Giannis. It was so hot and Marcus was Right there and it'd be so easy to. Just can he Please take off his pants? Both of them? Please? The underwear is constricting everything and it's so- he's so close. Fuck. He's so close. And-

Y e a h . So marcus gives Giannis lapdances.

In sex, they both kinda take turns teasing the other. Even when Giannis is smothering Marcus deep into the mattress with each thrust, Marcus always finds the energy to twist his head back and snicker at how concentrated Giannis is, how sweaty his face is. If Giannis tries to shut him up by sticking his fingers down his everyapping jaw, Marcus simply responds by biting. Still, Giannis takes it as a challenge and responds with his own quips, finding the most success during the aftercare when Marcus is too tired to retort.

After cleaning themselves off in the shower (and having a mini towel whip fight), they both cuddle under the covers. Marcus and Giannis both attempt to be the big spoon, usually ending up with their limbs tangled under the sheets. Giannis whispers about how much he liked seeing Marcus's eyes roll, about how cute his noises were. And Marcus just mutters for him to shut up and weakly hits him with a pillow.

AND FINALLY... just mini thoughts about them..

- giannis sometimes speaks Greek when he gets Really into sex. And he mumbles songs in Greek while he sleeps. Sometimes Marcus wakes up from a nightmare, stays up for a bit, but then hears the faint murmuring of an odd tune sang from his boyfriend's sleepy lips... and it lulls him back to rest.

- as much as giannis prides himself over being a Greek Freak, he's honestly not All that freaky. Just has a high sex drive, really. So does Marcus so their restless libidos work in tune.

- giannis likes pulling at Marcus's braids and trying to undo them. Marcus fucking kills him for it though LMFAO

- giannis does have a 'ring for blowjob' bell. Sometimes Marcus throws it at him if he's not feelin it JABDJAB

- giannis calls Marcus "stinky" in greek but says that it means "I love you" in greek

- giannis is still trying to introduce 'sexy roleplay' into the bedroom but it just ends up spiraling into two theater kids trying to act out their theater kid dreams

ANYWAYS... YEAH... they THEM. A very teasing kinda... unstoppable force vs unmovable rock KABDJSN UHHHH yeah! Those are my redacted marcus/giannis thoughts LMAO. I HOPE U LIKE IT LITTLE ANON!!

I WILL REBLOG THIS WITH CP3 CONTENT SOON!!!!!!!!!! busy rn so if this sounds insane it's because it is LMAO but YEAH. S o o n

[mrkis]

nsfw a to z analysis — jaehyun

A — Anal this isn’t jaehyun’s favourite but he isn’t opposed to it. there’s something about being inside your pussy that turns jaehyun a lot more than being in your ass, but that doesn’t mean that he would never do it.

B — Boobs jaehyun is straight up an ass man but he does appreciate your boobs so much, hands covering them when you’re spooning or taking it from behind. he also likes to rest his head on them, breathing in your scent as he plants small little kisses around your nipple.

C — Cum believe it or not, but jaehyun sometimes likes to get messy. seeing you painted in his cum makes him go crazy, he thrives off seeing your fucked out state while dripping in his cum.

D — Doggy Style a position that you both enjoy, especially jaehyun who likes to occasionally take you from behind. he loves pressing his hand down on your back to make you arch even more, scratching his nails down your skin and gripping your hips as he erratically slams into you

E — Eyes you know that look jaehyun does on stage or when he’s just feeling himself and looking at the camera? he gives you that look and it drives you insane. so, he absolutely loves eye contact and will constantly tell you to look at him.

F — Food you’re both not really interested with bringing food into the bedroom but whenever jaehyun takes you in the kitchen with nobody around, there’s always that possible chance that the whipped cream in the fridge ends up half empty.

G — G-spot he hits this repeatedly while dirty words spill from his lips. he enjoys turning you into a mess, a flustered mess. he loves the reaction he gets from you every time he hits that sweet little spot.

H — Hair jaehyun has flashed his abs so many times so we’ve all seen the small little happy trail that leads down to the goods. i don’t think he shaves, but he does keep it neat and trimmed, not too messy or out of control.

I — Initiative (who starts it all first) he definitely initiates more than you do, giving you looks and lingering touches. he likes to press his lips just below your ear when he’s hugging you to be subtle before whispering how much he wants you.

