#//omg prompto nooo

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“Yeah, I’ll believe that when I see it,” he snorted. Noctis grabbed some fries from his basket and leaned over with his elbow on the bar. Standing Sushi had the best wasabi around. Good thing he was off the clock to witness this potential disaster. “You know, that stuff is going to burn like Ifrit’s sliding down your throat. Worse than that cinnamon challenge crap that went around not long ago. Besides, wouldn’t you want to taste things for the next week that aren’t wasabi?”

[iizuumi]

everyone assume since Noct's rich and has this cute blonde that he's just a sugar daddy and yea, it started out as a one night from a bar picking up a cute and funny shapely ass, but he's honestly in love with Prompto??? he's not just an old creep??? and has no clue how to show this so really buys Prom ANYTHING he wants, multiple of something that barely catches Prom's eye he's trying to say I LOVE YOU PROM but he's just an awkward dork with an abundance of cash. Iggy hates him for it all.

omg everyone just talking about  how noct is only keeping prom around until he gets tired of him and noct’s so frustrated because nooo that’s bullshit but he’s too awkward to say it to prom’s face. You’d think he’d have this life together at 30, and he does a  bit more than when he was younger but he never completely grew out of the awkward lol someone save him. One day. In the right moment he’ll tell him. Or at least that’s what  Noct keeps telling himself. 

[moonraccoon-exe]

Uncle Ardyn giving baby Noct and baby Prompto raspberrys >:3

Hallo! You seem to be the same anon to most of the raspberry entries, so while I don’t think you missed them, in case you did I share with you the links to

Uncle Ardyn giving baby Noct tummy raspberries and

Uncle Ardyn giving baby Prompto tummy raspberries.

Unless you meant it as Uncle Ardyn giving them raspberries AT ONCE?ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

Uncle Ardyn is in charge of these kids today.

Baby Prom and baby Noct both are constantly trying to smack Uncle Ardyn.

They never mean any harm, but Uncle Ardyn enjoys scaring the heck out of them, so they’re constantly trying to smack him now.

Which turns the tummy raspberries into both a challenge and a mess.

Uncle Ardyn is usually enjoying to scare baby Prom. 

As we’ve read before, Uncle Ardyn likes to scare him/play monster with a seriously frightened Prom speed-waddling away until he’s caught, then gets raspberried, and it turns into laughter.

Well, the thing is baby Noct is present this time.

As soon as Uncle Ardyn pulls his real face out to scare baby Prom, baby Noct jumps in action and smacks him.

Usually with a toy.

Baby Prom feels encouraged by baby Noct jumping in to help him so he too starts trying to smack uncle Dyn.

Uncle Dyn is like

“Aaagh! Aaah, no! You’re both SO powerful and strong! Oh no!(￣∀￣)”

He lets them smack (not l ike he feels any pain), until he decides they’ve taken trust enough.

THEN he scares them.

Both babies are like

*LOUD BABY YELP* AAAAAAAAH! ..・ヾ(。＞A＜)シ

Both babies usually hold each other’s hand to start speed waddling away.

Uncle Ardyn laughs so much, this is terribly adorable.

He chases both babies for a good while.

Both babies are usually throwing stuffed toys at him.

Nope. MONSTAH IS COMING.

It’s usual that Ardyn catches baby Prom first, because baby Prom focuses too much in saving Noct (even when they started the other way around).

Both babies are climbing up onto the adult bed? 

Baby Prom is turning around to help baby Noct up, when suddenly.

“RAAAAAAAAAWR!ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ“

UNCLE ARDYN, NO WAIT, MONSTAH APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.

HE’S GRABBED BABY PROM BY THE TORSO AND LIFTED HIM UP.

OMG MONSTAH JUST PUT BABY PROM TO THE FLOOR AND HE’S LIFTING HIS SHIRT.

