#//let me know if this is ok!

[tywysoges-g]

“I hope you know that us living so close means I’m going to be dropping in a lot more often. I feel like we’ve been drifting, then again... a lot has gone on.” She said with a half-hearted laugh. “How’ve you been since the incident?”

@effiestuart​

[strongermonster]

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

[orcaking]

My body is a collection of all the parts that came before! 🌱🌱🌱

[Image ID: A drawing of a trans masculine person, nude except for underwear. The figure has top surgery scars, and no head, the bottom of a jaw bone with plants growing from it floating above the neck. There are flowers, mushrooms, and stars surrounding the figure, and a bird flying to the left of the canvas. /. End ID]

[verndusk]

nyx's children dont even say anything when you give them nectar anymore they just stare at you like this

[heartheaded]

‘I can’t be like this. I can’t stay like this. I feel like I’m dying all over again. I just want things to be okay again.’ ( @roguebled for scanlan! )

{ @roguebled }

𝄇𝄋𝄋𝄆 > ❝--Whoa, hey!❞

Scanlan thought he'd landed this one in the bag with Trust. Everyone says they won't take a gnome to bed until they see his wares--but this was something else. They made it as far as some dingy tavern bed, having Trust underneath him.

He didn't know the tiefling real well, didn't plan to, but it's only when he makes it down to his royal purple unders and situates himself prettily on the other's lap--does he suddenly get shoved aside.

Scanlan catches himself from falling off the bed, only shocked and maybe slightly frustrated at himself. Were there other signs that he was just too preoccupied to pick up on? He's not one to make his partner uncomfortable, even if they barely know more than each others' names...

𝄇𝄋𝄋𝄆 > ❝Sheesh, so officially 'no', huh? Eh... Don't worry about it, I get it. I'll just chill over here until... How about I just go and let you have the room to yourself?❞

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

Hot take maybe but I think Bertie would be FAR more likely to survive the first two months of Dracula than Jeeves would be. Bertie has a healthy sense of self-preservation. Jeeves consistently underestimates how dangerous a situation might get (Steeple Bumpleigh, the club book) because he’s overconfident about his level of control over any given situation. He'd handle Dracula masterfully if they faced off in England, but on Dracula's home turf? Much more doubtful.

I realize this might be a tough sell, so I will explain further (or it's not a tough sell, and I'm going to explain further because I want to). (criteria taken from @canyourfavesurvivecastledracula) Without further ado.

Would Jeeves and Wooster survive Castle Dracula?

Jeeves

Jeeves' survival will depend on how long Dracula finds him more entertaining than irritating. On that basis, I don't think he's long for this world. On the one hand, he has a huge wealth of knowledge about English society and culture that he can recite perfectly from memory. That should buy him at least a little time with noted teaboo Dracula.

On the other hand, he would be absolutely no fun as a vampire plaything. Jeeves cannot be got. Sneaking up on him while he's shaving will yield zero reaction (though that's at least good for his short-term survival--given that, although he DID take the crucifix from the old woman out of politeness, he certainly isn't going to wear it. The rules of fashion don't go out the window just because you're in a spooky castle). Then, although managing the whims of rich jerks is not an insignificant part of a valet's job, Jeeves usually does this by bending his employers to his will. Dracula is not the sort of employer this will work on. It'll just add insult to injury when on top of being impossible to scare, NOW Jeeves is telling Dracula that his favorite cloak is several centuries out of fashion and he's not allowed to wear it anymore.

Jeeves will 100% go exploring in the areas he was told not to go-- though to be fair, he MIGHT actually get away with this, what with his superpower of appearing in rooms without being seen or heard. Said superpower might save him from the brides as well (though this is by no means guaranteed). Since I find it doubtful that Dracula would come to rescue his annoying ass, not being noticed is his best defense.

There are a couple other things working in Jeeves's favor; the question is just whether they'll be enough to save him.

He DOES know shorthand, and could try to send coded letters. He might even have the foresight to squirrel away some extra stationary where Dracula can't find it. But could he get them posted? Would it even do him any good?

He certainly has enough cultural literacy to figure out what his new boss is pretty quickly. If he didn't chuck the crucifix out the carriage window, he might start carrying it around in his pocket.

Psychology of the individual, sure, but the individual in question is a 400-year-old vampire who lives in an isolated castle in a foreign country and is regarded as a terrifying mythological figure in the surrounding villages. Jeeves has never come up against anything this alien before, he's cut off from his normal resources, and opportunities to play people against each other are limited.

He probably has enough upper body strength from all that shrimping and fishing to climb the wall, so he COULD escape if he wanted to, if he survived long enough. It's just, again, that overconfidence, and also Dracula has a vast library full of rare old books that are entirely at his disposal. He's keeping his eyes and ears alert for potential escape strategies, of course, but I don't see him being as desperate to get out as Jonathan was.