J — Jacking Off he spends most of his nights in hotel rooms and of course, he’s a young man, so he get horny pretty easily. he jacks off in the comfort of his own bed or the shower, his favourite is to facetime you when you’re both apart, showing you how badly he’s missing you.

K — Kink slight daddy kink, spanking, impregnate kink, praise kink (giving and receiving) 

L — Location anywhere in the dorms or your apartment is the go to location, but despite being an idol and knowing that he’s constantly being watched, jaehyun likes to try and fuck you in public places. mainly restaurant bathrooms or other peoples houses, just for fun 

M — Motivation the moment you play with his hair, it’s over. he loves the feeling of your fingers running through his hair a little too much, even if you’re doing it with pure innocent intentions, he still gets hard.

N — No jaehyun isn’t into the whole idea of sharing. you bring it up and he’ll immediately shut that shit down. he’ll apologise if you were into having threesomes but he will not do it. you are his and his only, no one else is going to do the things he does with you behind close doors

O — Oral a big fan on giving and receiving. he loves pleasuring you, he lives to pleasure you. he loves making you cum multiple times with just his mouth. but he also loves to watch you take him as deep as you can, one hand resting on the back of your head as he occasionally pushes you further down

P — Part (favourite body part) on him, it’s his arms. you love the way his arms bulge with his muscles as he holds you up while he fucks into you. or the veins that show when he fingers you. on you, it’s your thighs. he loves to grip them between his fingers, he loves to wrap them around his shoulders when he eats you out.

Q — Quickie he’d prefer proper sex over a quickie but when desperate times call for desperate measures, he wouldn’t say no. they usually occur just before a show, holding you up against a wall in a vacant dressing room while the boys are calling his name as they try to find him for the show.

R — Risk the only risky thing he would do is have car sex, nothing extreme. He wants you to ride him in the back seat of the car while his hands roam your body.

S — Stamina jaehyun has a lot of stanima, he could most definitely go for a long time. his goal is to make you cum with his fingers first, then is tongue and if he’s feeling extra generous, with his thigh, before he would make you cum with his dick

T — Toys jaehyun is the type of person that would rather you get off on him than toys. he’s the “either me or nothing” type. there might be an odd moment where he’d use his belt to tie your wrists together to stop you from touching yourself, but that’s only because that’s his job

U — Unfair he’s into teasing only if he thinks you deserve it. if you’ve been bad, you’re definitely going to have a long night of teasing until you can’t hold on any longer. if he’s in a good mood, or acting a little goofy, he’ll tease you for fun but only to a small extent.

V — Volume a mixture of grunts and groans. isn’t very loud, mainly makes the noises in your ear just for you but when he’s close to cumming, he’ll moan and he starts to get louder, but not too loud.

W — Wild Card you let out a whimper jaehyun’s pace quickened from behind, his hand coming down to your ass for the fifth which made you jerk forward, face buried into the pillows. you couldn’t push yourself up, your hands tied behind your back with one of jaehyun’s priceless belts, almost losing air to breathe until he gripped your hips to pull you upwards, your back coming in contact with his chest as he continued to pound into you. he chuckles darkly into your ear, teeth grazing your earlobe as he smirks. “told you, baby... i always win”

X — X-ray he has one of the biggest dicks in the group, more length than girth but it’s still the perfect size. 

Y — Yearning his sex drive is super high, similar with johnny. he can go for hours until he’s completely worn the two of you out.

Z — Zzz... jaehyun will check you over and make sure you’re okay before he goes to sleep. he’ll help you clean yourself up if you need it or even run you a warm soapy bath if you wanted.

[jetsandbennie]

roger taylor - nsfw alphabet.

i was desperate to do it. honestly. that’s it. i’ll probably do more alphabets, for different people, but here ya go for now.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Roger isn’t overly sappy after sex but he’s not a dick, either. Typically he’ll roll out of bed after a minute and grab a wet washcloth from the bathroom - if he wants to tease you he’ll let it drip on your skin and laugh as you squeal - or, sometimes, he’ll bury his face between your thighs and clean up the mess himself. The latter usually leads to another round, though.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Of you, Roger loves your hands and your thighs. Your hands, because he loves interlocking your fingers - innocently or while he’s on top of you, pinning you to the bed - and he loves what they can do to him. He likes your thighs because of how they feel over his shoulders, pressed against his ear, and how when he’s grabbing your ass he can trail his hand just a bit further down and grab your thighs too.