Baby Prom is like

“Apsjdsidjfsdpjf NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ヽ(ºΔº)ノ”

 Baby Noct is just finishing to climb up the bed and he’s like

“*BABY GASP* POMPOOOOO!!!! Σ\(°△°|||)/  ”

Baby Noct can’t pronounce well, so his friend is “Pompo”

Ardyn is giving out this villain (playful) laugh all

“AAAAHAHAHAHAAH ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ”

And he leans down to blow a raspberry on baby Prom’s tummy >:)

Baby Prom is like

“AAAH, NOOO,NOOO!! NOOOOCT! OOOOOooOooOooOOCT!ヽ( >Δ

“POMPOOOOO! ＼(> □

Ardyn is blowing raspberry after raspberry.

Both babies are freaking out and screaming.

Baby Noct is freaking out because he hears baby Prom screaming.

Uncle Ardyn rubs his face on baby Prom’s tummy soft enough for his beard to tickle on him.

Like always, baby Prom’s “NOOOO D:” starts turning into “AAHAHAHAHHAHA, NOOOO! >∇

Ardyn starts laughing because this child’s laugh is so damn contagious, dammit.

But he continues to blow raspberries on his tummy.

And suddenly

BAM

Baby Noct just landed on his backs screaming “LEAVE POMPO ALONE!”

Ardyn gets startled and is taken off guard.

Baby Prom escapes from his graps.

Now both babies start attacking him again.

Pulling from hair, climbing onto him, kicking and smacking and poking.

Ardyn tries to catch them but he’s so big and these two are so small and so sneaky, like how????

Usually he ends up catching both and “throwing” them onto the bed, just to raspberry both by turns.

Next times Uncle Ardyn is in charge of the kids, the same thing happens whenever he tries to raspberry them; chasing/playing monstah until he catches baby Prom, pins him down, raspberries for a while, and baby Noct lands on him from damn nowhere.

So now that Ardyn knows their tactics

BAM

He’s catching baby Noct ON MIDAIR.

As soon as he gets a grip of baby Noct, Uncle Ardyn is pulling him up and away to put him down and have him take his turn now.

So, baby Noct helpessly trapped under him while Uncle Ardyn raspberries him.

He gives in to the laughter faster than baby Prom.

Still, baby Noct still screams for “NOOO!” while raspberried.

Baby Prom is smacking Ardyn to let go, but nope.

The only thing he gets is to be caught and taken away for his turn this time.

Both babies think they’re fighting him, but really they’re just calling his attention.

Uncle Ardyn has so much fun with these two, omg, they think they stand a chance.

Usually both babies end up super exhausted from all the adrenaline and from so much laughter, so you’ll usually find them throw on the floor/bed/couch facing the ceiling, shirts lifted to their chests, and both half asleep still giggling.

Goddammit, best “Monster” games EVER.

This is “uncle Dyn” with the baby Prompto + Noctis duo.  (´ ε ` )

[nagekiweki]

Rules pick 15 people and randomize them here: https://www.random.org/lists/

Then make a new post and fill in each section to the corresponding results

I was tagged by @yuu-be-good now lets look at my roller coaster results

1) mom or dad: Gladio ffxv : #gladdydaddy for life. At least i have a valid reason to call Gladio daddy 😂

2) sibling: Lunafreya ffxv: Awwwww yea i feel like luna would be best sister

3)Grandma or grandpa: Crowe ffxv: Crowe is everyones grandma and its amazing

4) Haunts you: Cindy ffxv: who killed cindy i mean its cool she haunts me but who hurt my baby

5) Boyfriend or girlfriend: CLAURUS FFXV: WHY AM I DATING MY FATHERS FATHER I mean Claurus is original Daddy but still this can't be legal 😂😂😂

6)your ex : Yuri(o) yuri on ice:

Are we at least still friends ???? I love that lil ice tiger 😖

7) Your best friend: Yuuri yuri on ice: YESS WE CAN EAT PORK CUTLET BOWLS AND FANGIRL/BOY OVER VIKTOR TOGETHER

8) Proposed: Noctis ffxv: please tell me i can accept his proposal i mean come on who doesn't want a sleepy prince husband

9)your boss: Regis ffxv : I better accept Noctis' proposal then. (Regis would probably be the best boss though like lets be real)

10) A random person you meet at the bar: Viktor yuri on ice: I can totally see this happening

11) Your rival: PROMPTO FFXV: NOOO I WOULD RATHER PROMPTO SHOOT ME IN MY FOOT OMG CAN WE BE GENTLE RIVALS? ???? LikE WE ARE IN COMPETITION OVER WHO LOVES CHOCOBOS MORE OR WHO GIVES THE SOFTEST HUGS????