There are just a lot of "depends on"s here, and I'm not convinced that luck would shake out in Jeeves's favor, all things considered.

Bertie

Bertie is so perfect for the job of Castle Dracula Prisoner it's like it was made for him. Think about it. Being held against his will in big manor houses comes more naturally to him than breathing. He's afraid of things that are scary. A lifetime of dealing with Aunt Agatha has made him the world's preeminent expert in "curl[ing] up in a ball in the hope that a meek subservience [will] enable [him] to get off lightly." He will NEVER go exploring in places he's been warned away from if nobody is forcing him to (Rev. Aubrey Upjohn's office notwithstanding. There were biscuits in there). He's both fun to talk to and easy to toy with (and extremely English). A+ prisoner. Dracula adores him.

In my opinion, Bertie is at Castle Dracula either because Aunt Agatha got some wires seriously crossed and thinks he’s going to meet an eligible potential bride (I mean, there are certainly brides there), or because Dracula has something Aunt Dahlia wants him to steal (far less likely, given that one of Dracula’s THINGS is famously not owning anything silver). Either way, he's shown himself entirely willing and able to escape down drainpipes if a sitch gets too scaly.

He DOES take the crucifix, and DOES wear it (which is what will save him during the shaving scene, because you KNOW he's going to jump a foot and cut himself like the dickens). He's read enough supernatural goosefleshers to be genre savvy about terrified old women cryptically pushing crucifixes into one's hands. I also think his sunny disposish endeared him to the villagers, and they were particularly vehement about urging him not to go. He doesn't speak German or Romanian, but he's empathetic enough to recognize Pure Terror. So by the time he actually gets to the castle, his imagination is already running wild and he's plenty aware that he is in imminent danger.

I think the biggest risk to Bertie will be the brides; whether or not he's susceptible to trances, if he thinks they're trying to marry him, it's against the code of the Woosters to turn them down. But that only becomes an issue if he comes face to face with them, which, luckily, I think is unlikely on account of the aforementioned "won't go exploring" (and if he did, Dracula would definitely rescue him).

I'm inclined to say due to his drainpipe-escape habits that he WOULD be able to climb the wall and MAY attempt to sneak into Dracula's room to look for the keys if his desperation grows to outweigh his fear. Whether he does or not, though, he does NOT have the stomach to attempt shovel murder, and therefore won't get magic brain fever, and may very well simply walk out the front doors when the people come to take the boxes away. OR he climbs his way out like Jonathan did. Either way.

When Bertie tells this story at the Drones later, Tuppy will say that no doubt it's been greatly exaggerated and all that probably happened was that he spent a couple months in an oldish house entertaining a weird loner.

[rongzhi]

[cat's name: 大黄/Da Huang ("Big Yellow")]

English by me :)

[speench]

nsbu fans listen to me, listen, most of the cast hasn't had an Ify moment yet where they talk directly to their ?? alter egos?? and before we see dynamics unfold with other characters I need everyone to consider: Liv and Kingskin as unwilling father and his newfound ride or die child trope that is all

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[messrsbyler]

you. yes you, person with rejection sensitive dysphoria. this message is for you. your friends DON'T hate you. they aren't mad at you. they aren't talking behind your back or wished to cut their friendship with you. they love you and treasure you and they are good people who wouldn't hurt you like that! ok, that's all. have a nice day.

[sapphire-weapon]

So, I went to go take this shot of Leon looking like a smug asshole:

And then I started playing with the camera a little bit

and I realized

Look at how fucking far Leon is manspreading in this scene:

So I had to go compare it to the other times we see him sitting down (jet ski not withstanding because the seat dictates his position), and:

Jesus Christ, Leon. Need to accommodate your massive balls, or what?

[ratfest]

[aniimoni]

The Self Proclaimed King

uhhhhhhhhh chess pieces,,, or something

THE BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDDD ok well maybe you do BUT OH HHHHHHMY GOD

Like, genuinely- the whole process was terrifying because I wanted to just start over entirely but i had already merged the layers and i liked certain parts of it and wanted to keep them AND I WAS TIREDDDDDD so i ended up not restarting and just raging going back and forth trying to find what exactly it was that bothered me while talking to ppl and screaming and nearly just deleting the file and then i kept nitpicking it even when i told myself i was done

BUT I PERSEVERED!!!!!!!! AND I DID IT!!! ITS DONE AND I THINK I LIKE IT OHHHHHMHGKDBDBSBD but i need to stop looking at it or else i’m gonna find another thing to nitpick

Anyway hopefully this is telling enough what it’s about.. if not, i can explain.

[azurityarts]

cat guitar

[lokh]

two possibilities.... the Real reason anji was missing from xrd (recovering from top surgery) and why baikens boobs suddenly got huge

the original of the samurai comic

[mouthwashinganya]

19 year olds clocking into work looking for their 35 year old besties like ❗️❗️yo where's Anya at❗️❗️