On himself Roger would, of course, say his dick, but he likes his hands, too. Likes that they can make you come, and they allow him to play the drums like a god. It’s a win-win situation.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves cumming inside of you. He’ll be thrusting in an out, groaning into your ear about how he’s gonna fill you up, before finally erupting inside you. He also likes cumming on your tits, so he can lean down and lap it up if he wants. He, of course, loves cumming on your ass. He’s pretty indifferent to your face - he’d only do it if you asked.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The idea of being pegged turns him on beyond belief. The thought of you, on your knees behind him as he’d been with you so many times, pushing into him in a way he’s never felt before … it was insane for him to imagine. You two haven’t gone that far - a finger, once, and you did find it curious how loud he moaned at it. Roger has been a bit too frightened to bring it up, so for now, fingers will have to do.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Roger’s been around the block many times. He’s extremely experienced.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Roger loves when you ride him. His hands on your waist, guiding you up and down. He loves when you get a bit tired, legs shaking, and then he’ll sit up, wrapping your legs around his waist, chest to chest, so he can slam his hips up into yours. He also loves taking you from behind. Roger will push your face down into the mattress, ass up, hands gripping your wrists together. When he fucks you from behind he loves cumming on your ass rather than inside of you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

I feel like it’s a mix. It’s not unbearably intense, and he’ll crack jokes through gritted teeth, mostly at your expense. Jokes about how needy you are, how desperate he’s been to fuck you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He trims but not much. He doesn’t care for grooming it much, but he’d do more if you asked.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

In the moment? It depends. Sometimes he’s purely going at it, snapping his hips against yours and groaning, but sometimes he’ll go slower, burying his face in your hair, kissing your face, murmuring into your ear.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When he’s with you, he doesn’t feel the need, unless it’s a thing you two have going on in the moment. On the road, if you don’t come with him, he’ll get off every night. He’s so used to fucking you every night that it’s practically been ingrained into his brain.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like he has four main kinks.

Hair pulling. This is a big one. Roger loves running his hands through your hair while you’re on your knees for him. Pulling your hair into a makeshift ponytail, guiding your mouth on his dick. He thrives on when he tugs too hard and you whine around him. He also loves getting his own hair pulled, while he’s balls deep inside of you, your hands pulling on his hair like it’s all you know how to do.

Spanking - he loves it. Loves when you ride him and he brings his hand down over the globes of your ass. When he’s fucking you from behind and you’re begging him for more, and the mix of a moan and a sob you let out when he smacks your ass is enough to send him over the edge.

Voyeurism & exhibitionism. I refuse to argue on this. Roger likes watching you get yourself off, whether it be by stripping you and sitting you on the bed and having you make yourself cum before he touches you or walking in on you while you’re getting off, and just standing, watching. If he knows someone is watching the two of you go at it, he’ll go harder than before, no matter who it is - as the boys had learned on a few separate occasions.

Daddy kink. Another big one, and honestly one that (jokingly) goes beyond non sexual bounds. You’ll call him daddy as a joke in public, with an eye roll after he bosses you around, and later he’ll push you up against the wall, hissing into your ear that you can’t fucking tease me like that in public. When you call him daddy in bed, it’s enough to make him cum immediately.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Literally anywhere. The bedroom, the bathroom, his dressing room, on stage after the audience cleared out. He doesn’t give a shit.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you in his clothes absolutely does it for him. When you wear his shirts to concerts he has to prevent himself from taking you in the middle of the crowd. Also, when you touch him in public - grabbing his arm, throwing a leg over his, hugging him. Any touch from you turns him on immediately.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would hate actually hurting you during sex. Degrading you is somewhat included in that - he doesn’t do it unless you tell him to - and he never wants to seriously harm you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Truthfully? Roger prefers giving. No matter the position, when his face is in your pussy, he feels completely at bliss. He loves kneeling on the ground with you on some sort of surface, legs spread around him, his hands holding your thighs up. His favourite position to eat you out is you sitting on his face, though. Roger loves feeling completely engulfed in you. As for skill, he’s an absolute god. I’ve made a separate post about this, but with his experience and absolute love for eating you out? He’s the best you’d ever had.