12) gave you your first kiss: IGNIS FFXV: My lips have been blessed by the sacred light that is this man

13)Drunk and singing karaoke with : otabek yuri on ice: I feel like that would truly be a once in a life time experience

14) Played seven minutes in heaven with : TRASH DADDY ARDYN FFXV: I don't know how to feel about this like ardyn is kinda hot but he is also REALLY FUCKIN CREEPY SO IDK IT CAN BE A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING ENJOYABLE OR TRAUMATIC

15) Gave you your favorite dessert: NYX FFXV: If you give me cheesecake i will marry you on the spot i don't make the rules that's just how much i love it. So looks like i have two husbands and a sugar daddy claurus lol

This was truly an experience thanks for the tag.

@crossedquills @dawne-sharlotte @hypaalicious @lhugbereth

Of course of i tagged you you don't have to do it i just think you'd enjoy this *slinks back into my lil corner of hell*

[theruminatingchocobros]

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ Why hello there new FFXV blog! Can i has some injured chocobros being tended by their nurse crush?? I can imagine prompto being like "OMG SHES TOUCHING MY ARM SHES TOUCHING MY ARM THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!" X3 Good luck with your blog!!

Hello! And thank you! I will do my best!

Also I stuck with she/her pronouns because that’s what you referenced in your post, but if you want something else, let me know!

Noctis

He would probably be a little awkward, both at the fact that he’s gotten injured enough to need to be taken care of (Ignis knows how injured Noct handles things, too) but plus, it’s you taking care of him. His cheeks are a bit red and he tries to brush off the injury. His awkwardness would come off as a bit sulky because he doesn’t know what to say, but he knows you need to do your job. And he can’t explain he’s thought about you touching him before, though not in this kind of situation, please. He thanks you sincerely afterwards, though, and has to tell the other three to can it before they can it even before they say anything. They are, however, all grinning at his embarrassment.

Prompto

“This is not a drill!” is not too far from the truth! This boy goes fire engine red from the moment he sees you walk in the room, and he’s thinking oh no oh no not her what do i say what do i do hahahah haha aaah and it comes out audibly with nervous giggles and stammered speech and you have to repeat yourself more than once on one occasion because he’s looking transfixed (binding a wound isn’t a big deal, but your hands are so small and delicate, oh nooo) and nervous. If the other Chocobros are in the room, he’ll look to Noctis for help, eyes practically screaming earlier aforementioned sentiments she’s touching me what do I do. (Noct is no help at all.)

Ignis

He gets very quiet and doesn’t react much at all. If you look closely, though, you think the tips of his ears are a very faint pink? But maybe that’s just your imagination. He doesn’t brush off his injury but instead says that he is certain that it will heal properly because you tended to him. He might touch your hand or arm in a show of gratitude (and for purely selfish reasons, too) and if it’s a really complicated wound he might actually bow to you. But he prefers the first, for those purely selfish reasons.

Gladiolus

Gladio would, unlike the other three, be straight up flirting with you. “I got injured just to see you, you know,” he’d say, or “so, you ever seen a wound this bad?” He’s not the cheesemaster, precisely, even though he’s throwing all these pick-up lines at you. He’s confident enough to use them and he isn’t embarrassed about it or the injury. Getting hurt happens. If he gets to be taken care of by such a capable and beautiful woman, well, he ain’t complaining. He might find a reason to linger a little longer and compliment you on a job well done and promise to come back soon.

