#//silly lil thread

[truly-quirkless]

"I'm certain, young Shinsou. I will keep watch while you two rest." If anyone wanted to hold detention, he'd ask them to use another classroom today. Oh, the minor abuses of his power... "...rest well."

He yawns, though he doesn't lay down until he's sure the other has fallen asleep. And only then does he release his hold. He rubs his eyes, glancing at the other adult in the room with tired eyes. "Wanted to help Mx Fin,,, they've helped me before,, so I wanted to help them,,"

He smiles the faintest bit, settling into the blankets with a soft sigh of a sound. "Are,, you really sure it's okay for me to nap too,,?" He's already half asleep as he asks, his words cut off with another yawn.

[manofbeskar]

i always think about how interesting it is for mihawk to keep saying he wants to live a peaceful life, but he has never once passed up an opportunity to run into danger. like his past of hunting marines, and then getting excited when he was getting hunted by marines again after marineford. he moved to a war-torn island inhabited by violent humandrills. he sought out shanks daily for at least a decade for duels. sure he has calming hobbies like gardening, but his actions show him as a man who lives for exciting places and people

i also think sometimes about the possibility that mihawk thought of (and still thinks) of shanks as the only real option for the pirate king. mihawk doesn't care to have the title himself despite being one of the leading pirates at the time (since the golden pirate age had barely started) and standing quite a good chance. compared to shanks, mihawk has more experience leading a grand line voyage. shanks then would have no experience leading a crew or successfully charting a voyage to the grand line himself. mihawk saw shanks's potential for greatness and believed in it, duelled him every day and watched his power grow stronger—to the point of shanks even developing a haki that directly opposes his own (and being the only known user of it so far, so there's a possibility he invented it from how much time he was spending with mihawk?) as roger's son, maybe mihawk expected that, while shanks wasn't ready at the time to find the one piece, that he will be in the future. he's helped shanks grow a reputation (since shanks got famous from how often he was fighting mihawk), grow in power (anti-observation haki and improved swordsmanship over the years). he's watched shanks's crew grow over the years (since there's a chance he might've known shanks before he even recruited his first crewmate)

the big betrayal comes when shanks gave up his arm because of his belief in luffy being able to be pirate king someday. because to mihawk, the title has always belonged to shanks. he's bet everything on him. he's the one who sought him out daily for a decade. he's the one who's helped him hone his skills. he's the one who believed in him when most of the world didn't even know who he was. and now shanks threw away all of that for a little boy? so mihawk stopped duelling him because there's no point if shanks isn't as invested in this as he is. but shanks still had hope mihawk would eventually return, possibly because he may not be aware of how much mihawk believed in his potential >> when mihawk came back with luffy's poster, shanks for some reason still thinks mihawk wants to fight him, even though mihawk just says he lost interest many years ago

mihawk also refuses to fight shanks on other people's orders. and even when he was fighting shanks regularly, despite their duels being so wracked with power that whitebeard said the grand line would shake, somehow shanks never leaves with so much as a scratch on his person. didn't whitebeard even say he thought his scars were given by mihawk? and yet as far as we know, mihawk and shanks have never had any real intention to hurt each other, and have never done so. mihawk left marineford after being ordered to attack shanks, and then questioned buggy for thinking he would attack shanks (and the other emperors) for him >> if even a little part of him still believes in shanks's potential to be pirate king, there's really no reason for him to hinder his progress. adding on that, as shanks doesn't seem to have any interest in competing for mihawk's title of greatest swordsman, mihawk also has no interest in competing for his as the pirate king. they've avoided each other's goals the whole time

mihawk also tells zoro "when a man like you throws away his pride, it is always for someone else" (when he begs mihawk to train him so he can protect luffy). maybe i'm reading too much into this one, but i always thought it was an interesting detail to throw in that mihawk apologises to shanks when he decides to attack luffy. he apologises even though shanks is not there yet, and specifically apologises because he is not going to hold back. it almost implies he has promised shanks to hold back on luffy and his crew—more likely that shanks might've requested this of mihawk when they celebrated his bounty than mihawk volunteering to do so lol. mihawk cares a lot about pride. when he first fights zoro, he humiliates him by not going all out and using kogatana. he apologises to mock zoro. he's cocky and prideful. mihawk doesn't apologise for doing anything because he feels he has nothing to be sorry for. he does whatever he wants, and everyone lets him because he's strong. yet his apology to shanks at marineford could imply he agreed to stand back. and his sincere apology to a man who isn't there, about being unable to continue holding back his power... idk to me that reads as something mihawk would consider shameful. mihawk enjoys being powerful and unstoppable, yet here he is apologising for that because of shanks —who again isn't even there to hear it!