But, like every other guy, Roger loves receiving. When you give him head he’ll pull your hair back into a ponytail, maintaining clear eye contact with you. Bucking and rolling his hips into your mouth, thriving on the noises you make around him. He loves cumming in your mouth after fucking it, especially if you swallow it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Very 50/50. It absolutely depends on the situation. Quickies are always fast and rough, and when you have actual sex it’s generally slower. He loves both.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Roger fucking loves quickies, and he needs them, of course. When he’s at the studio and you tease him from the mixing room he’ll take you in the bathroom. When you’re at the bar or the club, he’ll fuck you in the back, in a dark booth. He doesn’t prefer quickies over proper sex but he doesn’t prefer proper sex either - he likes one better depending on his mood.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Roger will try anything once. He’s honestly down for anything.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can generally last 3-4 rounds, and he generally lasts a long enough time for you to cum at least twice before he has once.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He’ll use toys on you, but - as per his dirty secret - he’s a bit nervous about asking to have them used on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Roger Taylor is a motherfucking tease. He’ll pull you into the bathroom, get on his knees and eat you until you’re on the verge of cumming before standing up, smoothing his clothes, and leaving with a kiss on your forehead. He’ll finger you on the couch in the mixing room while the boys record, a pillow loosely thrown over your lap to ‘hide it,’ and then push you aside when he’s called in without sparing you the slightest glance. When you tease him though? He’ll grab your wrist from its spot on his thigh, giving you a ‘no bullshit’ stare, silently daring you to do more.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s loud. He’ll moan and groan and cry out in your ear, hissing and grunting and making every noise in the goddamn world no matter where you are. When you make noise, whimpering and whining and sobbing into his ear, it turns him on and spurs him to drive faster into you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

When you came onto the set of I Want to Break Free, he fucked you in his Rogerina outfit. He ate you out and fingered you before fucking you up against the wall, and it remained one of your favourite sexual endeavors with him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Brian didn’t call him the ‘biggest member’ for no reason.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s high. He’s a horny bitch. He’s always ready for you, no matter what. If, at any time, you turn to him and tell him you need to fuck him, he’s down and hard in an instant.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’ll clean you up and lie down with you, either talking for a little while or just sitting in silence. He doesn’t fall asleep immediately like an asshole - he generally makes sure you’re comfortable before trying to doze off.

[whaleyoufeedmenuggets]

Im too lazy to look at the questions so DO ALL OF THEM. (if you dont wanna then go on a random number generator and get 5 random numbers)

ITS REALLY LONG BUT I DID IT KJSHADJS HERE GOES i love oversharing my lifealso im putting a read more line bc its hella long

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

water bottles

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

ehhh depends on my mood. i’d say it’s (dark) chocolate most of the time (love that 70% dark chocolate mmMmMm)

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy!! except when it gets all over my face and hair o no

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

common report book comments included

- very active

- bright

- “the live wire of the class”

- usually distracted but still does well

- mischievous

- playful

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

bottles so that i can close it and save the rest for later and not have to chug it yeet

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

sportswear #sweatpantsalldayeveryday

7. earbuds or headphones?

def headphones but they’re inconvenient sometimes :/

8. movies or tv shows?

tv shows!! (also, my adhd ass can’t get through a movie without zoning out oops)

9. favorite smell in the summer?

i haven’t experienced /real/ summer (thank u singapore’s tropical climate) but i rly like the smell of rain :”)

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

making up excuses to skip pe

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

belvitas before morning practice

croissant sandwich and chocolate milk after practice

if there’s no practice, then scrambled eggs from the dining hall lolol

if i’m too lazy to go to the dining hall, then cereal

12. name of your favorite playlist?

it’s literally called jams and the description is “a clusterfuck of stuff i’ve jammed to at some point”

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

gummy bears/sour patch kids

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

death of a salesman - arthur miller

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

with one foot up on the chair and the other leg sitting normally

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

a pair of asics sneakers

18. ideal weather?

15ºc/60ºf when its like cool but not too cold but also not ridiculously hot and also when theres no insane wind (a light breeze is fine)

19. sleeping position?

on my left side and hugging a pillow/bolster/soft toy

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

i like the feeling of pen and paper but im disorganized as hell so an apple pencil + ipad makes a good enough substitute

21. obsession from childhood?

frogs (i’ve loved them since i was 3 hehe)

22. role model?

a dude i used to train with for a while in 2014. he retired last year but he’s always looked out for me like an older brother since we trained together (he’s 8 years older than me lmao) and even thought i’m so far away rn he still checks in on me and stuff and idk he’s probably one of the swimmers i respect the most.

23. strange habits?

i cant fall asleep at night if im not hugging something.  like. it could be a pillow. or a soft toy. literally anything. once on a school trip i hugged a pair of sweatpants to sleep bc i legit cant fall asleep if im not hugging something.i have no problem falling asleep in class/on buses/cars/planes though.