[ffxv-convos]

Noctgan Headcanons

My brain is doing the thing where it won't stop thinking but this time it was of Noctgan Headcanons. Since it's the sleepover/weekend hangout time I decided to share them. (Writing on mobile so forgive any mistakes or whatever) ~ Pet names? They're not into that but Noctis calls her Master Assassin and Morgan calls him Royal Annoyance. ~ He accidentally called her babe once and she didn't talk for an hour ~ Okay but Noctis swore to himself that he'd never play Hide And Seek with her ~ He only played with her once and he was looking for over two hours ~ No one knows where she was to this day ~ Morgan thinks it's funny to steal his jacket and hide it in a tree ~ Either that or she puts it on and sees if he notices ~ Noctis likes kissing her nose because of how she scrunches it up afterwards ~ "Nooo" "Oh come on, you know you like it!" "It tickles!" ~ He found out that she was ticklish and seized every opportunity he saw to tickle her and hear her laugh ~ It's mostly just poking her side but that still gets a cute little shriek out of her ~ The girl is actually an amazing singer and her humming puts him to sleep so fast ~ Whenever she wears dresses Noctis has to be with her at all times because Iris once persuaded her to wear a dress and five minutes later she tried ripping it off in the middle of the crowded streets in Lestallum ~ Noctis once fell off the back of the Regalia and he thought it'd be funny to take Morgan with him ~ It wasn't ~ She screamed at him but he kissed her and she shut up ~ Everytime they fight Magiteks Noctis gets insanely protective of her despite her telling him to worry about himself ~ He once witnessed the girl take down twenty people in ten seconds and instead of being scared he was a bit turned on for some reason ~ Morgan loves to kiss him on the cheek because of how bad he blushes and stutters ~ She also likes to wink at him because she did that once and he was so flustered that he tripped over a spare tire ~ The second time she did it he ran into a metal pole ~ Prompto still has the pictures (If you made it this far have a cookie! Thank you for reading!)

OMG THISBIS ADORABLE! Morgan and Noctis would literally make the perfect couple! They are so cute! I love the part about Noct falling off the Regalia since I could definately see that one happening!

☆Admin Erica☆

[moonraccoon-exe]

Uncle Ardyn giving baby Prompto tummy raspberries >:3

Anon, I’m sorry for taking so long! I offer no excuses. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Hope you see it and like it, nonetheless! :3

Let’s see…

Uncle Ardyn is in charge of Baby Prompto today:

To be honest, first time Ardyn tried to give him a tummy raspberry Prompto freaked out.

Remember how Baby Prom has no idea what’s going on first times they blow raspberries on him?

Yep. Still lost.

Besides, Baby Prom always freaks out in front of Uncledyn.

Don’t worry, he loves Uncle Ardyn…just…freaks out.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Uncle Ardyn went down to his ankles in front of him and greeted him, introduced himself, asked him if he wanted to play.

Baby Prom’s like (・・ ) ?

So Uncle Ardyn tries to make him laugh.

“Ah, come now, don’t be so shy, my boy!”

Uncle Ardyn just took baby Prom by the little torso and blew a tummy raspberry on him from over the clothes.

….

Baby Prom’s still like (・・ ) ?

Baby Prom’s not laughing.

“….well, is this unexpected.”

It takes baby Prom a while until really understanding what tickles are.

First time it worked, Uncle Ardyn was changing his diaper, and, once done, he went down to remove baby Prom’s shirt and blew on his tummy and shook the head.

Look at Uncle Ardyn, he looks so stupid like

“BLBLHALHBALHBLBHLBBLHRH” all on Prom’s tummy.

Baby Prom at first is like ( ´ u ` )…?

Uncle Ardyn ain’t giving up, though, this child has to laugh.

So he continues like PFFFFFFFFFFFTLBLBJLHBLHBF on him.

Soon enough baby Prompto’s giggling like ( ´ ▽ ` ) ahahaha, nooo…!

That’s enough for a day for Uncle Ardyn, the giggling was enough. 

But next day he sure as hell is trying again. 

He’s been trying to give Prom a tummy raspberry, but every time he gets close, baby Prom is pulling his own shirt down and giving one of those adorable baby sounds of denial.

Baby Prom doesn’t like the raspberries because it tickles so much and he has a poor management of tickles ;______;

You have to understand him, his skin’s sensitive.

Still, Uncle Ardyn tries to convince him.