this even ties into my "theory" (i say theory in quotation marks bc honestly it's more of a hope than something i seriously believe in) that mihawk may eventually leave the cross guild and join up with the red hair pirates—either because he's secretly been their swordsman the whole time, and why the RHP has never had a swordsman on the crew (in terms of rank like zoro, not just people who wield swords) or he feels this is his best option—to find the one piece. because if he stays with the cross guild, he'll have to find the OP for buggy who he thinks is a fucking idiot. if he has to find the OP no matter what, mihawk might prefer to spend his efforts on the same man he's believed in from the very start. also just think about how everything we know about mishanks's rivalry is all hearsay from other characters and behind-the-scenes stuff, and we haven't seen either of them go all out yet. just imagine when we finally get that, it's them teaming up. the world's most legendary rivalry teaming up to find the most coveted treasure. i think that'd scare everyone, pirate and marine alike (and not to throw in non-canon stuff here but i mean... mishanks vs the straw hats is already a battle that exists in one of the games 👀 )

and to tie it back to the first paragraph here. because mihawk can't run in the opposite direction of what excites him. and he has spent the past decade trying to find someone who excites him more than shanks. and he has very clearly failed. marineford ended with mihawk being excited to return to his past of when marines used to chase him, and maybe he could be excited too at the prospect of returning to the only man who ever made him feel alive

idk idk i have a lot of thoughts about them!!!! you can tell i'm very brainrotful about them!!!

[lunamothghost]

Lineup for my p5!boatem au that I'm trying to develop, they're here to steal hearts and costumers

my prev drawings on this au are here!

[terrorbitch]

open to: f - 21+ plot: ghostface has been terrorizing your muse’s friend group... maybe the secret killer (max) knows your muse somehow (boyfriend, ex boyfriend, friend’s brother, legit anything you can think of) and your muse has figured it out. or they haven’t, and they’re just wild and wanna fuck ghostface? lmfao idk make it make sense. vibes in the source.

notes: this is written in legacy but if you want it reposted in beta, lmk!

the fun thing about wearing a mask was the fact that no one knew who he was. always becoming a little more deranged with each kill. the group of friends weren’t all gone, of course, and his favourite he was going to leave until last. maybe it was a bait, but apparently she thought it would be smart to throw a house party in the middle of it all. such an easy way for max to sneak away, throw on the mask, and begin terrorizing the guests. people swore they saw him, but he hadn’t focused on them. drunken fear was just that... drunken. so, when he was ‘caught’ in the bathroom with the object of his desires.... it sort of made sense what happened next. pulling his knife up, he had intended on playing a kind of game with her... no intention of killing her. but instead of running off scared, she was getting on her knees, looking up at him. daring to reach forward. “...what do you think you’re doing?” the voice was muffled by the mask, but he had hesitated. with the direction things were going, he was surprised at the stir within his pants.

[alacrityabound]

Send me 💭 for a blog headcanon that came from our interactions.

[qeyond]

Y'all pleeeeease look at these scrunkly little thread dolls I made when I was in 10th grade I'm crying

[fizzarollitm]

y'all like my lil jester huh

[astarab1aze]

@suizokukans - for kiyoshi!

Vayn had never been to a maid cafe before. He thought the idea a bit... flagrant, that someone should don frilly garb as if a costume and parade around as a dutiful thing at the beck and call of strangers, as maids would be, under the Red Hand (although, they were the ones who were often fed on). No, all his experience was quite with the Red Hand alone, a spoiled and wealthy prince then but no more. Now, he was but another man, curiously poking his nose in, drawn in by pink and black and the promise of sweetly smelling pastries.

Unfortunately for him, however, they were closed, and whichever employee remained was likely preparing for the next morning, or locking all the doors and putting things away. He couldn't swan in if the door was locked, so he chose, instead, to loiter, watching idly as folks of all stripes passed him by. Japan was an interesting place, to say the least, and certainly beyond Chimachi's hidden limits within Tokyo. There was no magic here, at least not yet, and perhaps that was a good thing for the moment. No sorciers to finger him for a vampire where he ought not be.

All he wanted was a bite! A little nibble of something sweet to begin his evening, just as the last rays of sunlight sunk beneath the horizon. Oh, but he was losing hope. His only option now was to bother the man inside, once it was his time to leave, and he would do so politely! Sweetly! It wasn't blood he was after, but cupcakes and other human confections. Surely that would be doable, right?

And when his opportunity finally came, when the man scurried out of the cafe, he was there to greet him with a pleasant smile and a few words. "Oh, pardon me, darling, I don't mean to be in your way, but perhaps you could humor me for a spell... You see, I'm a bit of a night owl and it seems I might've made it here too late, but I was hoping you might have a cupcake or two to spare?"