24. favorite crystal?

idk i never really paid enough attention to crystals to actually have a favorite and know their names. they’re all rly pretty tho.

25. first song you remember hearing?

uhh h h i honestly can’t remember. probably some classical music bc i played the violin and that was my first experience of music that i was actually aware of????

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

switch on the aircon and take a nap / sit in bed on netflix/playing on my nintendo switch. and swimming outdoors i guess.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

switch on the heater and take a nap / sit in bed on netflix/playing on my nintendo switch.

do u see a pattern here

28. five songs to describe you?

jet lag - simple plan (bc time zones suck and i miss my fam & friends)

avalanche - bring me the horizon (pretty much sums up how tf my brain feels)

high hopes - p!atd

astronaut - simple plan

the reckless and the brave - all time low

29. best way to bond with you?

doing dumb shit with me

also Quality Time™️ like idk even if we’re chilling and doing our own shit i like just spending time with people im comfortable enough with

30. places that you find sacred?

idk

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

a hoodie and sweatpants

for no reason other than that’s what i wear 90% of the time

32. top five favorite vines?

I AM CONFUSION!!! AMERICA EXPLAIN

this bitch empty. yeet.

im in my mom’s car VROOM VROOM

the one of that dad playing the saxophone (???) and the kid slamming the oven door open and shut

road works ahead “haha yea sure hope it does!”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

either lmao or lolol or LMFAO or yeet

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

gOD i had spotify ads stuck in my head all the time before i switched to premium and now i cant remember any of them (thank god)

35. average time you fall asleep?

i’d say 12:30-1ish

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

the tROLL FACE MEME LIKE those rage faces idk what they’re called but BASICALLY THOSE 2010-2012 era memes

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

suitcase!!! i like sitting on them and yeeting myself around on them or getting people to push me around and then falling off

38. lemonade or tea?

lemonade

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

ngl i havent had either of them before

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

so in jc2 (aka 12th grade), for some reason PEOPLE WERE PUTTING PRE-PACKAGED HARD BOILED EGGS ALL OVER THE SCHOOL. like they were still in their wrappers and all but u could open ur schoolbag and find like 5 eggs in there. and no one knew where they came from. i think at one point there were even eggs hanging from the pull-up bars. all i know is that they were everywhere and people in my batch still remember it as the egg invasion of acjc.

41. last person you texted?

my mom

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

def jacket!!! especially when they have zips hehe

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

idk man depends on my mood

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

sci-fi bc im a fricken nerd

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

shirt and sweats

47. favorite type of cheese?

cheddarrr also i like mozzerrella sticks

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

a fineapple B)

lmao jk ummmm maybe a watermelon bc when u hit it it sounds hollow, just like how my skull would sound if someone hit it (h a)

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

here for a good time not for a long time

never give up without a fight

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

idk probably some dumb meme. i laugh at a lot of stuff like i laugh anything even mildly funny. some that i can think of off the top of my head are:

- i was tryna type ducky but typed fucky instead and sOmEOnE (could be the person who submitted this ask, idk tho) changed my facebook messenger nickname to fucky and the notification was like ”poopy butthole changed your nickname to fucky” and i think that’s still the funniest sentence i’ve read in my whole life

- one time we went to mcdonalds and a friend said mcfluffy instead of mcflurry and idk why but i laughed so hard at that

- once @doduo and i spent half a chinese lesson cutting out random faces from the chinese newspaper and sticking them randomly all over the classroom and idk. it was the funniest thing ever. until the teacher came over and confiscated my scissors rip.

51. current stresses?

- an essay draft (that i am procrastinating rn by doing this, oops)

- CANADIAN TRIALS (but thats a good kind of stress)

- submitting a proposal for a group project but none of my groupmates are freaking replying my texts ugh

52. favorite font?

avenir next!! i find san serif fonts way easier to read than serif lolol.i like helvetica neue too.

53. what is the current state of your hands?

dry af but also i just got my nails done so they pretty rn hehe

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i…havent had a real job yet

55. favorite fairy tale?

idk i was never rly one for fairy tales even as a kid.

56. favorite tradition?

chinese new year when we get CASH and we spend 3 days just eating junk yEET im rly sad im gonna be missing it the next few years tho

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

hh h h hh hhh hh hh they’re pretty personal i don’t /really/ wanna put it out here but i can text you the answer to this if you want (i’m perfectly fine with that!!)