Baby Prom’s not letting him.

Uncle Ardyn suggests they play monster, hoping that that gives him an excuse to blow a tummy raspberry on baby Prom when he catches him.

Baby Prom’s still shy with Uncle Ardyn so he’s not replying. Just stands there watching him all shy.

“What is it, my child? You’ve never played monster? …..eh….you’ve….you want to nap? No? Then what is it? Aah, perhaps you need a little…”

Ardyn’s pulling out his real demon face.

“INSPIRATION!?!? ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ”

Baby Prom’s screaming.

Baby Prom’s running away (half waddling because he just learned to run

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ..・ヾ(´  A`)シ”

When Uncle Ardyn catches him he makes sure he’s got his human face on, ‘tackles’ baby Prom (ofc making sure he lands safely), and proceeds to roar and growl while moving Prom’s shirt up enough to reveal the tummy.

Prom’s like

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAH NNNOOOOOOO! MONSTAH NOOOO!ヾ(;A;)シ“

Uncle Ardyn’s still going to reach down and blow the biggest raspberry on baby Prom’s tummy.

The kid loses his shit.

At first he’s still screaming NOOO but as the raspberry continues, baby Prom just can’t help it and starts giggling.

He’s still like “NOOOO!” but now he’s more like

“AHahhahaha, nnoooo! Uncle Dyn, nooo!o(>ω

“Uncle Dyn? Who’s that? I’m MONSTAH!”

“*LOUD ASS BABY YELP* NNNNOOOOO! AHAHAHAHDKLSDFKLSD!o(≧▽≦)o“

Baby Prom’s screaming for him to stop, but he’s laughing so much as Ardyn continues.

There’s this one point where Ardyn The Jerk (loving jerk, ofc) lifts the head after blowing a raspberry.

WITH THE DEMON FACE ON.

“ADSAHAIDHAFASJDADH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!ヽ(・A・;;)ﾉ”

Baby Prom’s SO FREAKED OUT, it’s not even funny.

The kid’s screaming and squirming to break free.

Ardyn lets him and sees him run away while still screaming.

…only for a second.

“None of that, my child!”

Ardyn pulls him back down and tries to go for another raspberry, but baby Prom’s screaming and trying to kick his face, so Uncle Ardyn has no other choice than lift the head and show he’s back to normal.

Nope. Baby Prom’s still squirming underneath him all freaked out like *pant pant* ヽ(・A・;;)ﾉ”

Uncle Ardyn’s amused everytime, really.

“My child, it’s just me, no need to get all-”

“MONSTAH! ヽ(・A・;;)ﾉ”

Ardyn’s going to laugh every time before reaching to blow the tummy raspberries because he loves that and Prom’s very ticklish.

It only takes some blows before the kid can get over his freaking out and start laughing.

So it goes from a serious “NOOOOO, stahp, monstah!” to giggles and a half-serious “Ahahaha, nnooooo! No, monstah!”.

It usually ends up on baby Prom almost pissing himself in laughter.

He likes when the raspberry is blow hard and out of the blue after a pause.

Always makes him laugh SO HARD.

“Hah! You’re giving up, my kid! *blows raspberry*”

“*YELPS* AHAHAHSHDIKF AAAAAH! NNOOOOO! STAHP, UNCLE DYN!  AHAHAHAHAHAヽ(>∀

Baby Prom has a poor management of handling tickles, so he usually ends up pulling from Ardyn’s hair while laughing.

Ardyn doesn’t mind; he’ll carry on because the kid is laughing so much,omg, it’s adorable.

Ardyn just won’t understand he really, literally is freaking the kid out every time he does it…or maybe he understands, but enjoys of it, so he’s always finishing the tummy raspberries by pulling his demon face out just for the pleasure of seeing baby Prom freak out, scream and run from him.

It’s amusing, tbh.

Uncle Dyn always makes sure to make up for the constant scaring by cuddling the kid with a last raspberry, but this time on the cheek.

Baby Prom always laughs softly with those.

Always forgives Monstah, by the way. :3

Ah, this is such an adorable mess ☆ ～(‘▽^人)