[quietlyblooms]

this was supposed to be an ask response but well :' )) it went off the rails, so @1punch gets a separate thing instead!!

chiyo doesn't see saitama for a few weeks after her recovery.

she doesn't see anyone for a few weeks, too busy with work and pretending as if she isn't purposely taking on a heavier load to keep it that way. the more chiyo works, the less time she has to think, the less time she has to remember. the more chiyo works, the less likely it is that someone close to her will ask how she's doing when they must know she can't be doing well. they just want her to admit it and confide in them; they just want to be the ones to save her from the storm cloud that hangs above her head.

well, chiyo doesn't want to be saved. she doesn't think she particularly deserves it. anyone might say she did all she could, that she saved lives in the end, and she shouldn't allow the death of a villain to weigh upon her, but it doesn't change what happened. chiyo failed her friend, and she failed her long before her death. no one understands that, only thinks of the wounds she suffered. she's sick of it, sick of their reassurance, sick of---

she's sick of being in the hospital.

a stern doctor chiyo is all too familiar with leaves her with strict instructions to rest and a huffy, " you're lucky i didn't call your parents. " saitama makes eye contact with her briefly before she's resting her face in her hands. she is lucky that they called her friend at her request rather than her family, even if it isn't much better to make saitama worry. the first time he sees her in weeks, and it's in the hospital, looking as if she's been chewed up and spat out. that isn't fair to him.

when she intentionally worked herself ragged, chiyo didn't consider how it would affect her job or the people around her. she didn't expect to pass out, and new guilt rests heavily in the pit of her stomach, settling uncomfortably with what she's felt the last month.

this could have been much worse. she could have passed out during a fight, jeopardized someone's safety. she can't keep doing this.

" 'm sorry, saitama, " chiyo mutters behind her hands before she's running them through her hair and allowing them to drop to the edge of the mattress she sits on. she can't meet his eyes again, can't manage a convincing smile. " i shouldn't be troublin' you with this, but the doc wasn't gonna let me go without callin' someone, and my parents... well, they're already a bit much to handle right now. " she should give them a break -- they nearly lost their daughter. a pause, heavy with hesitation and words she doesn't know how to say, and chiyo sighs.

" thank you for this. "

[irritablepoe]

What if I screamed and punched and sent an assassin after my dad?

[greedbent]

rises from the ashes just to remind everyone that kaz is a pathetic simp when he has feelings for someone so pls don't be too intimidated by him

externally he looks like he's about to commit about 5986485 crimes of the murdery variety (and probably is), but internally he will always just be consumed with so much love and appreciation for That PersonTM . . . it's almost disgusting tbh

he's literally the concept of a cat

pretends he wants nothing to do with you cold shoulder most of the time gets annoyed when you bother him

but also . . . ? goes out of his way to be in the same room as you gets jealous when you give someone else attention/affection kills and maims for you (basically no one messes with you)

side note: he's 100% aware he is undeserving of affection and love in return, so he's honestly not pursuing anything when he knows the person he cares about is "too good for him" (＾▽＾)

[omniishambles]

   A screech pierced the hustle and bustle of the dockside, a spider monkey making off with a prize in its tiny hand. It bounded towards a man in a large hat, leaping to his shoulder in one effortless motion. Jack was a nimble little pet, very useful, and a better replacement for his namesake. But often just as cheeky.

   Barbossa turned, hearing the inevitable pacing of someone who’d just been robbed by a monkey coming right towards him. He’d only been ashore for ten minutes and already trouble was drawing in, though it depended on the mood of the figure hurrying towards him, he supposed. 

      “Never wise...losin’ your wits in a place such as this. It surely leads to other things goin’ astray.” Barbossa remarked, looking the victim of Jack’s theft up and down. The monkey sat dutifully on his shoulder, and when Barbossa raised a casual hand, Jack handed over the item immediately.

   Though the captain made no move to hand it back just yet.

      “If ye want to keep your head in Tortuga, it’s best to be out of the clouds, first.”

[breathinginsulfur]

Really interesting how qsmp updates decided to randomly make a status thread for all of the eggs 🤔…

[mvnces]

The wolf had been keeping track of the other for the last couple of minutes — Listening to him rustle around a couple feet away and only straightening when the other was actively moving away. He was quick to catch Kurjak's chin between his thumb and forefinger. Gently nudging it up so their eyes met as a smile curled at his lips. "Are you going to be good for me, darlin'?" He was playing dirty to get Kurjak to behave, apparently. / @kurjaks for funsies <3

[humanitysong]

"me? worth 60 billion in bounty? nono, you got it all wrong. that's vash my... my brother ! right. we are triplets: knives, vash and me, eriks" if this works he's the luckiest man on the planet ( for once ).

[stormyy-bluezz01]

"hey, could you get me some toilet paper? we've run out" "as the prophecy foretold!!"

"hey, could you get me some toilet paper? we've run out" "so... it has come to this"

"hey, could you get me some toilet paper? we've run out" "...it's just like in my dream!"

Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So let it be written; so let it be done.

So…it has come to this.

That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.

Is this why fate brought us together?

And thus, I die.

…just like in my dream…

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

There is no escape from destiny.

Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.

In this economy?

…and then the wolves came.