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

- i think i’m pretty intuitive!!! i can guess anyone’s mbti if i’ve spent enough time with them/gotten a detailed enough description of them /winks/ and i can read people pretty well in general and i can draw links to themes/symbols in lit pretty well….???

- i’m somewhat decent at lettering…i think

- i’m good at pull-ups and also vertical jumps i’m secretly a froge

- i’m decent at photography…i guess….

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

yeet

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

pokemon !!

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

/sweats/ i’m not very good at remembering lines from books/movies/shows WELP

62. seven characters you relate to?

JAKE PERALTA - b99

rosa diaz - b99

linguine - ratatouille (he’s permanently confused and he let a ratto take over his job bc he had no idea what he was doing like damn what a big mood)

dory - finding nemo/finding dory (i relate to the forgetfulness)

percy jackson

kale bae /winks/

mitt (during bad phases) /winks again, but sadly/

63. five songs that would play in your club?

idek man i wouldnt even be at my own club i’d be at home taking a nap i’ll just ask someone else to handle my playlist

64. favorite website from your childhood?

club penguin !!!

65. any permanent scars?

yE one of them was from jumping onto a treadmill going at 13km/h 2 years ago bc i thought i was a good idea

66. favorite flower(s)?

i dont have any

67. good luck charms?

i eat pancakes for breakfast on meet days!!!! altho i think this is more of a habit than a good luck charm tbh lmao.

also i guess pip???? he’s my emotional support narwhal :’)

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

durian. i cant stand the stuff or anything flavored like it ugh.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

red food coloring is derived from beetles

70. left or right handed?

right

71. least favorite pattern?

overly-floral patterns i guessssss. also i hate wearing stripes.

72. worst subject?

chinese

besides that, math and physics

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

i rly like vanilla ice cream and fries

also i would eat ketchup with nearly anything

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

i usually just suck it up and go to sleep when it comes to pain but i guess an 8??? idk. i usually take advil/ibuprofen only for fevers

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

i got my first loose tooth on january 11 2005 and it fell out on january 18 2005 & it was a tuesday (pls don’t ask me how i remember this bc i dont know)

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

tater tots

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

cactus i guess. idk im not good at plants.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

grocery store sushi (it was pretty decent in singapore so yeeeee lmao also i ate a lot of that as a kid)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

its the same photo for both so yeAh

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

earth

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

idk i always called them fireflies

82. pc or console?

console I LOVE THE FEEL OF BUTTONS

83. writing or drawing?

drawing (more like doodlign for me bc i cant draw for shit)

84. podcasts or talk radio?

neither but if i rlllllly had to choose then podcasts i guessss s sss

84. barbie or polly pocket?

neither LMAO i gave all my barbies haircuts when i was a kid bc i didnt know what to do with them

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology for sure!! i love greek mythology (may or may not be bc of percy jackson lolol)

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cookies

87. your greatest fear?

losing those i love and care about (could be drifting or actual death it goes both ways)

88. your greatest wish?

rn, for my essay to write itself

for the short-term, to make the olympics (and WUGs…and worlds…and sea games…and asian games…and commonwealth games lmao)

for the long-term, uhhh idk. i just wanna live a life i’m satisfied with and to have a job i actually like and to be able to support my parents

89. who would you put before everyone else?

my mom

90. luckiest mistake?

i always say that i regret doing a year of college in singapore instead of coming here for freshman year but if i’d come in a year earlier like i was supposed to, i proba wouldn’t have made it past swim team tryouts and i made some pretty great friends in my first year of college soooo it all worked out i guessi cant think of any others rn

91. boxes or bags?

bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights are rly pretty!!but i like natural light :”)

93. nicknames?

deb

debs

debo

debbo

alpha childuhh h h i think thats about it??? i cant remember any others

94. favorite season?

spring’s pretty great rni like fall too (before it gets cOLd)

95. favorite app on your phone?

insta/tumblr/telegram

96. desktop background?

a photo of me looking rly cool at the starting blocks before a race B)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

4 - mine (singapore & US), my mom’s and my dad’s

98. favorite historical era?

uhh h h idk the ice age seemed pretty cool haha sike it was actually coldmedieval times seemed pretty cool too like damn i want a suit of armorWHEW I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS but i had fun so yeet

also if you read all the way down here ily and you’re cool